Hay /mlp/, lets make an average mlp fanfic one sentence at a time.
I will start us off
Once upon a time...
I checked those trips.
Said the Sniper that suddenly appeared.
before being anally violated by a Spy.
So here is what we have.
Once upon a time nyx died forever and wasn't mentioned ever again.
or is it?
Then Starlight Glimmer was best pony Until one day The fire nation attacked because My nuts are a pressure cooker. And With the power of a thousand suns anon came bullets. Then suddenly Lyra was best human, and as best human, she killed herself by complete accident and then was revived by the power of lesbian lovin'. Thus begging the question: what's so funny about peace love and understanding? The answer, of course, is the fact that so many books still get burned. but she was in Australia so she stabbed Twilight Sparkle in the cunt, Forever losing her knife to those dark depths. Twilight Sparkle shouted CRICKEY! Then all of a sudden, it started raining. "Are you crying?" Said the Sniper that suddenly appeared before being anally violated by a Spy. Lyra started masturbating. Then they all came so hard that the fabric or reality was torn apart and the face of god was finally reviled to them. And she opened her clitoris , revealing anons testicles. "you can have these back. I don't need them anymore." The end.
Written by Michael Bay.