>>26156965 Fuck of peasants all you do is grow food, which is sure essential to are society but gives very little chance for social advancement. On the other hand unicorns like Colgate can get high paying jobs like being a dentist and we can fucking levitate shit. And you know what even if you complain about your lot, you can't do anything about it because you can never hope to achieve the level of precision we have with your stupid hooves.
I'm guessing normal would just mean yourself? For example, someone who is already athletic would be better suited as pegasus, while someone strong and who knows how to grow crops would be good as an earth pony and finally someone who is smart would be a unicorn. So, if a person is already smart enough, given time, they could plausibly come close to or even surpass Twilight's amount of power and knowledge. If that's true, regardless of the challenge, I would probably be a unicorn and just be a hermit like Moondancer.
>>26158564 >Twilight's amount of power and knowledge That might take a really long time. Twilight is gifted in magic, you'd be a normal pony who just so happens to be able to use some magic. Your also define by your special talent, which would mean that if you don't have a cutie mark for magic, your most likely not going to have strong magic.
It's like comparing a normal person to a professional sports player, there are limitations that you can do and they are just naturally gifted to get there much faster than you(if you can even get there at all).
Pegasus would easily be the best choice here(out of ponies), unless you want to gamble with Unicorn.
>>26158725 Well, like I said, if you are already gifted or have enough of an interest in something, it would make sense to go with that. Personally, I think learning the magic would be fun and rewarding. Regardless of the risks, I would take it.
>>26156812 Changeling of course. It'd be like being Mystique, which would be fucking awesome. Plus if I got a hard-on for a certain pony, I could make myself look like her and masturbate in front of a mirror.
Changeling serve the queen in ways that will lead to political and social unrest and economic turmoil. Eventually the hive will revolt. Lead the revolution against the queen. Kill the queen her skull will be put on my mantelpiece. Found a i think it's called a Dutch republic. Go down in history as either fool who died fighting the hive using revolutionaries he caused to revolt or as the King of grayish-blue who formed a republic that went on to conquer equestria. Either seems pretty good to me.
>>26156812 Changling I'd want to get the love stuff down to a science. No mess, not a single sick pony. Making friends and loved ones, and no one notices the quiet little town that used to be party central.
No attracting attention or any of that either. Treat it like vampire stuff but less gay.
>>26156812 Unicorn. If some pissy SJW like Glimmer can do time shenanigans, then I should be able to get over starting out as a normal unicorn. Then I can live out my teenage maybe-edgy dream of being the optional super boss.
>Start normal. >Train in healing magic constantly while learning about pony anatomy. Offer my services cheap to poorer families who can't afford good healthcare. >But only to ponies. Everyone/thing else can fuck off. >Wander while doing this to spread my name around. >Keep training until I'm on-par or better than professional healers. Raise my rates only a little bit. Inject a little anti-nonpony into conversations. >Even if they don't agree, they won't say anything because I'm the man that might be saving their life. >Should have good rep by now. Everyone trusts doctors, and everyone LOVES the cheap, effective, "selfless", doctor. >Within 5-10 years, my work will be on par with miracles. Cancer? Not anymore. poneAIDS? Nope. Birth defects? Enjoy that new, normal life little foal. >Should have plenty of money by now. Start seeking out ponies who can help in building a new country >Politicians, farmers, carpenters, traders, other healers, soldiers, construction workers, general magi, etc. >Try to get former patients or their family on board, as they will be most willing. >Toss up the idea of a pony-only utopia, and give a speech about how we can stop things like hunger, disease, and senseless death in those walls. >Appeal to emotion about how I saw so much of that during my wandering days, and how it broke my heart that I could not fix all of it. >Point fingers (Hooves?) at other races causing most of the issues. >Try to re-assure those who are skeptical, but don't force them into joining. >Ruthlessly stomp out obstacles behind the scenes with violence unknown to ponies. >Another 5-10 years later, utopia is in full swing. No non-ponies allowed. >Equestria will stick it's nose where it doesn't belong. >Conflict? >Profit
>>26162918 >Equestria will stick it's nose where it doesn't belong. >Conflict? >You start a war to 'preserve your nation, people, and ideals' >expect everyone to follow you >nope >your ponies turn on you like a pack of jackals cause you can't beat Princess Motherfucking Celestia in a popularity contest
>>26156812 This is assuming I get reborn into some family >unicorn >start doing magic and shit >gain enough attention to get sent to Canterlot >get accepted to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns >but its still the same me, just in a different body with no memories >burn out and flunk out because I've never been good at school >fall off the grid >meet zebras, and use their potions to naturally increase my mana pool >study offensive magic independently >practice in seclusion for 15-20 years >become vigilante >use advanced teleportation magic for transportation >use magic to fix everything >win the hearts of the equestrian people >time to enact my plan >go to Canterlot >defeat all High Court Mages/Archmage/Warlock tier Unicorns >demand that Celestia bow down to me >demand my own kingdom for generic villain reasons
What happens? Do I get my kingdom? Do the elements rofl stomp me? Does Celestia rofl stomp me? Do I beat them and take over? Am I reformed? Or am I left to rot in jail?
>>26163149 >The pony-only nation has done nothing but try to better themselves. >>>26162918 won't instigate conflict because he's from fucking /mlp/. We all know none of us would even try. >Everyone bitches to Equestria that pony-only nation should share their utopia because das raycis. >Political debates slowly devolve into open hostility. >Element asspull on Anonpone "Because he's a villain." >It fails and everyone is surprised. >Popularity suicide inbound. >Equestrians have to haul ass back to Equestria and pretend it didn't happen. >Equestria becomes the USA to pony-nation's Israel. >Pony-nation jews the shit out of Equestria because "Muh attempted assassination."
>>26156812 >you can't be like Twilight Who says? Unless this magical transformation is imposing an immense competency handicap on me, there's no telling how well I'll pick up magic and what the drive to increasing my prowess might be.
I might not start off with a large power pool, being really the only physical thing that needs training outside of a genetic deficiency, but that doesn't mean I can't do my damnedest to get there.
>>26164544 It's not easy to be like Twilight. Twilight's natural talent is magic, yours isn't. You in equestria compared to Twilight is like you in the human world compared to Michael Jordan.
Twilight has a special level of magic prowess that can only be achieved by those who are naturally destined that way. Also given the fact that Twilight is roughly 17 yrs old and have been studying magic for at least 10 years non-stop and you are just about to pop in Equestria at the age of, say, 25, with limited knowledge on magic aside from reflex. Yeah, you're going to need to work your ass off to get to her level, which is why OP states you can't be like her, because extremely unlikely.
>>26165028 Well, a changeling does need to be adaptable in order to fool others. But you most likely wouldn't want to be a changeling unless you liked deceiving others. Adaptability is in itself, adaptable, it doesn't necessarily need to be used for that one purpose. For example, a pegasus or griffon would need be adaptable to different flight conditions. While earth ponies would need it in order to grow different crops in different climates. The same kind of thing goes for the other races as well.
I'm curious, greedy learner, and I love experimenting.
Plus, scuuuse me princess, but Twilight's ace is magic. But it could be raw magic.it is not, but let me dream! While I can have efficiency.I will definitely have something like stamp collecting or dust collecting, but again, let me dream ! And I will be a powerful unicorn !age 30, almost dead, powerful at cleaning floors AND collecting stamps ! Take that friendship !
>>26156812 >Dragon. Yes I will have to suffer the indignities of childhood again but at the same time, I get to grow up to be a friggin fire-breathing nigh-immortal nigh-invulnerable giant who can probably fly AND I still get to have thumbs. Oh and I can eat pretty much anything including inorganic material.
>>26167676 For real. It'd be cool to go to Equestria, but I don't wanna be no bullshit ass horse. Fuck that. I'd rather be a human, or a humanoid species from some other show and just give me some powers so I aint outclassed by all these horses.
Imagine not having fingers anymore, bullshit. How uncomfortable would it be to have finger dexterity to rock like stubs. That's like Hell.
>Fuck the rules, become a D-Dog. >Use human intellect + diamond dog strength to murder local pack leader, assimilate his gang into mine >Do this a few times, amass army of loyal if retarded gorilla-dogs >Take over surface world >Have the enslaved Twilight or anypony sucking my knot-dick every day
unicorn my next move will be to obtain the alicorn amulet(i give a fuck about the side effects), use age spell on my self, now search a way to become alicorn (because i can), keep low profile. OF course i will need to get off poniville after stealing it from zacora, coming back in a few years and conquer equestria muhahahah(of course taking away one of the mane 6 so no fucking harmony shit to deal with), not mess with fluttershy so discord no gona do shit.
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