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ITT: times you acted like Yeezy
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ITT: times you acted like Yeezy

>Be me
>invited to family Christmas dinner
>Show up two hours late, family already eating
>"Anon, we waited an hour for you to show up!"
>Shout "You should be honored by my lateness! That I would even show up to this fake shit!"
>"Anon, sit down and eat"
>Start popping Rosé over the Christmas ham yelling "Tonight, we gone do everything that the Kan like!"
>Dad and uncle throw me out
>Yell "No one man should have all this power!"
>Go home to cry and write a bunch of songs with references to suicide
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>>52246692
>Go to club
>Niggas goin gorillas
>See qt3.14 Armenian girl
>"I don't know if you got a man or nah- if you got plans or nah- if God put me in your plans or nah... I'm trippin this drink got me sayin a lah."
>She starts slowly backing away
>"You ever have sex with a pharohhhhhhhh??? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus."
>Get thrown out by bouncers
>Go home to cry and write a bunch of songs with references to suicide
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>wake up on sofa
>met skinny bitch with no shoulders
>got in my range rover
>scratched ur corolla
>went home and cried
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>wake up
>see my girl
>"hurry up with my damn croissants"
>girl walks out of the room
>stay alone
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this could be a really good thread, but I'm not contributing
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shittyb8/10
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>>52247028
hah?
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Everyone ITT
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>>52248581
>Everyone on this board
ftfy
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>in a french restaurant
>inform them that george bush doesn't care about black people
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>>52248581
lookth like grimeth
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>in gym class
>didn't wanna play
>"Do it for a klondike?"
>"I do it for a blond dyke."
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>Driving with my girlfriend
>tries to change the radio station
>"Don't be reachin, don't be touchin shit"
>She dumps me
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>friend is a bassist in a fairly well known band
>he shows me demos of songs that are going to be on their next album.
>get a phone call from another friend.
>i answer and say "I'm at my bros place listening to songs no one has heard before... because my life is dope and I do dope shit."
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>>52246951
underrated post
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>>52248581
Damn I wish I had enough money to buy that shit. That must of cost a grand at least
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>>52246692
>>Dad and uncle throw me out
>>Yell "No one man should have all this power!"
two men kicked you out not one
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>>52253224

his dad is also his uncle
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>>52253240
damn...
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>>52253240
damn...
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>in a french-ass restaurant
>order croissants
>croissants still haven't arrived
>"hurry up with my damn croissants"
>get thrown out by french-ass chef
>go home to cry and write a bunch of songs with references to suicide
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>>52250046
underrated post
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>>52253385
kek'd
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I'm in love with my best friends girlfriend
much like the kanye/jay-z/beyonce-situation
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>go home every day
>can't write songs
>think about suicide
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>>52248581
damn where do i cop that slav cut
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>>52246692
>Playing a show
>Be talking about this cold motherfucker who kills his children and wife
>Everyone be hatin
>"Ay yo shut the fuck up this this about Frankie"
>Everyone starts rioting
>Go home to cry and write a bunch of posts on /mu/ with references to Suicide
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>that time i was a nigger
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>>52253541
WINNER
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>>52248581
That's a cool mothafucka.
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My presence is a present, kiss my ass!
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THROWIN CONTRACTS AT ME
YA'LL KNOW THAT NIGGAS CAN'T READ
I'M GOING WILD THE FUCK OUT
I'M GOING BOBBY BOUCHEY
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>rhyme klondike with blonde dyke a lot
>rhyme house with spouse and blouse a lot
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>>52246692
>be at uni
>at a lecture and phasing out
>some qt asks me if I get what the prof is saying
>"Uh?"
>"Some niggers graduate but be still stupid"
>asks me what I mean
>"bitch one more fuck and I can own you"
>she backs away and says I cant talk to her like that
>"my niggers cant control me"
>get slapped in the face
>"bitch are you fucking bogus with you skinny shoulders!!!?"
>prof takes notice informs the security
>get thrown out the lecture hall
>"come on niggers what happened, you niggers aint breathing your gasping"
>get hit by the guard who is actuall nigger
>go home crying and saying :"homie this shit is basic, this is your desertation, welcome to graduation"
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>>52253474
fuck i lol'd
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>>52250763

not

>"two dykes that look Christina Milian-like"

ya dun goofed.
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>>52248581
me on the left :^)
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>>52246905
>at a girl's house
>her aunty come over, skinny bitch with no shoulders
>she's fronting like she knows our relationship
>put my feet up on the sofa to disrespect her
>girl throws me out her place
>go home and cry on the phone to justin vernon
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>>52254904
>tfw valedictorians scared of the future while i hop in the delorean
>tfw all the hustlers that's still living get on down every time that they hear this
>good morning
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>>52254904
dis·ser·ta·tion
ˌdisərˈtāSH(ə)n/
noun
a long essay on a particular subject, especially one written as a requirement for the Doctor of Philosophy degree.
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>>52255171
Well I know I fucked up there, but it is also your choice to not be a cunt about it.
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>>52246951
top kek
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this thread is hilarious
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