You head to the kitchen to see how the new maids are doing but

>>26124535
I get on the computer and hide all uninteresting wat do threads

>>26124535
Ask Pinkie if she's figured out how to seal that crack yet.

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>>26124535
>JJ
>wat do

>>26124695
sieg heil, seig heil, right in der fuhrers face

Ask them not to do anything "lewd" on the premises or the results will be something they would not like.

>>26124535
Do i walk in with feet and see it with my eyes?

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>>26124535
watch silently

>>26124535
I wonder when the fuck I got maids and why these chicks broke into my house to fuck in my kitchen

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tell them wait with that stuff until break or when they get home.

I would let go in them

>>26127786
Press X to let go

>>26124695
ebin maymays, did u get that from le reddit?

>>26124535
>You walk into the room and see this with your eyes
>Pinkie and Octavia stand there, blushing profusely as Pinkie's face is half hidden between Octavia's butt cheeks.
"Well," you say, taking the pipe out of your mouth, blowing out a puff of smoke, and pausing for a moment to take a sip of your single-malt whiskey, "Which one of you would care to explain what is going on, here?"
>Octavia starts to stammer, but Pinkie gets out coherent words first.
>"Master Anon, I'm sorry, it was my fault, we were starting to clean the room just as you asked and Tavi was cleaning the dresser top and I was going to dust the room but I dropped my feather-duster and when I bent down to see it I looked over her way and because she was standing on her tippy-toes her new uniform you got for us was pulled up pretty far and I could see her cutie little patootie and I just couldn't help myself I had to squeeze that tushie and I'm so sorry it'll never happen again I promise Master Anon!"
>You place your corncob pipe back in the corner of your mouth.
"Is that correct, Miss Octavia?"
>"Y-yes, Master Anon... I'm sorry. It was pretty... unexpected."

>>26127836
go on

>>26124535
>push Pinkie aside
>my turn

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>>26127836
Continue please

>>26127836
Replace master with sir and keep going

>>26128207
>>26128248
>>26128526
I would but I dunno where to really go with it.

Tell them to knock it off and get back to work, i don't pay maids to goof off during work hours.

God, what would I even need a maid for?
It's not like I'll own more than just a normal house anyway.
And at that point I'll have a full-time job. I'll barely even be in my house. I guess I could have her cook breakfast for me in the mornings because fuck cooking half asleep.

>>26128820
How about they try to make him feel better or something

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Bend them over and vomit in their mouths before having them shit down my throat.

>>26129000
Trips prophecy your future.
Think about it: you live in a big mansion far away from work where spend a lot of time. Would you rather clean your villa spending hours after long, arduous work and travel, or employ someone to do that and cook for you better than you ever could?

>>26129084
Feel better with their vaginas?

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"Whaaaaat?! So THAT'S where baby ponies come from?!"

>>26129119
I was thinking Pinkie cuddles his ass and then vaginas

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>>26129135

>>26124535

>Leave.
>Have a lengthy chat with my director of human resources.

>>26124535
>JJ
>shitty humanisation
>wat do
Fuck off to reddit

>>26129156
I bet you like mlp, don't you?
Fucking fag.

>>26129084
>after a long day of work
>you return to your inherited castle
>Octavia plays music
>Pinkie cooks
>you let yourself fall back into your couch

>>26124535

why does everybody seem to dislike JJ? I don't get this.

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>>26124535
Quickly and easily pull End of the Faggot Flag away from my musician, and smash the pink haired one into the edge of the table, leaving her bleeding as I kick her out like the shit waifu she is.

>>26127836
>You blow out another puff of smoke.
"Stand up, young lady. Get your face off her ass, already."
>"Yes, sir!"
>You shake your head.
"Follow me."
>You exit the kitchen, heading back into the living room you came from. You plop down in the big leather chair near the fireplace, the warmth of the moderately-roaring fire, adjust your robe, and set your whiskey down on the adjacent end table.
>Pinkie Pie is watching you with her eyes slightly widened, while Octavia is still slightly flushed and doesn't meet your gaze, her hands working to adjust her slightly disheveled maid's skirt.
"Ladies, I work a long, long day over at Twilight's castle. When I come home, I expect cleanliness and decorum, not to see my hired workers engaging in tomfoolery. Is that clear?"

>>26124535

>not hugging Pinkie's ass to keep the chain going

Plebes.

anyone?

>>26129809
more?

>>26129809
>Pinkie nods enthusiastically. "Yes, Sir!"
>Octavia mumbles her response much more quietly. "Of course, Sir."
"Now come here, Octavia."
>"Sir?"
>You pat the arm of your chair.
>She fidgets a little, but walks over and stands beside your chair.
"Why didn't you stop her, girl?"
>You take a sip of whiskey.
>"Sir? She surprised me, I wasn't expecting -"
"I saw the two of you through the doorway before I walked in. You may have been surprised, but you had ample opportunity to tell her to stop, or to move away. Why didn't you?"
>She doesn't respond.
"It's because you were enjoying it, weren't you?"
>"Sir, I..."
"Turn around."
>She starts to blush again, but turns away almost furiously, the line of her skirt twirling.
>And you reach out with left hand, placing it on the back of her leg. You can feel her immediately tense up, then slowly relax. You slide your hand along her thin leggings, tracing a path upwards until you are no longer touching leg but have a firm grasp of her ass in your palm. You can hear her let out a little gasp as you squeeze that handful, the tips of your fingers almost reaching in between the cheeks, if not for the soft fabric of her panties in the way.
"Well, Pinkie?"
>"Yes, Sir?!"
"Come here."
>And Pinkie walks over to the two of you, eyes wide open.
"You were so interested in this ass. Why don't you grab it, too?"
>You say as you give Octavia's butt another squeeze.
>You move your hand up a bit, causing Octavia's skirt to rise up as you reach towards her lower back, giving Pinkie the full view of Octavia's pantied ass.
>You take another puff on your pipe.
"Since she enjoyed it so much before, why don't you take off her panties for the full experience, girl."

bamp

>>26131429
Unf, please more

>>26131429
make her blow air into her butt hole

>>26132561
that would be weird

>>26124535
Dammit Pinkie you don't even work here. Stop messing with my maids and go home!!

>>26133253
rude

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>>26131429

>>26131429
>inb4 octavia has anon's domicile stormed by the guard for sexual harassment

>>26132561
Tick the pipe up her butt and make smoke signals.

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bump

>>26129111
same

I want to put my face in Octavia and Ponkos asses

>>26134086
>not respecting Sir Anon
Plebus detectus

>>26132561
That would put her butt tattoo into work.

>>26135006
>blow all of your steam into her
>she'll leak nice smelling smoke

>>26131429
Waiting for more

>>26138654
there will never be more

>>26124535
Pinkie is going to get pink eye if she keeps that up.

>>26139335
only if we don't start bettering ourselves for our waifus

Penus pokes hole in pants from rapid dong expansion

Would whiz in their weenies

>>26124535
I would chew Octavia's food for her!

>>26133253
that would be funny

>>26132674
only if you think it's weird
which it is

>>26143604
I feel like you are bumping this far beyond what it deserves

>>26143802
>two maids face-rubbing butts
It's like you're not even homosexual

>>26144108
Wait, what? Wouldn't I be straight if I liked seeing two women getting it on?

>>26144122
If you've been indoctrinated with the "homosexual love" idea, then yes. In truth, it doesn't matter.

>>26144543
i really don't understand what you are trying to say

>>26144573
I had carnal knowledge with your mother before she even knew your father.

>>26135006
tick the pipe up her butt and blow

>>26146303
stop

>>26124535
>rape

>>26124535
do a 360 degree turn and walk away

>>26146436
make me

bmpu

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>>26124535
Ask if they'll help sneak the other slaves some food. Being a house nigger the others task me with sneaking out food.

>>26124535
"What the hell is going on here? Why are you in my house? Why are you wearing slutty maid uniforms?"
>"Hi Anon! Twilight thought your place could use some cleaning!"

>>26147530
Bump

>>26124535
pinkies the octavia inside

>>26150185
Good one

>>26126622
>you watch
>silently
>Pinkie continues to do what a Pinkie does
>Octavia doesn't know what to do
>this goes on for a little time

>>26124535
Woe

>>26124535
Why would no writefag take this up

>>26151601
one did , a bit at least

>>26127836
>>26129809
>>26131429

>>26124535
>you watch
>then you die

>>26124535
ECKS DEE