pleb music stories?
>be at uni
>bum smoke off dude
>get to talking about music
>he keeps saying "i've never heard of that" or "i don't like them"
>"i like 90s stuff mostly. like pearl jam"
>word man, so i take it you also like nirvana
>yeah love em, got a couple nirvana tattoos actually
>cool man. yeah i've actuallybeen listenign to... not sure how to pronounce it, "in utereo"
>"i actually don't know any of nirvana's album names, just songs"
>be in high school
>in History of Popular Music
>class was easy as hell but offered some interesting material
>lot of dumb kids take the course for a bird course
>learning basic song structure (verse, chorus, bridge, etc.)
>teacher asks for a song suggestion to analyze as an example
>me: "My Iron Lung" by Radiohead
>guy: it sounds like they're hitting wrong notes on guitar hero
>girl: shh, don't be mean!
>at my sister's halloween party, like 80 people here, mainly her friends
>i got booze so i dont give a fuck
>see a total 10/10 in an Elivra costume so you know she's DTF
>suddenly that one hipster friend she has swoops in and starts chatting her up
>he's a douchebag who thinks he's a musician because he aligns base samples from sound packs in fruityloops and posts them on soundcloud
>starts talking about how he's 'going to dj' in some shitty local bar to her and bragging about his music
>'I'm like a modern day Apex Twins'
>my fucking face when
>her fucking face when
[spoiler]neither me or him boned her that night[/spoiler]
> in high school
> analyse the lyrics of Beware by death grips
> class + teacher are so enraptured j the lyrics they ask if they want to listen
> we listen to the charles manson intro
> someone says "haha! 'I roll in nickels'!"
>I close my eyes and sieze it
> I clench my fist and beat it
> I light my torch and burn it
> I am the beast I worship
> teacher closes YouTube like after the second repeat
>"oh anon I thought you were a such a nice boy!'
Girl is art history class said Japanese music, philosophy, and art from the past 40 years has been more influential in the western world than the entirety of Greek art, or philosophy
She went on about the music for almost 30 minutes, but I had to hide my power level
>play my bearded hippe art teacher Frownland
>"He reminds me of Jimi Hendrix!"
but all Japanese music, philosophy, and art from the past 40 years is basically Western music, philosophy, and art.
what kind of art history class are you in where people are unaware about Japan's cultural identity getting completely fucked due to post-modernism?
>Dude says he likes hip hop
>Start listing off artists
>Doesn't know any of them
>Ask if he knows the Wu
>"You know, like Method Man or GZA?"
>"GZA? Sounds like my dick"
>Goes on to talk about how much he likes Drake
Fucking faggots, I swear.
>be at a halloween party
>see a hot ass bitch in an elvira costume
>start hitting on her
>some aspy I know that thinks hes a hipster in in the corner watching me jelously
>talk about my soundcloud that I post samples I stole to get bitches
>say Im a modern day aphex twins to invoke aspy rage
>get laid the next day
Everyone was just baffled, this is like 4 months into this course, and Japan wasn't even involved in it because it's about Western Art.
>but all Japanese music, philosophy, and art from the past 40 years is basically Western music, philosophy, and art.
This was mentioned but she is such a weeb she got kind of upset about it
The class is full of Art History majors, and she is a freshman in a class full of juniors, and seniors who were just shocked at this retarded she-yeti's speech
>a bloo bloo someone misappropriated my gay story and left out my gay details
Look up the definition and history of post-modernism and how it completely does not relate to Cool Japan phenomena. You're probably thinking about modernism or contemporary art.
Everything is true [spoiler]on the internet[/spoiler]
lol kek frogman.jpg
>be me, sat on the bus home from school
>this chav (google it, i live in the uk) always used to sit next to me on the way home
>he was alright i guess, always used to talk about video games and stuff
>one day start talking about music
>he's unironically into shitty rap like "Black Out Crew" and "MC Smalley"
>claims he makes "dope beats" on this professional program on his laptop
>ask him what the program is called
>"oh anon it's called fruityloops, all the proper good artists use it"
>chav comes on the bus
>hey anon i was making some tunes last night do you wanna hear
>he tells me it's a remix he made of Linkin Park's "Numb"
>plays it for me
>this sounds really fucking familiar
>turns out it was this fucking remix and he claimed he made it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObQKv6BTQ3c
> be at uni
> talking to guy from chem class
> says he's minoring in music theory
> ask him what his favorite genre is
> he tells me he listens to top 40 unironically
> I ask why
> "cos I used to hate pop, and I'd only listen to hip hop and classical, but now i identify its flaws and admire its form. It's the job of an artist to identify and create music based off of what already exists in the constant, and pop music does this exceptionally well"
>girl at work starts talking to me about music.
>I ask her her favorite band.
>I tell her I'm not a big fan, but Amy Lee has a nice voice.
>"I don't know who that is."
I beat that.
>that one autistic kid in grade 12 who put on obscure progressive metal in music class when people shared their favourite songs
>He skipped to the fucking breakdown, with violins and pianos and shit
>plays 2 minutes of this 20 minute song
>he looks at everybody with a shit-eating grin as if he just outclassed everybody
>one guy yells out "Gaaaaay"
>autist kid runs out crying
>tfw this was me 4 years ago
I mostly studied postmodernism through my high school course but I don't think you're capable of reading Latvian.
Best thing I can advice you is checking sources from the Wikipedia article.
not gay at all, faggit
>Talking to somebody
>He has bad taste in music
I don't think I've ever been in this situation but if I had had a choice of doing it or not I probably wouldn't have. I hate all those things the teachers/professors do in school like the "get to know you" stuff. Especially when they go around the class and have everyone say stuff out loud.
>at my college's library
>this qt latina girl I have my History class with is studying at a table
>she's short with the nicest ass and the prettiest smile ever
>feel my spaghetti start to overflow from my book bag
>walk over to her and sit down
>she doesn't notice me
>ask her how she's doing on the current topic we're about to test on
>she didn't hear me
>see she's wearing earbuds
>start doing the wave until she notices me
>"Oh hi anon, I didn't see you! What's up?"
>"What are you listening to?"
>"Oh some stuff not many people listen to, I don't think you'd like it anon.."
>"No no, let me listen."
>it's fucking Slowdive
>get the hugest fucking boner
>this fucking guy walks by wearing head to toe Monster clothes talking to his equally douchey friend wearing a hawaiian shirt in fucking November and Tom's Shoes
>"Man, this new Kamelot album is so fuckin sick brah, almost better than Imagine Dragons!"
>"Yea bro, I was gettin way twisted to some Limp Bizkit earlier, Durst always has the sickest beats"
>qt already went back to her music
>my face when
It's not so much that this guy's a pleb, as he is just one of those dinguses that can't ever seem like he doesn't know what artist you're talking about
>hey man, have you heard of Tokimonsta?
>oh yea dude, that guy makes some hard beats
>hey man, have you heard the new aphex twin release?
>oh yea dude, aphex twins are awesome !
>14 year old me
>go to the park to meet up with some friends
>qt 3.14 I've never seen before is there
>decide I need to chat her up so I can get on that before anyone else
>notice she's wearing a checkered wristband
>I go "cool wristband, are you into ska?"
>she replies "Not sure, I haven't heard that many songs by that band really."
>16 year old me
>hanging out in front of school, smoking cigarettes with my grungy friends
>some black thug kid walks up
>"alright, one of y'all Nirvana niggas, hand me a bogey"
>less than a minute later some other kid who looked almost the same walks by
>goes "Yo, let me get a cigarette from one of y'all! I like rock too! My fave bands are Sliknop and Metallico!"
>SLICKNOP AND METALLICO
> friend drives his car and lets me put on some music
> i pull up my bag and pull out a CD i bought recently
> case broke in bag and it was a nice CD case so I start crying
> it cost me something like £15 which is a lot of money
> my friend asks what up
> I tell him his driving broke my cd case
> we put on the cd anyway
> we keep riding it's cool but a song come on i dont like
> i pull out his car radio and throw it out the window saying it's a bad song and tell him haha as if he wanted to listen to it
> he tells me i owe him a new car radio
> i tell him he owns me a new cd and fuck off
> he tells me to get out and walk
> i put on the seatbelt and tell him no fuck off
> take me home asshole
> he takes me home and i dont leave the seat
> i phone my mom inside and tell her to come out because he owned me a new cd
> mom comes out asking what happened and i tell him i need money to buy a new cd
> he says for me to fuck off saying sorry to my mom even tho it was me he upset
what an asshole never talkin to him ever
Metallic is a good band with a lot of highlights in their discography and u r tripleb.
>Japanese art from the past 40 years is more influential on western society than anything else
>Japanese art mostly influenced the West in the 1800s
>be me in highschool
>assignment: essay on any outstanding figure in the 20th century
>girl asks if she can do it on her favorite band
>teacher asks who
>be at (public place)
>overhear douchebag say he loves (x genre of music)
>ask him what his favorite album is
> "i like (very well known and generic album that everyone knows)
>be in class at uni
>downloading some black metal from a blogspot
>dude next to me is fucking autistic as hell
>always talks to himself, at audible level, always comes up to me asking questions that i never understand, is just generally creepy
>notices what im downloading
>"is that hard rock? or i-is it heavy metal? or deeath metal.."
>um it's black metal
>"ah ok ok-k. because i never liked death metal HAHA those screaming vocals HEheheEHe"
>"i like soft rock more.... like Linkin Park you know"
le metal elitist plagued by yet another pleb xd
>in foreign language classes in college so most people are in the same classes as each other for quite a few years
>there's this guy that seems to have an entire wardrobe of Dragonforce shirts
He was pretty cool though. Was one of the better people in the class at speaking the language.