Let's say that, hypothetically speaking, you are teleported to Equestria. Catch is, you've become a pony.
What is your Cutie Mark and newly exclusive talent?
Post pic of preferred butt tattoo if you can, green if you want.
>cherry cocktail cutiemark
>plays volleyball in tiny pink bikini
>sculpts BAMF sand Poseidon sculptures for tourists
>serves drinks to all the ponies on the beach for mad $$$ at poolside bar
>stargazes on bed through yacht bedroom sunroof until falls asleep each night
>has a pet dolphin who sings lullabys through the ship hull as I sleep
Tattoo: Monkey's fist knot.
Points if you get the wordplay.
Talent: Extreme durability.
Usage: I'd probably end up as a personal guard for the royalty, since I'd be a fine meat shield.
>Finally I can be someone useful.
>It's a stupid frog face.
>Only good for shitposting on the ponynet.
Pretty much everyone is good at something.
I'd probably have a pen, you might have a picture of Moot.
My special talent is making /k/ mad.
I'd probably have nothing.
captcha: sorrow eyaltipe
My special talents? posing, calling in flight plans, being in charge here.