>"Hey FemAnon, look what you win! You wanna trade it in now...?
Spike, I'm such a gay disaster that I make Rainbow Dash look straight. Why do you keep doing this? Ugh, whatever...look, I have a date with Rarity in like fifteen minutes, and I'm not getting clam jammed because you're hanging around.
Sweetie...go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich?
>You crack a smile, despite trying to keep your stern composure.
>Spike was annoying as fuck, but had his cute moments.
>You take the card from him and stoop down to his level.
"Nah, I'll hold onto it for now. Right now, I need to clean up the mess you've made."
>You glance around the kitchen.
>It's seen better days.
>Note to self: Don't let Spike atry to cook anything in your home ever again.
>You gaze down and see the dragon, a tinge of pink on his cheeks.
>A strand of saliva hangs from his lips.
"Jesus Christ, Spike!"
>You yank the neck of your shirt up, and pick him up by the scruff of his neck.
>You toss him out without a second thought and slam the door shut.
I don't know where I'm going with this
>Your roommate prances into the kitchen, amusement written all over her face.
>"Aww, did lover-boy already leave?"
>You let out a frustrated sigh in response.
>She looks around.
>"Looks like you two had fun!"
"Want to have some more fun? Why don't you help me cl--"
"Why do you have to be so useless, Seaswirl?"
>"Useless? I'm the one who pays all the bills! What do YOU do?"
>You lightly caress her horn and she inhales sharply.
>She scoffs playfully.
"Sounds like a challenge to me,"
>Before she can get a word in otherwise, you scoop her up and throw her over your shoulder.
>She lets out a shrill scream as you hustle up the stairs.
>You kick your bedroom door open and practically throw the lavender mare into your bed.
>You're instantly on top of her, lips pressed against her muzzle, fingers quickly tangled in her silky mane.
>A low moan reaches your ear and you grin.
>She was so fucking easy.
>You detach yourself from her lips, run your tongue along the length of Seaswirl's horn
>She shivers underneath you
>You feel her tail brushing against your thighs
>Your hand travels down her small, soft body and comes to a stop above her unmentionables.
>She bucks her hips, but to no avail.
>"Don't...don't tease me, Nonnie..."
"But it's fun..."
>You run a digit along her twitching folds and bring back a drenched finger.
>You glance down.
>A third of her tail was wet and matted.
>How long have you two been doing this now?
>Four months and yet you're still surprised.
>How does she get this wet this quickly?
If I was a girl, I would love to tease Spike by giving him kisses and playing with his little dragon penis.
Please don't let me be the only one bumping this thread
>Suddenly, a your fingers are forced inside of the mare.
>Always the inpatient one..
>You begin thrusting in and out of her, her tail beating furiously against you.
>You wrap your lips around her horn, earning a unladylike outburst.
>As you roll your tongue around the curves, you hear her moans her higher in pitch.
>Pulses of magic roll over you as her horn increases in heat.
>You press inside of her and she squirts in your hand.
>Your mouth fills with fluid.
>Seaswirl said it was magical discharge.
>It sounds disgusting, but doesn't have a strong flavor.
>It made you feel amazing afterwards, though.
>You get up and casually grab a bag from the floor.
"Nope. I'm gonna go take this piece of shit dress back. YOU can clean the kitchen."
>You turn tail and run out othe room.
Stop with your cultural appropriation ,check your white privilege
No need to insult gratuitously, he's not gay he just wants to repeatedly sodomise you with his two penises until he empties his dragon balls in you.
You should learn to be a little more tolerant of others people's feelings, it's not like it would hurt you, let him have his fun.
How have you contributed to that civilization? By watching pony porn and making green?
>Inb4 "I have a job"
Me too faget, and my own house and my car, I'm salvadorian , we are literally the same shit with diffwrent skin, how about we end this peacefully my white friend?
>Invent the assembly line
>Take man to the moon
>Open the door to the atomic age
>Economy so powerful it took down the whole civilized world with it in the great depression
>Entertainment shapes world's opinions today
>Efforts in the cold war and attempts to spread democracy greatly changed the uncivilized world
>Figurehead of the planet
Want to keep talking shit?
What have you invented?you are not your race and we are doing the same shit on an imageboard, I'd say we are pretty much the same, like I said I >>26101553
What do you say?
>the most common place to find fedora memes
>the most common place to find "it's happening "
>le red pill
The "yeah well what have you done" is the dumbest way to try to win an argument. All you're really saying is that your country either hasn't done anything worthwhile or hasn't done anything as good, and this causes you to jump to the "your country's accomplishments don't matter" argument. It's ok to be proud of what your country has done, Anon. You don't have to have been a soldier in WWII to feel good about America winning it. You don't have to have been a colonial to be happy that America beat the most powerful empire the world had ever seen. On that note, modern Brits should be proud about that! So what of they didn't contribute anything to it? It's something to take pride in.
Never said that having patriotism is a bad thing, yes my country hs not done anything important, USA has, but does that mean that those are your accomplishments just because your race did it? Look at us , posting shit on a board about ponies, not that there's something wrong with that, I personally don't give a shit about patriotism (since I'm absurdist) but I can see how it's important for you , El Salvador is shit,but with the feminist thing going on in USA and fat acceptance and all that, do we really represent the whole race just because we are part of it? No we are independent ,it's not bad to feel happy for your ancestors and their acomplishments
Still waiting for SpikexFemAnon green.
Rather than some random unicorn who has nothing to do with anything.
Fuck, forgot the link
I wrote a spike x femanon lewd a while back, I don't know why but I enjoy writing femanon more than I do anon...maybe I should be worried about that
Anyway, here's the pastebin if anyone's interested
Cheers brah, glad you liked it
mfw I already have a half-written homosex story in my notepad graveyardOh god, someone help me before I turn into a fruitbowl