>"Anonymous, I need you to stop replacing my bookmarks with photos of your penis."
>"Anon, you are the only human in Equestria. Do you think I am stupid?"
>"Exactly Anon. They all have our same coat colors, so it is obvious that yours looks like a different kind of green"
>"I have read plenty of anatomy books." "It doesn't look like anything here in Equestria."
"MY DICK ISN'T GREEN, YOU STUPID CUNT.
IT'S A MASK, TWILIGHT. A FUCKING MASK."
>Anon unzips his dick for Twilight to witness.
"YOU SEE!? DOES IT LOOK LIKE-!"
>"NO, IT DOESN'T, ANON! YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, NOW PUT THAT THING AWAY!"
>Anon rezips his dick
>"Why do you even wear a mask, anyway?"
"Because I'm an all-purpose self-insert character for losers on the internet to enact their sexual fantasies through."
>Spike quickly takes a photo of
>"Girls girls! come quick, Anon showed me his small pathetic dick"
>Twilight immediately shows the pic to every other mane 6
>Anon could never get laid ever again
Thanks for playing, this was hilarious.
"Joke's on you, I'm in an infinite number of universes."
>Anon beams out of existance while flipping Purple Horse the double birds.
>Twilight then goes upstairs alone to masturbate to Anon's dickpic.
I'm just pulling last-minute bullshit out of my ass, just as you are.
Just admit that you just hate to lose.
I am not even OP and just grabbed the prompt out of boredom. It was my plan all along to fuck you over. About time Twily had her revenge on your retarded antics, anyway.