do you think lavren will ever have a successful solo career?

She could have a pretty successful career on my cock.

>>48670187
Depends on wether she goes barefoot onstage or not.

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I can't take her seriously cause she's too qt

No Hayley Williams will inherit Gwen Stefani's throne once Paramore breaks up. Lauren Mayboring is mediocre at best.

>>48670196
yeaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>48670207

she sucks at indieshitica music and has a terrible shrill voice

0/10 would not sign her

>>48670253
>no talent musician who can't sing
i don't see how any of this is relevant to a career in music

>>48670187
not if we can help it

>>48670253

Actually more like 7/10 would sign to SMD Records if you know what I mean.

If I was actually a music executive no would not sign her or want to be associated with the music of Chrvches

go ahead man fap away. ive been fapping since the first time she was posted in this thread.

i should write this shit down, sell it.

no doubt im not the only one that wants to stick their fat snake down her throat and shoot a big white load down her throat.

id love to choke her, shoot a huge load and have it come out of her nose because ive pushed her so far down my shaft shes pratically swalling my balls.

after that i wouldnt even clean her up, id forced her to sing while i wipe the rest of my cum on her face.

id continue to slap my rock hard cock on her face while she sings... yes i would pay for this.

but man that lavren id love to make her my scottish cum rag. id shove my cock down her little throat leaving her gasping for air. she probably smells like shit. id just cover her face and filthy hair in cum ah that shit would be so good. i can just see her chocking on my 9"5' i finally unleash her from my hold, as she gasps for air she just wants more... oh yes.

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>>48670356
>9"5'
>3"5'

>>48670430
i can just see my cock buldging under her pretty little neck now... awww now that would be cute watching her pupils dilating while the tears form under her eyes from too much fat cock down her haggis fueled throat.

I am going to have my cock down her throat one way or another. they are playing near me soon so i got to make it happen. wow i just see her as a place i can shove my cock into. id love to leave her throat gapping. i have no interest in her body just her head.

I'm genuinely curious. What's her appeal? She's so vanilla...so boring. There's nothing interesting about her, she has mediocre looks and a boring ass voice. There's no zest to her.

>>48670196
lewd

>>48670468
the only reason you think she has appeal is because people make waifu threads about her on /mu/

she doesn't have much appeal to the majority of people.

The whole thing of calling her "Lavren" pisses me off and I have no idea why.

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>>48670483
whats the problem with it? you got autism?

fans will always know her as lavren.

>>48670468
I personally really like her voice, but I know I'm in the minority. I like that kind of thin, whispy, girlie thing.

>>48670478
>she doesn't have much appeal to the majority of people.
Yeah, Chvrches is playing sell out festivals and shit because nobody but /mu/ digs 'em

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>>48670508
>I like that kind of thin, whispy, girlie thing.
pic related

>>48670507
>This thing bothers me
>You must have autism
This is exactly what I'd expect out of a Chvrches thread.

>>48670187
>cant even sing on tune when playing live
No. No she doesn't.

still corners are better

>>48670536
[citation needed]

The guy who sings on a couple tracks can't hold a tune, but she sounds pretty much the same in every live performance I've ever seen as the album.

>>48670522
yeah pretty much, they aren't that succesful when you think about it.

>>48670526
Hey guis! Guis! It's a penis! Get it! Get it! Hahahahahahahaha. A PENIS!

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>>48670465
>haggis fueled throat

>>48670321
>>48670356
>>48670465
i just fapped to this. thank you.

>>48670483
why would that piss you off? seriously get out of this thread then. its not even related to calling her 'lavren'.

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Seriously. Vanilla as fuck. Lauren fanboys have such a bland taste in women and are probably closet pedophiles because she could pass as underage. There is zero charisma and little talent. Fuck. Even Emma Watson has more personality than this glass of stale tap water.

>>48670577
>closet

>>48670566
its not funny. im just saying. you gave me a buldge.

seriously. this thread is pretty juicy. at least, if lavren is your waifu.

>>48670187
what does it even say?

>>48670557
>they aren't that succesful when you think about it.
Depends how you define "success" I guess. They've sold over 100k on a debut album promoted mainly on tumblr. They're playing a lot of shows.

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>>48670526
I recognize that bulge!

>>48670577
>Even Emma Watson
>Implying

>>48670605
i think i could easily make this thread a 2 fapper.

does anyone here have qt picture of lavren? lewd ones

>>48670234
polkadot dresses are my fetish <3

>>48670605
Piss off back to /b/

>>48670590
>I need feminism because women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat.

>>48670554
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj3vThhr-vE
>every "low" is not one tune

>>48670639
well thats true.

also what do you people have against lavren? you probably just have a hidden hatred for women.

probably because she is qt and you got rejected by a similar girl? huh. virgins.

How can you say she is boring? or bland?
You are probably the same type of people that like Lana Del Rey

Lavren is a shit tier waifu worse than. Lorde, Annie and way below the GOAT Taylor Swift

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>>48670618
>does anyone here have qt picture of lavren? lewd ones
'bout as lewd as you can find, she dresses like a cat lady most of the time.

>>48670639
So the primary victims of war are not the people who actually die?
Ok.

>>48670669
no and you clearly don't understand what a 'victim' is do you?

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>>48670187
>a swede talking about the first amendment

>>48670655
Well...no. Lana is a fake pos but at least she's more interesting than mayboring.

>>48670669
That's not what it actually says.

It says

>Dear Judge Sweibel

>Please accpet this letter as an indication that i stand in solidarity with Cecily mcMillan and ask you to strongly reconsider any further incarceration of a peaceful protestor exercsing her first amendment right to assembly
>"Justice delayed is justice denied"
>Sincerely,
>Lauren Mayberry

well, she's like 12
give her time to develop her singing skills before posing that question

>>48670689
Holy Christ I made a lot of typos. Fuck. Don't hire me as your transcriber. I'm sure you can understand it though.

>>48670698
LOL! GET IT GUYS? BECAUSE SHE'S UNDERAGE SO HER VOICE HASN'T DEVELOPED YET! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TOP KEK ANON!

>>48670698
She's in her twenties though.
She just looks like she is twelve.
Hence her popularity here.

>>48670631
Oh god i cant believe i just realized how true that is.

Why would this judge give a shit about what she has to say on her piece of paper

>>48670735

> tfw I really want to look up "Taylor Swift polka dot dress" right now and fap.

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>>48670187

>tfw you spend 2 hours searching for a lauren mayberry video to jerk off to.

she wears too much clothes. I think she has big tits. i can't tell.

>>48670749
Exactly dick. Especially considering it's an American judge she's writing to, and she's from Scotland.

>>48670765
>I think she has big tits.
Yeah, pretty sure you're wrong.

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>>48670764
what are all those scratches and marks on her knees from?

>>48670253

Her being cute makes me think her music is good

This is why i hate music

>>48670801
>listening to music with your eyes

>>48670799
>what are all those scratches and marks on her knees from?
3 guesses

>>48670801
Ive never listened to chvrches. Should i not just to keep the image of lauren perfect in my mind? Or is it actually good?

>>48670829
playing with meredith

>>48670799
Taylor Swift has cats so maybe a claw marks. I hope it is not from being down on her knees, you know for music and stuff

>>48670801
Just fuck off. Seriously. Fuck right off /mu/

>>48670847
Pretty sure she's lesbo. But those don't look like cat scratches (it's weird to have them on your knees), so you never know

>>48670833
It objectively sucks only anons like that guy that fap to live Chrvches music think they are good. If you judge music based on Lavren's looks Chrvches is still a 5.5/10

>>48670833

the mother we share is pretty alright. I don't really like her other songs

>>48670799
Knelt down on broken glasses while being fucked from behind, choking on a big cock while masturbating two other cocks on each hand.

>>48670860
I hope she is because then the time she spends with Selena and Lorde just got a whole lot sexier. Of course by the time we meet she will be over that phase.

>>48670878
What is weird about Chrvches is that their other songs are so bland compared to that one. Their album without that song is like 2/10.

>>48670833
It's 80's flavored synth pop. If you like synth pop, you'll probably like it. If you don't, you probably won't.

>>48670879
taylor is a virgin, bro

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>>48670888
She's having an affair with fellow tall girl model, Karlie Kloss

>>48670908
Only because anal doesn't count.

>>48670908

She had like 50 boyfriends. I doubt she is a virgin

>>48670908
Of course she is off the D ever since John Mayer hit it and quit it. Now she only chases the V

>>48670187
All my thoughts run astray
And I’m a walking cliche
When such a creature I sight

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This pic gets me hard because i don't think she's wearing a bra

>>48670991
you can see it

>>48670991
Is that shadow or pit hair?

>>48670936

http://www.billboard.com/photos/1484087/taylor-swifts-boyfriend-timeline-10-relationships-their-songs?i=178647

>>48671033
Lol. Longest relationship: 4 months.

Also that chart ends in 2013

>>48670196
fuck off

>>48670577
she looks like a chihuahua. still love her.

She's on her 3rd band already and Chvrches ain't gonna last forever, it's just not the type of music or band that can. I'd bet she ends up in another band, but I don't think she'll even try to go solo.

>The same boring, bubblegum pop thats been peddled for years is ok when mai waifu does it

this is why no one takes you fucks seriously, nor this band

boring/10

>>48674343
>bubblegum pop
If you're going to use buzzwords at least make an effort to use them correctly. Hate Chvrches as much as you want, but it ain't bubblegum pop in any sense that the term has ever been used since it was invented in the 60's.

someone should make Lavren fake nuudes, or cum shops. Do they already exist? I hope so.

>>48674382
lewd

>>48670908
>>48670929
>>48670936
>>48670946
you guys don't know about the gylenhaal incident do you?

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>>48670765
>>48670790

>>48670187
her voice suuuuuuuuucks. it has no power. it just sounds like a little girl, and not ina good way, like say Purity Ring. it just sounds weak and soulless. without the production of her bandmates she would be just a qt

>>48674921
Listen to some of her pre-Chvrches stuff

>>48674807
Do tell

>>48674942
She "lost her virginity" (probably for the 4th or 5th time) to Jake Gylenhaal, then he didn't show up to her 21st birthday party, so she cried like a child all night in the bathroom, and then wrote Red.

When she finally gets too old for Hollywood stars to pass her around anymore her career is over.

>>48675282
what this guy said
jake is just too alpha

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Eva best waifu

>>48670187
Okay so this thread is clearly not primarily about Lauren's musical attributes but of anyone's actually interested in an answer to the question

I don't really know. She's got an excellent voice for the sound of Chvrches, and I think she and them know it, so I couldn't imagine her not sticking with them for a while. I don't know what she would really do with a solo career.