/mu/ rap Everone drop a single line, try to make it rhyme with

Chaotic demons rise, you long to be free

Did anyone else like Rosemary's Baby?

horny crack orgies till your mommy od's

born to run born to cum born to fire a gun

A stodgy autismal over-conservative music professor and fugue-fetishist was teaching a class on Johann Sebastian Bach, known lardass.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Baroque era and accept that it was the most productive period in the history of Western art music, even more than Viennese Classicism!”

At this moment a brave, impeccably dressed, inebriated contemporary composer who had just snorted a line of coke off a teenage classmate's back and understood the folly of a(r/u)tistic movements such as serialism and fully supported the preservation and continuation of the true old masters' legacies stood and held up a composition notebook.

”Professor, do you recognize this piece?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Lutheranly as he leafed through the notebook. "Why, there's nothing in here but blank manuscript paper, you stupid pedophile. Is it 4'33"?"

"No. It's an opera. If J.S. Bach, as you say, is categorically the greatest composer of all time... then he should have written one, and it should be in this book."

>>49793296
I love it. It's one of my all time favorite movies.

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and 80-disc Glenn Gould boxed set. He stormed out of the room crying those Bach fanboy crocodile tears. The same tears all autismal fanboys cry when someone else's favorite composer is different from theirs. There is no doubt at all that our professor, an anonymous craven coward who balked at accepting responsibility for his 4chan posts by using a tripcode on /mu/, wished he had taken the time to appreciate music beneath its surface aesthetics and understand the incalculable grace and poise of the great Classical masterpieces and deep intellectual current which runs beneath their simple veneer. Placing his lips around the barrel of his handgun, he wished so much for a requiem mass to be sung at his funeral, but alas! The lazy Bach had neglected to write any of those, either!

The students applauded and all finally "got" Mozart that day and the patricians among them split into groups to form chamber ensembles. A firetruck roared past outside and the plebeians in the class, mistaking it for their favorite Tchaikovsky pieces, rushed out into the street to listen and were flattened. A bird named Franz Schubert flew into the room but the meme didn't catch on and it left before anyone noticed. The Heiligenstadt Testament was read aloud several times and the Great Patrician himself showed up to congratulate everyone on their good taste.

That young composer's name? Ulysse "Tallis" Bouchard.

>>49793332
Nothing but pleb music left when we are done

>>49793908
Come down to /mu/ town and have some fun

So far we have:
>Kid screaming out the pussy oh please daddy don't abort me
>Chaotic demons rise, you long to be free
>Did anyone else like Rosemary's Baby?
>horny crack orgies till your mommy od's
>born to run born to cum born to fire a gun
>Nothing but pleb music left when we are done
>Come down to /mu/ town and have some fun

>>49794176
so much lean in my cup you thought I was yung

>>49794247
We could listen to a song get sung and nobody could tell us we were wrong.

>>49794220
>horrocore

>>49794320
Patricians tell you not to sing along.

>>49794365
edge so sharp niggers bleed when they hear this song

>>49794400
Dey think that they be right, but them double dubs prove 'em wrong

>>49794431
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger

>>49794220
Goes kinda well with New Slaves.

>>49794436
You'll suck my dick til it gets even bigger.


That seems pretty boring in retrospect.

>>49794464

well you're a faggot whaddid you expect

>>49794480
[gun firing sound effect]

>>49794480
Underage b&, /mu/ groupthink, the metal arguments infect.

>>49794495
Y'all sound like you have at least one birth defect

>>49794504
we're all about fucking dudes and fancy techz

I'm fuckin with their headz like Hemingway's shotgun.

>>49794512
look at this faggot, his dick must be erect

>>49794510
>>49794512
SUCK DESE NUTS AND LICK DESE PECS WHAAT

>>49794524
GET ALL THEM COCKS OUT BUT SAVE ME A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

All them Sunns be like WHOOOM and I be like get ya pussy a zoom.

>>49794521
Do I even give a fuck at all? Nope, not one.

So far:
>Kid screaming out the pussy oh please daddy don't abort me
>Chaotic demons rise, you long to be free
>Did anyone else like Rosemary's Baby?
>horny crack orgies till your mommy od's
>born to run born to cum born to fire a gun
>Nothing but pleb music left when we are done
>Come down to /mu/ town and have some fun
>so much lean in my cup you thought I was yung
>We could listen to a song get sung and nobody could tell us we were wrong.
>Patricians tell you not to sing along.
>edge so sharp niggers bleed when they hear this song
>Dey think that they be right, but them double dubs prove 'em wrong
>Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger
>You'll suck my dick til it gets even bigger.
>That seems pretty boring in retrospect.
>well you're a faggot whaddid you expect
>[gun firing sound effect]
>Underage b&, /mu/ groupthink, the metal arguments infect.
>Y'all sound like you have at least one birth defect
>we're all about fucking dudes and fancy techz
>I'm fuckin with their headz like Hemingway's shotgun.
>look at this faggot, his dick must be erect
>SUCK DESE NUTS AND LICK DESE PECS WHAAT
>GET ALL THEM COCKS OUT BUT SAVE ME A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>All them Sunns be like WHOOOM and I be like get ya pussy a zoom.
>Do I even give a fuck at all? Nope, not one

>>49794546
but if I had just one day i'd fuck my son

>>49794568
you missed one
>>49794521

>>49794596
once upon a time there lived a man named Mirko who had a nice house on the hill, Mirko had a girlfriend who happened to be his conceived twin, shockingly he also liked girls, now he has to run

>>49794568
Cuz they all know I'm born to run, born to cum, born to browse /mu/ for fun.

/thread/

>>49794623
Born to fuck bitches, get money, roll dubs, and spin rhymes that stun

Next dubs has to rap the result.

>>49794615
But he don't know how to cook a mean won ton

>>49794656
Cuz when we're all here we know patrician music has won

>>49794656
with my hand on my trunk of fun directed at ya mom

Guys we have two branching plotlines, how do we fix this

>>49794681
I got my face up in dat pussy, I go "nom, nom, nom"

>>49794681
I bet pussy feels just like chewing gum

>Kid screaming out the pussy oh please daddy don't abort me
>Chaotic demons rise, you long to be free
>Did anyone else like Rosemary's Baby?
>horny crack orgies till your mommy od's
>born to run born to cum born to fire a gun
>Nothing but pleb music left when we are done
>Come down to /mu/ town and have some fun
>so much lean in my cup you thought I was yung
>We could listen to a song get sung and nobody could tell us we were wrong.
>Patricians tell you not to sing along.
>edge so sharp niggers bleed when they hear this song
>Dey think that they be right, but them double dubs prove 'em wrong
>Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger
>You'll suck my dick til it gets even bigger.
>That seems pretty boring in retrospect.
>well you're a faggot whaddid you expect
>[gun firing sound effect]
>Underage b&, /mu/ groupthink, the metal arguments infect.
>Y'all sound like you have at least one birth defect
>we're all about fucking dudes and fancy techz
>I'm fuckin with their headz like Hemingway's shotgun.
>look at this faggot, his dick must be erect
>SUCK DESE NUTS AND LICK DESE PECS WHAAT
>GET ALL THEM COCKS OUT BUT SAVE ME A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>All them Sunns be like WHOOOM and I be like get ya pussy a zoom.
>Do I even give a fuck at all? Nope, not one
>but if I had just one day i'd fuck my son
>Cuz they all know I'm born to run, born to cum, born to browse /mu/ for fun.
>Born to fuck bitches, get money, roll dubs, and spin rhymes that stun
>But he don't know how to cook a mean won ton
>Cuz when we're all here we know patrician music has won
>with my hand on my trunk of fun directed at ya mom

>>49794706
Probably tastes better when it's filled with my cum

>>49794699
You got to rap it now mate.

>>49794738
You got to ignore the hate

>>49794738
http://vocaroo.com/

>>49794738
I don't have a mic, I'm using a really terrible laptop. Sorry

>>49794733
Please do it

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>>49794699

THE THREAD IS OVER NOW! Come on Anon, make the rap, no excuses.

>>49794776
that guy is so fucken useless (cunt)

>>49794776
Better do it, Anon - this lynch mob's got nooses

>>Underage b&, /mu/ groupthink, the metal arguments infect.
>>Y'all sound like you have at least one birth defect
>>we're all about fucking dudes and fancy techz
>>I'm fuckin with their headz like Hemingway's shotgun.
>>look at this faggot, his dick must be erect
>>SUCK DESE NUTS AND LICK DESE PECS WHAAT
>>GET ALL THEM COCKS OUT BUT SAVE ME A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT


chorus?

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13KB, 228x221px

>>49794733
Please Anon, Alex Jones blesses you now.

>>49794803
>chorus
>anything other than I LOVE YOUUU JESUS CHRIST

>>49794803
You decide if you're the one rapping it.

>>49794832
I don't have the required dubs

>>49794832
i can rap it with my frenchfag accent, send me a decent beat.

come on anon...

>>49794844
just ask your neighbor for once, chances are he's black

>>49794765
time and place, bbykns~

>>49794844
You got another dubs. This is destiny. I can't send a beat sadly... Can't you just look one up or steal one from somewhere?

>>49794844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOsXwmol18A

Bump bump bump. Come on. I'm begging you anon

>>49794844
kick
snare
kick, kick, snare

>>49794844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4QZ0cyJTFU

first result under shit rap beat

>Kid screaming out the pussy oh please daddy don't abort me
>Chaotic demons rise, you long to be free
>Did anyone else like Rosemary's Baby?
>horny crack orgies till your mommy od's
>born to run born to cum born to fire a gun
>Nothing but pleb music left when we are done
>Come down to /mu/ town and have some fun
>so much lean in my cup you thought I was yung
>We could listen to a song get sung and nobody could tell us we were wrong.
>Patricians tell you not to sing along.
>edge so sharp niggers bleed when they hear this song
>Dey think that they be right, but them double dubs prove 'em wrong
>Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger
>You'll suck my dick til it gets even bigger.
>That seems pretty boring in retrospect.
>well you're a faggot whaddid you expect
>[gun firing sound effect]
>Underage b&, /mu/ groupthink, the metal arguments infect.
>Y'all sound like you have at least one birth defect
>we're all about fucking dudes and fancy techz
>I'm fuckin with their headz like Hemingway's shotgun.
>look at this faggot, his dick must be erect
>SUCK DESE NUTS AND LICK DESE PECS WHAAT
>GET ALL THEM COCKS OUT BUT SAVE ME A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>All them Sunns be like WHOOOM and I be like get ya pussy a zoom.
>Do I even give a fuck at all? Nope, not one
>but if I had just one day i'd fuck my son
>Cuz they all know I'm born to run, born to cum, born to browse /mu/ for fun.
>Born to fuck bitches, get money, roll dubs, and spin rhymes that stun
>But he don't know how to cook a mean won ton
>Cuz when we're all here we know patrician music has won
>with my hand on my trunk of fun directed at ya mom
>Probably tastes better when it's filled with my cum
>You got to rap it now mate.
>You got to ignore the hate

Is the whole thing, as a reminder.

>>49794844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUwPFySR5w4

just don't get sued

>>49794940
>tfw when you don't use my gum line

>>49794844
Custom made for anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rc3WB63JAF

>>49794961
makes me want to kill myself

does anyone have a decent mic to record it?

>>49794975
Really? I thought it was jammin'

>>49794959
this line is necessary, for the followup "probably tastes better when it's filled with my cum"

STOP BEING SO FUCKING PICKY AND RECORD THIS! I'M LIKE TEN MINUTES LATE TO MY FUCKING DATE WITH MYY FUCKING LITERAL WAIFU! HURRY UP

>>49794985
I have a decent mic but no voice

>>49794961
why is there an alien spacecraft in the track

>>49794959
It doesn't make sense without it wtf

>>49795005
lamo

>>49794706
Anonymous 09/12/14(Fri)01:00:21 No.49794940?>>49794959
>Kid screaming out the pussy oh please daddy don't abort me
>Chaotic demons rise, you long to be free
>Did anyone else like Rosemary's Baby?
>horny crack orgies till your mommy od's
>born to run born to cum born to fire a gun
>Nothing but pleb music left when we are done
>Come down to /mu/ town and have some fun
>so much lean in my cup you thought I was yung
>We could listen to a song get sung and nobody could tell us we were wrong.
>Patricians tell you not to sing along.
>edge so sharp niggers bleed when they hear this song
>Dey think that they be right, but them double dubs prove 'em wrong
>Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger
>You'll suck my dick til it gets even bigger.
>That seems pretty boring in retrospect.
>well you're a faggot whaddid you expect
>[gun firing sound effect]
>Underage b&, /mu/ groupthink, the metal arguments infect.
>Y'all sound like you have at least one birth defect
>we're all about fucking dudes and fancy techz
>I'm fuckin with their headz like Hemingway's shotgun.
>look at this faggot, his dick must be erect
>SUCK DESE NUTS AND LICK DESE PECS WHAAT
>GET ALL THEM COCKS OUT BUT SAVE ME A SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>All them Sunns be like WHOOOM and I be like get ya pussy a zoom.
>Do I even give a fuck at all? Nope, not one
>but if I had just one day i'd fuck my son
>Cuz they all know I'm born to run, born to cum, born to browse /mu/ for fun.
>Born to fuck bitches, get money, roll dubs, and spin rhymes that stun
>But he don't know how to cook a mean won ton
>Cuz when we're all here we know patrician music has won
>with my hand on my trunk of fun directed at ya mom
>I bet pussy feels just like chewing gum
>Probably tastes better when it's filled with my cum
>You got to rap it now mate.
>You got to ignore the hate

Here ya go.

>>49794940
>tfw your barz make it into the rap

feels good man

>>49795019
>>49794992
thank you bros

>>49795030
It will do brother

>>49795008
Who cares, unless you're actual mute, just put on the best black guy accent you can.

>>49795030
the capital letter lines need to be shouted a la MC Rides "PUNK BEEYOTCH" style

>>49795008
do it

>>49795046
Just someone do it.

>>49795010
the song is about feeling alienated from the entire world including yourself

>>49795046
I actually can't talk at the moment

Thanks to a cold

>>49795062
oh, cool. Carry on, then.

>>49795010
ayy lmao

IF SOMEONE RAPS THIS IT WILL BE /mu/'s first real win. Just somebody hurry up and do this!

>>49795119
I can't. I'm in the middle of my university library.

>>49795076
What happened to the french guy

>>49795119
>being this new

du it urself

>>49795141
probably killed by a muslim

It looks like /mu/ will always be a pleb board full of pleb-tier people.

>>49795139
WHISPER IT PLEASE DO IT you're in a better position than me I'd happily switch places

>>49795141
He surrendered the project to us

>>49795145
I can't because im in fucken hospital, but I guess that makes me just another pleb with a plebby excuse. Come on French guy!

>>49795154
what would I do about the [gun firing sound effect] ??? I can't go making gun noises in a college

>>49795154
Step one:
>Step out of library
Step 2:
>Record

>>49795180
Just say the words "gun firing sound effect"

>>49795180
"pooka pooka pooka" would be more than sufficient, or i'll edit them in in post, be creaive

>>49795180
say prshh prshh prshhh. or just make another killing spree in ur college like you guys usually do overseas

>>49795180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8kg0lQwDE

>>49795182
Step three: class in five minutes

>>49795180
Just get on with it! Do you want /mu/ to have a win or not?

>>49795180
just edit in lavren singing gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktoaj1IpTbw

>>49795216
So be a bit late for class....

>>49795216
oh well. Goodnight thread

>>49795219
I wanna hear it in a french accent, tbh

i can record this, my voice will be sorta quiet though cuz its 1:30am what beat was chosen?

Can't microsoft sam record it?

>>49795251
as the rapper, it's up to you

>>49795251
You choose m8 you deserve it if you actually go through with it

>>49795251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rc3WB63JAF

... IT'S HAPPENING

>>49795251
Are you Australian?

>>49795251
>aus accent

gross

>>49795270
That's good

>>49795288
Oh god this is really happening!?!?!

>>49795286
It's endearing and perfect for this

>>49795306
Have you ever heard Australian rap?

>>49795305
I'm not >>49795251 if that's what you're thinking

>>49795321
Yes, but I've become used to the accent

ok im going now what will take long is the beat ill just smack a trombone or someshit
>>49795286
im aussie though dont really sound ocka

>>49795321
I'm just sitting here waiting at /mu/ with the biggest anticipation boner.

>>49795382
HYPE

>>49795334
This is why people should use names

>>49795398
bumping thread with boner

>>49795449
this rap will be better than anything on Jenny Death

>>49795477
Of course. All you bitches better favourite it so we can make this /mu/'s official theme song.

EXTENDED MIX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fai7UeHxiQ
Let's get hyped for upcoming SOTY (with trombones)

>>49795511
>Get hyped
>Implying anybody wasn't already hyped

>>49795523
Just trying to fill the quota of posts with 'HYPE' in them

>>49795546
What shall this rap be called?

>>>/b/

>>49795449
HY!PE - Lift Your Skinny Fists in Anticipation of Music

>>49795576
Fancy Techz

>>49795576
I really, really like this title >>49795613

What's taking this guy so long!?

>>49795631
he's a fucking auteur of music, he's perfecting it clearly

>>49795648
BUT I HAVE TO MEE T WITH MY REAL LIFE WAIFU!?! and I thnk I love /mu/ more...

>>49795676
then go, come back and see it in the archive when you get back, I'm sure it will be just as fun YOU SELLOUT

>>49795697
kek

>>49795697
... Come on OP

>>49795631
>>49795648
>>49795676
>>49795697
>>49795711
>>49795734
Guys what if we were trolled by that Australian guy, what if he doesn't like us

>>49795734
Fuck, not OP, the rapper. Also, if the rapper uses a tripcode, then the internet is dead.

>>49795734
we're waiting on the aussie or the frog right now

i have the recording guys i don't know what to do now though

>>49795768
Upload it to fucking vocaroo.

>>49795768
upload it to mega or somethign

>>49795768
post it to vocaroo, faggget

>>49795768
put it on vocaroo m8

http://vocaroo.com/

I never doubted you

>>49795787
ok calm down, it has no beats so someone has to produce it

>>49795766
a duo would be great

>>49795809
post it here and we will

>>49795820
He's done

>>49795820
what would it be called? Madfaggery?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aaXcZ03afR
ok

>>49795856
>Madfaggery
top kek

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>>49795030
Sorry I couldn't enter MC Ride mode
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HiZDlytOLz

>>49795898
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HiZDlytOLz
WOOOOOO

>>49795881
LMAO wtf was that

>>49795881
I lol'd uncontrollably.

>>49795898
OH SHIT DAT'S GUD STUFF

>>49795881
digging the aussie accent
what's that coughing and snuffling stuff at the beginning? experimental as fuck

>>49795881
I fucking hate your accent you stupid cunt

>>49795881
hahaha what

>>49795881
Fuck you sound exactly like me. This is scary

>>49795898
Fucking incredible accent
>Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger
>well you're a faggot whaddid you expect
BNM

>>49793376
yeah. one of the few really creepy movies I've ever seen, classic.

babies freak me out

>>49795898
shit is fire bruh

>>49795881
Thanks anon, that was lovely

>>49795477
>>49795499
DUBS CONFIRM BASED RAP

>>49795898
NOICE

>>49795881
>>49795898
nice work mates

Oh god here it is...

>>49795898
10/10 BNM

Someone edit this so the aussie guy has some lines

>>49795881
>well you're a faggot whaddid you expect
>But he don't know how to cook a mean won ton
Hardest I've laughed in months

>>49796014
How about we write more lines for the aussie guy to do and then add that section to the end?

>>49796037
It has to be woven in though

I fucking shook... 11/10

>>49795881
>>49795898
thanks a lot guys, you did an excellent job

>>49795898
>>49795881
Good work, team. Let's go home now.

aussie version over that alien beat the other anon posted
hope i'm not too late
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ht98jJoaiY

>>49796236
that's is excellent. it's like music to be anally probed to.

>>49796236
if he could rap it would be great

>>49796236
Thanks anon, you did good
>tfw my beat was used

>>49796236
10/10

>>49796287
It's a great beat mate, good job.

>>49796282
It's even better that he can't, those drawn out sections made me hurt from laughter

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kiv3CzrDrG

Probably late to the game, but these are the two mixed together, stupid vocaroo took ages to upload, can continue it if there is interest...

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>>49796448

>>49796448
Please continue, this will be the theme song of /mu/

>>49796520
>>49796533

Continuing, will deliver soon

>>49796520
>>49796533

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18r5Um6K2W8

the two mixed into the full song

>>49796963
you're a god, new wonder group calling it.

archive this shit now

>>49796963
Non-aussie rapper here, this is fucking brilliant

>>49796963
this is great anon

>>49796963
whats the name of the song?

>>49797388
Fancy Techz or official rap anthem of /mu/

>>49797482
Fancy Techz it is

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Yeah son.
I tried to work with it. Syllable counts are way off though. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lde6Ayrf8D

This one's dead guys.

Next'll be better.
>>49798701

>>49798701

>>49798701

>>49798690
That's fuckin gnarly man,you should do the whole thing. You've got a soundcloud?

Yeah but I'm putting off uploading anything before my debut album is done, which it pretty much is, just waiting on one feature to finish.