>"You want me to get into THAT giant robot?"

Get in the fucking robot, Spike.

>>26083438
No you miss heard me
i said
"i want you to get on my giant dick"

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>>26083462
>Implying your dick is bigger than an inch

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>>26083494
T. a living projector

>>26083438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM9liWZMfPk
HURRY THE FUCK UP SPIKE
YOU GOT TO SAAAVVEEEEEEE THE WOOOORRRLLLLDDDD

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>Spike... get in the robot...

>>26083537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgGwF7cSs6I

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>>26083438
Spike

>>26083438
No Spike, I expect you to die!

>>26083438
Relax, Spike. Optimus Prime is a professional. You ain't gonna get crushed or anything.

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>>26083438
Do you see anyone else here with hands, Spike?
Only you can operate this thing, plus chicks dig giant robots so this is your big chance to save the day and win a certain unicorn's favour.

>>26083551
4/10

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>>26083438
you have the same color scheme spike, its destiny

>>26083438
>"I- I don't wanna get in the robot!"
"But Spike..."
>You smile warmly at him
"Chicks dig giant robots."
>Everything is a rush of motion as you headbutt the start button
>Megas plows its way backwards through Ponyville causing ponies to go flying
>All the while this little nigga screamin'
>"I WANNA GET OFF THE RIDE!"
"YOU CAN'T GET OFF THE RIDE NIGGA! THE RIDE ENDS FOR NO MAN! BEEEEEE-YATCH!"
>Crash
>"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
>You always knew Twilight's new toy castle would look good as a hood ornament

>>26083438
But Spike, chicks dig giant robots!

>>26083438
>"Spike!"
>"LETS SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!"

Too many megas xlr references here
Also why the hell did that show died anyways?

>>26083438
"Nooo, I want you to get into the OTHER giant robo- OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO GET INTO THAT GIANT ROBOT!"
>"Bu-But why?..."
"Because that giant ass bear is raping Twilight's castle."
>Proceed to watch as the Ursa Alpha Major Prime shoves it's tower sized five headed dick into Twilight's castle.
>The screams of manyvmares fills the air.
>"Oh... Can't it wait?"
"No. Get in the robot."
>"But-"
"GET IN THE GOD DAMN ROBOT!"