>>26086560 "I...I can't SEMEN DEMON. It's a curse!" >"...seriously. Stop" "You don't understand! I wish I could, but it's not something I could decide! Trust me, SEMEN DEMON!" >"You sound stupid. Just know this" "FOR THE LOVE....love of god, trust me! I would never call you 'semen demon' without a specific reason, SEMEN DEMON!" >"very stupid" "...n-nor any of your friends! Like SEMEN DEMON! O-or the lovely SEMEN DEMON!" >"...whatever, I'm out." >"Whoa, man...Twi looked really pissed." "...oh shut the fuck up, SEMEN DEMON." >"..." "Curse, remember"
>>26086560 "Sure, I can do that." >Twiggles raises an eyebrow >"Really? That's it?" "Oh yeah." >You go back to doing whatever it was you were before she came in >Purple stares at you for a moment before smiling >"Well then, another friendship problem solved!" "Yup. By the way, do you know how often Rarity meditates?" >"Why would you think that she does in the first place?" "Duh, because she's a spunk monk." >Twilight mouths the words a few times >Her face gradually reddens >"YOU. ARE. DISGUSTING!"
>Every night 6 ponies who look exactly like the Mane 6 break into Anon's house, hold him down with magic and suck him off until he's shooting blanks >He started calling them Semen Demons as a joke >They have no idea what he's talking about >He explains what happens >They all deny it's them >Nobody knows what's going on.
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