>Mr. Anon, how do I get Scootaloo to like me?

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>>26084233

>>26084233
>rape

You need protein. Lead paint chips has a lot of that

>>26084233
Lie to her. If you can make a skill of that at your young age, you'll be set.

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>>26084233
You must be pic related.

>>26084233
Hmmm?
inject her with this. its an aphrodisiac. my brand.

>>26084284
>"..R-ro..hyp..nol?"

First, you're going to aim as many fireworks at yourself as you can.

Then, you're going to get her to light them all.

Trust me, taking fireworks to the face works WONDERS at convincing girls things about you.

Namely, that you're an idiot, but I digress.

>>26084233
Learn to fly so she'll want to make non-crippled babies with you.

>>26084233
Promise to teach her to fly.
This may not be a sustainable solution to your problem.

>>26084233
"Suck her dick."
>"... G-... Girls don't have dicks."
"WHAT?!"

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>>26085148

She already has Rainbow Dash for that

>male
sorry, you're not her type

Simple, disguise

>>26084233
Just take a bunch of pictures of her and start making a worshiping spot in your closet. You'll thank me later.

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>>26085837
That's not all she already has Rainbow Dash for.

>>26084233
Hold her parents hostage, works every time.

Oh that's easy. You just have to find the clitoris.

>>26084233
>rape

>>26084233
Well usually my advice to someone asking me that would be "just be yourself" but in this case that would be the worst thing you could do. Try and be confident I guess?

She's into mares. You have no chances. After all, her idol is lesbian as well.

OMFG this clopfic is so hot! https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208908/movie-night

>>26086064
WHAT PARENTS!? KEK!

>>26087273
Way to take a good joke and fucking murder it with your faggotry. Slow clap for you.

>>26084233
Scoot is mine, find your own filly

>>26084233
stick you dick in her. Once you do that she will be your woman even if she doesn't want to be.

>1. Look her in the eyes
>2. Tenderly start freestyle rapping

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>>26084233
>>26084233

Stop looking like this guy

>>26084233
Get some good ol' chicken feed.

>>26084233
Become a cripple

>>26085148
She will never fly.