>"You want me to get into THAT giant robot?"
>Implying your dick is bigger than an inch
Do you see anyone else here with hands, Spike?
Only you can operate this thing, plus chicks dig giant robots so this is your big chance to save the day and win a certain unicorn's favour.
you have the same color scheme spike, its destiny
>"I- I don't wanna get in the robot!"
>You smile warmly at him
"Chicks dig giant robots."
>Everything is a rush of motion as you headbutt the start button
>Megas plows its way backwards through Ponyville causing ponies to go flying
>All the while this little nigga screamin'
>"I WANNA GET OFF THE RIDE!"
"YOU CAN'T GET OFF THE RIDE NIGGA! THE RIDE ENDS FOR NO MAN! BEEEEEE-YATCH!"
>You always knew Twilight's new toy castle would look good as a hood ornament
"Nooo, I want you to get into the OTHER giant robo- OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO GET INTO THAT GIANT ROBOT!"
"Because that giant ass bear is raping Twilight's castle."
>Proceed to watch as the Ursa Alpha Major Prime shoves it's tower sized five headed dick into Twilight's castle.
>The screams of manyvmares fills the air.
>"Oh... Can't it wait?"
"No. Get in the robot."
"GET IN THE GOD DAMN ROBOT!"