"Anon put that thing away, it scares me"

>>26082311
Guns are perfectly safe, horse.

>>26082336
A salt rifle.

>>26082311
You scare me.

>>26082336
No Anon i mean the thing hanging out of your pants.

>>26082348
OH, you mean my gigantic 12ft long horse dildo i glued to my dick

>>26082356
Yes, it is scary.

>>26082348
You mean this wedding ring?

>>26082311

But I need to clean the house atleast once in a while!
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It is not my fault that you horses are afraid of vacuum cleaners!

>>26082374
No anon go talk to Lyra she likes that stuff, i hear.

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>>26082311
Silly pony is scared of hamburgers lol

>>26082424
But they make loud noises and it hurts my ears!
>>26082441
Get that dead animal away from me you murderer.

>>26082311
Someone needs to writefag this

>>26082311
How do I put away a BRRRT?

>>26082311
rose a qt

>>26082311
are there ANY rosefags?

>>26084505
Of course

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>>26084513

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>>26082311
You are a marshmallow, Rose.

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This again....

>>26082311
anything scares the ponish

>>26082311
...It's a water pistol, Rose.

>>26086014
>ponies behave like cats
>this also means fears like water pistols and cucumbers

>>26086047
>cucumbers
lolwut

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>>26082339
fuck you, carlos, that was funny

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Fuzzy pone is fuzzy.

>>26084505
Hell yeh man.

>>26082311
>rape

>>26086621
Pat the pony

>>26083539
git out stupid plane pony faggot

>>26084505
Yep, I'm here

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>>26088834
impregnate the pony

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>"Stay away!"

>>26082311
I'm chopping a carrot, it's not like I'm gonna go out and stab somebody.

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>>26082311
It's just a frog, Rose

>>26086047
I want to attack a pony with a cucumber.

>>26091047
I'm sure you do~

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>>26082311
What, you mean my big long central nervous system?