>"Oh, so you're a mare, too, Anon?"
>"You have a penis!"
>"What are you talking about? Stallions don't have penises!"
>"Of course I have a penis, why do you ask?"
Twilight's face looks really funny in that pic!
You're making my desk creak under the weight of your hayburger fueled gluttony, you fucking purple mongoloid. My eyelids feel heavy just looking at you.
mares don't have peckers, trannies are unnatural and mentally ill and the only real accomplishment they have to look forward to in life is their suicides. People that don't understand this are part of the problem. at least even pones understand this. You don't see them running around with sex toys in tow yelling "LOOK AT ME I'M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE HURRR!!"
Original thread (probably not the thread that >>26407544 is referring to, but it's the only one that I read):
Other threads that the picture was used in:
I'm too lazy to look through those.
Do you even english, faglord?
>WE'RE ALL BAIT
"Explain why Carrot Cake was the one waiting outside while Cup Cake was in labor, then?"
"I mean, what, did she give birth out her dick?"
>"Actually, yes, you se-"
"I WANT TO GO HOME."
You people are the fucking scum of the world. No wonder you don't have any friends or anyone who actually loves you. It's actually ironic that none of you will ever even have a baby. Does it make you die a bit inside to know that you had one fucking job in life, to reproduce, and you still managed to fail miserably in it? I hope it does. You will never feel the touch of a woman, nobody will ever say "I love you" or look into your eyes and trust you. You are all worthless. You are less than worthless.
Are you done?
Maybe you should lie down and catch your breath.
All that unnecessary raging can take a lot out of someone.
Imagine a newborn baby slowly pushing it's way out your urethra.
that is not a thing i needed to read
Nigga, that ain't how biology works.
>You erupt into disbelieving laughter.
"Nice try Purple Urkel, but I wasn't born yesterday."
>Twilight tilts her head.
>"What's so funny Anon? It's true! In fact I was on my way to one of our weekly Circle-Jerks of friendship! Care to join us?"
>You curl your lips.
"What the hell do I look like? A greentext writer on /mlp/?"
>You both look at the camera.
>"It's not that kind of party Anon! We all gather in a circle, and caress one another's frustrated lengths until we burst forward with our friendship nectar!"
"That sounds awfully disgusting....but morbid curiousity is prompting me to go."
>She squees, and clops her hooves together.
>"Excellent! Let's go! I can hardly wait!"
>You roll your eyes, as she headbutts you along towards her castle.
"Hey wait the Horn Urkel. That's forbidden territory back there!"
>"We're almost there! Let's go! Oh, I'm just throbbing with excitement!"
>Who wants to bet it's just some freaky unicorn thing?
>You rushed into the castle, zigzagging through various hallways until you enter their throne room.
>The rest of the mane six are all sat around, moving their hooves under the table in suspicious mannerisms.
>"WHOA WHOA WHOA. Why is he here Twilight?!"
>Rainbow Dash points a slimy hoof at you.
>"He's here to join us for our "slobberknocker" Rainbow! He wants to be friends!"
>Applejack cocks an eye at you.
>"Is he REALLY here to join us? Ah don't think--"
>"Oh pshaw Applejack. Clearly he wants to expand his horizons! Mingle with the elite!"
>Rarity smiles at you.
"Right. I'm here to join in your..."friendship games"."
>You make finger pistols at them.
>Because that movie was shit.
>And this whole thing will probably be shit too.
>"W-well..I don't mind him wh-whacking off with us..."
>Fluttershy looks at you through her mane, grinning.
>You feel a little queer about this all of a sudden.
>Get it? BECAUSE DICKS!
>"Whoo-hooo! Let's whip em out then! I'm RRRRRRraring to go!"
I'm on the edge of my seat, writefag.
>Pinkie bounces around, like a primrose blur all around the room.
>You sigh in annoyance.
"Let's get this over with then. I got some stuff to do later."
>Rainbow pokes her lip out at you with squinted eyes.
>You stick your tongue out at her.
>"Knowing you, you'll probably be done faster than a Sonic Rainboom!"
"Not a contest Dashie."
>They all gather into a circle, with you in between Fluttershy, and Twilight.
>"Are we ready girls?"
>They all chime in with a "yes", and nod.
"Whatevs. DO IT."
>They all stand up, and whip out these foot long spotted cocks.
>Your jaw drops, as they wrap their hooves around one another’s monstrous meat chubs, and stroke slowly.
>"Oh wow Dash. You're so hot girl! Pent up are ya?"
>"You know me! I save the best orgasms for today! It's 20% cooler that way."
>You gag, as Applejack tugs on Dash's Weiner.
>Before you can projectile vomit, A yellow hoof paws at your pants.
>"A-Anon? Aren't you gonna t-take it out? Do you need me to fondle y-your balls to get you warmed up?"
"FLUTTERSHY. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!"
>Something hot tries to slip into the palm of your opposite end.
>"Anon? Are you gonna start? I'm dripping quite a bit here.."
"Twilight! The fuck! I thought this was a joke! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE!"
>They all give you incredulous looks.
>That is until Pinkie successfully brings Rarity to climax.
>An exaggerated geyser of cum, that would put a BlackJrXlll flick to shame splashes out from her Purple horsedong, covering everyone in the circle.
>You break from the circle, horrified from the pony bukkake, and sprint out of the castle, the spunk slowly beginning to dry from the wind.
Somebody screencap the following post please (I have a stupid mac):