1. Cause this is /mlp/ you strawberry fuckboy
2. Cause that was a BFE refre.
Luna you already lost all off your sisters fortune and the deed of this castle already.
Im looking foward to see how Sunbutt will react to having to raise people´s taxes cause her sister cant bluff for shit though.
>mfw I remember a similar greenbait a year ago where a writefag wrote green about how Anon kept beating Luna at a game of chess. It was great.
>"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE ALL OUR SHIT IN A GAME OF 'GO FISH'?
Anon if you want a cute story so much get off your lazy ass and do it yourself. I'll even give you a fair and resonable critique if you do.
Fine by me, Luna. You may be an Alicorn, but arm wrestling is MY domain.
>And then both Princesses had to resort to bet their own royal blood for a chance to win back their home and fortune from the pointy nosed ´´Princess Anon´´
>Deciding to humor the frantic princess, you reposition your arm.
>She readies herself as well.
>The clock counts down once more.
>Her foreleg falls once again.
>Luna cries upon realizing that she has completely and utterly lost.
>"Please, Anon, I'm not ready for this!"
>Lamenting the immediate fate about to befall her, Luna makes no move to escape you.
>You ready your instrument of retribution, intent on carrying your sordid act through.
"We all have to live with the consequences of the choices we make. Crying shall not delay your fate, Luna."
>Gazing in fear at you, she frantically begs for mercy.
>Yet there will be no reprieve for her this day.
>Slowly, you insert yourself into her ear and watch her squirm.
>"Anon, this is disgusting!"
"Accept your defeat with grace, Moonbutt!"
>"What enjoyment is there in sticking your wet finger into my ear?!"
"The fact that no other soul could ever do this and live."
>Her tears are music to your ears.
>Such a beautiful night to have a victory.
I look at this...
And then I look at this...
And all I see is a massively muscular Bowser giving Luna a wet willy, and I just can't deal anymore.
"Okay then Luna, but this time whoever wins has to become a slave to the winner for the rest of their life!"
>the spectators gasp
>"We are an Alicorn! We have only been letting you win! This time thy shall lose, and become ours forever!"
>you chuckle internally
>you know she has been letting you win the previous ones, but you truly surprised her last game.
"Okay, let's play a different game, it's called the riddle game, we both have a set amount of time to come up with a riddle, whoever guesses the most riddles wins."
>Luna's face was fazed at first, but she eventually became enthusiastic.
>"We like the sound of this 'riddle' game. Very well! we shall give Anonymous and I 1 hour to come up with a riddle. Then we shall see you is truly better!"
>you is truly better!
Well that was a quick game
>You withdraw to another room and think up as many riddles as you can remember
>After 1 hour is up, you return to the ballroom
>"Anonymous! I hope you are ready to be obliterated!"
"I can't wait."
>Luna says her first riddle
>"You are in a room, and the only way out is through one of two doors. One of the doors leads to freedom, the other leads to death. There are two people guarding the doors. One of them speaks the truth, the other is a liar. You may only ask 1 question to each of the guards so you can figure out which door leads to freedom."
>This was a hard one.
> You eventually figure out that if you asked one of the guards that if you asked the other guard if his door lead to freedom, what would his answer be, the door that would lead to freedom would be the opposite of what that guard said, as the guard that told the truth would say that the liar would choose a door that was false, and the liar would choose the same door.
>Luna is frustrated that you figured out the riddle, then it is your turn.
>You decided to be a little bit unfair, and give a riddle that most ponies wouldn't be able to figure out.
>"A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid."
>The ponies and Luna herself are dumbfounded. Until finally Luna realises the answer and puts on a face of disgust.
>"It's an egg! You humans are cruel, stealing from birds."
>the spectators gasp and look offended.
>you just laugh before Luna gives her next riddle.
>"A Stallion dies of thirst in his own home, how is this possible?"
>You knew you had heard this one before. However you're autistic and have aids so you can't remember it.
>holy shit, you remembered.
"He lives in a boat, so he ran out of fresh water!"
>Luna is angered that she lost, however you know that you cannot keep playing this game forever, you're bound to lose.
>It's time to pull out your secret weapon.
>You reveal your box.
"Since you are a powerful, immortal, all-knowing Alicorn, I know that you are capable of answering this riddle."
>"Of course we are Anon, we will easily answer this one!"
"Okay then, what's inside my box?"
>Silence fills the room.
>"That's not a riddle, your cheating!"
"But I thought you knew everything!"
"Then answer the riddle! You have 10 minutes."
>Five minutes have passed and Luna is still unable to answer the question.
>"You must give us at least three guesses."
"Very well, I am feeling rather generous today."
"No, one guess left."
>Luna is extremely angered, and waits furiously until her time is up.
"Times up Luna, what is your final answer?"
"We do not know, we forfeit."
>You instantly start to laugh uncontrollably as the other ponies watch in disbelief. Eventually you stop.
"I guess that everybody wants to know what was inside the box?"
>Nods and Yeses come from the audience.
>You open the box, and inside there is some shackles fit for a pony and a whip.
>Luna peers inside and looks at you seductively.
>You put the shackles on her and whip her up to the Royal Bedchambers, where you will spend eternity having amazing slave sex.
I would edit and/or write more but I'm too tired.
dammit luna, not even kaiba demands that many rematches
Alright but if you loose again you'll have to
pay for a full tank of gas.