Hay /mlp/, lets make an average mlp fanfic one sentence at a

>>26195709
nyx

died forever and wasnt mentioned ever again.

the end

or is it?

Then Starlight Glimmer was

best pony

Until one day

The fire nation attacked

They don't appreciate shitty memes

because

My nuts are a pressure cooker

With the power of a thousand suns anon ,

came bullets.

must cum inside his waifu

Then suddenly

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>>26195888

I checked those trips.

Lyra

Was best human.

and as best human, she

Wanted to cum inside Dainbow Rash.

killed herself by complete accident

and then was revived by the power of lesbian lovin'

Thus begging the question: what's so funny about peace love and understanding?

The answer is

The answer, of course, is

Then TR-8R appears!

The fact that so many books still

Get burned

Lyra couldn't believe her eyes when she saw

Because the jelly landed jelly side down.

but she was in Australia

so she stabbed Twilight Sparkle in the cunt.

Forever losing her knife to those dark depths

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>>26195732
>>26195754

Twilight Sparkle shouted CRICKEY! Then all of a sudden

it started raining

"Are you crying?"

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Said the Sniper that suddenly appeared.

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before being anally violated by a Spy.

Lyra started masturbating.

God then said its spelled revealed you jackass and closed the tear.

/fic

"9/10 it's shit" - IGN

And she opened her clitoris , revealing anons testicles

"you can have these back. I don't need them anymore."

But his name was JOHN CENA

But that's when ISIS invaded Equestria.

So here is what we have.

Once upon a time nyx died forever and wasn't mentioned ever again.
the end
or is it?
Then Starlight Glimmer was best pony Until one day The fire nation attacked because My nuts are a pressure cooker. And With the power of a thousand suns anon came bullets. Then suddenly Lyra was best human, and as best human, she killed herself by complete accident and then was revived by the power of lesbian lovin'. Thus begging the question: what's so funny about peace love and understanding? The answer, of course, is the fact that so many books still get burned. but she was in Australia so she stabbed Twilight Sparkle in the cunt, Forever losing her knife to those dark depths. Twilight Sparkle shouted CRICKEY! Then all of a sudden, it started raining. "Are you crying?" Said the Sniper that suddenly appeared before being anally violated by a Spy. Lyra started masturbating. Then they all came so hard that the fabric or reality was torn apart and the face of god was finally reviled to them. And she opened her clitoris , revealing anons testicles. "you can have these back. I don't need them anymore." The end.

Written by Michael Bay.

Someone record this

>>26196226

I'd pay to watch this in the cinema.