NECROQUEST

Hug the necropone

>>26395861
ask if we can have a break soon.

Stop and eat lunch

>>26395861
Ask Necropone what the plan looks like once we actually find the Lich guy

>>26395945
Most likely crashing the plane with no survivors

>>26395861
Start chopping shit. Karate or sword. Maybe both.

Road trip games

Start singing

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>>26395921
>>26395939
[suppressing your INDOMITABLE SPIRIT for a moment, you ask Memento if you can take a break because you're kinda tired and your feet hurt and you're feeling peckish and maybe you feel like a nap]

[your PARTY stops and she gives you an incredulous look until Brows speaks up]

>"Actually, we have been making some good time, and it is about time to eat. Let's take 10 and grab a bite, we'll keep going after that"

[grudgingly, Memento accepts the logic of your impoverished party member and relents to a break. You gladly swing your SUPPLY BAG off your shoulders, stretching your sore muscles and popping joints in relief. You eagerly reach inside for some roadside grub for the group, your fingers brushing over pears, dried fish, nuts, apricots, bread loaves, and some cheese. Not exactly redwallian, but right now it seems like a feast. Now all you have to do is decide what to grab for the group]

>>26396256
Fuck that, they're getting shit for breakfast. Hope they like beef stew.

>>26396256
Pears for everyone. They go bad first.

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>>26396256
OH MY GOD I FORGOT HER EYEBROWS

>>26396256
It's breakfast, take some bread an cheese.

How much is in there anyway? Do we have to ration so we don't starve on the way?

>>26396256
Memento gets a pear. Brows get some nuts. nurse gets some bread. anon eats the dried fish.

>>26396256
I don't think ponies can even eat fish. Or cheese.
Steal a pear and some cheese and let the rest eat nuts and bread.

>>26396269
>>26396292
>It's late afternoon now

>>26396256

Make a small snack platter
Cut stuff into pieces using the sword

>>26396315
Anon had a pretty fucked up sleeping rhythm before he was summoned by necropone, okay?

>>26396315
It's morning somewhere else. Plus, IHop has breakfast all day! Why can't we?

>>26396315
IT'S
BREAKFAST

>>26396315
Haven't you ever heard of second breakfast? Brunch? Snack? Early Lunch?

>>26396333
Trips confirm it's iHop 24/7 breakfast

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>>26396321
[summoning all your culinary skill, you whip together a backwoods hors d'ovoeuvres by topping pieces of bread with a slice of cheese and pear, then covering it in crushed nuts. You hold out your creation, and are met with modest applause from 4 sets of hooves]

>>26396532
Where's the shit?

>>26396532
4?

>>26396532
Wait a minute, four sets?
Where's the brigand that just gave itself away?

>>26396532

I would comment about wooing your female companions, but in all truth, the nurse will probably be the first to proposition you

>>26396692
the nurse is obviously messing around with the doctor

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>>26396532

>>26396532

Finish lunch/current meal and bring up the spirits with rousing travel music

>>26397717
Hit it brows!

>>26396532
Find the new pone and boop them

>>26396286
Kek

Pet catipillars conferned

>>26398056
Remember what happened with the farmer pony, we still need to do it, just cautiously.
>>26398233
Kek, I was thinking it too.

THREE HOURS LATER...

FOUR HOURS LATER...

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>>26396615
>>26396633
[your PARTY turns towards the new set of hooves]

[the SMUGGEST looking scruffiest sleazebag unicorn greets the four of you with a grin... and a loaded crossbow]

>"Well, what a nice little picnic! If you lot don't mind, I think I'll help myself to some of that. And by some of that, I mean all of that. Now. Don't make sudden moves, I've got half a score more for backup surrounding us. I'd rather get out of this without any violence, but really, that's up to you lot."

>>26398852
>>26399541
I HATE TRAFFIC

>>26399555
Tell him he's worst pony.

>>26399555

>trying to rob necropone

Waiting for her to summon death jesus or just straight up vaporize him

>>26399555
LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY

>>26399555
call his bluff

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>>26399555
Bop him in the horn with a rock.

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>>26399585
>>26399615
[of course he has ten more ponies waiting for you. Like you're gonna fall for that. You put your snack down and stand proudly before your marauder, throwing your chest out to laugh in his face. Adding insult to... more insult, you call him worst pony]

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>>26399735
[a message from somewhere in the woods cuts your laughter short]

>>26399555
" OHH Shit WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING BEHIND YOU"
>nigga gets booped when turning around
>now Is kill

>>26399615
Start a dramatic monologue to create a distraction, eye Necropone to see what she thinks. That or ask him if he wants to be our new boop buddy.

>>26399746
Call him a dick, he could have hurt someone with that.

>>26399746
So he has ONE companion. Big deal. You still outnumber him and his 'backup.'

>>26399746
cast magic missile into the darkness

>>26399746
Tell necropone to just set the whole forest to burn, that's how alfred did it.

>>26399746
Okay so that's one, where are the other nine?
I mean, even if there aren't nine other ponies, you could have set that up with a string or something. We're not stupid.

>>26399746
This >>26400085
Burn them all.

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>>26399862
>>26399781
>>26400213
[thinking quickly, you call his bluff a second time. What are the chances that he has even one more pony as backu-]

>fwip
>ffwip
>thip
>fwip
>fwap

>"Alright, enough playing around. Hand over that bag and you'll leave unpunctured."

>>26400356
Well, looks like diplomacy won't win the day, so let's not be morons, we have a necromancer, so everyone of them we kill means another ally for us.

>>26400356
Okay, look, you're a unicorn, and you've had all day to set this up. Plus, you've just wasted all your crossbow bolts.
Remember the basics of CQC and go in for the snuggle.

>>26400403
Well, at least if people like you get us killed we come back as a spooky skellington, with no will of our own.

>>26400438
>implying we won't come back as some kind of awakened undead simply to pester Necropone.
Regardless, >>26400386 isn't that great an option because then the other two party members will probably start having second thoughts about coming along with us.
As a bonus to the Close-Quarter-Cuddling plan, we'll have a hostage.

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>>26400356
i'd just like to take a moment to say I like your subtleties in the expressions you draw

gonna have to call it for here, I'll try and run >tomorrow morning depending on how much work I can get done. Keep giving suggestions!

>>26400479
thanks bro

Fine, give him the loot, but be sure to bemoan that we will never be able to stop the necromancer without it and that our altruistic mission will be ruined. RUINED!

Also have necrpone curse/poision that shit, just assume she can do that.

>>26400502
See you in a month!

>>26400356
Tell him that he fate of the world depends on us not having an empty stomach, so they better stop that bullshit.

>>26400356
Now im starting to see why grumpy wants to take over the world.

So rude.

We have a sword...kill em'.

Or we could take that dude hostage that could work too.

>>26400881
Yes, do this.

Tell him we're on a mission to whoop a lich and to stand aside.

>>26401002
I'm sure with a hostage we could somehow use magic to wreck their day.

>>26400356
As soon as he turns around lung for him and grab him by the balls

Use your "sword" to hold him hostage pulsating against his pounut while one hand is pulling his mane back and the other hand wrapped tightly around one of his nuts

One ear in your mouth

Fuck I missed today's session.

So, we keeping this bumped for the next month?

>>26400356

Still waiting for necropone to get fed up and set everything on fire.

Save bimp

>>26395861
bump

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>>26402348
Same procedure as last time

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>>26400356
quickly run because you've baited the foolish would-be ambushers into giving away their general location and unloading their single-shot crossbows
everyone knows that crossbows take at least a few seconds to reload

>>26400356

She's alone, shooting at you with a few crossbows levitated in the bushes, isn't she?

>>26404501

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Undead pony dance bump

>>26395861
Bump

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Ghost pony bump

>>26407842
Who is this cutie?

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>>26408202
>thumbnail
you must feel pretty stupid right now anon

>>26408185
Random ghost pony oc I googled up, bumping with undead ponies seemed apropriate.

Source:
http://toxijen.deviantart.com/art/Ghost-Pony-Adopt-Gifted-to-cj-rav3r-374065720

>>>>>>tomorrow

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>>26404501

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Oh well, there's always
>>>>Tomorrow

I regret not going for the ocean route and trying to summon sea ponies

>>26409747

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>>26409880
YOU SAID YOU WOULD CALL

>>26408805

>>26400502
It's been 31 hours

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>>26401049
>>26400881
>>26400572
>implying bandits would give a shit/believe you

Either try to tell necro to do something to the food so it ends up killing them or try to go for >>26401002

Although I really doubt anon's competence to actually be able to jump a bandit along with the fact that they can still shoot your pones and are probably going to become impatient and just kill all of you.

>implying bandits would give a shit/believe you
Maybe they're a gay band of righteous merry men? Ok, probabbly not.
Maybe they can be persuaded to join us with promises of further riches?
Yea, lets see if we can poision that food after our attempts at diplomacy.

>bandits politely wait 36 hours for us to come to a decision
these bandits are okay guys

>>26414882
Are you going to join the bandits?

>>26415974
At the very least we should try to recruit them
There won't be anyone to rob if everyone is zombies

>>26400356

tell them that you are also bandits and that you are on your way to rob a guy with many real treasures.
if they want to help they can have 10% of the loot.

>>26416101
Might actually not be the worst idea. Maybe we can convince them that the lich has huge riches they can plunder.

If we are lucky, he other does or they die during the fight.
If we are unlucky, we at least delayed the confrontation with them for a while.

Bump for TOMORROW

Boop

There's always
>tomorrow

In b4 party wipe.

>>26418469
>Die
>Come back as skeleton
>Boner jokes everywhere
I don't see any problems

Bump for today

Do not mind me
>>26420000

Boop

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>>26416101
>>26416164
>>26416459
you guys are forgetting that we don't have the supplies to recruit 10(?) bandits and still make it to the lich that needs killing
we're already stretching things thin with a four-player party and there's no need to increase our numbers over threefold without increasing our supplies

plus, the reason these guys are bandits and are robbing you for food is probably because they have no food or cash to speak of
I'LL GIVE YOU NOTHING BUT COLD STEEL YOU SCUM

>>26421205
Presumably the bandits have their own supplies
They wouldn't last very long if they have to hope someone wanders by for them to mug every mealtime

>>26421205
I'd say we try and befriend them with our handsome face first. And if push comes to shove, we can fight. I think

Ha! Call his bluff, that was probably all of their arrows! You shot kick him in the face for being such worst pony!

>>26421886
Ditto. A few measly scraps of food vs a pile of treasure. How could anyone chose wrong?

>>26418205
Is it tommorrow yet?

>>26422721
Tomorrow never comes

Nobby why do you forsake us. We love you.

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Nobby right now.

>>26421545
they can probably get by on foraging but the real dough comes from robbing travelers
>>26422356
we aren't even sure the lich has treasure

>>26423766
But we can lie about it.

>>26423766
And they don't know that.

>>26423095
He always comes back

>>>>>>>>>>tomorrow

>>26400356
Crossbows take time to load. Also we're on a quest that would be to their benefit if completed.

>>26424528
that's pretty good

Grab the sack and run away. While they shot their arrows, we still don't know where every single one of them is, so if we run a little they'd be forced to get out of their hiding spots. Plus I doubt every one of them are unicorns, so some would get left behind or chase us without a loaded crossbow.

>>26426114

you can't trust nobby for shit.

>>26428237

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Undead pony bump #3
Mummy pony

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Banshee bump

>>26430515

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we bump general now

>>26431946
turn into nobby

>>26432640
Given a bit of time, I could mimic his art...

>>26400356
>necropone, summon fuckloads of skeletons
problem solved
>bandits too spooked to give chase
>party too spooked to object to running

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Ghast bump

New season starts in May. Will nobby continue before then?

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>>26435445

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Pony wraith bump

>bumping a thread nobby isnt going to be posting in for several weeks at the least

>>26436978
I believe in nobby...

Go gentle into that silent night

>>26395861
bump

>>26395861
bump from the grave

here's hoping nobby isn't kill

>>26442056
well, he didn't die in an auto accident

guys, you know making a new thread isn't a problem for nobby, right?

You're getting a little ridiculous desu

Go gentle into that silent night

>>26443477
Like I give a damn.

>>26445677
this is pretty sad
learn to let things go

you're all aware he's not coming back right? the guy should just stick to tumblr