>"I want you to fuck my muzzle, Anon." >"Don't

>>26133330

um ok

>>26133330
I want you to rip off those monstrosities you call wings... but we all cant have what we want now can we.

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OKAY TWILIGHT! I WILL FUCK YOUR MUZZLE SO YOU CAN DRINK MY CREAMY JIZZ JUST LIKE YOU ASKED! AND I'LL MAKE SURE NO ONE WILL HEAR ABOUT IT!

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>>26133330
No.

>>26133330
No, we're talking about sexual harassment here... and I don't have to take it.

>>26133330
Say please. Bitch i dont give a fuck, you want something then you fucking ask me POLITELY.

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>>26133330
You've been hanging out with Lyra too much

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>"Oh? I can see that you are happy to see me, Anonymous."
>"Please, please, allow me to relieve that."
>"Just give me a moment and I shall unbutton those pants of yours with my wings."
>"Such a useful thing, these wings. Did you know that I have full control of them?"
>"I believe I know just the thing to demonstrate."

>>26133349
wew lad

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>>26133429
A wild writefag appears!

I heard those are super rare nowadays

>>26133330
>k
>scoops up hair and holds with one hand
>better open that pretty pony mouth of yours my little princess
>she does
>just as her magic is almost done unwrapping your dick princess celestia walks in
>"Whats going on here?"
>Twilight and anon freeze
>Celestia walks out
>Anon and Twi look back at each other
>Commit Sudoko form embarassment

>>26133429
https://derpiboo.ru/1067936

>>26133429
>Open a thread expecting nothing
>LaP is here
What a lovely day!

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>>26133351
KEK

>>26133330
"Aw, does the petit purple pony princess want Nonny to foozle her shnoozle?"

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>>26133351
>"Anon, could you tell me why everyone is making gagging noises when they pass by me?

>>26133330
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/19/1047336.png

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>>26133622
Goodness gracious Twi, how could I know who is responsible for telling them what you said to me in private.

>>26133652
>Shove it down her throat, sliding in
>The wet, sloppy folds of her tongue caress your cock, saliva and pre coating her throat
>She doesn't gag because horses have no gag reflex
>Hold her head in close, until she simply can't fit any more
>Pull the cap off a black marker, and look down at her throat
>Find a neat little bulge where the tip of your cock is
>Mark a black line on her throat
>Pull out, cum on her face

>>26133712
Beautiful

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>>26133712
>She doesn't gag because horses have no gag reflex
Sorry to ruin your headcanon, but there were puking ponies way back in season one.

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>"Why the buck is your thing hanging out like that?"
>"Oh, here we go! It's getting hard now!"
>"...Fine, come over here and put it in my mouth."
>"I'm tired of seeing that bulge in those stupid pants of yours."
>"I swear to Celestia if your cum taste bad I'm gonna spit it at ya."

>>26133824
She must have some spell to counter the gag reflex

>>26133824
You can get sick and vomit without having a gag reflex.

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>>26133351

>>26133330
https://static1.e621.net/data/eb/3c/eb3c2da93f14b778da176e95d5a8989f.swf

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>>26135632
>>>/trash/

I want more of this

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>>26133330

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>>26133330
TWILIGHT I WOULD LOVE TO ENJOY THE SEXUAL PLEASURE THAT IS OOOORALE SEAAX.

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>>26133330
>>26136531
>be rarity
>you have just finished the perfect dress for twilight and are heading over to her place to drop it off
"why this is a simply marvelous dress, it might be my best work! it'll be perfect for her and Anons stay with Celestia in Canterlot for her birthday celebration"
>as you approach your friends home you hear a noise from behind the door
"i wouldnt want to snoop. ill come back later."
>then suddenly you hear anon shouting
>"OOOH TWILIGHT. THE FEEL OF YOUR WARM HORSE MOUTH IS THE PERFECT RELEASE FOR MY THROBBING PENIS."
>"Anon shhh! someone might hear us."
"I- oh my goodness.. perhaps i should go before i hear too much--"
>"LET THEM HEAR US. THEY WILL BE JEALOUS OF THE RAMBUNCTIOUS AND RAVENOUS SOUNDS OF MY SHAFT SPEWING ITS DELECTABLE MAN MILK INTO YOUR THROAT HOLE!"
>"anon... thats really hot.."
>well.. you could probably stay around for a little while longer
>"OH YES TWILIGHT. LIKE THAT. WHAT A NAUGHTY PONY"

>>26133330
"I'll take 'Things only said in Bizaro Equiestria' for 300, Alex."

>>26133351
>implying they wouldn't just think Anon's yelling pervy things as usual and Twilight dindu nuffin

>>26133429
>LaP
Ayyyyy

>>26136646
Kek

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>>26136646
i want more of this

>>26136646
All I can hear is Gilbert Godfrey as Anon.

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>>26136646

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>>26136972
>>26136531

>>26136972
oh god... Now it's all i can hear, too

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>>26136972
>>26137176

At the risk of sounding like an autist, are random writefags appearing on he board uncommon or common?

Some.people make it sound both ways. I figured that decent writefags that actually wrote were rare, but prompts and asks where common.

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>>26133652
>>26133712
Unf

>>26133872
we need more of this

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>>26133351

>>26133330
>tfw she likes it more than you

>>26138618

Is this actually a real phenomenon?

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>>26138956

>>26138956
>do women also have sexual preferences

>>26133622
>you grip her head mid-sentence and start thrusting your dick deep in her mouth
>caught by surprise, she's so shocked she can't even react
>a few thrusts later, her expression slowly changes to one of pure bliss
>her mind goes blank, completely indifferent to the world around you
>ponies start forming a circle around to watch their princess getting facefucked

>>26139181
>you grip her head mid-sentence and start thrusting your dick deep in her mouth

stuff like this always makes me wonder one thing. How does anon do that while soft? Or is he always in full on boner mode?

>>26139233
Are you implying you wouldn't be at full mast the entire time in Equestria?

>>26139233
It's like a monk reaching absolute control over his body after years of training and meditaion.

You know, but with dicks and pony porn.

>>26139233
>he can't get it up on command

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>>26139233
>Not hard 100% of the time
What are you, gay?

>>26133330
[squelching noises]

>>26139287
I guess i'm extremely gay

>>26139181
https://derpibooru.org/1050027?scope=scpe51e0cd6e74aa04c0aaa3c008f0a90a07b177f9bd

>>26139930
>"H-hey Anon, cut that out."
>"I told you to sto- Nnn... (So salty...)"
>"Unngh... (So big... warm...)"
>"Hmph... Glkk... Mmf... (I love cock in my mouth... yesyesyes...) Mmm..."

I want to lick her armpits

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>>26141306
>horse
>armpits

>>26133872
Some pony needs a hug.

>>26133872
A grumpy pony needs her snuggle wuggles!

>>26133330
bump

>>26141329
legpits, whatever

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>>26144222

>>26140554
Autism
Was that necessary?

>>26144259
How's they even called?

>>26133555
wasted trips
t b h f a m s m h

>>26144484
Full house

>>26144461
i enjoyed reading it

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>>26144548
Full horse

>>26144461
I enjoyed it too, how about you contribute then?

https://derpiboo.ru/1006830

>>26136972
Who?

>>26136646
More.

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>>26144622
whorse

>>26133330
Oh yeah!

>>26137202
about 1 out of three prompts (like this thread was) get a writefag, and half of those writefags stick around for more than one post. About a third of those writefags write a full-on story, and about half of those assimilate into a general, or become their own general.

You're welcome.

>>26147841

Of course the dick has to piss in my face.