>>26419689 Ponies overrun humanity and take them as their sex slaves. Naw, unfortunately this wouldn't happen. We'd probably kick their asses barring some deus ex machina artifact friendship nonsense. Which I suppose isn't actually outside the realm of possibility.
I mean, It's one sided as fuck. Thousands of nukes, jets, tanks, sea vessels and around 850 million soldiers total on earth. And not even that we are pretty good at chemical warfare we can infect them with a no cure disease.
The Gregorian Year is 4914. After 2000 years of living in the shadow of Equestria, humanity has finally re-industrialized and is planning to reassert their place as the dominant species of Earth. A young human manages to sneak into Canterlot while the guard are busy protecting the The Equestria Games and tries to assassinate Celestia by firing several pistol rounds into the royal grandstand, and then throwing a phosgene canister into it. Celestia survives, but Luna is in critical condition. The two guards protecting the box's entrance and Prince Blue Blood are killed. War ensues, pitting the mostly agrarian, magic-based society of Equestria against the industrial society of the humans. Who wins?
**** General Notes: OP will mainly post the war's progression as I see fit, though anyone and everyone is welcome to shift the front lines or make changes to strategy. OP will also post journal-style entries following soldiers of both sides, documenting the war 1'st person. Again, everyone is welcome to join in. Greentext, writefag, fanfic, suggestions, etc. all welcome. For the maps, Human advances and positions will be shown in red, Equestrian advances and positions will be shown in lime green, front lines will be shown in black. Original map source: Original map source:http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Equestria ****
>>26422483 Humans are represented by The Greater People's Republic of Pananthropita or Pananthropitan Republic. It is far from republican in its government, organized similarly to the Soviet Union under Stalin in wartime and Brezhnev in peacetime, though the government has a high approval rating (mostly because dissidence is stamped out). It's on a technological and economic level equivalent of the United States and Germany combined during WW2, but no nuclear arsenal as of yet, though it has developed nuclear power generation, computer systems, and CNG engines (mostly used on trains). It's aims in this conflict are to expand the realm of humanity, a reconquest of territory lost as humanity contracted. It has a population ~740,000,000 people and covers a land area roughly equivalent to the size of Europe and the Middle East (b/t Palestine and the Indus River valley) on an as of yet undiscovered continent with a topography and climate range similar to North America. The official language is a hybrid of British and American dialects of English, now known as Human Basic, and religion has all but been forgotten, as national doctrine encourages devotion to state and species over anything else. They use the metric system of weights and measures. Pic related is their flag.
A human force consisting of fifteen field corps (see WW1 German army organization) advance out of the west and split into three, Army Group North, Army Group South, and Army Group Central. Army Group North lands in just north of Vanhoover, taking the city and regrouping with Army Group Central and advancing east. Army Group South besieged and took Los Pegasus and began advancing through the mountains. Army Group Central makes quick advances eastward, but is halted 20 miles outside of Ponyville. Trench warfare soon breaks out as Equestrian forces are able to mobilize and human forces dig in and solidify their positions. Cloudsdale has also fallen victim to numerous assaults by human air forces.
>>26422573 Several divisions of Army Group Central are able to advance the front ten miles closer to Ponyville with heavy casulties, and are thus prevented from entering the city. The air wings attached to Army Group Central commence a carpet bombing campaign against the city and the surrounding Everfree Forrest while human artillery continue heavy bombardment of Guard positions. Princess Twilight was forced out of necessity to open her castle to the city's refugees and evacuation orders are put in place. Meanwhile, the Crystal Empire mobilizes against Army Group North, but their forces are pushed back and lost a rail junction, effectively cutting the Crystal Empire off from Canterlot. In the south, an airborne division of Army Group South capture a bridge over Ghastly Gorge while the main force advances toward Appleloosa, preparing for an assault on the city.
>Celestia gets drunk and declares a war on a species that knows nothing but war. >And even humanity didn't want this fight, but it came to them. >It was quick, it was brutal, but if ponies could be saved, they were captured and given treatment. >Eventually the dust settled, and instead of killing prisoners like was feared, they were released, and the humans helped rebuild what was lost.
>Celestia declares war on humanity. >Several ponies pull their masks off to reveal that they are in fact Seals. >Canterlot of captured in moments, live on TV. >Chrysalis throws her remote at her TV reeeeeeing.
>Celestia declares war on humanity >Humanity get's scared after just leaving a great war >Ponies have gold armor and iron swords >Humanity lols >Give Celestia a NOVA bomb and instructions on how to turn it on as a gift >Lol as you head back to Earth
>>26423390 >The only time I ever see powerful magic is when it has to do with one of the ponies special talents. There're always alicorns. >Also, how do you know the magic will effect Terran material and humans? Because humans have magic?Because there are some 3rd side of the conflict,like reptilians or mi-go?
We lose. Badly. Our new overlady and rule declares martial law. Cuddles become compulsory. Stare squads patrol our streets, harshly reprimanding whoever refuses to behave kindly. Humans are forced to pet ponies, while on trains or any other pubblic transportation.
>>26419689 Nothing at first. Humans will laugh it off. Then everything changes when Equestria attacks. Suddenly it's boots on the ground. Humans won't even need nukes to win the war, though I doubt we'd have any qualms over it considering Equestria is populated by non-humans and is a world away.
>>26419814 >"Long ago there were two races in equestria" >"Ponies and Humans" >"however soon war broke out between the races of pony and man." >"for stallion hated man and woman hated mare." >"the jealousy of the genders for their racial counterparts led to a war of epic proportions . Oh and pony and human sluls were fundamentally different. >"And so caught off guard the humans were sealed beneath the earth in the prison now known as tartarus."
>>26424208 >They considered the indians nonhuman Not exactly: our ancestors believed in a myth known as "Good savage". Basically, it meant that they believed that indigenous populations had to be EDUCATED by force to the civilized world customs. And this, keep in mind, wasn't just an economic interest, it was a religious ideal: as the more civilized (in their eyes) community, it was their DUTY to lead savages in their righteous path, whether they wanted it or not.
>>26419689 >Celestia declares war >Make it so your country surrender unconditionally >Let Equestria annex you >TFW you surreptitiously overthrew your corrupt government and you're now under Celestia's benevolent rule
>>26424305 "Yes! Finally free of those corrupt politicians!!" >"Very good, now that I'm your new ruler, let's start with some easy stuff. First of all, you guys are a bit too racist. What's with this weird obsession with 'race'? That's against the magic of friendship! So, from now on, you'll be forced to spend at least 8 hours per day with people with different skin color or religion!" "...DOWN WITH THE TYRANT!!!!"
>>26419689 >Pones have actually been at war with the humans for thousands upon thousands of years >thing is, ponies suck at war >like REALLY suck at war >humans haven't even noticed they are being "attacked" >the occasional skirmish usually ends with the ponies either passed out from exhaustion or eagerly getting belly rubbed by the human soldiers >human trade caravans still come and go as they please, completely ignoring the guards protests to not let them through >last time a diplomat attempted to negotiate for the human's surrender she came back drunk and covered in honey >Celestia truly believes the pones are winning whilst Luna is usually beating her head against a table at her kinds stupidity
>>26419689 Humanity wipes the floor with them and make great advancements on all fronts initially but stalemate occurs when confronted with Princess powers and logistics issues. In occupied areas there would probably be guerrilla action.
I seriously doubt nukes/bio-weapons will be used and enslavement would never happen but I would bet there would be an occupation, followed by the installment of a loyal government and one-sided trade agreements that exploit the hell out of Equestria's resources.
I like the way Lurkernon wrote it from an anon-soldier perspective in this story http://pastebin.com/Pw1buN8u
Wish he would finish it, I thought it was fucking great.
>>26425058 >"I think those ponies were attacking us" "What makes ya say that?" >"Well they seemed pretty intent on slapping us with their hooves..." "Pfff-HA! Did one of em hurt ya with their lil marshmallow legs?" >"What,NO! Im just saying it was weird!" "Ponies are weird boy, they've always been weird, when a pony STOPS acting weird is the moment you need to think a pony is being weird." >"So these kinda things just happen?" "Kid I once saw em shoot a rainbow at General Brodei, and cry when they realized it only stained his armor fukin tie-dye colors. I shit you not, one of em sent apology cakes for like a month!" >"Sooo, we just let this happen?" "They can be annoying, but their princesses move the fukin celestial bodies. Just take the hit, pat em on the head for being a super brave cute pony, and be on your way." >"And everyone's left the better for it?" "Now your gettin it."
>"Anon! Anon! President Sanders just surrendered to Equestria!" Your friend called out to you "What? Fuck! Get the bugout bags!" >Goddamn that cuck for surrendering >The man who sold the world, because all of Europe was destroyed in a demonstration of Celestia's powet >Asia, middle east, and Africa were destroyed in fights >But America still stood, just barely >He surrendered for a peaceful result >Enslavement, dumb dirty socialist >It took all your strength not to cry tears of freedom as you prepped the bags with your friend, Chad >"Why'd he do it, Anon?" Chad asked "Better dead than red." you replied >GODDAMN COMMIES >REEE >"Let's get outta here before shit hits the fan, bruh." "Kay, farn." >You picked up your AR-15 salt rifle with the baby-seeking bullets and assault scope clipizine >KAPLOWAWOW >The front door exploded inwards with an unnecessary onomatopoeia >The royal guard storms in >"Oh fuck! Run Anon I'll hold them off!" "No! You mah nigga, Chad! We do this together!" >"Brothers in arms." "And legs." >"Ecks dee." >You both get disintegrated before a single round is fired
>>26419689 "You want my precious America?!" Soldier says as Celestia backs away slowly. >"I-I was only following the rules of Risk! T-The game says so!" She says nervously. "I will not see my America be ruled by a prissy 'wittle flowers and rainbows' queen!" >"W-What? Mr. Doe, I--" However, he pulls out his freedom staff, only to slam it across her head. >And in a moment, she's down. "That's that! America is safe once again!" Soldier says as he examines the downed pony alicorn. > He prods her once with the freedom staff, on the flank as he raises a brow under his helmet. >And he pokes again, but it has that heavy eagle. >The head of it enters her vagina as she spurs back to consciousness, yelling one thing >"That's just demeaning!" "Holy Mary mother of Joseph!" Soldier says, slapping it against her flank in a reaction of fear. >"Gah, Mr. Doe! Make your mind up!" "I can't! You're a talking horse with junk!"
>Celestia threatens to crash the sun into Earth >Surrender >Be Anon, sex slave >Pretty comfy life, dress like slave Leia >Sjws and negroes see what real slavery is like, wish they were being oppressed by whitey >Smile with a sense of smug superiority every night as a royal guard mare holds you down and rides your dick to destress
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