Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 30
Nights since last BNM: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
memes
daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.
>>74140093
why would you post the same thing as the first post
ITT: Post an artist's or band's discography by posting the years each of their albums came out. No EPs. Others guess the artist/band you posted.
I'll start.
2000
2001
2003
2003
2004
2005
2007
2009
2012
2016
>>74140003
>those thighs
UUUUGGGGHHHHHH
>>74140003
pink floyd
>>74140003
nah, how about you post more negresses
Rose and High Notes Qt soon
Taeyeon
slug...
im kinda sad about yujin's eyes
>>74139961
If your """guitar""" says "Squier" on the headstock, you're a fucking LOSER
If your """guitar""" says "Epiphone" on the headstock and wasn't made in Kalamazoo, Michigan before 1968 you're a fucking LOSER
If your """guitar""" says "Fender" on the front of the headstock but says "Made In Mexico" or "Made In Japan" on the back of the headstock you're a fucking LOSER
I don't care if you swapped out the pickups
I don't care if it was your first guitar
I don't care if it sounds "good" (it doesn't)
I don't care if you "like it" (you don't)
You are a LOSER
LOSER
If you claim to be a musician, and play one of these """guitars""", you're a fucking LOSER
LOSER
I have more respect for the "musicians" posting on Soundcloud threads (check out this rap beat I copied but changed the tempo of using software) than any hipster faggot playing a god damned toy and pretending to be a guitarist. Why would anybody take you seriously when you're such a cheap and selfish LOSER that you can't even save up more than 300 dollars to buy a real guitar?
>>74139941
>Why would anybody take you seriously when you're such a cheap and selfish LOSER that you can't even save up more than 300 dollars to buy a real guitar?
why would anyone take anyone on /mu/ seriously regardless?
I enjoy playing the guitar for myself to enjoy and my Squier is good enough for that, fuck off
>>74139941
one of the more interesting hot takes on here I've heard in a while.
my jazzmasters are japanese and im pretty well known irl
kys lol
Kendrickfags eternally BTFO
Flower Boy confirmed AOTY, Tyler > Kendick confirmed
both pretty shit
I think Flower Boy is way better than DAMN.
>>74139916
>he thinks fantano has any relevance anywhere
>he obsesses over album ratings and posts them over and over again on his favorite imageboard
>he thinks any rap album can ever be AOTY
listen to more music kiddo, nothin personell
This is their best record desu
Maybe if Thom didn't sound like he was dying on it
>>74139927
but that's every radiohead album
>>74139927
correction
his wife was dying on it
Name a more iconic duo. Protip: you can't.
Lennon/Ono
K.
Is gettig a yellow flannel review more prestigious than getting BNM?
Reminder that Fantano is over 30 years old and dresses like that
And then he goes on the internet to "professionally" discuss appreciation of aesthetics
>>74140575
reminder that 99% of people on 4ch aren't wearing clothes at all
pitchfork has more powerful corporate connections, but fatmano has more memablity. good reviews from the melon will get you an audience and possibly a longer career, but pitchfork can make you big pretty quick.
i agree desu
Put on your trip, Montie.
>>74139705
nobody is going to deny you on this board, anon.
BOREDOMBORDOMBORDOMBORDOMBORDOM
>>74139628
...okay
>>74139628
FIND SOME TIME
FIND SOME TIME TO DO SOMETHIIIIIIN
FIND SOME TIIiiiiIIIIME
is it racist if i don't listen to this?
Going through this guy's discography chronologically. Just got to this. Should I just stop now? How can it possibly get any better?
>>74139559
Highway 61 is leagues better
>>74139594
This.
It gets better OP. There's a reason why Bob Dylan is one of the most venerated songwriters of all time.
Bob Dylan's best performances were left on the cutting room floor or played live. Listen to the Bootleg Series
>“I have nothing but respect for Nickelback. They take a lot of flak from people who have never done fuck all in their life. And I think they’re great. That is my final word.”
>>74139366
Cold Play is the Nickelback of NPR, so that makes sense.
Music critics and fans are a mistake
>>74139366
That's nice, Chris Martin. But why don't you go back to making music that doesn't make Nickelback look like Mozart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC26XpXjSVw
But Seriously. What the fuck happened to this band?
HaS AnyonE ElsE NoticeD ThE Selly-esteR WattS FielD IN ThiS AlbuM?
>>74139305
oldfag spotted
is this real?
James are you ok?!? This is not the same as your other threads, it's different! Everything is different!
What the fuck happened to you!?
How come rappers don't know music theory yet have made some of the most critically acclaimed albums of all time?
>>74138964
How come Lance Armstrong doesn't know physics but can ride a bike really fast?
Because they sample from songs made by people who know about music theory.
>>74139009
>How cum I see when I dunno color theory