so...i got a sugar star.... so much better than i thought it

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>>26173670
>tfw living in beaner country and despite having the cash can't get one

>>26173697

pic somewhat related...i got the "party pink" color

>>26173670
I'd love to get one, but im usually too damn thick for toys like that. End up having to lube up so much to get into it you barely feel it.

Is Sugar Star that way?

>>26173796
From the looks of it, and from what a few anons have said, Sugar Star seems to be on the tight side.
I know it's smaller/tighter than Mary, if that's of any help.
>tfw finally have money but live with parents.
>feels.png

>>26173670
Please describe what it feels like in exquisite detail.

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I'm a blackstar...
I'm a blackstar...

>>26173670

Now, if a piece of plastic feels that good, just imagine how good a woman's vagina must feel!

>>26174747
Yes, but you see, with a woman's vagina, they come with a whole woman, and if you forget to feed and bath the woman, you're in for a bad time. So plastic is the realistic choice.

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>>26174037
right there with you

>>26173796
All everyone who gets a sugarstar and complains about is about how damn tight they are...so.

>>26174037
>>26175041
Goddamnit.. No horsepussy for me. Why must I have such a massive dong?

>>26173670
I live in yuroshit, would this get me into trouble if I ordered one?

I really, really want one holy shit

>>26174037
The Mary is already very tight and small. Are these toys made for Asians or something.

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OP here.

i have no complaints about the sugar star. only needs a little bit of lube and i start slip and sliding away. yeah, its tight, but thats a good thing. as someone who was married for 5 years...i definately prefer this over a real women. for only $130 i get a piece that will take a dicking whenever i please...doesnt bitch...doesnt complain...doesnt cheat on you with some fucker from craigslist...doesnt take the car and the house in the divorce...

Yes... i am happy with the Sugar Star. got the "Party Pink" color...coz after all....who doesn't want to party in Pinkie?

>>26176697
Did she took all your shit when you divorced?

>>26176761

pretty much left me homeless

but it's been long enough that im all ok with that now...yeah...if i see her again...im gunna have to resist the urge to slap her senseless...but at the same time...she didnt like Pone...so now...i have now filled my life with pone....not to mention filling some other things...hue...so to me...divorce has been the best thing to happen to me.

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>>26176782
I don't really get how SJWs and feminists dare to demand the same treatment as men if they can get away with this bullshit.

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>>26176782

>>26176782
at least you didn't had kids? child services are a bitch

>>26176782
>...
Stop this

>>26176697
I've been thinking of getting one for a while now. How discreet is the packaging? Also, what is the length of it?

>>26176869

packaging is discreet as all hell. has BD industries on the box. as well as an actual name for a sender. as for the length..about 8 inches or so i'd say

>>26177066
Thanks man. I'm going to buy one, take a day off and milk myself dry.

>>26177086

im surprised i have anything left in my sack....

>>26177128
>....
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

I think it's hilarious how everyone always has a fat seven incher as soon as the subject of penetrable toys comes up.

I was debating on whether or not to get a Mary, but I noped the fuck out when I discovered Bad Dragon requires you make an account before you can actually check out anything.

I don't need my name attached to that shit any more than it already would be. I could hide everything else. The packaging's discreet, I can use disposable gift cards no one would ever look up, I can delete confirmation e-mails, but how the hell would I hide having an account there? Once I sign up, that shit would be there forever. I only want ONE thing from there, period.

>>26179662
That shit doesn't matter unless someone subpoenas their customer records. Don't worry so much.

>>26179662
fuck the plastic horse pussy, anon

>>26181426
i'm scared
also I won't have the funds to do so for a while, anyway

They have a celestia one? Or Luna?

>>26181584
They have Celestia and Luna colors for all the equine toys except Chance.

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>>26174747
Honestly vag isn't as nice.

>>26181584
>>26182750
Just get a white one. You can have Celestia and Rarity.

>>26176697
You let the court let her take your shit that was yours?

>>26182871
Celestia is pink, though.

>>26182968
you mean blue?

>>26176782
sorry................................................to...........................hear..........................................that...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

>tfw neet living with mommy so too scared to order one.

>>26173697
Wait, they don't ship to South America?

>>26183092
Animal-themed sex toys are illegal in Mexico.

>>26176801
every time someone says they want equality, I just laugh and say I do too.

>>26183857
what? that's fucking hilarious

>>26183070
>tfw live with ultra conservative dad
>tfw bought the small flared chance
>tfw used it multiple times and no one knows
>tfw no face

>>26183857
>tfw Suddenly cowboy culture in Mexico makes sense.
They're banned to preserve the cowboy way~
If you know what I mean

>>26183857
thats funny. especially considering Mexicans have 'donkey shows'

>>26184156
it would cut in on their business.

god damn...i posted this fucking hours ago and this thread is still here?

man..you guys must really like horse pussy huh?

any more questions about my fake vagina that's modeled after a horse?

>>26184616
Is it fuckable?

>>26184631

that's kinda the point of it in the first place....

>>26184973
Hey, we have to ask. We're not sure if you have it out on a coffee table just as a display piece or something.

>>26184982
I was planning to use mine to keep my coffee mug warm in the car

>>26184982

well..its in my room...kinda...just lying there...not out of sight or anything....but the other people i live with are all and stuff...so if they went into my room...they'd just see some long rubber thing in my room surrounded by computer stuff...video games...and pony merch...they probably wouldnt even notice it from all the other weird shit i have in my room

>>26185029

i actually had an idea....if i was to get the "ponut" model...i wanted to fill it with those tiny fun size butterfingers...then squeeze them directly from the ponut...into my mouth...

>>26185047
that's a sweet idea

>>26185047
Thats not what pone shit looks like.

>>26185088

but...is it what it TASTES like?

>>26185088
Better off using milk duds I guess.

>>26185100

how about

Milky Way?

>>26185125
Jerrrrrb

>>26185125
>>>/trash/905270

>>26185047
Nice.

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>>26174037
>>tfw finally have money but live with parents.
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