/mlp/ I have been hearing voices . More importantly twilight's.

>>29062228
Ask /x, not us
...or /sci/, since it might as well be schizophrenia.

>>29062228
I'm already in Equestria, you moron.

Step up your game

Just do it, don't you want to be with your waifu? Post results

>>29062228
>redicome
no clue what this is. Has she given you any hints on how to obtain this.

Clearly you should take the princess up on her offer. if at all possible. Good luck to you op. may your days in Equestria be enjoyable.

>>29062228
why would you need to go to equestria
um already with my waifu

>>29062228
Take me with you.

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>>29062228
>3lbs of goat blood
>3lbs
>lbs

DO NOT TAKE THE OFFER
DON'T
The real Twilight Sparkle would never mistake a solid measurement for a liquid one. That's an impostor Twilight sent to trick you. DON'T DO IT, Anon.

>>29062238
even if extradimensional beings are contacting op due to those beings being of equine nature op would be banned for daring to mention their existence.

wouldn't it be ironic if ponies ended up causing genuine paranormal stuff to happen on Earth and /x/ wasn't able to post about it cause its pony related.

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kys

>>29062268
The irony would be if paranormal actually existed, desu.

>>29062253
>has she given you any clues.
Yes she has .But it was not really specific.She said it is a thing that is essential to life.But can also be considers essential to death

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In generally concerned anon. Get help man go to /adv or /x

>>29062264
Not necessarily. mass is a viable method of measuring a liquid. Especially if the purpose is for some form of alchemical procedure.

In chem labs everything was measured in grams the only issue here is the loaves of bread but perhaps that is not for the procedure. Perhaps twahlot just wants him to bring stuff for sammiches with him as a sort of busfare.

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>>29062228
kys, for real

>>29062228
/x/ here, dont call me nuts
so tell me
what kind of predictions has she made? can you give a few examples? that would really help me figure out what youre dealing with. also describe her personality a bit. is she exactly like in the show or is she somehow different? in a "uncomfortable" way? has she ever said something you could never imagine twilight say?

its possible its a fake, something not-good trying to use you for something by making use of your soft spot. the measurement unit mistake someone already pointed out rings an alarm.

>>29062299
its already decided op should do it the question is how to aid him in getting the means to do so and solving the riddle of what this redicome is.

>>29062303
why do I have a feeling his twilight is actually some kind of succubus who just knows that the form you find most beautiful is equine in nature.

that being said isn't it annoying that /x/ posts whole threads on trying to summon a demon waifu and this guy gets one vying for his attention out of nowhere.

>>29062228
You're lying. Twilight would never talk to someone with such scruffy handwriting.

>>29062303
A few things she has warded me was. Do not go hangout with my cousin .2 days later he was arreseted for having sex with a minor.He is 23 btw.

A second thing she told was to bit flowers and give them ti my boss .I went with her advice .His mother had a heart attackthe day before.

>>29062304
With a meat slicer to his dick, followed by fire crackers in the rectum, while plummeting off the top off the top of Trump Tower.

Think your "waifu" or whatever name you'd call a demon could hit me up? I think being an equinelike demon's cock slave would be a nuxe experience.

>>29062228
>redicome
Thats an anagram for mediocre.
I think someone is making fun of you.

Measuring blood in lbs also seems fishy.

>>29062325
this was honestly the literal first thing that crossed my mind, and thats why i want op to answer my questions
cause if it is a succ, its not hard to tell her apart from the real twilight. in my experience theyre very good actresses, but they also ALWAYS let something slip. usually that isnt a problem since their target is blinded by their love for the physical form of the being theyre trying to imitate. but if op is a true waifufag and isnt a normie who only cares about looks and most importantly can keep a level head, he will be able to tell if shes the real thing or not pretty easily.
in any case its really interesting. if its really twilight then its double interesting, and even if its only a succubus, ive never seen a "hunting" succubus which is supposed to be their normal, natural practise, and can be like 1000 times worse than the summoned ones

op wake up faggot

Redicome. Redycum. Ready cum. You have to cum on a muslims (3 lb of goat blood) ass (2 loafs of wheat bread) at 10 28 pm. Then you have to take his 2 pound iron rod.

Simple.

>>29062384
A faggot to surpass OP

>>29062228
Your handwriting looks like you have the shakes while writing with a bad dragon dildo that has a pen inserted up its urethra

>>29062228
>10.28 pm
What's your timezone? Maybe there'll be some weird planet aligning or something at that hour.

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>>29062228
Redicom is a band. Buy their CD.

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>>29062333
Trips proof this is legit.

Lurking out of interest. Have you done anything that might draw demonic attention lately? Don't want to rule out evil. Also buy yourself some sulfuric acid and have a priest consecrate it. Holy water as a back up and a cross couldn't hurt either.

>>29062473
sorry i didnt notice
those seem like genuine good pieces of advice

has there been anything, just anything, suspicious about this? even the smallest detail that made you doubt this even for a second?
if yes you should quit

but if youre absolutely 100% sure that theres nothing bothering you or pointing to some kinda schenanigans, i would say you should try it.

C-can you take me with you

I just want to be happy in equestria

>>29062538
Its a trick. Its some dimension of succubi mares(stallions) that routinely stock up on vulnerable men to sate their lust.

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>>29062523
I guess the most suspicious thing was she was ok with me eating meat.
But she said that I will have to stop eating it after I get to equestria

>>29062538
Seconded. I will buy you so much spaghetti just for a chance to go.

>>29062478
Hmm. According to the less shitty simulator I found online, Pluto is intersecting the ecliptic plane these days. Hell if I know if that means something. Don't know shit about how these /x/ things work.

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I don't know OP, sounds like:
1.Mental condition, something like tulpa? You might've made one unintentionally.
2.RP
3. And this is a spoopy one, you're being deceived by a demon. Think about it OP. Assuming above options are not true, why the hell would Twilight need a blood sacrifice?
I'm 100% convinced she's going to ask you to perform some sort of ritual. Turn back until you can OP.
Also how would Twilight know future? Especially future related to you? This shit is fishy as fuck.
If you can, ask her about next two bets that will pay out big time. If the first one comes true, we can bet for the second one and buy a plushie.
Pretty please

>>29062228
>Ctrl+F jackie chan
>no results
You're dead to me, /mlp/.

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>>29062228
Hankins is coming for you.

Stop posting on /mlp/ please you're making me cringe

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>>29062228
>going to Equestria just to get cucked

>>29062749
listen to xer/xim
xes correct
youre invading my personal safespace and are triggering me
cant you like put a triggerwarning in the op post or something
i literally started menstruating because of this thread
btw im a male-to-male trans prairie dog and my pronouns are zul/xæo

>>29062762
>Not going to equestria and fucking up the dumb shit and making your waifu yours as well as putting the child up for adoption
A real man takes what he wants.

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>/mlp/ made ponies real before /vp/ made pokemon real

>>29062297
In chemical labs, liquids are measured using volume containers, hence liters ya shithead

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>>29062333
shit man can she do anything else? like interact with anything near you?

>>29062538
This please man come on who are you gonna meme with on the other side?

>>29062228
Here's what you gotta do:
1. Get off the internet
2. Get like a real fookin job, mate
3. See a therapist

>>29063000
>getting off the ride
>socializing
>getting psychoanalyzed rather than spiraling into madness
I found the faggot

>>29063010
You found the trips of truth