>"Anonymous, I need you to stop replacing my bookmarks

>>26098161
"This last one wasn't a photo."

>>26098161
Actually...I could see that idea taking off as a fun little novelty of the sort sold at a Spencer's or Hot Topic. Imma streal it, thanks.

>>26098201
that was oc, do not steal

>>26098181
Underrated post

>>26098161
I thought your books could use a hardcover.

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>>26098251
Fuck off, Carlos!

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>>26098251

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>>26098181

>>26098161
how do you know its mine?
even more questions have arose (not unlike a certain muscle right now)

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>>26098315
>"Anon, you are the only human in Equestria. Do you think I am stupid?"

>>26098407
You're right. I'm the only human "here."
But there's an entire mirror universe full of "special" humans, isn't there?

I know all about the Flash Sentry body pillow, Twalot.

>>26098407
Wait, how do you already know what a human dick looks like? I've never shown it to you so how have you seen it before?

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>>26098484
>"Exactly Anon. They all have our same coat colors, so it is obvious that yours looks like a different kind of green"
>>26098485
>"I have read plenty of anatomy books." "It doesn't look like anything here in Equestria."

>>26098561
"MY DICK ISN'T GREEN, YOU STUPID CUNT.
IT'S A MASK, TWILIGHT. A FUCKING MASK."
>Anon unzips his dick for Twilight to witness.
"YOU SEE!? DOES IT LOOK LIKE-!"
>"NO, IT DOESN'T, ANON! YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, NOW PUT THAT THING AWAY!"
>Anon rezips his dick
>"Why do you even wear a mask, anyway?"
"Because I'm an all-purpose self-insert character for losers on the internet to enact their sexual fantasies through."

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>>26098561
>Green dick

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>>26098637
>Spike quickly takes a photo of
Anon's dick
>"Girls girls! come quick, Anon showed me his small pathetic dick"
>Twilight immediately shows the pic to every other mane 6
>Anon could never get laid ever again
Thanks for playing, this was hilarious.

>>26098691
"Joke's on you, I'm in an infinite number of universes."
>Anon beams out of existance while flipping Purple Horse the double birds.
>Twilight then goes upstairs alone to masturbate to Anon's dickpic.

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>>26098720
Way to act like a 15 year old, Anon.

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>>26098735
I'm just pulling last-minute bullshit out of my ass, just as you are.

>>26098760
Just admit that you just hate to lose.
I am not even OP and just grabbed the prompt out of boredom. It was my plan all along to fuck you over. About time Twily had her revenge on your retarded antics, anyway.

>>26098808
>>26098760
You're both special and unique.

Now shut up and go away.

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>>26098251
Very nice.

>>26098161
At least you still know where you left off at.

>>26098637

>"Why do you even wear a mask, anyway?"
"..."
>"A lot of loyalty for a covered face!"

>>26098161

What's the matter? Too distracted when you try to read?