>>26416471 Boy am I glad he’s frozen in there and we’re out here and that he’s the sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there, and I just remembered that were out here. What I wanna know is where’s the caveman?
>>26416471 >You fidget awkwardly on the park bench Twilight is making you lie down on. >She looks at you with a beaming smile, with a scroll, and quill in magical grip. >"Go ahead Anon! Whenever you're ready!" "Uhm...well...There's this mare who reminds me of my m-mother.." >"Ooh! Repressed sexual desires? We're off to a great start!" >She starts scribbling down notes. "Eh...Kinda. She's smart, and proud, and a little arrogant at times.." >Twilight cocks an eye at you from behind her scroll. "She's like my mother in so many ways, with her attitude, but this gentle loving aura surrounds her.." >Twilight gulps. "Her scent of Lavender, and Lilacs...and her beautiful purple eyes just drive me so insane!" >Twilight sniffs herself, and gasps. >"D-do I know this Mare..?" "I think you do. Very well." >She licks her lips anxiously. "Sometimes, I find myself restraining myself from just getting naked, and mounting her supple plush plot right then, and there in public, and leaving her a flowing orgasmic mess..." >Twilight gasps again. >The air has a sour milky smell to it suddenly. >"Wh-what else does this muh-mare make you want to do?" >You make hand motions as if you're grabbing a giant butt. "I just wanna sneak up, and grab her plot, and just slob down her nethers and rim her until she can barely form sentences from the sensual pleasure!! RAHH!" >You lick an imaginary butt, and grit your teeth. >"Y-yeah..sl-slob my butthole you filthy humie.." "I'm sorry?" >She throws her glasses off, and undoes her hair bun. >"I knew you wanted me! Gimme some o dat GUD GUD!" >She leaps into the air like Lupin the III at you, only to get a spring loaded boxing glove from your crotch. >Twilight goes flying in a perfect arc into a trash can. >She groggily pokes out of it looking at you tiredly. >"B-but why? I thought you w-wanted to ravage m-me...?" "Are you crazy, you /v/irgin neet?! I was talking about Trixie!" >You three-sixty and moonwalk away. >It was therapeutict type of day
For a time, I was talking to people on another pony board. I got upset there on a regular basis whether it be that someone brags about getting laid, someone posts a picture of their dick and it's massive, or just people ignoring me no matter what I had to say.
I love ponies and I want to form bonds with other fans, but this board, I don't know what it was doing to me, but it just made me miserable. Every time I went there, I might have some fun, but it would almost always end with me feeling horrible about myself. So, I cam back to /mlp/ I have been here since the section originated and even before then. I have been in this fandom since the beginning. I can be ignored here and it doesn't bother me at all. It doesn't make me feel bad in any sense. But on that other board, if I was ignored, it made me feel like complete shit and like I was worthless.
Why is this? How could being ignored on /mlp/ not affect me in the least, but being ignored on the other board made me feel like I wanted to die? I would guess that being ignored has little to do with why it affected me because if that was it, being ignored here would do the same to me. But what is it then?
>>26417119 Who fucking cares. This board isn't for fun, not specifically atleast. This board is hell. WISH I could leave, but I can't. I come here every day hoping for my time spent here to be worthwhile for once, and it never is, but still I persist. If anyone here brags about getting laid or any other normalfag exploits, tell them to get the fuck out. There are enough of them here already.
That attitude here is what I enjoy. Basically, that you can talk shit and get shit and it just rolls off you. People here don't give a fuck and I think that's what draws me in. People here are only connected by their love of ponies and beyond that, everyone is crazy in their own way. No no one gives a shit about what others can or cannot do. Here, we are all equal in terms of madness, you might say.
After Graduating High-School I have no direction in life. Because of my grandfather's inheritance that was passed down to me I no longer have to work and have no friends outside of the internet. I just wake up, get online, order delivery food, get online, for hours on end until I go to bed. Every single day.
None of it is the same anymore, nothing is as fun as I remember it. The Video Games, the Shows, the Music. I remember when I was still working, I would get home and play the Battlefield 3 Beta with all my friends, we would listen to Party With Pinkie and play X-wing. It was all so fun, but now its all over. Nothing is worth doing anymore.
>>26417225 Is that how it is for everyone else? I've been here for 5 years and still feel really bad about the things I've said sometimes. And when it comes to my waifu, I'll get hurt and depressed for a while if someone hits a weak spot, which they often do. This isn't a fun or calming place for me.
And this, this why I love you people. You don't care. You simply don't give two fucks. That is what I love. That is what makes a good time for me. Not giving a fuck. The words just slide off you and maybe, you might get a good laugh in or two.
>>26417482 Probably because you label yourself as a a misanthrope. Very few people are actual misanthropes.
Most who claim to be are just bitter at their own lack of acceptance from their peers, and rather than take responsibility for their own flaws and problems, they blame everyone else under a pretentious facade, masquerading their bitterness as some form of abstract, philosophical hatred of humanity, hoping in vain that it will make them more interesting.
If you truly hated humanity, you would most likely be a serial killer. I'm willing to bet you're not.
>I hate myself so much >I don't give enough of a shit to fix myself >I've got no plans at all for my future or for really anything at all >my family just wants me to be happy and that's the one thing I can't do for them >and to be honest I don't even really care enough to try >I'm as disgusting mentally as I am physically >a problem I, once again, couldn't be bothered to fix >the only thing I truly and genuinely WANT to do is die >I don't want to kill myself though cause I'd rather not find out whether there's a hell or not >I masturbate two three times a day to placate my sex drive >I don't think it would be fair to subject another human being to mt presence so I keep contact with others to a minimum >I never initiate conversation with friends as to not bother them >I think they think I don't like them because of them but I never tell them how much they mean to me in case they're the ones who don't like me >I don't know if I'm really bi or if it's just the crippling loneliness making my brain think that at this point anything goes >Sometimes I wish I had the balls to do something that'd make everybody who cars about me hate me so they wouldn't have to wast their time on me anymore >I've become so absurdest that the idea of doing anything could be considered useful seems laughable >I've never drunk or taken a drug even though I know it might help numb the pain >either because I'm too much of a pussy or my mother's opiate addiction freaked me out to the point where I won't touch the shit >I mask my depression with ironic humor so anytime I need to vent about how much I want to die I can tell anybody and they'll just think it's a joke shit could go on but you should get the gist by now doc
>Diagnosed with aspergers as a kid >given a lot of aid, but none of it seems to be of any use >it's just the same basic social ques and implications being told to me that I already know >I am continuously reminded to try to make more friends and receive contact information in case of need >I don't really have the motivation to go out there and become more social >I am supposed to be "enticed" with small amounts of money money for my efforts (about $5 per contact number), but it doesn't really to much for me >I want to be motivated to socialize more, but I don't know how
>>26416471 I have completely lost all motivation. Sometimes when I get really drunk I promise I'll do something about it, do something with myself and when I wake up the next day the urge is gone and I go back to doing nothing, loosing touch with close friends because I don't feel like talking to anyone anymore, it's fun to hang out when they contact me but I never feel like seeking them out for something.
I realise I'm probably mildly depressed but I don't want to be on meds because you shouldn't drink on depression meds and drinking is the one of the few things I still enjoy. There's also no way I can afford them seeing as I don't have a job anymore.
>>26417333 I never take any insults to heart here. We insult each other all the time, so after so much of it, they just lose their meaning, and I think that's the point of it. Also, it's not that I think no one means what they say, because that's definitely not a productive attitude when having a conversation anywhere. It's just that I'm not taken aback because it's no surprise when someone insults me. To me, that's why it's calming. It's also really refreshing to not have to be walking on eggshells around here.
>>26416471 >"Tell me all about your problems, anon." >"I'm a trained professional." "Well, I have alot, 99 to be exact" >"Oh... well, tell me the worst one, then" "Oh I won't really have to tell you, I can show you it." >You bring a hand mirror out of your infinite pocket. >You bring the mirror to her face. >"The problem is a mirror?" "Oh, my bad." >You turn the reflective side of the mirror to her. >"So... is the mirror cursed or something?" "No." >The soft smile on Twi's face slowley turns to an angry scowl. >The biggest shit eating grin ever spreads across your face. >You turn away from Twi and shout over your shoulder. "Fuck yoooooooouuuuuu." >You forgot you where in a room and proceed to walk through the wall. "What." >The light from the Equestrian sun goes away suddenly, replaced with darkness. >Your head is laying on a lump of garbage in an alley way shrouded in shadow. >That's when you remembered. "She's not real." >You cry your self back to sleep, singing a tune softly to yourself. "My little pony, My little pony. Myyy little pony..." may continue (somehow)
>>26419583 Just let it pass. Trying to tell the people who already think you are gay because of your coming out that you are actually not may come off as awkward, or like you're just lying because being openly gay was too hard on you so you're trying to get out of that.
Live on with your life. Whatever relationships you get, whatever genitalia, body shape and amount of body hair makes you feel funny in your pants, or who you choose to have sex with should concern you and only you in the end.
>>26419840 Thanks. That's what I've been doing for three years. But it's still hard because many people including my parents have this fundamental misperception of me and it feels like I'm living a lie.
>>26417465 From a surface level view, I would guess it's because this place is so anonymous and carefree. Nobody has anything to prove, or any reason to feel shame, or any identity to keep up for others. On a site where you use a username, avatar and such, you would be more inclined to want to be known, respected and a pillar of the community. If you were being shown up at every turn, as a writer, artist, or even as a human being, you would take it personally,a s you're personally invested in your profile on those sights. Here, you have no persona to be, or to look upon, so you aren't personally invested at all. That's why I believe other sites made you feel shitty and this one doesn't. No matter what you do or say, or anyone else does or says, we can all start over with a pure slate in just 60 seconds. I hope this helps you, or at least helps you come to the realization yourself. I want to wish you luck in life, whoever you are on the other side of my monitor.
>>26421124 >and I hate myself too much to consider a job Really? For me, it's the opposite. I'm too much of a prideful asshole to put effort into actually trying to get a job at anywhere I'd be qualified to. I'm never really bored, though.
I suppose that could be true and part of that is probably accurate in my case. But what I don't get is that I have much to offer. I have been a part of the fandom since the very beginning. I have seen people come and go. I help people whenever they might need it. And yet, on those other boards, no matter what I did, I always felt like I was never appreciated. I always felt like no matter what I said or did, it meant nothing to everyone else. Positive, negative or even neutral guidance towards something I would have loved to have seen. But I got nothing. The only time I received any attention was when I felt horrible and was essentially deeply depressed. Only then, would anyone take notice of me. I felt alone among a sea of people, a boat drifting endlessly.
It was such a horrible feeling that I would never wish on anyone.
>>26416471 Well I need to find myself a microwave because reheating stuff with the oven is a real pain in the ass. One of my ceiling lights is way too dim but I'm too lazy to replace the bulb. My desk has a weird metallic strut that I keep hitting my leg on. My feet kinda hurt. I don't feel like unpacking that last box of stuff from my last house.
>>26416471 The desire to leave everything and fuck off into the wilderness for a week or 3 months is occurring more and more. As comfortable as my life is, I'm not content and feel the need to give myself an actual, potentially fatal challange.
I'm also bitterly waiting for the happening. It could be a simple, big movement, or it could be fucking Ragnarok. Whatever happens, I want in.
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