>>26109134 I ain't denying the succulent flavors of such classics, but you don't understand how much I love peanut butter. Also, I do not decide what Grandma Anon wants, and she wants her goddamn Thanks-A-Lots.
>"Ummmm, ummm, yeah. >"Uh, let me get my wallet in ths pile of ga..." > "I mean, let my uh, go find my w-wallet." > Looks for wallet > Sounds of rustled cans and papers can be heard > The distinct smell of body odor, old pizza, and shit emminate from the opened door" > The little filly regrets ringing the doorbell >"M-mister, I think I'll j-just go...." > "NO! No, don't go!" The fat neckbeard says just before he trips over his filth. > He groans a mighty "AHhh", and then gets up > "I have my wallet! I can buy your cookies." > The fat neckbeard tries to change his composure. > " Like, who would pass up a chance to get some delicious cookies from a cute, little filly like you!" > He shows his green, mishapen teeth in a smile to emphasize that what he said was a joke > The filly scout shivers and backs away a bit > The neckbeard gets closer > He realizes what he just said > "Oh, I'm not a pedophile or anything. I'm joking." > " I mean, sometimes I fap to lolis and foalcon, but I'm not a...." > He stops talking > Attempts damage control > The damage has already been done > "Yeah. I 'll uh. Buy cookies." > The filly's ears perk up at the chance of getting way from this guy right away while still getting cash > "What will you have, sir?" She says while mustering up the nicest facade one can to someone of his kind > "I'll have twenty boxes of thin mints, twenty boxes of caramel deLites, and thirty boxes of Samaos." > "Holy shit!" The filly mutters silently > "Okay, be right up." > She hands him his cookies > The neckbeard hands her crumpled currency with his cheese puff stained hands > She begrudgingly takes it, smiling uneasily > "Yeah, thanks for the cookies. Um, sorry for spilling my sphagetti everwhere." >"T-thank you" > The filly walks off thinking about how such a horrible situation can turn into something so great > She looks at the dirty ands sighs > "Well, off to the next door!" > End
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