>grape = house
>orange = breaks
>lime = UK bass
>apple = techno
>lemon = hardcore
>tfw no banana
>Nina Kraviz will never shit on your cock
Its all about that new Maelstrom
https://soundcloud.com/mixmag-1/premiere-maelstrom-adversarial-design
>>50532852
Still waiting for nudes
>>50532869
check the previous thread
>>50532815
>lime = UK bass
kek
Whoever recommended that Developer lp in the thread before, thank you kindly
>>50532815
which ones donk m8
goddam it nina
any grapes in
>>50532857
Nice
>Laurel Halo will never stamp on your face and call you a pussy
>>50533021
wow thats a huge shnoz
anyone going to the hyperdub x teklife night this saturday
goddamn i love chic
not /bleep/ related but i thougth i'd share this with you
>tfw no full-featured home setup
>tfw no massive collection of underground techno records
canont cope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y1rlYDZa5w
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark m8
ayyy
>>50534610
How Can Future Garage Be Real If The Future Isn't Real?
>>50534508
comfy af m8
nina thread is dead
requesting more nina
>>50534690
/nina/ generals start at post 300 m8
u reckon she lets him put it in her butt when he makes a gud track 4 her?
>>50532815
Fuck this.
I want Nina now.
>>50532934
>those lips will never form an airtight seal on your anus as you unleash a wet biohazardous hangover fart into her mouth
>>50534733
Fuck.
I meant this.
>>50534724
omg
ben an nina its a perfect love story :)
>>50534640
>filename
underrated post
>>50534734
>tfw
don't it hurts too much
I want to lick her cheekbones
>>50534747
was it this decision that ruined her professional image?
>>50534799
fuck off already
>>50534821
did we ever find out if the RA guys put forward the idea to shoot her mid-bath or if she suggested it herself.
>>50534862
Well, she is not exactly modest (quite the opposite in fact). I wouldn't be surprised if it was her idea.
>>50534862
feesl like the "it was all RA's idea" would've been put forward as defense during the ensuing shitstorm had it had been
>tfw will never taste the shit stains on ninas dirty underwear after a sweaty week of touring
yo, how was that boothroyd thing on tri angle?
where can i get this t shirt
>>50534969
>>50535021
its his dad :O
>>50535045
I don't believe you
do a facemorph
>>50534943
it's alright. not as good as the recent tri angle output to be honest. still good tho but u no...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSBUZIDijtE
niggas don't know 'bout my Avalon Emerson
>>50535084
i can't shake the feeling that that dude's personality is much bigger than his music will ever be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDglMK9sgIQ
anyone know if this is coming out on vinyl?
>>50535175
what's this about his personality? literally know nothing about him other than his music lol
>>50535220
does this kind of shit get a vinyl release? what about skirrlex?
>>50535287
>does skirrlex?
do you think if luke decided one day to pander to the RA audience and made RAtechno/house, he'd pull it off and get dem 4/5-5/5 ratings?
whats goin on in london tonight?
>>50535528
check RA
>>50535535
RA is to bleep and p4k is to moo
y/n
>>50535388
>>50532834
Lel
>>50535436
>implying getting a good rating on RA means anything at all
>>50535550
pretty much
>>50535535
nothing on RA really appealing to me, no one know of any warehouse or squat parties going on tonight?
>>50535550
y
But /bleep/ don't care about RA's opinion as much as /mu/ cares about p4k's opinion
>>50535550
RA isnt as stupid as p4k can be.
But the comparison stands.
>>50534610
what exactly are you trying to say? it is future garage
>>50535821
nice b8 m8, i know that aint u tho s/t ;)
>>50535220
awful
Rec me some good vocal house.
inb4
>vocal house
>good
>>50535904
The video is kinda cool.
oi manchester man
what nights are you going to
obvs excluding whp
Got my test pressing of TEC079 yesterday. Shit is banging as fuck.
https://soundcloud.com/tectonic-recordings/sets/tec079
>>50535923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdVqo-TqHkI
>>50532834
Fuck, I just got that reference.
>>50536079
feeling this, enjoying it despite the autistic final fantasy video
>>50535923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpO95I6e6cQ
>>50536161
interesting. and now i know where that stupid sample comes from. you know the one
>>50536137
shit yeah, I meant to grab the autist-free extended cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXsv6EMdwfI
serves me right being lazy not digging thru browser settings fixing my default search being AVG OFFICIAL TOOLBAR TM
>>50536212
haha its cool man, thanks for the rec anyways, its not like im watching the video anyway I just happened to notice it was final fantasy x lol
>>50536212
dem hats
>>50536274
dat uplifting chord progression
>>50536197
you know the one
you buy one
you get one free
i said you buy one
you get one free
dis gun b gud
>>50535923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwFBHaN5Zw
>>50536317
oops, meant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNyit5tdasw
>>50535923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJcEudyi4pw
I don't know who put a Roisin tune to this hip hip hip video but dat voice
>>50536336
I like it overall, but the mixing is kind of lack luster. Like that vocal sample is way too loud. But its a good song overall
>>50536369
>I like it overall, but the mixing is kind of lack luster
that's like every detroit house record ever
>>50534969
>>50535021
looks like fat tensnake
so if fact, xlr8r and RA are all shit
what /bleep/ publication do you read
>>50537022
Discogs similar artists labels pages.
Soundcloud and bandcamp labels and friends/record together artist pages.
Twitter feeds of labels, artists, their friends/record together.
Hardwax
>>50537022
Tiny mix tapes. Not exactly /bleep/ though, more like Pitchfork if it was created by Something Awful.
>>50534138
underated feel, no one will know this feel like use brother.
why are techniqs so expensive ;_;
Are we done being /nina/ now? I feel like jacking off again.
>>50532815
where is the edinburgh bro
>>50537088
>get decent paying job but don't have enough time to be more than a hobbyist
>become a pro but never have the funds to afford loads of records
what do with said feel
>>50537098
no fuck off and type nina kraviz into google like a non-retarded person
>>50535175
ye he is part of the joe_bish clive martin twitter crew innit
sick record tho imo
>>50537170
lmao
requesting slutty nina pics
>>50537068
>>50537075
ok so just hipster bullshit and obvious stuff everyone does anyway
>>50537259
A lot of tmt reviews are quite well-written and amusing. They're an interesting read.
were the only two left in the gym anon
i need a training partner
..i need you
whaddup niggas
anyone else fuck with hooj choons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11mbGmS9o4
>>50537022
I don't think they're that bad tbh
>>50537448
no i only fuck with nina
give me more nina you scoundrels
>>50537472
i dont think they are awful. it's not what i consider high quality but it's still worth reading occasionally. i was just interested in what these patricians read instead.
>>50537477
no, onanina somewhere else m8
>>50537532
A true patrish doesn't read reviews. He writes them.
>>50537022
Wunderground
>>50537321
oh wow great i was in need of a spotter
how much can u power clean
>>50537321
umm
wut
>>50537448
positiva is god-tier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8IVONhSEY0
>>50537546
i know it's usually full of cunts but what bit is bad today?
>>50537720
fuck i thought i was on /int/
sry lol
>>50537556
A true patrish makes the music and is completely oblivious to reviews
>>50537935
A true patrish wills music into being and doesn't destroy its purity with his opinions on what music should be or sound like
why is electro swing the shittest genre in the world
also how did it even come to exist tbh
>>50538023
fat ppl who dress up like pinup dolls are responsible
>>50537022
the wire is the only thing worth reading that's published to the general public tbh
>>50538023
post examples of electro
>>50538087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0RcbJpZp7Q
>>50538113
even /bloop/ers need some good old fashion tips mlady fun (but with a touch of old-fashioned class) every once in a while
>>50538150
though if i may be honest if i were dragged to an emd festival I'd much rather take a few hours of these post-dutch-house vibes than whatever else is going on
>>50538150
im in my freshers week and its like all these girls who are dead into electro swing, im not talking whale fedora types, like proper nice 7/10 girls whose tastes in electronic music starts and ends at deep house and electro swing
>>50538185
put on david and george by perc at pre drinks
but ffs i have to pretend to like disco to get girls
>>50538185
whats wrong wrong with that id kill to be surrounded by girls into deep house
>>50538185
lol
i was at a party once and tried to put this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbBgHvyhswg
on but it got vetoed for some Disclosure almost immediately
grils these days cant even wait 3 minutes for the bassdrum to come in
>>50538213
i dont mean deep house, i mean 'deep house'
>>50538227
oh right yea fuck that its the same here
student nights are awful
>>50538248
i was at a club last night where the DJ played a mashup of gangnam style and nicki minaj starships
thats the level were talking
>>50538288
allow it
at least im in london i can go to actually decent clubs instead of that shit
>>50538288
dont go to shit nights mate and you wont have this problem, simple as
>>50538473
where i am there are no other nights
>>50538495
where are you?
jump on a train and crash at a m8s gaff
>>50538495
start your own night
>>50538523
yeah. I would play for free to help kick things off a bit
"iv been making music.. in my head.. since i can remember... since i was born really"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhkGjjCTOog
i fucking love yu darren
>>50538852
so autistic
did you know hes banned from every club in manchester
>>50538023
>>50538039
>>50538087
i always thought electro-swing being for fedoras was one of those weird /mu/ ideas. might be true for burgers.
white guys with dreads in my area love it. it gets played at free parties *shudder* id even rather some fucking hardtek than that
>>50538207
>on /bleep/
>doesnt like disco
faggot
>>50538512
i can get on a train to fabric so its not a big deal
>>50539155
story
>>50539155
lel y
>>50539155
lmao why
>>50539155
story
>>50539211
>not going to corsica studios instead
ha enjoy being surrounded by gurning austrialians
>>50539177
im not a burger and electro swing is defo for fedora's round here
white ppl with dreads are the worst humans in the world tbqh
>>50533290
lots of space to cum on
>>50539203
>>50538207
yeah actually what the fuck
disco is sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLTJ95kj9ng
>>50539274
>>50539242
>>50539236
>>50539232
just heard it from word of mouth, apparently its because hes such a dick to the organisers and never showed up to any gigs like zomby, and the guys who owned the venues in manc obviously know each other and were just like fuck this guy
probably wont be every single club but from what ive heard soup kitchen, josh brooks, antwerp, gorilla and i cant remember the others have all blacklisted him
>>50539232
>>50539236
>>50539242
>>50539274
not that guy but might have something to do with him not showing up to gigs he was booked for. he got some hate 2 or 3 years ago from various promoters & nights for dropping out of a selective hearing night a couple of hours before he was meant to be playing his set. the mc and the crowd were shouting allow actress. it got a bit rowdy lol
>>50535220
wow it's like it was genetically engineered for graduations
>>50539485
>>50539477
whats ur opinion on whp?
are they still massive cunts and suck life out of the rest of mcr nightlife? do they still have the exclusivity clause?
>>50539485
>>50539477
lol thats fuckin jokes actress is a badman
>>50539543
theyre still massive cunts but i dunno, usually around this time of year theres no good nights on manc apart from whp and there seems to be loads this year.
that being said the people who theyve had in exclusivity contracts in the past like the hessle guys, jackmaster, joy orbison, oneman, and all the big big names like dixon and nina kraviz still arent playing anything else except whp, so that's still going on
>>50539419
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK5V7czvpXE
proto-/bleep/ itt
Where are you man going out tonight?
Im going to see MCDE
>tfw you will never be oneman