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>I-I lost...?
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>I-I lost...?
>Anon, I demand a rematch!
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>>26147596
No, fuck you, now I get to take your thousand year old virginity.
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>>26147596
Okay, give me a minute. Humans have a bit of a sexual refraction period.
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>>26147616
>>26147625
Why does it always have to be sex? Why can't we have a cute story where Luna gets upset about losing a board game to Anon?
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>>26147663
Part of the board game involves sex. That's just how games are when they're invented by horses.
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>>26147663
1. Cause this is /mlp/ you strawberry fuckboy
2. Cause that was a BFE refre.
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>>26147596
Luna you already lost all off your sisters fortune and the deed of this castle already.
Im looking foward to see how Sunbutt will react to having to raise people´s taxes cause her sister cant bluff for shit though.
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>>26147596
>mfw I remember a similar greenbait a year ago where a writefag wrote green about how Anon kept beating Luna at a game of chess. It was great.
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>>26147596
No. a deals a deal. Now give me that coupon for one free cheeseburger from McDonald's
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>>26147596
"Nope. I guessed that number of jellybeans in the jar correctly, so I won fair and square. As the loser, you have to fart this ping pong ball into Celestia's coffee."
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>>26147702
>"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE ALL OUR SHIT IN A GAME OF 'GO FISH'?
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>>26147707
Hey, I remember that too.
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>>26147702
>>26147790
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>>26147663
Anon if you want a cute story so much get off your lazy ass and do it yourself. I'll even give you a fair and resonable critique if you do.
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>>26147663
>Why does it always have to be sex?
cuz PTS trained newfags to think that way.
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>>26147783
Is that fucking Zero?
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>>26147702
Ponies better get ready for princess Anon.
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>>26147596
Fine by me, Luna. You may be an Alicorn, but arm wrestling is MY domain.
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>>26147790
>And then both Princesses had to resort to bet their own royal blood for a chance to win back their home and fortune from the pointy nosed ´´Princess Anon´´
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Luna is not a gamer though...
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>>26147596
God fucking damit, I still read it in mat and pat's voices.
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>>26147596
>Deciding to humor the frantic princess, you reposition your arm.
>She readies herself as well.
>The clock counts down once more.
>Three.
>Two.
>One.
>Her foreleg falls once again.
>Luna cries upon realizing that she has completely and utterly lost.
>"Please, Anon, I'm not ready for this!"
>Lamenting the immediate fate about to befall her, Luna makes no move to escape you.
>You ready your instrument of retribution, intent on carrying your sordid act through.
"We all have to live with the consequences of the choices we make. Crying shall not delay your fate, Luna."
>Gazing in fear at you, she frantically begs for mercy.
>Yet there will be no reprieve for her this day.
>Slowly, you insert yourself into her ear and watch her squirm.
>"Anon, this is disgusting!"
"Accept your defeat with grace, Moonbutt!"
>"What enjoyment is there in sticking your wet finger into my ear?!"
"The fact that no other soul could ever do this and live."
>Her tears are music to your ears.
>Such a beautiful night to have a victory.
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>>26150368
I look at this...

>>26147851
And then I look at this...

And all I see is a massively muscular Bowser giving Luna a wet willy, and I just can't deal anymore.
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I have a green that suits this thread.
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>>26147596
>Anon manages to beat Luna at chess without really trying, or indeed even knowing anything about chess
>As Luna demands a rematch, Anon sticks a knight up his nose
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>>26147783
Pure win
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>>26150403
Thanks for that mental picture, will eat a bullet now
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>>26147814
:^)
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>>26147596
*Arin hanson* NO!
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"Okay then Luna, but this time whoever wins has to become a slave to the winner for the rest of their life!"
>the spectators gasp
>Luna laughs
>"We are an Alicorn! We have only been letting you win! This time thy shall lose, and become ours forever!"
>you chuckle internally
>you know she has been letting you win the previous ones, but you truly surprised her last game.
"Okay, let's play a different game, it's called the riddle game, we both have a set amount of time to come up with a riddle, whoever guesses the most riddles wins."
>Luna's face was fazed at first, but she eventually became enthusiastic.
>"We like the sound of this 'riddle' game. Very well! we shall give Anonymous and I 1 hour to come up with a riddle. Then we shall see you is truly better!"
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>>26151608
>you is truly better!
Well that was a quick game
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>>26151723
My English and punctuation is amazing today.
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>>26151608
>You withdraw to another room and think up as many riddles as you can remember
>After 1 hour is up, you return to the ballroom
>"Anonymous! I hope you are ready to be obliterated!"
"I can't wait."
>Luna says her first riddle
>"You are in a room, and the only way out is through one of two doors. One of the doors leads to freedom, the other leads to death. There are two people guarding the doors. One of them speaks the truth, the other is a liar. You may only ask 1 question to each of the guards so you can figure out which door leads to freedom."
>This was a hard one.
> You eventually figure out that if you asked one of the guards that if you asked the other guard if his door lead to freedom, what would his answer be, the door that would lead to freedom would be the opposite of what that guard said, as the guard that told the truth would say that the liar would choose a door that was false, and the liar would choose the same door.
>Luna is frustrated that you figured out the riddle, then it is your turn.
>You decided to be a little bit unfair, and give a riddle that most ponies wouldn't be able to figure out.
>"A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid."
>The ponies and Luna herself are dumbfounded. Until finally Luna realises the answer and puts on a face of disgust.
>"It's an egg! You humans are cruel, stealing from birds."
>the spectators gasp and look offended.
>you just laugh before Luna gives her next riddle.
>"A Stallion dies of thirst in his own home, how is this possible?"
>You knew you had heard this one before. However you're autistic and have aids so you can't remember it.
>fuck.
>holy shit, you remembered.
"He lives in a boat, so he ran out of fresh water!"
>Luna is angered that she lost, however you know that you cannot keep playing this game forever, you're bound to lose.
>It's time to pull out your secret weapon.
>You reveal your box.
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>>26151829
Bumping for slave Luna
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>>26151829
"Since you are a powerful, immortal, all-knowing Alicorn, I know that you are capable of answering this riddle."
>"Of course we are Anon, we will easily answer this one!"
"Okay then, what's inside my box?"
>Silence fills the room.
>"That's not a riddle, your cheating!"
"But I thought you knew everything!"
>"We do!"
"Then answer the riddle! You have 10 minutes."
>Five minutes have passed and Luna is still unable to answer the question.
>"You must give us at least three guesses."
"Very well, I am feeling rather generous today."
>"Nothing?"
"Wrong"
>"Cardboard?"
"No, one guess left."
>Luna is extremely angered, and waits furiously until her time is up.
"Times up Luna, what is your final answer?"
"We do not know, we forfeit."
>You instantly start to laugh uncontrollably as the other ponies watch in disbelief. Eventually you stop.
"I guess that everybody wants to know what was inside the box?"
>Nods and Yeses come from the audience.
>You open the box, and inside there is some shackles fit for a pony and a whip.
>Luna peers inside and looks at you seductively.
>You put the shackles on her and whip her up to the Royal Bedchambers, where you will spend eternity having amazing slave sex.
fin.
I would edit and/or write more but I'm too tired.
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>>26147596
No way, I beat you on a 1v1 only AK now give me all your knives
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>>26147596
There is no rematch. Goodbye
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Greentext inbound so I'm going to bump
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>>26147596
dammit luna, not even kaiba demands that many rematches
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>>26152716
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>>26152716
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT
DISHCJEOKWKXBDWOJWODNE
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>>26147814
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

AEIOU
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>>26147596
Luna, can we please stop?
I'm tired, I'm hungry, this is the seventy second time.
I don't see how you always want to play Go Fish.
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>>26152716
Nah bitch, fucka YOU.
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>>26150368
this fucking perfect.
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>>26150626
this shit's gud
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>>26150626
thats gold
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>>26150626
pastebin would be great
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>>26147707
>>26147804
http://pastebin.com/EVjrRm37
Here you go guys.
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>>26153758
Thank you based anon
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>>26153758
I guess this covers this >>26153644 too.
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>>26153758
Thank you based anon
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>>26153758
holy shit, I never knew I wanted more of this.
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>>26151963
>not having a ring inside the box
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>>26147596
Alright but if you loose again you'll have to pay for a full tank of gas.
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