Is this just what you do all day, Twilight?
Make glasses of chocolate milk just to waste them in an attempt to get a rise out of people?
Don't you have anything better to do with your life? You're a goddamn princess.
>"OH, I HAVE A PROBLEM, ANON!"
>"I CAN'T STOP DOING IT!"
>"THIS IS MY LIFE, NOW!"
>"I NEED HELP!"
>"Now, I shall have nothing to stop me..."
Meanwhile, a certain OP was getting more and more frustrated at his own stupidity.
>You drink the possessed chocolate milk
>Suddenly, your breath catches in your throat, as the demon takes control of you
>You proceed to murder twenty-five ponies via poisoned chocolate milk before you yourself expire
BAD END. Try again?
>The milk starts to boil.
>"SILENCE! I do not have time for this. I must begin my bloody rampage."
>Before your eyes, the milk fades back out of reality.
>...The kitchen is dark again.
>And so your quest begins.
Gets a new glass of milk, combines it with gasoline and surrounds it with five candles in a star formation. Lights a match and drops it into the glass of milk setting it on fire.
Or we could have been two different Anons. One Anon says something along the lines of "Don't do anything I'm getting Twilight" then while he is gone I did the ritual.
All right, we'll have three Anons. No more than that, because I don't want to have to keep track of twenty.
>Anon 1 goes to retrieve Twilight. She doesn't respond to the "Twiggy Piggy" comment, and when told that "evil shit happened with the chocolate milk" she simply nods, not doing much else.
>Meanwhile, Anon 2 assembles a quick ritual with a potion of milk, chocolate syrup, and gasoline. Nothing happens.
>Anon 3 attempts to check dubs. Dubs are checked.
>Anon 3 also attempts to impersonate the OP. Nothing happens.