Didn't you know? I'm the Princess of the Sea in me part time job. It's dark and lonely on the endless blue, say, woud you join us on our patrol?
SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO
Rarity the scourge of all seamen, reporting for duty man.
eheh ...ma'am, beg your pardon darling
Ya'll ain't heard the legend? She's said to swallow them whole.
>Luna has a ship?
>And she wants you on it?
>You contain your inner adventurer and scratch your chin.
"I dunno... I'm a bit busy."
>"Come forward Anonymous! Only adventure lies 'head!"
>The Royal Canterlot Pirate voice.
>That in-it-self is pretty cool.
"Sure, why not."
>Luna picks you up with her magic and brings you onto the ship.
>"Welcome 'board, Anonymous! Tis a great honor for me to bestow upon you..."
>She reaches for something in the captains cabin, and swings it onto you.
>"The position of swabbie!"
>She gives you a blue bandanna with a moon in it, and wraps it around your head for you, and then levitates a bucket and mop into your hands.
>"Truly an honor to serve me, isn't it?"
>Realizing the gravity of the situation, you sigh.
"Yeah, great honor."
>She walks over to you, a huge shadow moves over you.
>"That's Captain to you, Anonymous! Come, I shall lay down the code of conduct on my ship!"
>She turns around, back to her giddy self, and practically Pinkie-Pie hops into her cabin.
>You follow, but not before turning to the rest of the ship.
>It's painted mostly dark blue, and decorated with purple.
>This thing isn't going to be spotted in the middle of the night.
>The crew is composed of a variety of ponies, the unicorn-earth-pegasus ratio is almost random.
>Their attitude implies they've got to be the best of the best when it comes to this.
>But none are immune to what you're about to do.
>You cup your hands around your mouth, and shout.
"Weigh-hay and up she rises! Weigh-hay and up she rises! Weigh-hay and up she rises!"
>A deadly silence befalls the whole crew, the ship seemingly pauses in time as the crew turns to eye you.
>They don't look happy.
>At least, until one shouts at you.
>"Early in the morning!"
>Another crew-member shouts at that one.
"What will we do with a drunken sailor?"
>The shanty continues.
I'd feel sorry
If I weren't a bloody pirate
I got more of a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2b-CSOwDY vibe going on.