>Be me
>Edgy teen at home with my edgier cousin
>Our younger cousin who wanted to be edgy comes
>We don't like him because we are edgy fucking cunts (regrets senpai)
>We have an idea, let's play a prank on him so he doesn't want to hang out with us again
>fuckyeah.jpg
>We let him in and tell him that we were talking to some ghosts and that we were going to summon Satan, and ask him if he wants to join us
>He doubts at first, but his desire of being accepted in edge town is stronger, says yes
>We take out a paper ouija board (yes it was shitty as it goes, not even a board just a cut out of the letter in normal notebook paper written with highlighter, we sucked)
>He starts to get scared, and sweaty
>Edgier cousin goes for a glass so we can start talking to Satin
>He comes back and i tell him we need some music to make the atmosphere better for our fallen angel guest
>wink.avi
>Cousin carried his pirated cd's and puts in a linkin park one, cycles through songs and stops at "One Step Closer" and turns up the volume
>We sit down at the table put the glass on the paper ouija
>Edgy cousin starts making ape noises and moving the glass, shaking and shit
>Young cousin scares, and says he'll leave, we try to convince him to stay, says "I prefer being a fagget but healthy" (actual words), he is about to leave, we arte still calling him names.
>Door from end of hall closes in a violent manner by itself, he shits himself and runs
>Edgy cousin and me are to edgy to give a shit, we laugh and watch TV.
>Never summon satin kids
You never left edge town OP
>Memories brought back by Linkin Park
Shitty early Youtube videos
I can clearly remember the first time I heard LP.
I was picking my little sister up from school and we were listing to the radio and their song came on. It got to the part where he sings "shut up when I'm talking to you" and I started laughing because he sounded like such a limp wristed queer. Then my little sister asked me what I was laughing about and I said "This gay ass song".
Fuck that faggot, I'm glad he's dead.
>be at party
>be in circle getting to know new people
>new guy joins the circle and conversation
>a few minutes later someone asks what he does for fun
>"I'm really into music"
>interest piqued
>I say, "hey we should definitely talk, I'm really into music too. What bands are you into?"
>"I'm like, in love with Imagine Dragons."
>internally sigh but don't say anything because I'm not a sperglord
>"oh that's cool, I don't really know much about them, I'm mostly into hip-hop and stuff that people with any sense should probably stay away from"
>my taste isn't that deep but I hate sounding pretentious
>his eyes immediately lock onto mine
"So you aren't into Imagine Dragons?"
>shrug
>"I don't have anything particularly against them, they just really aren't my thing"
>really, really trying to be polite here since Imagine Dragons is one of the most bland bands on the planet
>a look of slight disgust and bewilderment appears on his face
>"Who doesn't like Imagine Dragons?"
>I grin and try to laugh it off and change subject
>just me, I think! I'm really too picky about my music
>he will not let it go
>until I excuse myself from the group he won't stop talking about how great the band is and how it's so bizarre that I don't like them
>he was highly personally offended that I didn't actively enjoy Imagine Dragons
Why would you ever act like this
Imagine Dragons attracts those kinds of people.
I don't know what it is but I see more people who "love music" into them
>>74126587
>"Music is my life!"
>hears one second of something as Sung Tongs
>"eww what is this why would you ever like this"
>>74127118
>HOW HIGH WERE THEY WHEN THEY MADE THIS AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH
What's more important for music? Intellectual concept or emotional impact?
both should compliment each other
>>74126102
Yes
Always thought the bends is a solid album compared to okc
Holy fuck, why is the 90s such a shit decade for music? Trying to make a playlist and there's a ton of bands/artists don't ever want to hear again.
>Nirvana
>Sublime
>The Offspring
>Ace of Base
>The Cranberries
>Metallica
>Green Day
>Weezer
Could just get like 60 songs on there.
>>74125973
You can easily show that every decade was a shit decade for music. For example you can talk about Megan Trainor or XXX from this decade or the shitty nu metal and rap rock from the last one.
> black metal
> new york noisy / jazz underground scene
> dream pop
> shoegaze
> hip-hop
> downtempo and trip-hop
> stoner rock
> literally etc.
kys pleb
I think Nirvana are a decent pop band but I'd be 100% okay with any phenomenon which caused every other band on that list to be permanently deleted from history.
cos he's john lemon ultra famouse, what do you expect
"In 1970 the Beatles broke up and every member began a solo career. John Lennon did not do much worthy of the great singer songwriters of the time. Had it not been for his personal and political involvement, and his past as a Beatle, he would not have made it by his music alone. His solo career fluctuated ambiguously between hard rock and ballads, the utopia of peace and love and domestic romanticism."
>>74125726
Imagine is overrated, the rest is underrated. Walls and Bridges and John's stuff on Double Fantasy are some of the best solo Beatles stuff
ITT: Musicians who disappeared of the face of the earth
why
Meme-top Edition
How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com
Suggested Practice Routine:
>http://i.imgur.com/yfgsTaq.png
Guitar chords and inversions
>http://www.chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>http://stringtensionpro.com/
Music theory:
>http://musictheory.net/lessons
Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/
Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf
Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar
Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8
Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg
Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22
Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb
Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd
Impulse Response Pack
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods+Cab+1.3.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM+RECTO+V30+L2.wav
Old thread: >>74095629
>>74123737
Gee, I wonder how Christian managed to make money to buy some "cheap" land from.
Oh wait, he's from a rich family and made money off his garbage albums during his stretch in jail.
>>74123807
Just be born rich, dummy
What do these people do?
look pretty on stage
>>74125679
notice most of them highlighted are overweight?
the answer is: not much
>>74125679
They're like backup dancers. They are so good friends they are brought on stage
>damn this band stuff is so much fun but here's not enough instruments for all of us
>ok let's just put on masks and have shifts, one night i dance next to a barrell and the next night we change masks and i'm the second guitarist and you have the barrell-shift
>hell yeah lets do it
>9 member slipknot is born
>5 guys actually play something
>wow what a chaos on stage they are so many
>wow so hardcore
>look at their masks wow i wonder why they wear them they must look like murderers without xD
POWER or Moonchild?
>>74125641
you
>>74125641
Moonchild
>>74125641
you
>mfw you uploaded new tune yesterday and still no one has listened it
Link it then and I'll listen to it
>find someone on soundcloud making the type of music you're striving to make
>they're obviously really talented and really good
>less than 200 listens per track
lol it's all so fucking hopeless at this point.
>>74125590
That just means the track is really, really patrician.
X-Factor is an underrated masterpiece.
Master piece of shit
>no killers
what in the absolute fuck
>>74125701
Nah m8
Just admit it...you only pretend to like certain music so you can be perceived a certain way.
I don't share any of my music with my friends or family, so nah.
Im trying to get chicks
Can you stop making fun of me?
rock is obsolete because it focuses way too much on guitar. with the advent of synthesizers, there are so many other sounds to choose from nowadays, but rock bands choose to be autistic and fawn over one very limiting instrument.
>>74125394
dude do you even P-Model?
There are a lot of Pedals that can emulate Synths, granted it does not sound like a realy Synth but they come close and are fun to play around with.
Pic Related, may not be everybodys cup of tea but i realy like it.
the timbre of all physical instruments is by far superior to any synthesizer.
Would any band ever assembled/created ever be able to beat this one?
Bob Dylan has assembled bands better than the beatles already. 1965 beatles would make visions of johanna a 2 minute track with a chorus
>>74126095
And 1967 Beatles would make it a proto-prog psych ballad, what's your point
>>74125374
thought that was the beach boys in the thumbnail. Lol
lana
anal
>>74125371
she looks like she would smell bad
>>74125392
no