I am offering you a passage into Equestria.
This comes with a terrible cost.
Your very soul...
Tell me, what are you expecting me to ask of you?
Murder of a close friend? Perhaps, scale a mountain of burning sulfur and brimstone, naked?
Perhaps, being forced to live through the gauntlet of Dark Souls with every death as real as the last.
No, this is something much more simple - much more cruel.
To get your wish...
beat this game:
>this nigga doesn't know
You're a lucky soul
So, which ones made you finally gave up?
Pic related for me. I never got to
Well, you'd certainly have to have
ballsto pull it off.
There is a way to make it easier. Not by much, but it is technically how it was meant to be played, and the real test of skill is to beat it without it.
But really, don't it to get any less grueling.
There are upgrades. Bottom right button after you finish the set. Look up a screenshot to the translated version to see what they do.
Man, a game like this would drive me
Nigger, this game is piss-easy. I just demolished Rabbit on my second attempt. Now that I've figured out where to hit and when to press, it's only a matter of figuring out their throw patterns.
Disregard my previous post. I figured it out.
Seriusly, this is not a hard game. Have none of you niggers ever played Super Baseball 2020?
I really really hope you keep pushing on and face Him.
Also upgrades are for fags, do it the normal way like everyone else did years ago before updates
I never bothered with this game before but I just beat Rabbit
I'm scared of what's next but I got 21/30 on Rabbit
let's do this shit
>Well, it's taking a bit longer to dunk on Owl than I predicted, but I'm figuring him out.
It has begun.
You said it was piss easy.
A baby's game you said.
What hope have you? This kind of man, who will not beat a game for infants, to see his pure love - his waifu?
Truly, no man at all.
Does understanding come? This be your curse.
If you wish to break it free: prove it!
I'll beat your hell forged game OP, and then you'll ahve to grant me the passage to waifuland
the fucking rabbit though
You win this time OP, but I swear I'll beat this game
I shall take my place in Equestria now, OP.
I mean, you shouldn't have been able to.
Well, I suppose I owe you some kind of fate...
As the new gatekeeper. There must always be a Christopher Robin I will tell them the pitch king is dead, and that Anon died with him.
Silly old Anon.
The game has a difficulty curve like that of a space-ship taking off.
There's no secret technique to it.
There are upgrades that won't dos hit by the end of the game.
The game is completely fair with every swing you take.
If you lose, it's simply because you aren't good enough, nothing more.
Oh god, I wasnt strong enough for
TIGER BULLSHIT, but luckily I wasnt cursed to be the gatekeeper of the paradise
Im sorry anon, maybe one day another one will come
I'd love to continue... But I have work today... And just... no...
No, okay, fuck Equestria. I want to know what kind of bullshit demon wizardry Christopher Robin is using.
Actually, better yet, just give me those powers. I'd create a portal to Equestria in no time if I even had a fraction of Christopher Robin's abilities.
I don't want to exist anymore after playing this. I came for a way to get to equestria, not to kill a god of ifinite power, to defeat a demon of unknown ferocity, to destroy a monster that truly belongs in the darkest pit of hell on it's throne. So you know what I quit, it's over.
And I'll foreve be filled with the shame of defeat, untill the morrow.
Dont worry, anon. We are but mortals
Those things, are not natural. Dark magic, demonology, hell I dont know, but there's no shame on losing against them
If you made it past the rabbit, you've done well enough
The game has overtaken me. Christopher has consumed my soul
What chaos gods bestowed such powers on such an innocent child... Lest he be the harbinger of our doom.
Celestia guide my bat, I will defeat this monster and make my claim of paradise.