yet another new /bleep/ thread

Just about I to give that Rawaat EP a spin. Any of u boys been listening?

>>48777234
what do you guys listen to when you're chilling on a sunday then?
more bleep music?

>>48777351
yes, but under 120 bpm

>>48777351
Voodoo posse chronic illusion fam on repeat

Choon of the century:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TIj8ECzQgk

i wish general threads weren't anonymous so you could tell who the faggot posters are.

>>48777234
reminder that grime is not /bleep/

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>>48777572
Ignore the shitposter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEBdA1s8eVM

>>48777639

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-MPXi0V3I

House n bass >>>>>>>>>all of this whiteboy so called grime

>>48777639
it's not shitposting, it's actually true, grime is not /bleep/

Please leave this thread if you wish to discuss grime.

>>48777878
explain why and i'll let you off

p.s saying it's shit or for chavs doesn't count as explaining why

but you're just shitposting anyway so i dunno why im replying

>>48777878
Please oh wise one. Please tell us all the genres that we are forbidden to talk about in /bleep/ and explain as to why that is so.

>>48777878
It is played in Clubs
It is Played on Rinse FM
It is reported on in Fact Magazine
It can be said to be a branch off of UK Garage
It is a form of dance music
It does not have to have a MC, it can be instrumental electronic music
Grime can appear along side other genres found in these threads within a mix

Grime is definitely bleep it's just this new white boy instrumental grime stuff is particularly shit on the whole. Couldn't imagine doing well in a club for more than 5 mins unless it's some bullshit lad / student night. No proper clubs will touch it with a barge pole tbh

/bleep/ in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRv6hn_zoL8

how much of this new grime shit is getting released on vinyl? doesn't seem to be a lot?

>>48778407
Fuck all because it's bedroom music for boys in Sussex villages

>>48778372
i actually like some of it, like a few mixes like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbb829SkkW0

what i can't stand though is this weird glittery, really gay sounding shit that a few people post on here like pc music which is not fucking grime, can't think of many examples of hand.

>>48777027
Post tunes with huge build-ups (see 3:45)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92NrW5kojuw

>>48778545
so bleep likes tech house all of a sudden?

>>48778611
you are a silly guy

Kpop general said our ends were waste

>>48778770
and they are comprised of 99% autistic neckbeard 18 year olds with bizarrely strong crushes on asian girls who will never meet them and would find them incredibly creepy and unattractive, so they can't talk about anyone being waste

>>48778746
not saying i don't like it. smooth, steady groove, long break with no drums, steady progressive build up, drums kick back in. basically tech house

>>48778770
Can you ask them why please?

>sunday comedown
>its bank holiday weekend
lmao murricans pls go

How to make straight propah grime beats.

Step 1: Buy a cheap old tube TV, not a digital, flatscreen etc. off ebay (Don't worry about paying your TV license, you won't need it for this)

Step 2: Buy a Playstation 1 and the "Music 2000" game off eBay and connect to TV

Step 3: Make a beat on Music 2000 that tries to implement 2-step-y rhythm, but change it up every 8 bars.

Step 4: Record the beat through the TV speakers onto a cassette tape and press it to a dubplate

>>48778528
dont think anyone has ever tried to say pcmusic is grime

>>48778839
I'm not going anywhere near those threads.

>>48778856
yeah ok, we know you've been browsing internet forums.

>>48778894
How did you know they said that then?

>>48778917
Actually I just got this from a Benga interview where he said he made beats on his playstation

>>48778939
Not that guy.

>>48777326
Just listened. V good

btw don't call it grime. 130 is a more appropriate term since not all of it incorporates any grime elements.

>>48779030
Good grief

>>48778856
>>48778917
>>48778988
what u guys r talkin about: http://youtu.be/zOjBJf7NuFs?t=11m26s

>>48779268
what are YOU talking about? that's how pulse x is meant to been made and a few others

>>48779060
to be fair if you want to talk about stuff like caski and beneath under the same umbrella of this new wave of producers, then 130 is a better term than grime

who's going fabric on the 8th?

If you're into this new grime bullshit and aren't a) retarded or b) 18 years old and about to be a fresher at a slightly laddy but quite good university (because after all u got raised in affluent rural Hampshire) then u need to check yourself.

>>48779406
>i define myself by the music i listen to

lol get with it gf

Wots on at fabbers on the 8th fam

Might pop my head round the door if it's alright stuff

>>48779543
How the fuck did you infer that lol

Clearly u like mum dance as fall into category a)

>>48779406
actual uniLAD types aren't into grime really

not catchy enough, for them it's just all chart music/chart dance music/ladhouse

I hope you all haven't forgetten about this banger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZRHEJHS2k

>>48779566
whole butterz label and wiley mc. should be a fun night

i miss bluetooth culture and bangers floating around on cheap sony erricsons

Head high for LP OTY

who's locked into rinse right now

flava d playing durty bassline

>>48779765
kill all greebos

>>48779708
yeah, it's true. idk where this idea of uni lads listening to grime is coming from. they probably know next hype and forward but after that everyone just listens to shit house

>>48779765
same mate Heatbroken chooooooooon

>>48779765
Lol were you old enough for that fam? Ur probs like 20 - 21 now rite?

is there a more /bleep/ related soundtrack than GTA LCS?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_Liberty_City_Stories_soundtrack#Rise_FM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_Liberty_City_Stories_soundtrack#MSX_98

>>48779733
The parody is significantly better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WeQrrexlHM

>>48779817
utter classic

>>48779822
24

>>48779807
i think since most people on 4chan don't actually have friends or go out, they don't know what actually gets played in which clubs and to which audiences, so they just attach the 'lad' label to any music they don't like. same goes for the word 'hipster'

>>48779822
i'm 22

>>48779825
Renegade Snares into Terrorist was maaaaaaaasive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgznrr_oWNk

I have listened to both of those mixes far too many times.

>>48779765
>>48779817
HUGE ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEoNtN7j04

>>48779861
Too young for Sony Ericsson porn and bangers sorry fam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTYEHQ6wTVA

>>48779884
fucking hell haha

>>48779795
i luv her

>>48779904
are you joking

i lived that culture

bet you didn't even have the video of the girl fingering herself to blood sugar

>>48779611
bc ur going on about what groups of people listen to some style of music and just sounding like a insecure kid basically. at least think of something musically based to criticize it for lol not just

>b-but lads listen to it

Bluetooth thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfTC2o05OEw
and the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg

>>48779884
Such nostalgia rite now

So many forgotten memories flooding back

Thanks for posting fam

I wish I was young again when all I had to worry about was GCSEs and fingering girls proper

>>48779905
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>48780023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRjLgSkBOGU

Where did the time go lads

Gonna dig up my Sony Ericsson and see if that vid of the girls arse prolapsing is still on there lol jokes

>>48779980
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp_0sWkSrVU

just hilariously terrible music like that is how i remember typical bluetooth tunes

>>48780118
a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M95LIEIDIbs

>>48779807
>>48779708
please can you fuck off. you lot sound like such bellends

>>48780158
yeah and you shitposting isnt making them less bellends is it so shut up. shitposter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tILJhUYySPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ye2B-oxpBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-VuJ7pKKCA

>>48780158
Innit man. Too many trend hoppers and dodgers in these threads. Go to the clubs and enjoy the tunes lads. Don't worry what the blogs say.

>>48780208
most of them sound clueless as well which is what pisses me off

>>48780191
Wow lol fam

Pool party tonight with Hercules and Love Affair live, and Bambounou. 15 €. Should i go?

>>48780292
Only know Bambanou from those but yeah man go. It will be fun.

four more hours until downloads for the new demdike testpressing are up

>>48780292
>Hercules and Love Affair

aren't they gay or something? not /bleep/

cos im a lightweight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

>>48780332
fuck off

>>48780158
one guy said grime was for lads

i said why it isn't

not being a bellend, it's just how it is. not trying to categorize people into listening categories, but from what i've experienced the 'lads' that everyone refers to do not listen to anything like 'ladgrime' and 'ladtechno' AKA terms that I have seen used by idiots in these threads

>>48780317
lmao hercules and love affair are massive what the fuck

So hard is Berghain to get into? I've heard everything from ridiculously hard to an anecdote of three drunk British lads getting in.

proper nostalgia tune coming through >>>>>>>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KnuJZkBjg

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>>48780318
Mate did u get a limited translucent copy? Was it so tipped that when it arrived u had to out a dictionary under one side to make it level?

Are u a true head?

I think it might have been someone in these threads who recommended Kid Lib to me (Jungle producer) and I only checked him today and it was quality. And his bandcamp has a lot of free shit on it as well.

>>48779331
What? Pulse was made with Rebirth. You literally need that distortion to get the bass right.

>>48780405
It's shit and a pale imitation of what it used to be. You'll be surrounded by ladbiblers on holiday and old Germans who can't let go

>>48780405
can't you just buy tickets in advance?

>>48780417
the video on youtube wasn't the original

>>48780335
dee jay fokin bad boi

>>48780405
Don't be drunk and noisy in the queue. Dress well. Answer in German when the bouncer asks how many of you there are. Guaranteed entry fam.

>>48780443
i think you can. what you don't know is what sven thinks of you

>>48780344
>>48780344
>angry faggot detected

sorry not everyone is a sick fuck, stop forcing your poor choices on normal people. i don't come to /bleep/ to put up with this disgusting crap

http://www.redbullmusicacademy.com/magazine/roots-of-techno-feature

nice

>>48780510
jesus christ i knew /pol/'s poisonous influence was far reaching but not enough to infect /bleep/

get the fuck out

>>48780405
i got in last summer with 2 of my friends

basically if they like the look of you you'll get in i think. we read online beforehand not to talk in the queue, to speak a bit of german to the security if they talk to you, and to act like you're there for the music even if you're not. did all of those

when we got to the front of the queue the security guy was like 'how many of you', my friend said '3' in german, then he just let us in.

it was really really sick by the way, best clubbing experience i've had i think

i think basically just don't act like a dickhead and try and look cool, and if they feel like it they'll let you in

>>48778545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJhRt9K6MAs
Also requesting tunes similar to this one

>>48780426
Sounds better than a night another night in Fabric.

>>48780443
lol

>>48780480
Yeah, I heard this but thanks anyway.

>>48780591
this is shit

>>48780347
yeah ok, but you are as bad as him. lets face it, way too many posters on here seem obsessed with the image of themselves and refuse to listen to certain types of music because of the type of people who like it and just come off as snobs.

>>48780405
Del Rex is the new Berghain

>>48780632
and in what way am i giving off that vibe. i don't understand

i'll happily get down to a bit of 'ladhouse' if i'm on a night out, it's fun. same with 'chav' genres like bassline. maybe i don't enjoy listening to them by myself but that's because stuff like that kind of house music is just so bland, boring and predictable. imo anyway

>>48780571
>this straight guilt

I'm a proud hetereosexual male. Deal with it.

i need your help bleep, someone recommend me a mix like sandwell district's fabric mix please

>>48780759
no

>>48780740
Do you project arbitrary philosophies onto EVERYONE who disagrees with you?

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>>48777351
standard

>>48780510
you dont really believe this do you

i wouldnt want to live in a sick world where the white heteronormative shit dominates and keeps everyone down. you people are socially regressing when you even humour these pathetic homophobic, racist, antisemitic impulses. i dont understand where they come from

>>48780740
and i'm a huge gaylord who posts here every day, deal with that

where my dick goes is none of your concern when it comes to music

>>48780740
lick my arse out yeah

>>48780726
just get that vibe off people here - i mean people going on about ladhouse all the time and cussing it when they've probably only heard tracks that are top40 material and get played in clubs that don't allow trainers or something.

people like tom shorterz who are pushing big bassy house get booked alongside new 'grime' djs at nights like fwd, yet you seem to think the 2 scenes are worlds apart with totally different crowds, and one is more complex or something. totally wrong.

>>48780740
i love being fucked in the ass... deal with it

/bleep/ - love and acceptance
you guys are alright

>>48780803
>>48780858
Faggots detected.

Are there any proud straight men in /bleep/ tonight or are you all cuckolds for the faggot liberal agenda? I actually can't believe there are faggots in /bleep/.

Do people actually dance to Grime?

>>48781043
so you think people in clubs when grime tunes get played just stand still?

>>48781031
why would you be "proud" of being straight

>>48780964
most ladhouse isn't even that bad, i have a constant barrage of it on facebook where people like soundcloud tunes. it's alright, has vibes

>>48781031
so the answer to the first question was yes, nice one you fucking idiot lmao

you don't actually think the gays are out to get you do you? nobody is conspiring around a table just because you think guys that kiss guys are yucky

>>48780966
PLS LONDON

Garage or Grime?

>>48781117
wot you call it garridge

>>48781117
go away

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do u think he'll play my birthday

>>48781117
grime didn't produce the track: t2 feat. jodie - heartbroken, so the answer is pretty clear on that one.

garage til i die

>>48781117
grime is the son of garridge, brother of dubstep

>>48781087
why would you be "proud" of being a aids monkey answer me that faggot

>>48781092
it's not a fucking genre

>>48781128

URBAN?

>>48781142
that was bassline

>>48781169
where did he say it was a genre???

>>48781143
cute

>>48781117
On the whole, Grime. But I nostalgia much harder to UKG.

>>48781171
2 STEP?

>>48781142
why do people bum heartbroken? i guess it's the nostaglia and people who don't know their bassline.

if it came out now you would be hurr what a shit lad tune hurr

neebheads

>>48781031
>Faggots detected.
yep
>I actually can't believe there are faggots in /bleep/.
gays liking dance music what a shocker oh wow

>>48781154
I'm straight though

when people talk about "pride" they're not actually saying "yeah i'm really into the fact i prefer bums to muffs, that makes me superior for sure", they're saying they embrace who they are and their sexuality despite all the shit trying to make sure they don't (people like you for example)

>>48781142
undeniable huge one

>>48781154
he probably isn't - what's the point of being proud of a trait that you have no control over? what IS worthy of being proud about is that he's openly gay in a world where stupid shitfucks like you exist

>>48781223
if it came out now all the fans of SOPHIE would go nuts over it

>>48781178
heavy garage influence though no doubt

Why does it matter what your sexual orientation is? I'm bisexual, but I ain't gonna force it on no guy or girl that don't want me. I'm all about the tunes really.

>>48781031
Where do you think club music came from lmao

>>48781043
Not this new stuff at least. That's why it's not out on vinyl as it's not club gear. 4 Headphone Use Only.

That's why it's not /bleep/

>>48781031
Maybe you should check into histories of some /bleep/ genres, like house for example. The gays have had a greater link with dance music than straights have.

>>48781154
>aids monkey
this argument is so fucking retarded

your problem is with unprotected and/or untested sex which is the issue of stupid people not gay people

>>48781267
yeah it came from sad trannys we get it dj sprinkles i'm so cultured rite now omg

>>48781265
>I ain't gonna force it on

Oh now, don't be shy.

>>48781092
you will never make me accept you as a human being on the same level as me, You are inherently inefirior as you cannot reproduce. failing your evolutionary purpose.

>>48781282
i see where you're coming from, but the fact it's not out on vinyl doesn't mean much.

only liking music because it gets vinyl releases is a bit gay and elitist.

>>48781282
>That's why it's not out on vinyl
a lot of it is
>it's not club gear. 4 Headphone Use Only.
get down 2 boxed m8

>>48781223
It's 100% nostalgia.

>>48780405
act gay, seriously

>>48781319
So you see infertile straight people and those who remain abstinent for whatever reason inferior? Ok m80, back to /pol/.

>>48781202
>where did he say it was a genre???
didn't but was implying as if it's all one style when it's not

>>48781319
i'm not even gay you retard

i genuinely feel sorry for you

>>48781154
The pride thing I guess equates more to being not-ashamed. It's ok to be openly gay in today's society... except for the few cases where it offends some troglodytes.

>>48781364
this

sauce: the guy ahead of me in the queue in assless chaps

>>48781319
>implying the gays aren't a fantastic solution to the crippling overpopulation problem that is going to have serious future repercussions that we can't even imagine
Idiot.

>there are people on /mu/ right now who weren't even alive when this song came out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljz9XYbXsUs

>>48781393
>It's ok to be openly gay in today's society
you sure about that mate

>mfw /bleep/ is full of sjws

lol fuck off back to TUMBLR faggots

this is the goddamn internet hate machine

>>48781043
well idk if it counts as dancing but people do move around a lot. it's always 90% dudes at the front jumping around with screw faces and gun fingers screaming "reload" when any decent track comes on. here's a vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjxgNYBJYoU

>>48781448
>1999

Surely not.

>>48781456
THIS lol can't wait to gingerly stand around outside a scientology church in a black hoodie and stupid plastic mask :)

>>48781480
1999 was 15 years ago

>>48781456
>lol fuck off back to TUMBLR faggots
>faggots
you're in the dance music so yeah

>>48781355
A lot of it isn't tho m8, proportionate to new releases from other genres. And it's not like all the rich kid rural white boys that make it can't afford to get it pressed they know it's not club gear except for that one place you mentioned that plays it.

>>48781448
pull up my selector

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Just a reminder lads.
pic very much related

Now that this thread is back on track just thought I would post this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GvOUNeHOW4
What are your thoughts on Berceuse Heroique /bleep/?
Also since when was this thread full of so many shiposters?

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>>48781456

>>48781364
How do you act gay without being too obvious/camp? I'll be with my girlfriend who is probably Berghain material anyway, as long as she eases off the drinks.

>>48781472
Superior Grime dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtMbGcsdBuA

>>48781490
Nah it was like yesterday or something.

>>48781510
jerk off the guy behind you in the queue

>2014
>a thread about dance music
>homophobia

Conclusive proof there are neck beard virgins in the /bleep/ threads. Good on you lads who aren't standing for it tho

>>48781448
I heard this the other day, during the day and not in a club, probably out of someone's car. It gave me bad feels then and it does now.

>>48781510
wear all white or something. u just wanna look a bit "out there" i think. like, bouncers for these sorta clubs anywhere in the world just want "interesting" people. people that seem like they will give more to the overall experience inside than they will take

>>48781494
?
not that guy but i went out on friday and i heard wen - play your corner, mumdance - take time, murlo - daybreak, kahn & neek - kung fu kick remix and more which i can't remember

>>48781571
Why its a proper banger?

>>48781555
pretty much the entire thread shit on him

who knew it'd be some flabby /pol/ guy to make /bleep/ put aside their differences

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Hello again, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wuHwn_RMQo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8kI6mTy0zw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPOBJ2N4HQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE7GhypW2rs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEhYBSzADnw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK-xE4uu0aI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpZSIU1zyLc

>>48781501
BH is one of the best labels of 2014.

Let's not go down the grime road but the amount of chavposters has increased its summer, all the 18-20 year olds have rushed in and are desperate to chavpost about the 'NEW WAVE OF GRIME BOI'

>>48781611
tenny how do i stop feeling so overwhelmed getting into house

it's like i'm gasping for breath underneath all these producers and labels

>>48781587
me too! :DD

if you're not a gay chav you don't belong here

>>48781597
It unnerved me and I couldn't place it at the time. I'd rather listen to some early 90s bangers anyway.

>>48781643
what are the main guys/labels you're really into so far

>>48781611
these are all shit and you are a terrible fucking dj.

>>48781501
based post

>>48781681
KDJ and Sound Signature

>>48781643
Give up and listen to techno. Enjoy feeling suffocated with the limited amount of worthwhile new releases.

>>48781655
what does this post even mean

just the most pointless of shitposts

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>>48781643

Took me about 3+ years to be well versed in it and that was from starting with absolutely no idea what I was looking for or any real help from anyone since what I wanted to look for was very specific. I honestly didn't even find out the name of my signature sound (New Jersey Garage House) until a few months ago. Crazy isn't it? You just gotta keep looking and you'll eventually become more in tune with what you feel. Takes a while though. Not gonna sugar coat that. Take it one day at a time.

I'll make it easier for you with my playlists:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgIoJ71NOfHT5pHTJceCq2A/playlists

>>48781501
ron pies morellli is a fucking cunt what the fuck does this cunt even know about dance music or uk dance music scene. mug.

>>48781788
>ron pies morelli
i don't think this will ever stop being hilarious

Question: how long have you been posting on /mu/ for.

2 years ago, no one could name any grime apart from dizzee rascal's album and people would refer to labels like hyperdub and nightslugs as "uk garage" and future garage.

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>>48781683

Why do I have a feeling that you didn't listen to a single one of those and are just trying to get a rise out of me?

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>>48781772
>took you 3+ years to be well versed in house music

>>48781772
>>48781772
>posting ainsley harriott

Ur American fam do u even make his dinners

>>48781826
>2 years ago, no one could name any grime apart from dizzee rascal's album and people would refer to labels like hyperdub and nightslugs as "uk garage" and future garage.
This is more or less true outside of /bleep/.

Also, 2010, to answer your question.

>>48781826
6 years and i just want it to end

i'm genuinely addicted to 4chan

it's like the junk food of social interaction

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>>48781838
It took you 3 years to become
>well versed
and thats the best you have to offer hahaha oh fucking hell you manlet.

you don't even know anything outside house either hahahaha

you'll be in your 30's soon and still trying to get 'into' things

>>48781501
well yeah, grime has traditionally been made by chavs for chavs. shame it didn't stay that way

>>48781899
>fucking hell you manlet.
Heightism is not cool

>>48781501
thank you Ron!
Exactly how i feel about these chavy grime cunts in these threads.

>>48781899
>you'll be in your 30's soon and still trying to get 'into' things
i think most influential and highly respected artists are ready to admit that they've barely scratched the surface

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>>48781851

I meant it as a whole with music and what I feel, anon. Not just house music. I listen to anything since I don't give a flying fuck about genre labels. It's just now I have a very good idea of what moves me and others thanks to digging for so many years. This is why I keep getting gigs despite not even promoting myself much at all. It's literally just by what I play.

>>48781826
>2 years ago, no one could name any grime apart from dizzee rascal's album

Outside of /bleep/ this is still true.

I think I've been on /mu/ for about 7 years now, which is genuinely quite sad. I actually had my transition from metalfag to electronicfag while here.

>>48781957
Just realised Ron pies is the fonz

>>48781948
>barely scratched the surface
theres a difference between havig some knowledge and having barely any knowledge.

>>48781957
>keep getting gigs
you say that like its an achievement lol

You don't know shit, you promote yourself in these threads that just how desperate you are.

Go ahead and trying to craft your 'signature sound' hahahaha

>>48781826
m8, I was listening to JME and the Boy Better know lot before you could even spell Bow (and so was every rude boi/girl in London) before you could even count). Apart from the occasional producer and rhymer, it's shit,

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>>48781899

>you'll be in your 30's soon and still trying to get 'into' things

Of course I will be. I still think I have so much to learn with music as a whole. It's not just about house music to me.

I just post house in this thread since it's ontopic with it. I can post other genres as well but that would be offtopic here and I like these threads so I wouldn't want to taint that. These threads are like another planet compared to the rest of shitty ass /mu/.

>>48782038
too many man too many many man

>>48781982
>Outside of /bleep/ this is still true.
i know, it's just weird how suddenly people are talking about music i wanted to discuss on here several years ago

>>48781826
been on here for like 6 years. everyone used to listen to grime at school back in the day. i could have probably posted about it on /mu/, and maybe did a little bit, but there didn't really seem to be much point. always assumed people weren't interested and wouldn't know what i was talkin about

>>48782058
I can gurantee you don't know a fucking thing, you probably started to listen to some classic jazz-funk or some soul stuff and you think you're going to 'get into' things.

It's like you actually think you're going to make a name for your manlet ass by being a dj.
kek

>>48782113
such as?

>>48781948
shitposters on /mu/ kno everything tho this is a fact

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>>48782034

I don't really promote myself on here. I just discuss what I like and express myself since people here know about this in different levels. I don't even produce yet so I don't really have much to promote to begin with.

I'm just an enthusiastic manlet who is happy to be doing what he loves.

>tfl you'll never hear the orgazoid's alternate takes of Borneo function

Grime is not /bleep/

Here is one of many logical reasons why.

I cannot fathom why somebody would subject themselves to these sub-par dancefloor orientated loops for degenerate chavs, especially music which is considered an instrumental if it does not have an undereducated or ridiculous MC 'spitting bars' over the top of the 'instrumental' in a very erratic and sloppy fashion, bleep music does not have vocals for the most part, grime is infact a sub-genre of UK Hip Hop.

You should really listen to something with more substance in my opinion, grime has no substance and therefore it cannot be bleep and it cannot be discussed even on the lowest of intellectual levels.

Sorry to quote the OP and for the minority ( I would hope) that are actually defending grime in these threads the same can be applied to drum and bass. It's Just garbage, no excuses for that irrelevant nonsense in the /Bleep/ threads.

As stated above I cannot comprehend why you would ever think /Bleep/ is grime, just because it was closely linked to Dubstep in the early 2000's and doesn't fit in anywhere else doesn't mean it's /Bleep/. It is and has always been a niche sub-genre and arguably a micro-genre of UK Hip Hop.

There is no such thing as the new wave of Grime or Drum & Bass both are just desperately clinging onto something that just isn't there anymore and hasn't been there for many years, the current producers of the new wave of both Grime and D&B are just re-hashing what has already been done in the past and labelling it as innovation and no Exit Records or Keysound are no exception to this.

Now that I have given you a well structured and thought out response, hopefully we can get back to the quality discussion we used to have in /Bleep/ and you will know realise grime and drum and bass for that matter holds no further place in these threads, doing so would be considered shitposting or in this case chavposting.

Ignore, report and hide chavposters

Take it elsewhere lads.Berceuse Heroique

>>48782125

>It's like you actually think you're going to make a name for your manlet ass by being a dj.

I actually don't since I'm a bit of purist with it. I don't really care about ever being "big". I just want to keep doing it and having a good time with it.

>>48782164
so what is /bleep/ then?

>>48782164
RA reviews it
checkm8

>>48782144
lol whatever you faggot will be funny in 20 years time when you're still 'doing what you love'

you have spammed your shitty mixes on here a few times you prick.

your productions will be real good. no doubt. serious heat. dj manlet.

>>48782164
>someone actually wrote this

What's wrong with being a manlet?

>>48782221
no wonder these threads are shit. its basically RA drones and faggots leaking in from the rest of /mu/ because they've listened to burial and delroy edwards.

Very easy way to settle this debate. Someone make a strawpoll and we can vote on whether to allowed any contested genres

>>48782130
Old uk garage, grime, and the like. it would do my nut in people going on about garage and then they'd never even heard of nice n ripe records for example.

now i've kind of lost interest in that sort of stuff and just listen to bland house that people would diss on here.

>>48782164
Agreed.
grimefags and chavs just got
B T F O
T
F
O

>>48782238
if anything it's beneficial because you don't need to bend over or squat down to get to those fucking crates on the floor

>>48782164
I agree with most of this. Grime is only posted because it is culturally closely related to garage. However, I do think at least some D&B, if not all, is /bleep/.

>>48782164
YEAH ALRIGHT GAY

>>48782267
fuck off nerd. there is no way to settle this.

just keep sitting in your room. dont ever bother to go outside and realise grime is some shitty genre that nobody that is taken seriously in /bleep/ respects.

>>48782038
I hope you're not implying that JME or Boy Better Know are good. They are honestly my least favourite crew, only OT Crew or OG'Z are as bad.

Official (and by that I mean completely not official) Grime crews ranking.

Ruff Sqwad > Roadside G's > Roll Deep > Slew Dem > Newham Generals > N.A.S.T.Y > Aftershock > Meridian/Bloodline > SLK > OG'Z > Boy Better Know > OT Crew.

>>48782164
it's a sub-genre of uk garage, not uk hip hop.most these "grime artists" were just mcs that would mc at nights playing whatever was popular, mostly garage and some dnb. then the darker side of uk garage got pushed and these mcs jumped on it and it became grime

>>48782276
Yeah, I feel you

>>48782227

>spammed
>few times

>>48782238

We will never learn.

is karl pilkington /bleep/

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>>48782164
A lot of this is actually true.

>>48779936
In the club toilets?
I swear that happened at Air & Breathe in Dartford?

>>48781899
>implying any of us will even scratch the surface of the wealths of recorded music

being honest, if you sincerely use the word chav you are most likely a clear bellend

>>48782335
fact is, you're pathetic, you must have no friends because all you ever do is come here and tell us about your shitty experiences in the gay bro clubs you play at.

>>48782401
holy shit just stop it's obvious he doesn't give a fuck

why are you even so upset literally all he does is post house tunes and occasionally talk about how one of his sets went down

if he was anonymous you wouldn't bat an eyelid

>>48782164
>grime is infact a sub-genre of UK Hip Hop.

Stopped reading there. Every big Grime MC was a D&B and Jungle MC before they moved over the Grime, and it is a definite sub genre of UKG (which also has a shitload of vocals in it at many times).

>>48782322
No, I was just highlighting a very popular crew that no one ever talks about. I was never really into grime and just learned what I know through osmosis via my housemates, who were very much not into their music but loved Boy Better Know.

>>48782322
JME was a decent producer actually.

made some cool shit in his old mixtape tropical as well, like girly grime with bassline vibes.

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>>48782444
defending yourself is so fun

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>>48782401

How would I, a no-name DJ, get gigs with no friends?

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Not really been paying attention but you guys like Drum & Bass and Grime yeah? Will post some of both to max out the thread and we can move on from this shitpost fest.

(NUTCD01) [1997] Various - Torque [2CD]:
>Drum & Bass, Jungle, LP + Mix CD
https://mega.co.nz/#!RcoVhJzZ!Qpgdimz4a3CSKAiqUIZPkQwasb1Q1PTmnVuiSy-y0iY

Samples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxl4ImW8aWs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doKIxPUJJ18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWPVJ7fJlW0

>>48782164
best post this whole thread.

please let this be the end of all the grime discussion.

MAKE /Grime/ already.err lads please.

Sorry mates, but Grime falls into the Garage category.

>>48782479
>>48782479
it doesnt even need vocals to be grime. pulse x is the first known grime beat i think, and its an instrumental.

>>48782532
fuck off you suicidal wasteman.

>>48782576
this. and you heard grime and early dubstep tunes mixed in garage sets all the time. They aren't that far apart.

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(CHANEL9602CD) [2002] Digital - Dubzilla:
>Drum & Bass LP + Mix CD
https://mega.co.nz/#!1FgzUbzA!W0uCELBh5lvFkOYWXNJHtbcRG6R_skRD4DdsyIY7paQ

Samples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfEueb_msxo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZzXqVwZjs0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjiBed7ELE

>>48782513
I'd like to think no one talks about BBK because they are shit.

>>48782518
I do like his productions but I could list of several producers who I think are far better in my opinion. I've never rated his MCing, just can't take him serious.

I did think his 'spit my lyrics in french/german' was was quite clever though.

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(AMCD005) [2010] Wiley - Avalanche Music 1 - Wiley
>Grime, Instrumental
https://mega.co.nz/#!wBRSRIjJ!hgj4gsvxtkVp3rtJMQxgwMOzrp5bigsKMgyoh36oHfk

Samples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Cl0H05WCg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0cV9p2-VOg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUM3j16jnNw

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>>48782529
>im just doing what i love
>ive barely scratched the surface

>>48782652
the best ever

>>48782164
This is what ive been trying to put into words this whole time.

>>48782164
this. Get your own threads

>>48782652
huge

how can you say this isnt /bleep/ or that its a subgenre of hip-hop lol

>>48780759
Seconding this

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(CDQED1) [1997] Photek - Modus Operandi:
>Drum & Bass
https://mega.co.nz/#!4VxmUYKB!HvB8ATqXhXwrqOiw5YCt8XyS3ClJNIB3axqmGOgt1JM

Samples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A1M4S0IZnQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWFPwJVlj3Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MYxZjKIxn0

>>48782576
I usually call Eskimo the first Grime tune but they were both released in 2002 and I don't know which was actually first. Personally I think Eskimo had more of an impact on Grime as a whole but that's pretty debateable.

>>48782164
lol there is still no explanation in this post apart from 'it's shit' and 'it's for degenerates and chavs' and 'it's not intellectual'

the one point that might have made sense is that it's a microgenre of UK hip hop, except this is not true at all and comes from garage. and all the MCs spitting over grime come from a garage/jungle/dnb background

and the rest of your post like the fact that grime and dnb are 'just desperately clinging onto something that just isn't there anymore' is just completely subjective, as a lot of people would argue with you that there is a lot of forward movement in both genres.

guarantee that you're going to ignore this post, since you clearly can't reply to posts containing actual reason with anything other than insults

>>48782164
piss right off

chavpride

>>48782720
seconding this

make /grime/ once this hits 300

it would be so much easier

>>48782164
This entire post is 'why grime is shit', not 'why grime isn't /bleep'

see >>48778017

>>48782760
no, it would be pointless. can't you just ignore grimeposters anyway

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>>48782686
>>48782731
Daily reminder that Wiley is big. Not as big as Canary Wharf, but still big.

(XLCD178) [2004] Wiley - Treddin' On Thin Ice
>Grime
https://mega.co.nz/#!cVQBEYAC!e_amipWTgyqtva-RrjSuCJXuFaPA-HDlfZq72gMh_iA

Samples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1YKFV45M18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA0I1V3HeYk

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>tfw chav

Guys I think grime is /bleep/ but we might as well make /grime/ it's popular enough here and we wouldnt have any 'intellectual /bleep/er' posters shitting up our discussion.

/grime/ when this hits 300 lads!

Why can people not talk about grime in here and other genres as well.

Just respond to people who are discussing the genre you want to talk about, its not hard.

Why is everything on here to absolute?

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(UDFRCD04) [2002] Stakka & Skynet - Clockwork (The Dangerous Drums Return) [2CD]
>Drum & Bass, Techstep, Neurofunk, Studio Album + Mix CD
https://mega.co.nz/#!EcBDFRpA!zRmE47LLupCYm-DgaGtkp2DUcAd1Sl9kgdnMWjImEc8

Samples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfZJSrT8Ijo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcyJ9H1zRa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqqDu3wULDM

No, grime is garage and garage is bleep.

What the fuck is /bleep/ music anyway

Captcha: question epratio

>>48782822
Thats just the way it is in dance music, get used to you it.

The fact that you asked that question tells me you are either a filthy yank or new, either way BUCKLE FUCK UP SON, this is /bleep/ you aint getting no pushovers here.

>>48782814
fuck off. samefag
>>48782760
>>48782733
>>48782720
>>48782551
>>48782164

>>48782862
but grime is dance music. therefore, bleep

see >>48782772

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Lets make /grime/ boiz

>>48782814
no we were here first. people who want to discuss /bleep/ music can stay. they can make /intellectual/

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(7243 8 21725 2 9) [1997] Adam F - Colours:
>Jungle, Drum & Bass
https://mega.co.nz/#!BEQkHBpa!YzduiCYs_8GWnnTKVDPka3oX0_93nnAd3qTFlGQYkUs

Samples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDRNYUucKvA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8trNxPPzi6E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufcRRtRbSfs

>>48782814
The whole point of these threads is so there isn't a million different /house/ /breakbeat/ /UKG/ etc. generals. Just ignore the shitposters in the next thread and it will all be fine.

>>48782862
nah man, your wrong, from manchester and not new to dance music, regular at sankeys and warehouse.

There is no need to stop people discussing something if it does not stop your ability to discuss something else

>>48782916
i know mate but im sick of having these elitst bleep cunts stomping on us.

/grime/ wouldnt be unecessary. fuck board culture.

>>48782902
nah. just post on grimeforum or dubstepforum.

>>48782902
>>48782814
bullshit, these guys need to accept grime as valid artistic platform. not liking it cos its not "intellectual" is wanky as fuck and they need to grow up

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(MUDCOMP001) [2011] Macabre Unit - Education LP
>Grime, Instrumental
https://mega.co.nz/#!lVhiECqL!T-ilLodXkrwIjoPl_CJ9rON336MynPbLt3yFIpGWVHc

Samnples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQADP7GSAq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRS7jm6obXY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p-q7wcXzzI

Almost there now.

>>48782907
>>48782907
>>48782907
>>48782907

NEW THREAD

why is /bleep/ so moody

why cant we just come as 1 isnt this what house music is all about

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(NHNHCD1005) [2012] Ruff Sqwad - White Label Classics:
>Grime, Instrumental
https://mega.co.nz/#!1ZgwQISL!DhjmstQgpb1dncbpZhQbDZQcrHXMBRCpxjIsvghRY58

Sample:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am9SdqJYddU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-nhiTCG2_k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHLPU66yLFY

>>48782936
It's just one guy. And just allow it innit, why get worked up over some guy talking shit on the internet. Unless he magically gets the power to ban people it's not like him or his shit tier opinions can actually change anything.

Only realised again how huge Move 2 Dis was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=440o7zzbAFk

>>48783024
make grime thread mate!!

>>48783024
bruv i don't think its just one guy, everyday ive posted in the thread this week at all different hours some anon has been hammering grime.

>>48781501
10/10, trolls both sides excellently, would recommend to a friend

I remember a few years ago I used to wish people on /mu/ were more interested in grime. Be careful what you wish for I guess.

>>48783603
shut the fuck up you white boy nerd

>>48783603
To be fair if it wasn't for the shitposters it would be fine.

its offical

/bleep/ is kill

>>48783969
yeah cos there's another thread you donut