Have you ever written down lyrics on a bathroom stall?

No.

I normally fap in a bathroom stall, circle the spot on the door/wall where the jizz landed, and add an arrow saying "Portal to Finland."

>>51339277
That is such a fucking Reddimgur image.

Anyways, yes, I used to enter the bathrooms of random cafes and pen some edgy nonsense.

>>51339277
if he got beamed up the sharpie wouldn't keep writing like that this guy has obviously never watched an episode of star trek in his life.

>Writing text.
>Not drawing some cool shit instead.
Writing song lyrics is a clear sign of having no talent.

haha yes op this one time i wrote down the words to peter sotos' buyers market it was so much fun

No, why would I do something as stupid as that?

>>51339277
>writing lyrics
>not just drawn a giant cock
why

i always write infowars.com, i do it for free

>>51339563
You're literally the worst kind of person there is.
Drawing dicks isn't even funny in a post-post-ironic proto-sincere kind of way, it's just middle school stuff.

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>Writing song lyrics
>Not writing album names on your dick and taking pictures of it against the tiles

>>51339277
I remember seeing on sleaford mods twitter a picture of someone who wrote "the smell of piss is so strong it smells like decent bacon" in the toilet

>>51339738
YOU ARE
WHAT YOU
LOVE NOT
WHO LOVES
YOU.

>>51339622
what a sheep

>>51339738
>>51339762
Damn...

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>>51339762
>like

>>51339277
In high school, some girl wrote on the inside of the bathroom stall door the entire first chapter of the first Harry Potter book.

Also a guy shit a the urinal. He went on to become a marine and ended up killing some middle eastern civilians

>graffiti
kill urselves my men

>>51339848
10/10

>>51339738
that makes literally zero sense that would mean everyone is simultaneously everyone else and no one else

>>51339464
This. I walked into a washroom and someone drew in very good detail on the back of the door (this nigga had to be going to art school or some shit), a cat with it's fucking anus facing at you with that cat's head turned around to look at you.
The fucker drew a hanging cat ballsack and everything in amazing detail.

I was taking a shit looking at the backside of a drawn cat.

>>51339762
YOU WHAT LOVE WHO YOU. ARE YOU NOT LOVES

I think it's starting to make sense.

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>>51339622

my nigga

>>51340314
oh god not this shit

>>51339848
>In high school, some girl wrote on the inside of the bathroom stall door the entire first chapter of the first Harry Potter book.
This is the power of Tumblr.

>>51340026
It's way more memorable, too.

i usually write 4chan.org on stalls or tables

back in high school

>'anon' is foxy

was written in a girl's stall

felt good man

>>51340470
>not >>>/mu/catalog
Why

uni library bathstalls have an odd mix, predictable stuff for the most part though

"AINSLEY HARRIOTT IS WATCHING YOU SHIT"
"Why does Welsh lamb taste salty?"
and the uber-beta lame-o Reddit-tier fahnny jork "graffiti is wrong! (wait, fuck...)"

>>51340498
>going on the internet and telling lies on an anonymous image board

>>51340498
yeah that's what they told you, probably was 'anon is a mug'

>>51340498
Why did you go into the girls room?

>>51340498
Are you like 40? Nobody has used the adjective "foxy" since the 70's.

>>51340580
>His face when there was another Anon at his school in the 70s.

>>51340513
i think the 'hip' thing to do is shout out to an underrated board, i wrote /ck/ in a uni toilet once.

>>51339313
hahaha what

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>>51340498
Back in high school I was doing some theater-related shit and stayed until like 8pm. Since the school was pretty much empty, I went to one of the girls' bathrooms on the bottom floors and wrote "holy shit, anon has abs"

I thought it would make girls interested in me.

Over the next week I kept getting subtle giggles and I caught some girls pointing at me from my peripheral vision so I thought it worked. Eventually a group of them shouted at me from the hallways "stop sneaking into girls bathrooms and writing about yourself".

I have no idea how they knew it was me but I couldn't go back in there to erase it (because they would know it was me) and I stayed a joke for the next 3 years of school. Someone even wrote that quote in my yearbook.

>>51339277
I write the first line to Bohemian Rhapsody and let the rest of people who shit with pens to fill out the rest. I don't even like the song, but I've never seen it fail.

I write thrice lyrics everywhere.

My favorite ones are from In Exile

I am a nomad, a wanderer
I have nowhere to lay my head down
There's no point in putting roots too deep when I'm moving on
Not settling for this unsettling town

>>51340026
so how was it when you jerked off to it

>>51339277
i wrote modest mouse lyrics once on HS property

think it was on a library desk. i was feeling really depressed and shit

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>>51340750
>stop sneaking into girls bathrooms and writing about yourself
I probably would've killed myself if I were you

>>51340916
Could you be any more of a huge faggot?

I just used to always write edgy shit that I thought was deep, and now even though I have access to industrial strength sharpies I can't think of shit I'd even want to write.

>>51341012
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but I don't think it counts if you're asking me to do it.

>>51340916
as a Thrice fan with Beggars being my favorite album, you are insufferable. Back to tumblr.

>>51340314
Jesus Christ...

>>51339988
No one is you

>>51341201
but i'm u anon :'(

>>51341055
underrated post

>>51341173
no we're taking over

>>51341235
saying this immediately makes the post you respond to less funny

>>51339431
not to mention "beam me up, scotty" is never said in the show

Sometimes I'll write cryptic run-on sentences from Godspeed or SMZ, but it's not like I carry a sharpie with me wherever I go.

>>51341255
>>51341012
samefriend

>>51339988
Autism.

>tfw these people who think graffiti is inherently underappreciated art that shouldn't be shunned are the same kinds of people who deface national parks, trees, mountains, and general camping areas

i bet you all still write that S logo thing on all of your papers like you're in elementary school