>'Anon I don't know what kind of erm, 'different' cultural habits you had back on earth, but you can't do that here in Equestria!'
What? Killing a talking cow or turning said cow into a big beefy cheeseburger, with cheese made from said cows own milk and bacon from pigs living on the same farm? I'm sure Applejack will forgive me.
Aww, come on! It's basically tradition to set the Yule Goat on fire.
"You can't stop me from following in Boss's footsteps, Miss Twilight."
>"I'm still stopping you from choking out everypony and dumping them in another part of town!"
"That sounds like a challenge, bookworm."
>"It's not a chal--"
"Now, where are your friends?"