>>26408266 no man, hiding your presence is bad, if you hide yourself, and nobody knows about you being a pony, nobody will notice when the government comes and snatches you. if you do the opposite, and have a friend of yours drive you to the nearest news studio, everyone in the world will know about you and the second you're snatched the world would be in uproar and every government agency you can name would devote resources to finding you.
>>26407742 >You will never become the little mare >You will never show it off to anons over /mlp/ and /trash/ just to show off and give anons a little show >You will never be able to be a turboslut for them since you cannot go outside without causing great concern to the government and populace in general
>>26408470 No way, the second the general public sees a scary alien horse roaming the streets, you're as good as dead. I can guarantee if you're not killed on sight by some panicked civilian, you'll be quickly removed from public sight by law&order.
Better to hide away and post photos/videos until people get used to you, with a dead man's switch if you eventually get caught.
When you have all the agencies in the world, it's not even a question of if you get caught, it's a question of when and how well people will react.
>>26408594 You're wildly overestimating the average human. People are cowards and hate things they can't predict. A talking intelligent 600 pounds animal running around in front of you? Man you better believe they're calling the cops while trying not to shit their pants beyond repair.
>>26408525 >Anonbro gets a call late in the night >Recognizes the nunber >Cute girl voice on the other end tells him to get his ass over there because you feel like this is some kinda bad trip or some shit >Anonbro thinks that you're trying to use some bitch to prank him, and you have to confirm over the line that this isn't "just a prank" >Anonbro hangs up. >You ring his phone for almost 30 minutes, and when he picks up again, you make angry mare noises at him >Drop phone on accident, swearing about how hard it is to handle this shit with hooves >After more explaining, he decides to finally come see you >He comes alone (as explicitly told) >You open the door for him (which is yet another challenge due to your small stature and your clumsiness with your wings) and let him in >.... >He flips his shit at what you've become >His waifu or his "worst pone"
>>26408674 > 600 pounds How big do you think a fucking pony is? And you're wildly overestimating the average human's fear of the unknown. I can guarantee that if you entered a crowd of people as a pony, they would not run screaming like they had just seen the devil himself.
>>26408723 >How big do you think a fucking pony is? Pretty damn heavy, actually. Google it.
>And you're wildly overestimating the average human's fear of the unknown. >I can guarantee that if you entered a crowd of people as a pony, they would not run screaming like they had just seen the devil himself. You've never seen a panicked crowd? Modern humans suck at handling danger. Hell most people are deathly afraids of tiny bugs and spiders. In general half the people freeze up from panick, the other half runs away, hopefully not in a stampede.
>>26408754 It depends on the person, really. I know some people (like Yours Truly) are too stupid for their own good and would stick around, but pick a random person in the street and I'm not so hopeful anymore. And if it's a crowd, well the more people are in a group, the more stupid the group acts.
>>26407742 Well if i can Remebe-I-I mean go off of the anatomy of the human and pony body. Your hair would grow longer into its current color, your body would be covered in a random color of fur, you would see your fingers and toes merging into one hoof as the other ones does the same, then you would feel your legs bending backwards until the bones rearrange, your ears would move up behind your silk mane, you will feel your tail growing father, then finally your nose wlll grow into a muzzle.
>>26408871 see, that might actually cause a panic, if members of the crowd suddenly started dropping like sacks of potatoes for no reason but without mass cuteness induced heart attacks, I think you'd be fine.
>>26408889 the average soccer mom would have at one point purchased a tiny pastel pony toy for her daughter she would think it was some sort of promotional thing for fuck's sake man, it's a fucking pony, not some tentacled monstrosity from the depths of space that causes madness with its mere presence
>>26408939 >she would think it was some sort of promotional thing topkek
>for fuck's sake man, it's a fucking pony, not some tentacled monstrosity from the depths of space that causes madness with its mere presence Meh, I guess. But in the totally realistic scenario that people start turning into horses, I'll be happy to watch you all get rounded up from by bunker in the forest...
>>26408969 >totally realistic scenario that people start turning into horses lel But if it's random, someone important would wake up as a pony and call in every favor, pull every string, and do absolutely all the could to prevent that. Or someone important would have someone close to them turn. But the government would not 'round them all up' for nefarious reasons. They'd at the least try to take some sort of census. In today's connected world, you can't steal people out of their homes and off the streets without people getting mad. And don't say people wouldn't care, because you know that's bullshit. Every social justice retard would instantly be on your side, petitions would get made, protests would happen, shit would go down. I think the government would have to actually work to protect any transformees from idiot radicals who hate horses.
I would probably whore myself out to horsefuckers and maybe experiment with having sex with a normal pony stallion, though if I get pregnant from it I'm self-aborting the fetus because I don't want no dirty retard half-breeds.
>>26408470 Actually an arranged appearance on TV might be a bad idea since a government agent might catch wind of it and set up an ambush. Better to crash a live television event like the Today Show or something so the spooks won't be able to cut the feed in time.
>>26410089 Mares have more fun. Also I often fantasized about being a human girl before entertaining the idea of being a mare. Said fantasies usually ended with me getting gangbanged by overweight nerds.
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