>"Sorry Anon, I hope you do not mind if I turned up the

>>26093600
But Twilight, only fags still use fahrenheit

That's too high twipie. turn down the thermostat down.

>>26093607
You mean the only countries in the world that matter? :^)

>>26093600
>78 degrees Fahrenheit
Bump that down by ten degrees or you're banned from the thermostat. Give it fifteen minutes and you'll start complaining that its too warm, you'll set it too low, and then we'll be right back at square one.

>>26093613
It's okay, she is.

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>>26093600
No, you stupid horse! That's too high- *BOOM*

>>26093619
I mean fags, as in homosexuals

>>26093613
>turn down the thermostat down

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>>26093600
Twilight strikes me as a pony who would micro-manage every tiny detail of your house without any regards for the way you want things to be

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>>26093600
satan supports?

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>>26093600
>78°F
>25,6°C

Fucking hell that's hot! Turn it down, you piece of shit! We're going to melt! If you turn it up higher, I will fucking slap you before you're banned from the house!

>>26093600
I keep it cold on purpose. Low temperatures make me feel better for some reason.

>tfw in the Summer
>I want the house about 10 degrees warmer than everyone else
>restaurants crank the ac to 50 degrees
>have to wear a coat when I go out to eat
Why does everybody shun the beautiful warmth of summer?

>>26093600
>Fahrenheit
Faggotry at its finest

>>26093651
>Twilight fucks with the thermostat without your permission
>Tells you she's figured out the optimal temperature to combat the cold weather while still maintaining cost-effectiveness
>Ten minutes later, she's nice and cozy while you're basically a walking sweatrag
>Fucking Purplesmart
>Turn the temperature down and ban her from the thermostat
>Thus begins the great, albeit short-lived Themostat War of Equestria.

>>26093682
because you have poor blood circulation and it makes you feel colder.

or everyone else are just insulated by being fat fucks.

or maybe you just are a think skinned crybaby about shit, who knows.

>>26093633
Kek, underated

>>26093682
Because I live in Arizona and it peaks at 117 degrees every fucking year.

>>26093690
WRITEFAAAAAAAAGS

>>26093697
My nose and feet are always cold. Maybe I do have poor circulation.

>>26093682
>Warmth of summer
>used to 15°C
>summer gets all the way up to 35°C

It's pretty much impossible to do anything when it's hotter than a third the way to the boiling point of water from the freezing point and nothing to cool down.

>>26093690
i like this

>>26093607
Go ahead and keep using your anti-freedom numbers. The free will continue to use Fahrenheit

>>26093732
I'd much rather work in 35 degrees than be freezing my ass off. Just my opinion.

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>>26093690
"From the darkest pits of autism, and the highest mighty assburgers, I command the spirits of chaos the this image board to summon a writefag."

>>26093746
>anti-freedom numbers

Oh, do you mean the imperial units?

>>26093756
I'd much rather work my way to warmth than sweat my balls off.

>>26093600
>~25 Celsius
>implying hot
Good luck trying to survive in moscow where it is 5~23 farenheit in winter and 68~86 in summer ^:)

>>26093690
>It was all warm and cozy until the purple nation attacked

>>26093782
i'm not proud to say i lel'd

>>26093782
I laughed, well done.

>>26093619
But America isn's a country.

>>26093766
You can have the frozen wasteland and I'll take the desert wasteland

Where muh writefags at

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>>26093600
Thermostats? This is Miami, bitch!

>>26093771
Even hotter than that here.
Mid 90's to low 100's all year round.

Was just in northern US recently too. Lucky I'm not fucking dead.

>>26093651
lads, what episode is this gif from

>>26093635
>not rereading the OP post

>>26093850
Eh, I guess I'll do it. I'm not the best, but I'll write until a based one comes along.
Also I'm writing off the cuff.

>"Sorry Anon, I hope you do not mind if I turned up the thermostat up? Your home is a bit cold."
>Time seems to slow down as you stare wide eyed at the purple hoof nearing your thermostat.
>77F
>78F
>You feel violated, raped of your independences. Like if the queen of England was made president.
>79F
>Dear sweet god! You can hear thousands of Jews rubbing there hands as your heating bill rises.
"STOP!"
>Twilight retracts her hoof.
"Put the temperature down!"
>"But, I'm cold Anon, you can retain more heat as you are a big guy."

"For you.."
>You quickly retort
>You shake your head upon realising what your said.
"I mean, it cost me money, money that I don't have."

>"Anon, if your worried about money then I got some Equestrian bits still."
"They are worthless now! Remember? You crashed the gold price and the stock market in one hour of shopping. Thanks to you the whole world is stuck in a recession."
>You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh.
"Just...just put the heat back down."

>"No."
"What?"
>"No."
"Listen book horse, this my house, I choose the temperature around here."
>80F
>You didn't...This fucking pony.
"Twilight!"
>81F
>You launch a pillow at her striking her in the face.
"Bad...pony..."
>The heat now is getting unbearable.
>82F
>You begin panting, you swear you can see an oasis in your living room.

>>26093966
kek

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>>26093600
DON'T TOUCH ME THERMOSTAT!

>>26093600
I 'mha ving this problem with my fucking roommate right now.
fuck him it's not even cod AND we live in Florida for fucks sake! the sun keeps the realfeel 60+ here!

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>>26093600
Looks like Twilight wants to start a cold war

>>26093966
>you can hear thousands of Jews rubbing their hands together
That's why you shouldn't make a merchant tulpa

>>26093600
Think of it like this.

The average body temperature is about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

Now imagine you actually feel that heat all day round because of an assortment neurological and nervous disorders.

That's why I keep it so low.

>>26093600
>78°
Do you want to kill us all? life roughly stops at 60°

>>26093607
There are only three kinds of countries that use Celsius:
>France
>got invaded by France
>imitating countries that got invaded by France
It's the biggest international embarrassment since the Mongol Empire flattened everyone they met.

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>>26093600
No, Twilight! That's what I use to keep the lamias out! Now they're gonna-
>knock knock knock
...Fuck.

>>26093891
>filename

That's cool Twilight, I'll just take off my clothes.

>>26093600
You bitch, that shit costs money.

>>26093600
You don't pay no fuckin bills here, don't touch my shit.

>>26093600
NO NIGGER
GAS PRICE WENT UP 10%

>>26093682
Because you don't have to endure temperatures of 135 every year.