>"Hey FemAnon, look what you win! You wanna trade

>>26096579
Human spit is so corrosive I would burn off half your face, dragon or not.

>>26096579
God damn it. I wanted a coupon for one free dragon dicking.

>>26096579
That's rape.

>>26096579
You have me confused with someone else, I'm not female. But no take backs, I'm redeeming it now.

>>26096579
I would sell my soul for a green of this.

Oh shit, thanks, I love those little chocolates.

>>26096898
>Women con only think of chocolates
NO BIG SURPRISE

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>>26096898
kek

>>26096579
Thats actually very sweet.

>>26096579
I'm not a girl but my penis is. Why don't you give Christina a kiss? Yes I named her Christina.

>>26098143
Still gay.

>>26098520
My penis has a gender. Check your privilege.

>>26096579
Green of Spike having a huge crush on FemAnon when?

>>26098537
I'd read it. Rarity getting a little bit jealous 'n shit. I'd be good

>>26098646
And then Rarity and FemAnon fuck...hard.

>>26098655
Why you gotta make it gay with your cuck fetish?

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>>26096579
Reminds me of this

>>26098676
>Cuck fetish

spike is just getting shat on. not cucked.

>>26096579
Well, I'm no girl, but I can make you one.

>>26098772
But his genitals are not exposed.

he is an lizard...you need to dig a little for the Kohones.

>>26096579
Spike, I'm such a gay disaster that I make Rainbow Dash look straight. Why do you keep doing this? Ugh, whatever...look, I have a date with Rarity in like fifteen minutes, and I'm not getting clam jammed because you're hanging around.

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>>26096579
Sweetie...go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich?

>>26098796
>Kohones
For fuck's sake, anon. If you wanna use foreign slang, at least learn how to spell it correctly.

>>26098835

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kohones

It's spelled like that here.

how do you spell it?

>>26098887
>urban dictionary
Really nigga?

>You crack a smile, despite trying to keep your stern composure.
>Spike was annoying as fuck, but had his cute moments.
>You take the card from him and stoop down to his level.
"Nah, I'll hold onto it for now. Right now, I need to clean up the mess you've made."
>You glance around the kitchen.
>It's seen better days.
>Note to self: Don't let Spike atry to cook anything in your home ever again.
>"...uh..."
>You gaze down and see the dragon, a tinge of pink on his cheeks.
>A strand of saliva hangs from his lips.
"Jesus Christ, Spike!"
>You yank the neck of your shirt up, and pick him up by the scruff of his neck.
>"Hey, w-wait!"
>You toss him out without a second thought and slam the door shut.


I don't know where I'm going with this

>>26098900

that's what popped up on google, how the fuck do you spell it then?

>>26098952
It doesn't matter! keep going!

>>26098966
Cajones, I think.

>>26098952
>>Note to self: Don't let Spike atry to cook anything in your home ever again.
Well at least you're sticking to SAYS quality.

>>26098952
I want to go out with FemAnon.

>>26096579
I think I'll cash this in to Rarity instead. Sorry.

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>>26096579

>>26099263
What?

>>26098952
>Your roommate prances into the kitchen, amusement written all over her face.
>"Aww, did lover-boy already leave?"
>You let out a frustrated sigh in response.
>She looks around.
>"Looks like you two had fun!"
"Want to have some more fun? Why don't you help me cl--"
>"Nope!"
"Why do you have to be so useless, Seaswirl?"
>"Useless? I'm the one who pays all the bills! What do YOU do?"
>You lightly caress her horn and she inhales sharply.
"Enough~"
>She scoffs playfully.
>"Barely."
>You grin.
"Sounds like a challenge to me,"

>>26099758
I like where this is going.

>>26099758
>Before she can get a word in otherwise, you scoop her up and throw her over your shoulder.
>She lets out a shrill scream as you hustle up the stairs.
>You kick your bedroom door open and practically throw the lavender mare into your bed.
>You're instantly on top of her, lips pressed against her muzzle, fingers quickly tangled in her silky mane.
>A low moan reaches your ear and you grin.
>She was so fucking easy.
>You detach yourself from her lips, run your tongue along the length of Seaswirl's horn
>"Oh~!"
>She shivers underneath you
>You feel her tail brushing against your thighs
>Your hand travels down her small, soft body and comes to a stop above her unmentionables.
>She bucks her hips, but to no avail.
>"Don't...don't tease me, Nonnie..."
"But it's fun..."
>You run a digit along her twitching folds and bring back a drenched finger.
>You glance down.
>A third of her tail was wet and matted.
>How long have you two been doing this now?
>Four months?
>Four months and yet you're still surprised.
>How does she get this wet this quickly?

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>>26096778
If I was a girl, I would love to tease Spike by giving him kisses and playing with his little dragon penis.

>>26100588
>if I was a girl
Bullshit, you'd do that anyway.

>>26100588
I want Spike to play with my penis so I can blast my warm cum all over his face.

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>>26100179
>gay shit
Fuckin' dropped

>>26100610
damn straight

Please don't let me be the only one bumping this thread
>>26100179
>Suddenly, a your fingers are forced inside of the mare.
>Tsk, tsk.
>Always the inpatient one..
>You begin thrusting in and out of her, her tail beating furiously against you.
>You wrap your lips around her horn, earning a unladylike outburst.
>As you roll your tongue around the curves, you hear her moans her higher in pitch.
>Pulses of magic roll over you as her horn increases in heat.
>You press inside of her and she squirts in your hand.
>Your mouth fills with fluid.
>Seaswirl said it was magical discharge.
>It sounds disgusting, but doesn't have a strong flavor.
>It made you feel amazing afterwards, though.
>"Y....your turn~"
"Nope."
>"No?"
>You get up and casually grab a bag from the floor.
"Nope. I'm gonna go take this piece of shit dress back. YOU can clean the kitchen."
>You turn tail and run out othe room.
>"NONNIE!"


>>26100669
Lol faggot

>>26098966
>>26099155
Its cojones dumbshits

>>26096579
Jesus Christ, you fruity ass bastard! Take about ten steps away from my freaking buttcrack!

>>26099155
Cojones, putos gringos

>>26101286
fuck you piece of shit beaner.

>>26101263
Thanks.

>>26101306
Whoa whoa whoa, I have you know there is absolutely nothing wrong with eating ur mom.
You shit corn fuck.

>>26101120
but that wouldn't be straight at all!

>>26101306
fuck off marica

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>>26101306
Stop with your cultural appropriation ,check your white privilege

>>26097718
What the fuck is this edgetastic shit? I'm glad I got off the Shippiden ride when I did.

>>26101283
No need to insult gratuitously, he's not gay he just wants to repeatedly sodomise you with his two penises until he empties his dragon balls in you.
You should learn to be a little more tolerant of others people's feelings, it's not like it would hurt you, let him have his fun.

>>26096579
Ok

>>26101344
America will never fuck off.

we're too powerful for that bitch.

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>>26101286
BUILD WALL
U
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W
A
L

>>26097718
>le cool chinese cartoon
>oh god! Katanas are cool!
Kill yourself with fork on eye faget

>>26101387
>implying this will make a difference
Go back to the reddit board known as /pol/ meme president

>>26101387
Nice meme ^:)
He's about to swallow aswell

>>26101344
>arguably one of the most relevant civilizations in history
>"hurr fuck off"
Nah, we're good here

>>26101460
>history only goes back 100 years
Okay, I'm done, can we go back to /ss/ now?

>>26101460
How have you contributed to that civilization? By watching pony porn and making green?
>Inb4 "I have a job"
Me too faget, and my own house and my car, I'm salvadorian , we are literally the same shit with diffwrent skin, how about we end this peacefully my white friend?

>>26101483
>Invent the assembly line
>Invent computers
>Invent airplanes
>Take man to the moon
>Open the door to the atomic age
>Economy so powerful it took down the whole civilized world with it in the great depression
>Entertainment shapes world's opinions today
>Efforts in the cold war and attempts to spread democracy greatly changed the uncivilized world
>Figurehead of the planet
Want to keep talking shit?

>>26096579
One bellows treatment like AJ got

>>26101407
>reddit board
>/pol/
lol ok

>>26101553
What have you invented?you are not your race and we are doing the same shit on an imageboard, I'd say we are pretty much the same, like I said I >>26101553
I'm not>>26101483
What do you say?
>>26101576
>the most common place to find fedora memes
>the most common place to find "it's happening "
>le red pill
>le trump

>>26101610
The "yeah well what have you done" is the dumbest way to try to win an argument. All you're really saying is that your country either hasn't done anything worthwhile or hasn't done anything as good, and this causes you to jump to the "your country's accomplishments don't matter" argument. It's ok to be proud of what your country has done, Anon. You don't have to have been a soldier in WWII to feel good about America winning it. You don't have to have been a colonial to be happy that America beat the most powerful empire the world had ever seen. On that note, modern Brits should be proud about that! So what of they didn't contribute anything to it? It's something to take pride in.

>>26100610
*I* would. But Spike's reaction would be better if it was a girl.

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>>26101407
>>26101417
Assblasted tacos detected

>>26101686
Never said that having patriotism is a bad thing, yes my country hs not done anything important, USA has, but does that mean that those are your accomplishments just because your race did it? Look at us , posting shit on a board about ponies, not that there's something wrong with that, I personally don't give a shit about patriotism (since I'm absurdist) but I can see how it's important for you , El Salvador is shit,but with the feminist thing going on in USA and fat acceptance and all that, do we really represent the whole race just because we are part of it? No we are independent ,it's not bad to feel happy for your ancestors and their acomplishments

>>26101880
Bite me you bandwagoning poonsauce.

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>>26101899

>>26101899
>>26101880
This is not /pol/
They hate us, if someone from/pol/ is here, they are hypocrites

>>26101922
Naw, /pol/ is wrangled up with Aryane, the God, these are /b/tards G.
And /b/ eats peanut butter and jelly out of their belly buttons.

>>26101944
>believing the aryane shit
We are degenerates for them faget wake up!

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>>26101344
>>26101353
>>26101306
>>26101286
>>26101385
>>26101389
>>26101407
>>26101417
>>26101460
>>26101880
>>26101916
>>26101899
>>26101922
>>26101944
>>26101960
/pol/ fuckoff

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>>26101944
>pic possibly related

>>26101569
>as a femanon

>>26102470
Having air pumped into your vagina with a bellows so you can have the best pussy farts ever.

>>26099703
Would Spike like to watch?

>>26101175
More?

>>26101890
When did this become a race thing?

>>26104541
Everything is a race thing.

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Still waiting for SpikexFemAnon green. Rather than some random unicorn who has nothing to do with anything.

>>26105621
There's a few SpikexFemAnon stories here friend. And some good Spike /ss/ in general

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>>26105645
Fuck, forgot the link
http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker

>>26101373
>it's not like it would hurt you
What are you trying to say about Spike?

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>>26105645
But is there >kisses?

>>26105621
Well, I planned on it being a drawn out story, with FemAnon sleeping with more than him, but I gave up on it because of general distaste.

>>26105654
He's not based, if half of his stories aren't finished.

>>26107806
Probably

>>26108343
There all from different writefags. There's a super long one that's alright. It's about >no hooves shota Spike getting fucked by Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust and Gilda

>>26100588
>Penis
Lizards have two.

Hemipenes breh. Look it up.

>>26108651
That's not my headcanon, though.

>>26108651
Not every reptile has two cocks.

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I wrote a spike x femanon lewd a while back, I don't know why but I enjoy writing femanon more than I do anon...maybe I should be worried about that

http://pastebin.com/SZvzXznn

Anyway, here's the pastebin if anyone's interested

>>26110419
Hey I remember that.

It was short, but I enjoyed it.

>>26102002
/fit/NESSED!

>>26110909
Isn't that OP your talking about

>>26098676
>not liking lesbian
Bro, lesbian porn is literally one of if not the most popular types of porn across the globe. If anything, you're the faggot for not liking it

>>26110419
>I don't know why but I enjoy writing femanon more than I do anon...
I know that feel.
It's a slippery slope that leads to enjoying writing homo-horse more than normal smut.

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>>26110909
Cheers brah, glad you liked it

>>26112344
mfw I already have a half-written homosex story in my notepad graveyard Oh god, someone help me before I turn into a fruitbowl