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Since old thread hit bump limit and some namefag decided to make a poor excuse of a new thread without new content.

Here's the lewdate,
Rest of the comic is in:
http://marble-pie.tumblr.com/

Ketchup png here for those in favor of convenience:
https://fuwa.se/f/eZZKEI.png
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>>26098040
Oh, oh my
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First for throbbing futa horse dongs.
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>>26098040
Lewd!
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>>26098040
>my innocence
Better than expected
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Refreshingly Straightfoward
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>>26098040
My innocence, my god
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>>26098040
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Nice
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>>26098040
Full expansion pack with two DLCs and a month of free membership in my pants.
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>>26098040
didnt expect that dialogue.

it makes it all so much sweeter.
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>>26098040
Oh Lawd I just noticed Maud has stars in her eyes in the first panel.
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>>26098040

Broken. It is good. But I am broken.
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>>26098040
>Come home from work
>Checks thread
>MFW
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>>26098040
Fucking great panel.

Poor Marble, though, she made this party possible and she's getting no naughty fun.

Anon's cock 'n balls must be enormous, and Limestone must comment on it with the quickness.
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haha, i laugh so hard , good job, i follow this comic from begin
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>>26098149
>>26098160
>>26098162
Either samefag with shitty grammar
or
three anons just had a stroke.
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>>26098184

(din)
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>>26098040
Well done, I patiently await MOAR.
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At least the annoying tripfag uses the same obvious pictures over and over making him easy to recognize.
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>>26098184
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>>26098040

yes
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>>26098040
<3
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>>26098040
aaaw yes
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>>26098184
oh no, you got me
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>>26098040
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>>26098040
Beautiful. Notify The Louvre
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>>26098040
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>>26098040
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>>26098040
Anon truly is, The Rock of Ages
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>>26098040
Jesus
Why can't IDW get people as good as you.
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>>26098040
Poor limestone, already spending her life being a second applejack, and now she's suddenly almost accidentally raped by random ape.
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>>26098278
>>26098255
WITCHCRAFT!
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>>26098040
>you will never get a faceful of Maud
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>>26098040
>that coloring.
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>>26098040
I love you drawfag
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>>26098351
Try harder, Carlos
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>>26098040
aaaaaaaawwww yeeeeeah
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Derpibooru named this comic "marble's ramble"

I suppose it's not your input, OP? It's just "Pie's adventure?"
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>>26098384
I know, right? The subtle coloring gives me a fucking hard on.

>>26098040
>you will never smother a sexually repressed and conflicted mare with your adonis cock
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>>26098040

Ooooooh yes!

That's some high quality stuff that is!
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>>26098184
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>>26098351
You can do better than that, Carlos. I mean really, it's not that tuff.
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>>26098040
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>>26098040
Maud approves, but Limestone does not approve of this position, Maud's like is especially good.
If Marble and Maud could work together, maybe they will be able to help Limestone in this... delicate situation.
If their parents won't come first and saw them like this, first, that is. It's like one of my Japanese animes.

"I only wanted to pick up a rock",
Anon, 2016.
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How will Marble react when she sees this?
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>>26098040
HAPPENING
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>>26098506
You mean limestone?
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>>26098516
uh
we already see how limestone is currently reacting
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>>26098040
Looks like that Anon boy done got his hand caught in a cookie jar, Wonder how he'll get out of this mess *Cue dramatic steel-guitar lick*
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>>26098403
it's the name of the tumbrl, you git

http://marble-pie.tumblr.com/
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>>26098040
Oh Pencils, why you so based?
What did we ever do to deserve you
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>>26098494
>You try to pick up a rock
>You end up having sex with three mares
It's like one of those point and click adventures that troll ends you on every wrong choice.
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>>26098040

why must you allow anon to take limestone's innocence like that?

she wanted to remain pure!
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>>26098605
He is the reward we got for getting through the Scruffening
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>>26098040
>my purity
>my innocence
anon is a playa, but dear god my sides
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>>26098625
>no stallion will ever wed her now
>Equestrians are Muslims when it comes to virgins
>she will most likely be executed and her aging parents will have to take over the farm
>Maud has also been executed, leaving Marble to take over the farm
>she dies sad and lonely
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>>26098040
Maud has a great thirst.

...not sure if OOC.
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>>26098647
I guess you could say...

Anon's dick really SLAYS.
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When does Pinkie show up?
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>>26098693
Chapter 2
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>>26098693
Never because Pinkie worst Pie.
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>>26098040
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>>26098040
Art is amazing, story is shit though. Too wish fullfillmenty for me
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>>26098700
>chapter 2
H-how long is the ride going?
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>>26098719
probably as long as Pencils can keep up with it.

So far he seems to be a marathon master.

>captcha is pies.
very fitting for the thread
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>>26098647
>>26098693

when she learns that the monster known as anon wrecked her family's farm and stole her sister's innocence.
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>>26098700
>Chapter 2
>mfw I thought this was a one time strip
>mfw nigga just said chapter 2
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>>26098719
don't you know? it never ends
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>>26098040
BASED!
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>>26098759
Like The Chase?
>mfw still only on chapter 200
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>>26098700
OH SHIT
YOU
I LOVE YOU MY FRIEND
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>>26098789
The Chase is shit.

I stopped reading around chapter 200 months ago.
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>>26098700
One question, how long do you plan to make each chapter?
Two question, will you make any fun plot points involving Holders Boulder?
Three question, when/if the main six arrives into the story, would you maybe make Fluttershy a huge buttfan? Have her crave to massage those manly cheeks with her hooves? So much that she may even accidentally slap his butt a little while daydreaming?
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>my purity
>my innocence
>this was my first BJ and its with him!
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>>26098871
What did you not like about it? I think it certainly has its flaws (the constant "muh slaves to biology" bits are tiring as hell, for example) but I haven't given up on it.
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>>26098040
i want an uncensored version of anon penis
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>>26098871
>chapter 200
What, in the fucking fuck needs 200 chapters to be resolved?
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>>26098738
I look at it like this: I would draw every day anyway, Might as well be this, so I get to draw ponies more and have good reasons to pose them in different ways than your usual pin up schlock.
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>>26098040
>My purity!
>My innocence!
DINGLE DONGLE BITCH
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>>26098955
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh no no friend.
That's not even half the fic. If I recall correctly it has 700+ chapters, and NONE of them are below 4000 words.
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>>26098937
That's one thing I really didn't care much for, another being the feeling as if it was tilting towards a feminist angle.
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>>26098957
Fuck man, you're my hero.

Thank you for doing this.
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>>26098975
Well... I mean I can see it, but it fits to a point. Equestria seems to be tilted that way at any rate, although since it is basically AU I suppose the author could have done a more neutral stance.
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>>26098040
will our hero recharge and find out that the source of his power is pony innocence?
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>>26098144
Maybe it's because she's a juke...box... heeroooo...
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>>26099001
these numbers can't lie
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>>26098957
It's funny, I became close friend with an anon on this board and you remind me of him.
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Pretty talented
Scandinavian.
Sleeping problems
Introvert
Still bro as fuck
Also he discovered himself to be bi, maybe you'll end up this way too.
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>>26099030
i read puke box
kek
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>>26098974
Fuck, that's Diary of a Madman levels of autism.
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>>26098040
THEY TYRANNICAL TEABAGGER STRIKES AGAIN
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>>26098974
>>26099051
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/185272/the-chase
Reading the description and tags it just seems to be a very long OCXDerpy smutfic.

Also this reminds me, did the guy who was doing Austraeoh finish his shit? Did he gave up?
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>>26099065
he 360noscoped 3 pones at once while unconcsious, if that doesn't call for a teabagging I don't know what does
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>>26099068
I did read that story till chapter 40-ish, after that it started getting shite

Does anyone knows if it gets better again later?
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>>26099051
I have a friend from fimfic (no one big, all he has written so far was an autismal frozen/mlp crossover that he wisely abandoned) who talks with him, and apparently he spends the majority of his day watching mlp and taking notes.
So I wouldn't be surprised if he actually had autism.
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>>26098040
>inb4 Maud tries to bite his dick off.
>inb4 his boner gets harder than rock.
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>>26099112
Maud isn't even in close proximity to his dick
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>>26099105
That's an almost creepy obsession-levels of commitment to a fic.

>>26099068
My issue with the thing was that I started reading it because it was a comedy about Derpy chasing this poor fucker like a Pepe le Pew cartoon.

And then it turned into this weird serious drama thing and kept on going.
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>>26099135
And going...
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>>26099128
well not with that attitude she isnt
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>>26099112
What the feldspar happened to your eyes?
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>>26099112
how should Maud bite his dick? Limestone is munching on it right now
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>>26099135
this reminds me of another fic I saw on fimfiction a few years ago, it was about some dudes pitch black alicorn OC mary sue, didn't even try to hide his flaming autism and also said that his story would never end or something like that.

someone know the name? I feel the urge to make a comparison
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>>26098040
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>>26099210
I guess there's enough to go around?
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>>26099229
I don't, but credit to kudzujaiku, he at least put a lot of thought into his fic. Overall I like the plot, even if it moves at paces a damaged Dalek could outspeed, and the character development is pretty decent as well. I feel like the author tries too hard to make literally everything a factor. Plus there is a lot of deliberate OOC. It's noticeable, but seems to be extrapolated from some semblance of reason.
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>>26098063
>>26098103
>>26098156
>>26098272
>>26098277
>>26098281
>>26098300
>>26098392
>>26098402
>>26098437

Aaaaaaand here comes the

>UNF UNF
MUH DICK UNF

shitposting.
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>>26099245
Maud never saw a hand before. Its like having 5 little dicks in your face and she is sucking one.
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>>26099271
>>26098040
>UNF UNF
MUH DICK UNF
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>>26099288
you know you're doing something children do right?
>"don't write on the wall"
>writes on the wall
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>>26099245
That's the question: Does pencils stay true to the greek standards of beauty or is Anon going to be packed?
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>>26099309
You know you're doing something a lot of faggots do right?

>"Stop sucking dick!"
>continues to suck dick
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>>26099128
>>26099185
>>26099210
I obviously meant Limestone, Derp.
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>>26099316
of course greeks were growers
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I'm new to this, on average how quickly does the artist push out new pages?
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>>26099360
At least one, usually two a day.
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>>26099332
are you admitting to sucking dick?
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>>26099350
not with their GDP, though
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>>26099229
You're not talking about Mykan are you?
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>>26099271
UNF UNF MUH DICK UNF
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>>26099370

Excellent. I finally have something to look forward to everyday.
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>>26099389
Indeed, it's been a fun week and a half, where you been?
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>>26099271
this is the thread music now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89tgpzE4qkY
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>>26099409
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>>26099271
thanks for feeding the trolls, dipshit
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>>26099401

Busy with work stuff, I'm currently tired as shit. Will OP deliver another page today? Or is this the final page for today?

I noticed OP is absent so he must be doing something.
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>>26099350

nah, big dicks were seen as comical to greeks
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>>26099343
Just giving you a hard time.
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>>26099466
Hence why politicians are so easy to make fun of
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>>26099480
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>>26099466
Biggus Dickus is now three times funnier.
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>>26099447
Dunno, he's a Finnish insomniac and this is today's first page. Might be a few hours at least. Might put a preview out or not. Process that information as you will.
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>>26099371
>That shit damage control
Not that anon, but get back to sucking faggot.
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>>26099401
That's a pretty Flutterbutter. Wish I could draw, I'd clean it up and throw some flats on it but I can't draw and if I can't clean it up, flat's'd probably look extra shit. Crayons on a Picaso basically.
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>>26099523
not that anon as well, but maybe you should show him how to do it, just in case.
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>>26099523
>implying it's damage control
no. I just thought it was a shitty comparison. at least my thing made sense.
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>>26099534
In this case you should go, I'm sure he would rather an expert show him than someone who doesn't even go near them.
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>>26099271

Fuck off EQD
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>>26099552
dont be modest you cock sucking legend
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>>26099527
Artist is asadama on DB if you was wondering
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>>26099576
I insist, after you supreme cocksucker god overlord.
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>>26099571
Worse, an apple ishit user.
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>>26099508

I'm guessing he will probably deliver later on then.

I hope he does because I need to stay up and looking forward to something will help me stay awake.
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>>26099409
i do love when pornstars/producers show a sense of humour.
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>>26098040
Imagine if ma and pa walked in on this sight.
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>>26099628
He would trip over her and they would end up 71-ing with Anon.
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>>26099493
I have a gweat fwiend in woam named Biggus Dickuss....
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>>26099650
He has a wife, you know...
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>>26099650
that was a weird movie.
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>>26099350
Greeks liked little boys too much.
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>>26099685
She's called... 'Incontinentia'.
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>>26098974
700 chapters? Wtf! Where is this story located? I MUST POWER READ IT!
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>>26099748
its shit

i refuse to find it for you
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>>26099748
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/185272/the-chase

863 chapters.

EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE FUCKING CHAPTERS.
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>>26099350

They also fucked little boys.
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>>26099527
I know this artist, lol. I mean, did't expect this image here.
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>>26099820
Fuck, that's autistic.
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>>26099820
>>26099780

I am a masochist I can take it.
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>>26099836
AND IT'S STILL GOING.

HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU WRITE EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE CHAPTERS AND NOT BE DONE WITH THE STORY?
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>>26099853
everyone says that until the fist goes in the asshole.
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>>26099864
So, how tempted are you to read it and find out?
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>>26099820
Well apparently there is a prequel and character personality test results for each character. Autism levels are off the charts with this one! I may have to shower between chapters.
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>>26099316
Funfact: Michelangelo's David has a small dong for a reason. You might think he looks confident from that angle, but from the perspective of, say, a giant, he looks absolutely terrified.

There are supposedly other hints too, like veins popping out where they're normally hidden (suggesting that his blood pressure is sky high). I've only heard about the latter tho.
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>>26099912
I forgot, his stance is a hint too. You can see him slightly, almost subconsciously leaning away from whatever he's facing.
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>>26099893
Not at all. I'm this guy>>26099135

I actually started reading it when it first popped up on the site.

I gave up on that thing once it stopped being a fun little comedy story and went into some weird love triangle drama thing that just wouldn't end.
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>>26099820
At an average of ~4000 words per chapter, that's 3 452 000 words.

I think that's literally a world record.
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>>26099976
fimfiction shows the total as 2.1 million. Fallout still has it beat i believe.
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>>26099820
WHAT THE FACK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT
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>>26099990
PH maybe
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>>26099864
>>>26099864
>2,171,445 words
WAHT
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>>26100034
Pretty sure PH is not the longest. Then again the author (who is a massive faggot of whom I have had the misfortune of meeting in person) is writing a sequel and who knows, maybe he'll drag that one out too and try to beat his record.
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>>26100063
>misfortune of meeting in person
from autist to 10, how was the meeting?
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>>26099976
>>26099990
Niggah you guys are all newfags who haven't heard of the Austraeoh series.

http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=category&user=32973

Just calculated that the current total is 2.600 000 words. And the guy is still going.
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>>26099976
The longest novel ever physically published has 1,954,300 words.

The longest single volume novel has 1,100,000 words.

Basically, lengthy ponyfics have obliterated the world records and would be literal doorstoppers if they were published in one volume.
...Actually, they wouldn't even be doorstoppers. They'd fall through the damn floor.
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>>26100082
Does that count as one story?
>>26100096
The longest work of fiction is still a Smash Bros fan fic.
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>>26100107
Word count?
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>>26100119
3.5 million.
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>>26100123
Three point five mill- Holy mother of god...
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>>26100145
http://www.dailydot.com/fandom/proust-longest-fan-fiction-super-smash-bros-teen-titans/
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>>26100145
oh and that is old information. I just looked it up and it apparently passed 4 million words. This shit is still going on.
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>>26100177
I...How?

How the hell do you make a story last that goddamn long?
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>>26099409
>>26099617
>i do love when pornstars/producers show a sense of humour.
Who doesn't
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>>26100188
Gonna deliver the final blow to you.

It's a sequel to a 90.000 word story.
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>>26100206

Well, fuck.
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>>26100234
I guess technically it is not a sequel but it does have a prequel.

Because that story is also not complete
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>>26100080
Well that's the thing; he doesn't look the part.
He's just a baby faced bitch boy who can't raise his voice to save his life.
He has however visited a certain thread on this board a few times and made an ass of himself when someone challenged his views on God and Religion. The faggot started throwing out flash card responses like a reddit tier atheist.

desu it's hard to explain in one post but let me assure you.

If he got hit by a bus, the only thing that would come of it would be all the extra oxygen he would have otherwise wasted.
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>>26100277
..How'd you meet the guy, anyway?
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Ahh, nice and easy pages for a change.
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>>26100317
AW SHIT
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>>26100123
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>>26100317
I think you forgot to color whats-her-face in the second panel.
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>>26100317
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>>26100317
SUGGESTIONS

Remove exclamation points from Maud's dialogue.

>Please stop! You are making it worse!
Contractions my friend.
>Please stop! You're making it worse!
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>>26100317
KEK from outer dimensions!
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>>26099820
Its 2 million words. I feel the urge to tell the author to kill himself.
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>>26100335
No, she's just pale from terror.
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>>26100317
I really hope Marble rips a decent fart during all that exertion
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>>26100335
I dont think theres anything to colour. only her pupils really need it.

>>26100317
I dont know who has it worse, Marble or Limestone. poor girl must be panicking so much for her sister.

Maud is having a great time though.
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>>26100369
Don't.
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>>26100317
What a way to go for Limestone.

Went from a pure farm girl to choking to death on dick.
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>>26100372
fuck you, that would be funny
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>>26100317
I hope her father finds out and forces Anon to merry her with a shotgun.
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>>26100317
>This is how I die?
I'd say not a bad way to go, but maybe Lime isn't isn't xenophilia
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>>26100382
Please don't.
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>>26100277
I thought that image said something different. Oh well, here's the protagonist of his story from chapter 40-something onwards.

>literally a black and red cyber alicorn descendant from Twilight Sparkle
>Merges souls with Luna
>has twins with a gay character who only goes straight for her
>dies at least 4-5 times (I lost count)
>more anime 'references' than I care to count though in truth when I say "reference" I mean he plaigirize several animes by ripping scenes directly and copying them word for word; FMA Brotherhood, Ghost in the Shell primarily off the top of my head
>Dies at the end, again
>Her soul somehow inhabits a 'blank' copy of her body made from the stolen magical goo of Discord
>she's now the immortal fuckbuddy of the protagonist from the original story

I would go on but honestly there's so much bullshit that I have forgotten some of it, and most of this is better understood if you've read PH and the Original.

Not that I would suggest you read such a steaming pile of shit.
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>>26100373
Is it really directly in her mouth though? I'd imagine the shaft is merely resting on her lips.
Not that it is much different. But less likely that Limestone bites down on anything.
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>>26100382
You know you're supposed to be above 18 to post here, right?
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>>26100390
Well now I have to.
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>>26100300
Eh, me an a bunch of folk met up at EFNW and I ran into him in the lobby. I also saw him around and at a few panels.
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>>26100369
>>26100382
Should've added a nonchalant 'haha' to throw me off, but no, I don't like your fetish.
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>>26100398
whats your point?
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>>26100317
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Here's the fixed dialog.
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>>26100382
What's funnier is the thought that you would suggest such a dumb idea.
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>>26100410
you know, not everything has to be a fetish. Sometimes, believe it or not, it has nothing to do with sex.
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>>26100414
kek
mauds deadpan delivery is always entertaining
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>>26100096
Fanfiction is a literary joke in part because the faggots that make these bloated nothing stories interpret "the more words and bigger the story, the better it is!" and is certainly not helped by a readership that shares this mindset. Fuck's sake, one of FO:E's biggest selling points is "it has a lot of words".

There's no appreciation toward succinct, concise storytelling because everyone is obsessed with filling them with as many words as they can to pad it out and make it look big. A related issue to this is the amount of purple prose and unclear word usage to pad shit out, which just clutters the whole thing up because the author decided to rewrite a fucking thesaurus instead of a story.
I saw praise be given to someone for describing a drop of rain falling in 1,000 words. When the fuck are you ever going to need that many words to say "a drop of rain fell"?
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>>26100414
Just noticed, but
>tfw no warm Marble belly rubbing against your bare ass
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>>26100416
yeah well thats your wrong opinion
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>>26100412
That you should stop posting before you get banned for being underage.
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>>26100448
eh, nah you're a cunt
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>>26100427
>you know, not everything has to be a fetish. Sometimes, believe it or not, it has nothing to do with sex.

Do you...do you know where you are?
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>>26100392
I've heard it said that PH is a strange beast in terms of fiction, with the first half being an example of how to write a good one and the second half being a good example of how NOT to write one.
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>>26100386
he'll be ready
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>>26100434
I actually agree with this.

It's why I'm amazed at the wordcounts of these fics. It's just ridiculous.
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>>26100448
>>26100456
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>>26100386
>merry her with a shotgun
If that means what I think it does you will probably ruin the gun.
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>>26100414
>>26100317
>Marble keeps trying to get Anon off of Limestone.
>All of that friction EXPANDS him.
>Anon cums down Limestone's throat while unconscious, drowning her in his thick, manly baby-batter.
>Meanwhile Maud got off tubbing herself in Anon's face while sucking off his fingers.
THE END
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>>26100317
>>26100414

Inb4 Lime use her teeth to wake up that "rock golem"
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>>26100478
Chapters 1-16 are done well and set up a great FoE universe. Thing start to slide from 17-33.

Don't read 34 and beyond. It's not worth it.

I've read chapters 1-53 THREE FUCKING TIMES. The rest up to chapter 78 or 79 I only read once, mostly so that I could confidently say it's shit

IT'S. NOT. WORTH IT.
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>>26099820
>incomplete
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>>26100096
>>26099820
>>26100082
Bitch please.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

>4,047,350 words
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>this based comedy comic turn into a cliche echi manga with ponies

Totally ruined
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>>26100599
>implying cliche echi manga with ponies can't be funny
Neck yourself.
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>>26100599
Reddit pls. This is how we do here.
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>>26100599
>please please please someone give me (You)s
It's been that way since page three
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>>26100557
>How? This is so well made! It's too long, I'm so overwhelmed!

Can someone confirm?
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>>26100599
if you don't like it you can always fuck right off
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>>26100442
Just like your opinion that it would be funny is wrong. See how that works? It goes both ways.
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>>26099309
"don's stare at the ass"
stares at the ass
everyone does it my firend
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>>26100650
no, not really, cause you're wrong, so we cant both be wrong.
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>>26100508
Here, have a pone version. For you.
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>>26100388
Imagine wootmaster falling onto you and shoving his cock down your throat, you wouldn't mind dying like that?
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>>26100657
Neither of you are wrong, you're just an idiot.
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>>26100434
That really depends. You have to find a good balance between lengthy descriptions and bland actions. also if you want to have character development sometimes the story has to run a little longer. I find it kind of annoying when characters bump into each other and are suddenly super deeply in love.
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>>26100392
>chapter 40
What are you talking about Anon? Blowjob died and the story ended aboard the HMS Celestia.
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>>26100679
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>>26100557
> fanfiction.net
> format change
WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FANFICTION.NET I KNEW!
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>>26100599
Anon is unconscious and doesn't know what's happening. there is still a chance it can be great. hopefully the author understands that popular opinion isn't always a good opinion.
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>>26100599
dude, Pencils said he wanted to do a harem style comic from the start. dont get assmad over something that has been in the works since page one.
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>>26100664
>no hooves
Make it Soarin' and you'll get a solid 'maybe' from me.
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Okay, more pages tomorrow, lessee if we can again advance the plot a little then.
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>>26100517
Best end.
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>>26100664
Is it that strange that it could be someone's fetish when there are people that get off to the idea of being eaten, digested and turned to shit by animals?
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>>26100709
He said "mares attracted to anon" like the old physique comedy threads which were about an absent-minded yet physically stunning anon getting all the mares hot and bothered but not actually doing anything with them, thus the comedy.
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>>26100317
I can't heard you over the fact that you have 1000 dicks in your mouth .jpg
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>>26099602

>ishit user

B-but I got a iphone before android even existed...

so this is what Mac users feel like. All those years I spent making fun of mac users for having >nogames, and now I'm viewed as one for having an iphone. Oh fate, you so ironic.
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>>26100656
who the fuck does that?
also it's not the same as acting like a fuckwit because someone told you not to like some rebellious teenager
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>>26100699
They made the change almost a year ago.

It's still shit.
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>>26100717
hope you can get some rest, if you are going to bed.
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>>26100717
Alright.

May you manage to find sleep despite your troubled minds.

By the way... Who's your best pony?
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>>26100735
I loved those threads.
Pic very much related
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>>26100735
Almost like what's happening.
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>>26100690
Anon pls

I wish.
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>>26100735
Well that's kinda it here, Anon isn't even conscious and we're gonna have more comedy soon.
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>>26100771
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>>26100735
I was complaining about this earlier, but so far it's still funny even if the lewdness has escalated. I have hope.
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>>26100811
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>>26100317
>>26100414
I can already tell Maud is going to be incredibly entertaining.
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>>26100806
Ya, thats the good stuff.
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>>26100758
restful sleepings, apple
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>>26100819
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>>26100752
I've been to in over year, I guess. I admit, the website has always been shit, but it's my shit. The shitty format I had browsing on for years while reading shitty fanfics has always been there. Now it isn't.. > fuck
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>>26100771
they had some really good stuff for a while. I cant say I read everything though. I tend to only hang on to generals for a while then get bored with them. And trying to get back into reading them 20 threads later is just confusing and not fully worth it at times, it feels like.
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>no one posted the best one
Shameful.
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>>26100835
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>>26100664
>Not wanting to die while gobbling Wootmaster's $5 footlong
I mean, really.
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>>26100857
PJ's horses look so much better than his humans, it's a wonder why he mostly draws humans.
And this coming from someone who prefers humans.
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>>26100277

So Somber is an atheist, huh? And Kkat is Christian. And they're both furfags. And both gifted writers who wrote terrible, overly-long stories. Interesting.
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>>26100854
>mwalla
This shouldn't bother me as much as it does, every time.
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>>26100806
anon's got some pretty feminine hips there...
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Requesting close up of star with "Pain gives me life!" under it.
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>>26100717
How old are you and how long have you been drawing? I need to know this because of reasons.
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>>26100977
it's called the crop tool
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>>26100889
>named ponut joe
>draws mostly humans
The greatest tragedy of our time.
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>>26100994
You're a tool, so I might as well use you. Get to work.
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>>26100414
Can't wait to see them decide which girl's room he's going to be hidden in... and then wake up in bed with...
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>>26100848
I feel your feels. It's was shit back then, but it was the best shit back then.
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>>26101017
they all already share the same bedroom, remember? They may even share the same bed. Unless they took the guest room while the Apple family got their bunkbeds.
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>>26100977

sure
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>>26100723
I'm one of those people, senpai. There's fetishes for everything desu, including various ways of dying. So no, not that strange
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>>26100929
Yup, quite the "angry with god for all of my problems" fedora tipping atheist.

What makes it even funnier is how obsessed he is with outdoing kkat despite being madly in love with him.
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>>26101050
>Unless they took the guest room while the Apple family got their bunkbeds
This is probably what happened.
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>My boss give my a better position in the job
>New page
>Finally haked my 3dsxl thank pic related

Best day ever
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>>26101033
Yep. One day, we will be yelling at future 10yr old newags, shitting on them for not being around during the Moot times.
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>>26100857
with the hose anon could make a ligitimate balloon pony
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>>26101001
Better than his old name kilryde
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>>26100317
>>26100414
Heave-ho! Fucking kek!
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>>26098040
I fapped to this.
Twice.
Just thought you should know.
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>>26100664
man woot is an ugly nigger like a fucking bushman
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>Two page with a lot of detail per day

This guy need to work in the official MLP comic when whitley, anderson and cook leave the staff or IDW loss the license and darkhorse take the comic
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>>26101271
O-oh.
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>>26101288
>[Up
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>>26100889
He was better when he still was Killryde.
http://killsdumpage.tumblr.com/
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>>26101343
This. I miss the adorable porn with the ridiculous crotchtits and all. Now that he's fixated on EqG it feels like a waste of potential.
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>>26101391
It's only wasted to you because you don't like EqG.
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Tsundere Limestone when
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>>26101409
Fuck off EqD swine!
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>>26101246
Didja think about how deep anon's cock was down limestone's throat?
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>>26101409
>liking EqG
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>>26101409
Human porn is always a waste, anon. Theres plenty of human shit already.
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>>26101428
I always figured it was mostly flaccid, just mashed and rubbing against her face. Uh, not the guy you're responding to, though.
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>>26100664

Still glad I took those pics of Woot just so we could use them for reaction images

Pencil your an awesome drawfag I wish I was half as good as you
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>>26101436
Where did I state my personal preference in that post?

>>26101446
And if our fandoms artists want to have any sort of future after pony is over they'll need to be able to draw things that aren't horses.
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>>26101409
Well yeah, I'm not one for Monster High with terrible design and lobotomized characters, sure me. Instead of fine pony art we're getting these anthro abominations.
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>>26101474
>sure me
hey fuck you, autocorrect. sue me.
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>>26101468
Silly anon, theres always going to be a demand for non-human porn.
what's annoying is when it game comes out that's full of different creatures and the only porn you can find of it is of the only fucking humans.
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>>26100317
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>>26100397

she can't speak which means she's either got anon's big dick or balls down her throat. maybe even both.

i also think that since it's limestone, she already tried biting down on the dick but it was just too hard for her. which is impressive since this is a pony who eats rocks for a living.
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>>26101468
>backpedaling
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>>26101539
I love the fact that book exists.
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>There's literally nothing wrong with EqG
pic not related ;^)

>>26101343
I keep hearing rumors that it's the same person, and the styles look similar but did either of them ever state that they are in fact the same person? Or even simpler, someone could just ask PJ what country he's from and it ought to give a pretty clear cut answer.
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>>26101577
The best thing about EQG is the saucy fanart. That's literally it.
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>>26101577
>Dem hips
I don't usually fap to humanized but when I do I fap to hips.
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>>26101474
I've noticed most artists that draw EqG don't adhere to the original designs unless they're aiming for show accurate. I'd love to see more ponies from him in particular but just because its art from a spin-off you don't care for doesn't make it objectively bad.
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>All this off topic bullshit.
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>>26101611
Well, everyone is just waiting for the star of the thread to make an apparition

So we bump the thread and we act as retards
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>>26101625
>act
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>>26101599
>I've noticed most artists that draw EqG don't adhere to the original designs unless they're aiming for show accurate.
Because the original designs suck ass. They're literally like aliens. You have to change them to make things make sense. Just another reason EQG is shit.
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>>26101611

fine you know what

if you want you can draw something and post it on here then

just to see what everyone else can say
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>>26101589
bruh, I'm that faggot that put FG at number two in the episode rating thread. We are not going to see eye to eye on this.
But we can both appreciate good fan art, or else we wouldn't be in this thread right?
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>>26101625
>So we bump the thread by being retards
Fixed.
Also Google AI is getting smarter...
I hope it will choose a gender and be female.
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>>26101288
woot bby don listen to him
i still love u bb
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>>26101599
Yeah, EqG is usually just an excuse for artists to draw anthro with ridiculous proportions for a cheap unf. Check Derpi and you'll see that anthro is usually the most popular there in any category. I agree that his art isn't bad, but there's tons of anthro already, and he could be one of the top actual pony artists instead, and that's what I see as a waste of potential.
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>>26101577
Well Killryde essentially died and a year after that PJ popped up. I dunno if someone's ever asked him and/or if he's trying to keep it secret for some reason, but the circumstances are enough for me to think that they are the same person.
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>>26101673
>"Anthro" itself defines good/bad fanart.
Anon pls.
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>>26101650
I'm so sorry about your Mac bro
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>>26101288
To be fair you do make some stupid faces on most of the pic we have of you.
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>>26100758
resful spleeping, appule
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>>26101673
Putting the popular aspect to the side, anthro only makes up 8% of the total posts on derpi. I'll go ahead and assume you're using anthro to include humanized and EqG as well. That bumps it up to 19% where the remainder is pony and other FiM species. Can't really call that "tons of anthro"
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>>26101795

yeah sorry that's my fault I asked him

we should do most of your pics as reaction images
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>>26100359
You should. On behalf of /mlp/, please do so, and post the reactions.
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>>26101761
it's all good bro

i want to fucking die
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>>26100369
this
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So much namefaggery
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>>26101854
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>26101882
Yeah, Pencils isn't gonna like that you guys ;^(
He's gonna be forced to make yet another thread to avoid unwanted namefags. If only there were a feature that only allowed OP to namefag and anyone else was forced anon.
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>>26101919
You would get people that signed their posts. That's even worse.
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>>26101795
I do it to myself.
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>>26101837
That would mean that one in every five posts is something related to anthro to EqG. That's a pretty large chunk of stuff. Derpibooru also may or may not share those statistics with the rest of the internet.

Anyway, I think that guy was talking about a specific artist.
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>>26101865
Did you at least backup your data on a portable hard drive or such?
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>>26101930
I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.

This is where I'd facetiously make a fake signature, but since it's against the rules and the ridiculous leejun hivemind has been strong these past few threads I'm sure most of you faggots would report-spam me

So when does Pinkie show up, I'm wondering. :^)

>>26101959
But that puts actual pony at every 4/5 posts, which is still a majority?

>That's a pretty large chunk
I don't understand, are you saying it shouldn't be there? That it's overshadowing pony stuff in some way?
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>>26101837
Keep in mind that a lot of that pony is just screencaps and edits, not necessarily original art. Once we count only explicit pics, because the debate was about porn after all, anthro/humanized/EqG make up 38% of the database.
Once we sort out anything under 200 score it actually becomes a slight majority with 50.9%, and that's a lot of anthro porn for a pony show.
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>>26101919

yeah sorry I'm breaking my own rule about contributing

sorry

>>26101990

Woot please don't tell me your friend sat on another laptop
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>>26101999
Jesus Christ I can't believe I actually did the math about horse pussy at 5 AM in the morning what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>26101994
>I don't understand, are you saying it shouldn't be there? That it's overshadowing pony stuff in some way?
I don't know. You were implying that 19% wasn't a significant percentage of uploads, and I guess I'm just being autistic about it. I'm not the guy you were originally replying to, by the way.
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>>26102003
Oh no, I wasn't being sarcastic about you ironically namefagging and complaining about namefags. Unlike most people, I'm capable of judging a post by it's content rather than whatever name may be attached and see this stigma as an utterly silly failing of the individuals who bring it up that their ineptitude at doing so should be catered to by others rather than them developing such capabilities.
You're golden for being ironic, tho

>>26102033
> I'm not the guy you were originally replying to, by the way.
Ha, neither was I the guy who brought up the statistics. Guess we were both the autists that time for jumping into conversations.
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>>26101990
thankfully, yes.
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>>26102026
As you should for the rest of your life
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>>26101999
>because the debate was about porn after all
The only mention of porn in the reply chain was an Anons longing for Killryde's porn. The debate has been about the bigger, total picture of anthro on derpi.
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>>26102026
You are doing great things.
One day your children will tell the other kids that their father knows more about horse pussy then their father
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>>26102055
YOU SMART.

YOU LOYAL.

I APPRECIATE THAT.

HERE. GO BUY YOURSELF A NEW MACBOOK.

BUY YO WHOLE FAMILY NEW MACBOOKS.
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>>26102047

That's okay senpai I'm actually a drawfag its just that I don't turn on my trip unless I'm drawing a pic, part of some big thing where I have to get off my ass and do something and when my friend Wootmaster happens to be on
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>>26101577
PJ only posts during aussie hours I've noticed.
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>>26102093
i kek'd

gonna fix the broke one and sell it to some goy for around $900, then sell my ex-box and 150GB of games for around $300.
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>>26102026
There are worse things you could be doing at 5am.
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>>26102067
Yeah, the debate that I sparked by saying that I missed Killryde's porn and that his move to EqG is a waste of potential. It may have steered elsewhere but at heart I always had the porn.
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>>26102098
No problem, as a writefag I also don't use my trip outside of contributing. Not because I don't want to seem different from anybody else or as some attention whore, but because there are obvious perks to anonymous posting that I can fully appreciate. I naturally choose to post anonymous because it appeals to me, but I'm not going to bitch about some else not doing so because frankly I don't care. I come here to have fun, not worry about making sure other people are following some code of ethics.
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>>26102148
I dropped an ask on his bumblr, once before, suggesting he draw horses more often. Not hoping for anything but it's all anyone can do I suppose. Cause damn his horses are fuckable.
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>>26100620
It has the word huger on the first page. From that I can guess it's awful. Here's a screenshot with my questions. It's from mobile, so ignore any filenames or how weird it looks.
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>>26099374
ha.
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>>26102280
I just took a look at the reviews, they don't tell me anything. Is anyone willing to touch this?
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>>26102391
ill do it.

cant sleep so fuck it.
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>>26100605
>neck
Fuck man, havent heard that since middle school. Stop bringing up a time before time, Anon.
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>>26102424
You're doing god's work anon.
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>>26102391
>Is anyone willing to touch this?
Why don't you do it?
You want answers? You gotta dig
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>>26100758
Restful sleepings, apple
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>>26098040
>Maud's face in the first panel

top fucking kek
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I've compiled all 18 pages thus far.
http://i.imgur.com/mdg7QK7.jpg

Now, if OP started on the 3rd.... then....
.... good lord that's delivering nearly 2 pages a day.
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>>26100557
>>26099820
>>26099976
>>26100082
>people don't know about the Blooming Moon Chronicles/99 Worlds Saga

faggots, the lot of you.

>1: Moonrise - 76585
>2: Lunar Lights - 112309
>3: Starlit Knights - 336126
>4: Metempsychosis - 229913
>5: Because Love Conquers All - 480363
>6: Decretum - 753361
>7: Absolution - 423465
>8: Synthesis of the Atheist -874252
>9: The Hermit's Tale - 115934
>10: Glory Be - 1039124
>Total: 4,441,432 words.

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/BlackRoseRaven
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>>26102441
No, you will suffer. You remember playing with Tech Decks, thinking how about cool it would be to do actually do these skateboard moves. Eventually, you stupidly try the stunts and immediately fall on your face. You cry on the floor for a bit, then go home. At home, you eat pizza rolls with band-aids covering your face.
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>this hiatus
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>>26102551
Hey man, watch me grind this curb with my bike.
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>>26102536
>.jpg
Are you trying to be useless? Or does it just come naturally.
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>>26102551
>>26102590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tVbhc3kn4c
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>>26102573
Was really hoping to see how Marble either helps limestone or kills her before I go to bed, it's 12:30 and I have to be up at a recruiting center at 8am.
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>>26102573
>these threads

Comfy as fuck
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>>26102640
I think he said he was done for the day
>>26100717
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>>26102674
Oh must have missed that, well then off to bed.
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>meme.mov
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>>26102093
Stop feeding your autism and draw more Wooty.
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>>26098948
faggot
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Wait... Wootmasters a nigger? A based nig, now I've seen it all.
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>>26099820

And he's nowhere near done. I mean, this thing is "As the World Turns: Pony Edition" tier both in length and sheer cheese (though it's internally consistent).

The author's on disability or something, because he just doesn't stop putting new chapters out there. Like a machine.
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>>26102719

where the fuck have you been
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>>26102719
hownew.ru

>>26102704
Listen to this man and go draw, still wanna see if you muster up that Beast Cutter pic
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>>26102762
>thinking there aren't 3-day newfags in this place
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>>26102704
Yeah yeah I know. This drawfag has literally put me on notice. This guy's amazing, and I'm really glad he's doing this for the board. This motherfucker draws and writes the ponies better than literally anybody working at IDW. It's fucking sad in a way, but really inspiring.

It's people like this guy that'll get us through the hiatus intact.
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>>26102846
To add to this, ANY drawfag, writefag or anybody who makes content is fucking amazing. The day we stop drawing crude pictures of pony vaginas and stop writing stories of a self-insert anon fucking all the characters is the day we die.
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>>26102846
Ever thought that people like him is an asshole irl? Like, what if he's rude to people around him just because they're not up to his standards.? What if he's not respecting the people that raised him and don't visit them often to show his appreciation for them? Someone who judges other people based on biased observation? Someone who thinks that everything is a competition and feels little to no sympathy for other people around him?

I'm just saying, we've only seen one small aspect of his personality, and that is awesome. But nobody should call him awesome in general, because you really don't know yet.
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>>26102927
He's finnish. As long as you're not russian or swedish he doesn't care what you can do or what you think as long as you don't disturb his corner of the world. If you are then he's going to hate you on principle.
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>>26102927
I am first to admit I am not perfect. I am fallible, have moments of anxiety and can be irritable, however I make a point not to speak ill of anyone behind their back, and my mother is a selfless sweetheart whose kindness and generosity I can never repay in full. So you can rest easy over me being a jerk to my family. And what comes to my standards, they apply only to me personally. It is illogical and asinine to expect to ever police others behavior or choices. So cloppers, furries, religious and atheist all alike are free to do what ever makes them happy and speak their mind for all I care.

However, I concur, nobody should call me awesome, there's no reason to praise me beyond what you know of me. And even then it is unnecessary, I do not take compliments well, they make me feel bothered.

Enjoy my work and that's reward enough, I need no pedestals to stand on.
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>>26102927
That aspect, should it exist, is outside of the board and so doesn't/shouldn't concern us in the slightest. Judge boardgoers by what they do for the board and how they act on the board, because that's all we really have to go by. If we get video of him beating puppies to death, then it can change.
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>>26103045
Not if they bring in their Skype bullshit for example in the board they go to, like this Wootmaster and Redd guy.
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>>26103021
>It is illogical and asinine to expect to ever police others behavior or choices.
I really wish I could say the same for people who got shit just because people i /mlp / disagrees with the small thing they do. Analysts here gets shit because they 'think' that they're desperate for "HorseFame" for example.
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>>26103176
>>26103021
And IDW people gets shot here just because what they do is not up to their standards. See my point?
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>>26103191
I agree, the feedback towards IDW here is pretty vitriolic, I am not a fan of the IDW comics either but I do understand the creative pressure and limitations they face. The writers aren't allowed to write nearly as in depth as they likely would like to and the art can never dip too far into anything controversial so it is a constant ropewalk. Which is why I am not horribly tempted to work for IDW myself. The thought of someone breathing down my neck with their IP guillotine sharpened is as tempting as smashing my thumb with a car door.
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>>26103191
IDW generally gets shat on here because of a shitstorm or two they were key in starting, plus the writing is pretty bad sometimes.
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>>26103234
Fair point, but almost anyone besides Cook and Price don't even seem to try.
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>>26103235
I'm not going to blame IDW for anons shitting their pants because they don't like something.
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>>26103264
Well, the short version is IDW has a male writer hired on that is a vocal supporter of some SJW tumblrite, man hating, brony hating crazy fuck and crazy feminism in general. /mlp/ didn't like that.
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>>26103243
That's basically because it's just another paycheck to them, as much of a shame that is that they prioritize making money over the creative process it's just how it is in the corporate world.

In here, where fame is meaningless and most people would get shat on if they asked for money doing creative things, this is where creativity can really shine because that's the only obligation is creating. It's not limited by shit like meeting deadlines to earn money or self-censoring your image to be marketable to publishing companies or even keep a public image since you don't even need a name. This is the perfect environment for creating for the sake of creating, something I personally greatly appreciate it for.
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>>26103243
It may be that they aren't very inspired by the subject. As they do not seem to adhere to the canon or characterizations very well. Thus they are just writing trope ridden safe for kids stuff that pays the bills but wins no awards.

It is mostly due having to meet the deadline, so you can't take risks in writing and face possible rejection when you have a deadline closing.

IDW could resolve this problem however having greater staff working in parallel, so the writers could risk greater rejection chance with more leeway in deadlines.

Or maybe they are just lazy. I am uncertain.
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>>26103348
Oh yeah forgot about that. I will blame whoever put that OC in. That was uncalled for.
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>>26103243
The early issues with Cook & Price are the reason anyone even cares about the comics. If they had been unapologetic shit from the beginning, nobody would pay any attention to them.
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>>26103191
We're still talking about /mlp/ here.
If you wanted love and tolerate, u missed the last train m8.
People shitting on IDW is more along the lines of memes than real hate/dislike towards it.
It's like people shitting on anthro because that's the "norm" on 4chan, but no one gives a fuck about what you fap to, and if they do, they clearly belong here. I don't find anthro as disgusting as diapers or scat or vore of whatever bullshit people are into, but they're still more accepted than fucking ponies with hands and feet?
Memejerking in circles.
But like I said we're on /mlp/, we're all just a bunch of autists (some more than others I guess) that "kinda" like the same thing. Hoers pussy
The people not finding the truth in what I said are either delusional, trying to bait, or are real life autists trying to be the "cool kid that doesn't fap to horses".

TL;DR; You shouldn't take anything that comes from here seriously.
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>>26103234
>Amazing: The post
Thank you Pencils, for being... well... you. Someome who understands that there more things happening behind the scenes. Someone who doesn't judge quick and over simple minor things. I bet it's even safe to say that you are the type who is willing to apologize and forgive other people. And even someone who knows how to be an encouragemebt for other people tondo their craft. Who knows? One thing is for sure, you're someone to look up to.


I'm very glad that you came here with an atttitude like yours. We need more people like you. Thanks again.
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>>26103358

Pencils if anything you've showed me that I should get back to my regime of doing at least one drawing a day
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>>26103390
>TL;DR; You shouldn't take anything that comes from here seriously.

Now now, not too quick. Even Lauren fucking Faust said we sometimes have the most thoughtful critiques of the show. A lot of the hate towards IDW is warranted, especially after that horrid fucking Bulls arc. Yes, there's memeing, but a lot of times we critique something because we KNOW it can be better, and we want it to achieve it's potential.

So like...take half of the stuff we say here seriously.
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>>26103390
>TL;DR; You shouldn't take anything that comes from here seriously.
I seriously want Ted and Curnow fired.

Oh, and that faggot that used clip art for a buttmark. Whatever his name is.
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>>26103411
Do 20, ya lazy git.
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>>26103416
>Even Lauren fucking Faust said we sometimes have the most thoughtful critiques of the show.
>Implying that's not just a PR friendly response.
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>>26103416
Doesn't mean they get the license to hate on people just because they didn't conform to the critiques given to them.
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>>26103439
PR for who? She wasn't on the show anymore, and if she was odds are she wouldn't be praising /mlp/ considering we're generally thought of as the black sheep of the fandom
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>>26103439
That was her reasoning for coming here. Wait, was she talking about /co/? Now I'm unsure.
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Pencil, tell me there's gonna be lewd of hung Anon and these mares/a mare.
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>>26103447
She said that during her visit in 2013. She hadn't been working on the show since 2011 at the latest.
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>>26103472
Alright, my memory failed me there for a second. I knew her 4chan habits had been brought up before /mlp/ existed.
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>>26103445
For her fans and the people who look up to her.
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>>26103439
>posting on 4chan
>worried about PR

>>26103443
>Doesn't mean they get the license to hate on people just because they didn't conform to the critiques given to them.

Yeah, I don't like it when we hate on the people. But their material? Fuck that, hate on it till the cows come home. We know they can do better. They know too, mostly because we let them know.

Remember that fucking debacle with with Friends Forever #1? Remember how the artist never got to work on anything comic-related ever again? We're not here to swallow shit. They don't have to listen to us, but that doesn't mean we have to stop tearing into their asses. Lauren's whole fucking idea was that you don't get a free pass just because it's children's entertainment. If anything, that means you should work harder. I think most of our critiques are a reflection of that idea.
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>>26103416
>>26103424
Of course there are people that try to seriously critique their works, but I still don't think they would come here for that.
Faust came on /co/ simply coz there weren't many places on the internet with adults talking about cartoons seriously.
I'm not sure that she would've came HERE if there were other places really... But then again you can't compare /co/ and here.
It's like comparing /h/ and /d/.

I was more referring to the fact that more than half of the people on the board are either still living with their parents and/or don't have much life experience, so them just shitting on working cartoonists simply because "hurr durr look at their anatomy xd" while they secretly fap to whatever shit (with just as much, if not even more, messed up anatomy) they found of their waifu on derpibooru.
And again we're talking about a fuckin cartoon.
How can one "seriously" try to critique the anatomy used in a cartoon and/or it's comics?

I just dislike narrow minded people, even more when talking about art.
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>>26103487
Should probably take the name off at this point, woots
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>>26103465
If I say that, and then it is 80-100 pages in the future, would you think it a fair wait?
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>>26103483

trust me new friend she wasn't worried about her PR when she openly came to us

the tears were delicious though
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>>26103487
I don't think "this comic is shit" is a good critique tho.
I don't see how the crew behind this could take this as "Gambate guys, we know you can do better!"
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>>26103390
>People shitting on IDW is more along the lines of memes than real hate/dislike towards it.
I am sorry, but this is what I consider 'modern' 4chan, where the mob just repeats opinions of others like a bunch of insecure teenagers. While this mentality has been present since early /b/ and all, /mlp/ had - particularly around the time Faust visited - tons of people who critized what they actually liked a lot, and Faust was the perfect recipient for that. You got what I personally like a lot about 4chan: something that tears everything you love to bits in a perfect reasonable way and then pats you on the back saying 'it's still pretty cool though'.

But hey, perhaps this almost blind hate is the natural reaction to what I have seen since S4 or so, when the episode threads started to be dominated by '9/10 SERIOUSLY LOVED IT', with everyone trying to critize the episode getting shot down with what was damage control rather than solid arguments. I am not surprised that the comic readers, who I assume are largely made up of people who view the show very crictically, have one-upped their criticism to not get shot down like they do in episode threads that seem almost like old Ponychan or new EQD at times. The new people who join imitated this hate without seeing all the substance in it, and now suddenly everyone is memeing.
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>How can one "seriously" try to critique the anatomy used in a cartoon and/or it's comics?

Even within cartoons, there's certain rules, even if the rules themselves are wacky as fuck. Yeah, it's a children's show, but there's still guidelines the characters follow (excluding Pinkie Pie).

But there's a limit to the "lol it's just a cartoon/comic" excuse. There's "well I'm just being wacky with the anatomy" and then there's "lol I just don't give a shit XD". That's on the same level as deviantart shitters who excuse away their crap art with "It's just mah style".

You don't have to be a chef to know if a bowl of soup tastes like shit or not. There's merit to some of the things we say here.
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>>26103517
Do you even know where u are?
It's not like we have anything else to do really.
Does it mean you intend to go this far, senpai?
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>>26103487
>Yeah, I don't like it when we hate on the people.
Oh don't play fucking devil's advocate.
Before that debacle with BlackGryphon, you hated him. Hated him so much where you have to make a parody of one of his songs implicitly saying that he's a pedophile.

>But their material? Fuck that, hate on it till the cows come home.
I pity the dead who can never feel both liking the material and still able to give constructive criticisms. Also, hating their material can sometimes be equivalent of hating them as people because their material are usually an extension of themselves.

>I think most of our critiques are a reflection of that idea.
Critiques are good and all but not when it comes to things like "Uhh! SJW comic! I'm not going to read that shit." Go whine in your beloved horse news about "how bad those people are! Damn them! People simply must hate on their material till the cows come home."
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>>26103517
Shit, we'd be happy to just have 80-100 pages.
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>>26103483
Faust just shares the mentality many people on 4chan have (or had, it seems to have mostly vanished in the past few years), where people take things apart they love for the sake of wanting it to be better than it is.
Just look at the current show staff: it's a hug box with zero criticism, where everyone pats each other on the back for whatever they do. Who do you go to for feedback then? The haters who wouldn't like it anyway? No, Lauren found the people she needs a long time ago, and some of them on 4chan.

Besides, she even said she posted a few rumors and actual spoilers herself, so while she was still on the show she was actually a poster.
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>>26103543
I have the same issues with the show. It's like they never look at a story board anymore and think 'could we do this in a more pony-way?'

It just doesn't fucking happen anymore since Faust left, and it irritates me more and more.
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>>26103483
>>26103439
>Implying something such as PR towards 4Chan exist.
>Implying evey other pony community wasn't butt-devastated that she came here instead of there.
The tears were delicious.
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>>26103522
Who the fuck are you? Are you important? Or just a fucking nigger? Shit. I'm not even surprised that people in your Skype are the ones who lurk /mlp/ because honestly, if you're someone else, you'd get shit for pointlessly tripfagging and namefagging.
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>>26103570
>Just look at the current show staff: it's a hug box with zero criticism
Fucking bullshit right here. Even EQD has great constructive criticisms on the matter. You're fucking implying so hard.
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