Another pony confession thread? I'm pretty straight but

I'm legitimately more attracted to humanized versions of the characters but would still them in hoers form./spoiler]

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>>26122261

>furry porn turned me gay

Oh, but that's supposed to be impossible!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/RZmhO6R.jpg

http://www.sexpressionists.com/2012/11/how-to-give-yourself-fetish-lesson-in.html

>>26122362
I find literally nothing else but his work appealing and could not imagine myself IRL with anyone but a woman.

I have 10 ideas for some good stories, but have never found the motivation to write them.

>>26122261
I can't into normal pone. I like boobs too much, and crotch tits just don't do it. Human and anthro only.

Also, I fantasize about getting turned into a chick and having lesbian loving with my waifu.

>>26122362
>slippery slope fallacy: the post

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>>26122473
I had trouble giving up humans for ponies until I realized the truth. When I did, it was all pony ass in my porn.

>>26122261
>>26122442
If you jerk off to dicks that aren't involved with women or concentrate only on the dicks, even when they are involved with women, then you are a damn faggot! It's that simply.

>>26122261
I've added several people from this board on steam, but I never talked to them because I'm too anxious and socially inept to do it.

>>26122491
You can lick and suckle boobs.

I would never want to put my mouth on an ass.

Whatever truth you think you're spreading, it sure as hell ain't my truth.

Back when those hypnosis threads were going around, I hypnotized myself into thinking I was book horse.

>>26122594
crotchtits, anon.

>>26122695
I tried that too but with Yellowquiet it kinda worked. For a few seconds I couldn't move my fingers as if my whole hands were hooves.

>>26122711
Those don't do it for me, I'm fairly certain I already established that.

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>this shit again

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>>26122261
This stupid show is slowly consuming my life. Between the merch, art and plushies it is becoming very hard to keep a low profile.

>>26122569
Anon stop being a pussy and start being a good friend for fucks sake. my horsefucker Skype friend never talks to me either

>>26122261
I end every night cuddled up with my tulpa. We spend the time talking about any conceivable subject until I end up passing out. I also accept that this makes me a tremendous faggot.

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>>26122695
>>26122729
>tfw terrible at this brain shit
I've been trying to lucid dream for months now and all I've achieved is decent dream recall. I'll occasionally do a reality check in a dream but I go full retard and don't even notice it. I can't understand how you guys do this, and the tulpafags if they're not all bullshitting are on another level entirely.

I bought a pocket pussy from bad dragon.

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I have never dreamed of pone

>>26122261
I spent three and a half years writing pon but I find myself enjoying my humanized/EQG storyline more than anything else I'm doing right now. Also, no one knows that it's me writing it

>>26123199
I have been lucid dreaming for years, and there is one important thing you need to do. Have the right mindset. Write down your dreams, think about your dreams, and have a lot of willpower. You can't "want" or "wish" to lucid dream, you have to KNOW that you WILL lucid dream. Doubt is a sickness that needs to live your body. Instead of getting more frustrated, get more determined. Never doubt yourself or the dream will turn on you.

I don't have a tulpa, but I assume it is similar. Constantly think about it every day, and don't doubt or stop yourself.

I've been trying to write a fanfic for a few months now but every time I sit down to work on it I'll write a few words then get consumed by the terrible realization that I am literally writing my little pony fanfiction and quit, feeling ashamed. I really do want to write it, just because there are ideas in my head that I want to get out onto paper, but I can never seem to make headway.

>>26123345
It's a little more nuanced than that, but you have the right idea. With a tulpa (or tulpas) the goal should be, rather than never to doubt or question yourself, to convince yourself through spending time with them, and giving them your time, that they are in fact there with you. You don't have to always think about them all the time every second of the day, though if you can, more power to you. What defines a tulpa is consistency. When you talk to, see, or hear them, you know that they are listening, and how they will think and feel about something (or rather, you have a general idea. Deviations from the intended personality can occur, and I see it as growth).
Eventually, they become able to exist in your head without your active focus, which is a pretty common goal for most tulpafriends.

I don't want to cum inside rainbow dash

>>26124285
You want Rainbow Dash to cum inside you?

>>26124304
Damn futafags.

>>26123364
Most people are going to tell you to not work on something unless you feel like it, but they don't realize that only gets you so far. At some point really early in your case you have to make a conscious decision to override that feeling and just work on your story. Set aside time to just write, and have a tangible goal, like 500 words or something. Don't worry about editing and revising, especially if it's your first story. What you want to do is minimize your hangups, and going back over is just going to give you a bunch of reasons not to continue. Also, start small. The shorter your story is, the more likely you are to finish it. Even if it's a 2-3 post story that was inspired by a prompt.

>>26123182
I don't have a full blown tulpa, but I cuddle up with a pillow, pretending it's my waifu, and we just talk

>>26123199
Fuck if I know. To be honest, I really didn't think the book horse hypnosis would work on me.

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>>26122476

>>26124548
Nothing wrong with that, anon. I used to not get enough sleep because I'd have phantom conversations for hours before I fell asleep.

>>26124304
I want rainbow cum to dash inside me.

>>26122261
I have many pony t-shirts that I honestly enjoy wearing in public.

>>26122695
I did that a few months ago. I think it gave me a bit of a tulpa, not sure. I got all these weird, random emotions for a few days. Like the ones I'd expect Twilight to get.
Giddy at the library, ecstasy doing homework, etc. I was fairly spooked

>>26125229
Are you attractive, or at least clean?

>>26125229
faggot
^:)

>>26125238
Not attractive (I've been told I am, but I don't believe it), but yes clean. Honestly, most people have long known me as a harmlessly weird guy, and don't care if I like ponies.

>>26125257
Post a pic and we'll judge you.

>>26125257
m8, I hate to break it to you but they probably say that so you don't aim for them when you inevitably try to purge the normies

>>26122261
I didn't like bloodanon in twiquestria
I've always thought about it, but I've never actually settled on a waifu, but I've come close
I really want to make pony music as a side thing
Before the ride ends for me, I want to make at least one story/piece of music that leaves a lasting impression on my audience
I used to be proud of being a brony
I'm worried that ponies may be one of the few things I have left to hold on to.
I miss the drama and shenanigans /mlp/ used to get involved in
I'm not butthurt over Twilight's wings anymore, but I still think it was poorly executed
I used to be a namefag who didn't contribute anything more than image dumps when those things actually happened and weren't generals
I'm an unabashed faustfag, and will always prefer seasons 1 and 2 over the following seasons, even though seasons 4 and 5 are great
That being said, I think Rob Renzetti deserves much more credit than he's been given for the quality of seasons 1 and 2
I don't hate McCarthy

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>>26122261
'Ponies are shy' was fucking stupid.

>>26122261
I actually enjoy the program and have zero actual sexual interest in the characters. But I shitpost around here.

I have no ponyfag friends because I can't get my friends into this show and I don't want to oppose my stupid horse cartoon on them, horsefuckers are too obnoxious and bronies are fucking no.

>>26125962
...but I would kill for some ponyfag friends to nerd out about MLP though

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>>26125313
Anon how stupid would you have to be to do that.

>>26125318
What if he is just a nice guy, Anon? Must it always end in a shooting with you?

>>26125893
That's right Faustfag, let it all out. The only thing that changed in the show was your perception of it after season 3. Although if they pull off an amazing season like the 5th was, I'd be fucking surprised.

>>26125962
>oppose
The word you were looking for was 'impose'. Stay in school.

>>26126073
Can't believe I fucked that up.

>>26122261

You're not straight any more. You are now gay.

>>26122261
I can't get off to nothing but ponies. I don't dislike women, just don't find them sexually attractive anymore. Humanized or anthro art also doesn't work. No one knows obviously.

>>26125237
I frequent the hypnoponies board.
They actually have that in their disclaimer, believe it or not, of unintended side effects of pony hypnosis.

>>26125893
>I'm an unabashed faustfag, and will always prefer seasons 1 and 2 over the following seasons, even though seasons 4 and 5 are great
>That being said, I think Rob Renzetti deserves much more credit than he's been given for the quality of seasons 1 and 2

I mostly agree, except that I think season 4 was passable, but nothing special. The only really memorable episodes (to me) were the season opener and finale, and the former mostly because of the flashbacks to events that were established in 1&2.

>I don't hate McCarthy

Me neither. Hell, I think the fact that S3 even exists is to her credit. I recognize that she was thrown in the deep end, and had to balance an impossible schedule, idiotic corporate demands and a highly critical fanbase, all without much experience dealing with either. It's still shit, but it didn't break her.

That said, she can't write Dash or Ponk for shit, and resorts to padding out the story a bit too often.

Ponies made me want to be a girl and I have now transitioned, living successfully as a girl for 3 years now.

>>26125935
I'm pretty sure it's a meme to overreact to it.