Ahoy Anonymous! Didn't you know? I'm the Princess

Oh great. Luna's drunk again

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>>26087802
Yeah, alright.

SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO

who is this demon seaman?

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Rarity the scourge of all seamen, reporting for duty man.

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>>26087802
>Later that day, on Luna's ship...

>>26088043
>Rarity the scourge of all seamen
What? I could have sworn Rarity had an affinity with semen.

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>>26088043
eheh ...ma'am, beg your pardon darling

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>>26087802

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>>26088110

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>>26088072
Ya'll ain't heard the legend? She's said to swallow them whole.

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Aye! Aye! Here be Pinkie Pie, captain!

Pirate adventure thread?

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>>26088398
Ahoy!

>>26087802
YAR HAR FIDDLE TEE DEE

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>>26087802
I don't like those blues eyes of hers

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
BEIN A PONY IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PONY IS FREE
YOU ARE A PONY

>>26087802
Makes sense.

You know, because tides and the Moon has seas.

Seas that are incidentally called mares.

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>>26087802

>Luna has a ship?
>And she wants you on it?
>You contain your inner adventurer and scratch your chin.
"I dunno... I'm a bit busy."
>"Come forward Anonymous! Only adventure lies 'head!"
>The Royal Canterlot Pirate voice.
>That in-it-self is pretty cool.
"Sure, why not."
>Luna picks you up with her magic and brings you onto the ship.
>"Welcome 'board, Anonymous! Tis a great honor for me to bestow upon you..."
>She reaches for something in the captains cabin, and swings it onto you.
>"The position of swabbie!"
>She gives you a blue bandanna with a moon in it, and wraps it around your head for you, and then levitates a bucket and mop into your hands.
>"Truly an honor to serve me, isn't it?"
>Realizing the gravity of the situation, you sigh.
"Yeah, great honor."
>She walks over to you, a huge shadow moves over you.
>Uh-oh, man-soon-to-be-overboard.
>"Great honor...?"
"Princess."
>"That's Captain to you, Anonymous! Come, I shall lay down the code of conduct on my ship!"
>She turns around, back to her giddy self, and practically Pinkie-Pie hops into her cabin.
>You follow, but not before turning to the rest of the ship.
>It's painted mostly dark blue, and decorated with purple.
>This thing isn't going to be spotted in the middle of the night.
>The crew is composed of a variety of ponies, the unicorn-earth-pegasus ratio is almost random.
>Their attitude implies they've got to be the best of the best when it comes to this.
>But none are immune to what you're about to do.
>You cup your hands around your mouth, and shout.
"Weigh-hay and up she rises! Weigh-hay and up she rises! Weigh-hay and up she rises!"
>A deadly silence befalls the whole crew, the ship seemingly pauses in time as the crew turns to eye you.
>Oh shit.
>They don't look happy.
>At least, until one shouts at you.
>"Early in the morning!"
>Another crew-member shouts at that one.
>"What will we do with a drunken sailor?"

>The shanty continues.

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>>26089148
Glorious

>>26089148
Moar

Better sail out of page ten territory.

>>26091581
[spoiler}row row row your boat[/spoiler]

>>26093025
did I just

>>26093032
Yes, you fucked up son

You should feel ashamed of yourself.

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>>26093318
I'd feel sorry If I weren't a bloody pirate

>>26089148
tfw just came back from the shooting range today
tfw we kept singing this while shooting
tfw first thread i come upon today.

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>>26089148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

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>>26093580
I got more of a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2b-CSOwDY vibe going on.

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>>26093353