Make a Scene

>>51761145
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S47594027

>>51761145
> Scene
My Luciferian Pony
> Sounds like
trve necro-kvlt satanic anti-christian norwegian 666 hail satan black metal version ov my little pony
> Asthetics
My Little Pony but dark and kvlt
> Culture
They don't have any. ;4)
> Why /Mu/ hates them
Because they are furvert pedophiles, also metal is for children.

>>51761694
>>51761481

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> Scene
Pukuisine

> Sounds like
People puking over old tv cooking shows

> Asthetics
You dress like a cooking grandma with mustache

> Culture
People against fine cuisine, only eat traditional food and fast food

> Why /Mu/ hates them
Nobody likes to hear people puking and shitting

>>51762110
This would be popular on pro-bulimia sites...

>>51762136
>pro-bulimia
Those exist?
Why would they?
I can understand being anorexic, but bulimic, really?

>>51762326
Some bitches love to choke.

>>51762326
Everything is a thing. :\

>>51761145
>> Scene
Simplism
>> Sounds like
Music a 9 year old would make with very basic knowledge of music theory.
>> Asthetics
Very simple chords and progressions, childlike vocals, mostly done on piano or acoustic guitar.
>> Culture
Super-advanced avant-teens who have exhausted the very limits of auditory vibrations and so go back to the most simplistic of compositions.
>> Why /Mu/ hates them
People who don't actually "get it" pretend to "get it"

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more or less serious suggestion

>Why /Mu/ hates them
they're fedora tipping heathens

>>51762569
that's just twee though

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Now I want to hear the wolf girl fuckers.

>>51762569
>>51762600
#Dismantled

>>51762570
I swear there is already a genre somewhat like that but I forget what it is called.

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>>51762569

literal math

generated pitches in audacity, the difference from one pitch to the next would be do by factors of a mathematical constant, effects, such as delay and chorus would have rates that line up with the same constant used for the notes.

mostly very plain unassuming garb, lot of of white, tan, blues and greens in very dark and very pale tones.

devoted to finding the mathematical underlying rules of the entire universe, not very overtly though, don't want to let random people know until we've figured it all out.

"pseudo-intelectuals" mind you being part of this genre will require some degree of a brain

>>51762600
>>51763033
Not really. It's very well produced and clean, with little to nothing in the way of percussion.

>>51763031
That's just black metal.

>Scene name
NoScene

>Sounds like
Mostly silence with an occasional base drum and whispered vocals. The average track is generally fifteen minutes long, but only two minutes of the track, roughly in the middle of the song, has actual sound. The rest is either white noise or silence.

>Aesthetics
None, which includes no image whatsoever. It isn't played live, names are never given, NoScene bands literally release their releases with no names whatsoever, generally on cassette tapes.

>Culture
Anti-image/Anti-pop/Anti-scene

>Why /mu/ hates them
Tryhards.

>>51763288
>What is generative music?
>Who is Brian Eno?

>>51763327
no

this is kvltwave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZxNG3zGbxo

>>51763340
I would listen to that...

>>51763358
see >>51763327

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> Scene
Jock Wave
> Sounds like
no wave + acid techno = jockwave
> Asthetics
pic related
> Culture
hanging out at the track, gym, stadium, or basketball court with the bros. Hate going to parties because it cuts into their daily 5 mile run & cool down.
> Why /Mu/ hates them
They were bullied & out of shape in high school

>>51763349
>generative music
that stuff is implied to be done mostly by computers, part of the point is that it's all done by hand. also eno's generative music uses too many other sounds. LitM would be done with just tone generation from audacity

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Arctic Dronegrind

Sounds like synths and arctic field recordings put to very fast, droned out grindcore.

They wear fur polar bear coats and generally sing about how br00tal arctic life is

Culture revolves around eskimo culture, scene originated in northern, Eskimo Canada and parts of Russia.

>why /mu/ hates them
Extreme music is for children


pic related's a sample album cover

>>51763546
>What is serialism?
>Who is Xenakis?

>>51763031
you can sample vapowave? computer music has eclipsed.

>>51763622
yes

>>51763019
i wanna hear it
pls remember

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> Scene
hobocore
> Sounds like
experimental folkrock with heavy drug influences made with the cheapest music equipment and instruments
> Aesthetics
They dress like homeless drug addicts. Not the hipster kind but the sketchy real kind
> Culture
Do drugs, borrow stuff from people, make their own instruments, panhandle, sleep at stranger's couches, try to figure out how to best use their equipment they have, regular hobo affairs.
> Why /Mu/ hates them
No one likes smelly drug addicts

>>51763828
It's probable just New Age or rave music or something.

>>51761145
>Scene
eschaton gaze

>Sounds like
shoegaze bands playing Current 93 songs in an analog synth studio. Death In June jamming with Chapterhouse using only a huge modular system. synthpop groups adding martial rhythms & acoustic guitar to their Slowdive cover record. unsettling apocalyptic improvisations bathed in washes of psychedelic guitar noise & held together by sequenced synth hooks

>Asthetics
neofolk album covers in cheery pastels
fashion photography of sinister veiled figures
ethereal pictures of religious icons
ufos

>Culture
everyone is gay & into esoteric Christian theology & okkvlt shit

>Why /Mu/ hates them
only one person finds it interesting

>>51763862

So basically NMH

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>>51763862
So basically the bastard child of the freak folk and gutter punk scenes?

>>51763924
>>51763994
bascially

>>51764088

yeah i figured that was basically it

>>51763994
Didn't King of the Hill have an episode about these type of faggots?

>>51763862
>Death Grips

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>Nazi Pop

>>51764173
>not making it a critique of leftist/socialist culture

>Scene
Worldpunk

>Sounds like
Similar to hobocore, it's a bunch of poor bastards (exclusively in non-'European' countries) making music using tropical fruits, makeshift acoustic instruments, homemade percussion, and shitty electric guitars and drum machines. Usually reggae or freak-folk or some shit with tribal rhythms and lo-fi recording. Very tropical sounding.

>Aesthetic
Well shit, I kind of covered that all ready. Usually on analog formats and played in streets, very untrained musicians, everyone sounds black, and various instruments are made of bones and coconuts

>Culture
Poor fucks wearing crappy (and often bright and summery) clothing, everyone's a hippy, at least one band member has robbed a store, and the age range is 12-80 years old for performers (everyone's poor, remember?)

>Why /mu/ hates them
Why would they? The music is awesome. Someone should go to Cuba or whatever and make this an actual genre.

>>51764173
I would listen to that shit

>>51764344
This is just Brazil.

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>>51763862
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains existed.

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>Scene
Pop noir

>Sounds like
Bohren & der Club of Gore, Portishead, and croon pop.

>Aesthetic
It is largely rooted in picaresque fiction, film noir, David Lynch, detective fiction, and Byronic heroes.

>Culture
Its denizens wear trench coats, collect revolvers and Thompson guns, and refuse to watch anything made after 1963.

>Why /mu/ hates them
Literal fedoracore.

>>51764173
martial pop is already a thing & it's pretty good
try listening to Derniere Volonte

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to play on the sea punk/ocean grunge maymay

>Abyssal Metal

>Really heavy, dark, droned out guitars with tons of distortion, sloshing sounds

>Aesthetics
Imagery based around the darkest reaches of the ocean and scary deep ocean fish, bands and fans often wear dark blue, and black clothing and black hoodies, it's not uncommon for fish bones to be used as necklaces and props

>culture
Gigs are generally dark, quiet, slow, and brooding, there isn't much festive energy. Bands are often looking down, fish bones are generally used for props

>why /mu/ hates them
sea/ocean maymay genres are overdone and metal is for children

here's a album concept in pic related

>>51764529
That's dieselpunk.

>>51764577
So it's drone metal with ocean sounds

>>51764882
yes.

mariana trench outlaw country

>outlaw country with ocean sounds

>aesthetics
sea cowboys and sea outlaws and sea wild west

>culture
band members literally ride sea horses and lassou sea bandits in the ocean

>why /mu/ hates them
nobody hates mariana trench outlaw country

I was going to make one for [SOMETHING] black metal, but there is lterally already a fucking black metal for everything.

>>51764577
Better name: Abyssal Doom

>>51764577
This is basically oceangrunge.

>>51765069
no it's heavier, slower, and more sinister

>>51765126
see
>>51765069

>>51764577
>>51764882
>>51764901
>>51765001
>>51765069
>>51765126

This actually has potential, I want to hear abyssal doom now

>>51765203
https://pacificdespair.bandcamp.com/album/devour

>>51765203
would abyssal doom sound something like this, but with more ocean noises?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKvGr95WBRU

>>51765203
Oh boy here we go

>>51765227
>>51765247
YES. Just imagine combining these two.

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>>51765318
https://petitelocke.bandcamp.com/releases

>>51765318
just play them at the same time

>>51765383
Please let abyssal doom be a thing

>>51765430
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22abyssal+doom-metal%22

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>>51765227
>>51765247
>>51765383
>>51765391

>>51763340
>Mostly silence with an occasional base drum and whispered vocals. The average track is generally fifteen minutes long, but only two minutes of the track, roughly in the middle of the song, has actual sound. The rest is either white noise or silence.

See - avant garde minimalism
Some of John Cage's works fit this description

>>51765603

>>51765540
These people are much plebeians.

>>51764173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ2LyS6jFB4