LIGHTNING ROUND draw prompt!
>Draw a sketch of a pony, or any other creature, while leaving any construction lines in.
Friendship is Magic #38 is due out tomorrow (Jan. 13) - digital copy could be up in 22 hours!
Has Starlight Glimmer had any time for holidays since she began her initial crusade against cutie marks? There's a lot of blanks despite knowing what was so traumatic to her in her youth - what happened past that? She got her own mark at some point - how did she feel about it? Was she still living a normal filly's life for any time after that point? What of her family?
Regardless of the answers, Ponyville will be willing to treat her fairly and introduce her to fun she may have been missing.
Season 5 episode links
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captcha is being a bit difficult right now, I wish it would stop. Maybe it's just me.
There is a table. On that table is a plate of steak. The man stabs his fork into the steak. The pony squeals. The pony is in a cage. The pony is sobbing.
The pony signed a waiver and paid a large number of bits in order to be in the cage, while the man ate the steak on the plate on the table.
I've got a PHP script that scrapes a board on the sub for any OPs containing specially formatted timestamps and parses out the thread subject, the timestamps, and a link to the thread.
Next up is formatting that into a calendar.
>What of her family?
Did she even have one? With her magic abilities she should have ended up in the school for gifted unicorns if she had anyone taking care of her.
Or maybe she ran away from home shortly after Sunburst left
what kind of asshole friend leaves without saying goodbye anyway?
With that script on the sub, we can make a board for calendar events and people can post stuff to it easily.
Then we could track streams, games, and other stuff to keep us busy during the hiatus.
/ht/ - Hamburger Time
I bet she has a huge-ass pool in the castle and she just floats in it like a swan in her free time
she probably does it to meditate or something
>kept position number 1 in one of the social events in the gameloft pone app throughout the whole event
>didn't get my pone
It wasn't my idea, but yeah I agree. Creating an event will be as easy as starting a thread, and the calendar entry will show the thread subject and link back to it so you can even discuss things related to it too.
But I think I'm spent from struggling with DOMDocument, PCRE, and PHP. If someone who's got some decent HTML/CSS design chops could slap together a quick empty calendar page I could pump the data in there. But otherwise I'm done for tonight.
i can't stop thinking about colt and stallion penises, how they'd feel and taste and smell, their adorable grunts and moans as i happily pleasure them, the warm salty taste of their delicious cum as i'm rewarded by a throbbing flare spurting in my mouth as i try desperately and fail to keep it all in my mouth, getting my face and hair and chest and hands so messy and wet, leaving one satisfied and relaxed as i move on to the next raging erection
is this normal
erotic greentext time?
>Fluttershy wants to watch march of the penguins
>Dash wants to watch the nature and wilds of Africa
Who do you pick first to watch documentary?
I watch a documentary on Leopard seals with both of them.
i flip the script on them and make 'em watch the bleak-ass herzog penguin docu
fluttershy all sobbing while this pitiless german guy narrates the mad penguin waddling out to certain death in the interior of antarctica
Theriogenology. 1989 Feb;31(2):341-6.
Stallion ejaculation induced by manual stimulation of the penis.
Crump J Jr1, Crump J.
This paper reports the use of a procedure for collection of semen from stallions by manual stimulation of the penis while the stallion is standing. Our use of this method with 18 stallions of various ages and types of semen collection experience indicates that this method may be an efficient alternative to traditional semen collection techniques using an artificial vagina and stimulus mare or dummy mount mare. Our observations, together with those of others who have tried the manual technique, suggest that both animals and handlers can be readily trained to use this method. Limited data suggests that semen samples obtained by manual stimulation are similar to those obtained using an artificial vagina.
You do it for her
And then you'd do it again
You do it for her, that is to say
You waifu this horse
Hooray! Now that Fluttershy's dead, we can replace her spot in the main 6 with a more worthwhile pone.
My shit don't run on charity, I want the bottlecaps AND the straw to the juicebox.
So I've been gone for over a month because of a fucked up PC. Good to see you fuckers don't change. Though really, if nothing's changed since 2011 I don't see why anything would in the span of 30 days. I miss new episodes.
please, put the pony back together again
i'm sitting here crying, covered in fluttershy goo, trying to slap the pieces back together again but i've just got a pink and pineapple-flesh-colored pile.
I come here once in a blue moon when we're hiatus and still
It's nice to always have some pretty ople with good taste.
can it be time for sunny bunny?
>I don't know what he's saying, but ok.
where would you take her on a date
Because she isn't real!
whatever happened to that fire ruby
they are something, aren't they
too tired to draw any more tonight, sorry
pony culture is a very ass-obsessed culture
just like ours
You get a pone-girl instead.
I WOULD'VE LIKED TO SPEND THE NIGHT AT TWILIGHT'S COMFY TREEBRARY
Some ponies are so fertile that even looking at pictures of them gets them pregnant.
I'm going to hug this filly
Call an ambulance
trust me man, just hug the filly
it'll work out best for everyone that way
>remember I haven't done my dishes yet
>doing the dishes
>hey, that Pinkie stare hasn't been posted today yet, I'll post it myself when I come back
Oh how you read my mind, mulpug.
>all these new fillies introduced in the same season the CMCs get their buttmarks
Why do I get the feeling that they're going to replace them?
I don't want a shitty gimmick filly as a main character though.
I want to see episodes centerwd around colt train, colt ross, peach filly, and filly mcstrong.
It would be the cutest thing in the universe.
How about AJ in this outfit playing with Winona?
I meant like eqg only characters
like villains or something
you know what just give me dazzling requests
LEWD dazzling requests
Reverse version of this?
With a giant pony holding a tiny eqg girl in her hooves.
I still wanna see this episode. Hell, I'll take just a regular group of stallions hanging out.
I need me some eager to love Sonata. And I mean eager.
There really never is enough shimmerfucking.
Only in Missouri and Oregon.
Sunset Shimmer anally fisting a horse?
i want that humdrum
you know what this means, right
technically, equestria girls/ponies have been in an actual hollywood movie
>new leaked S6 information
>the Mayor slays Princess Celestia and takes her place as Ruler of Equestria for life
it's so weird seeing pinkie pie in a movie
The ref I was using felt like it was judging me the whole time
Glad I stuck around for it. Top notch work. Don't mind her glare, anyway. She actually loves it.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that married mares can use heat as an excuse when they cheat on their husbands, even if they weren't actually IN heat, and the judge will excuse her from any of the punishments associated with breaking their trust in such a disgusting way.
I must ask then, why do mares take offense when stallions say "she must be in heat" when a mare is acting like a whore?
Is it not a double standard to use something you supposedly can't control to explain doing something terrible, while getting offended that others try to use that same reason to explain why you're doing something terrible?
I can't stop dreaming about
everyone hating me.
it has very little to do with hasbro, other than the hasbro president and the bad guy from the first are trying to kidnap ted and find out what makes him sentient so they can make more of him
surprisingly, this is actually one of the minor plots
the major plot is a boring series of court cases where they actually try to decide whether he is legally a person
such a zany comedy amirite
>ywn care for adorable sniffly ponies
>dat version of the "Cupcakes" song
what about 3-D deer butt?
Mentally Advanced Series is fun, the animation is getting better over time and the free reigns he has now that he doesn't have to use clips from the show help, although they are a bit shorter so that he can put them out every month.
Gym of the Romantic Journey is also good, animated by a different guy, voiced by multiple people. Releases monthly as well iirc.
I dunno if Peel Off will return or if that's retired, Let's Plays are, well, let's plays, new RDP is in the works but won't be done in a loooong time.
True. Comparing -5 or -6, or whichever was the one where he started using Flash instead of drawing everything by himself, to the latest negative 13 and 14 you can see some great improvements. I guess that's the advantage of using Flash, once you make a certain asset you can then reuse it all the time and spend the time making more assets, getting better over time. I think.
>as you bone my corridors thoroughly.
was that a freudian slip
>That is slightly less sexy than Pinkie hoped
you guys remember S1 headcanons
they were pretty good
she is indeed a cutie
I want to cuddle her lots
and do adult stuff with her when I babysit her
>where they try to find out what her cutie mark is supposed to mean.
Anyone but Fluttershy, she has a cute small flank
I'm sorry anon, we have nothing to cure bad taste. Have you tried a .40 aspirin?
But she's such a fertile pone.
She must have wide birthing hips.
Fluttershy is for babies.
Lots of babies.
>fluttershy is so fertile she started to get pregnant from all her animals
Ever wondered where Chimeras and manticores came from?
You don't want to know the kind of stuff fluttershy does.
pony is afraid of growing up and that makes her feel horrible.
We need more ponies that are not ponies or humans.
you have horrible taste and wouldn't know a good ass if it sat on your face
Damn, I thought I was right for once.
What's spaerk doing these days anyway
I miss the dude
What do you mean?
He's still doing stuff
Pony reminds you that you don't have any right to insult her beliefs whatsoever, because of your kind's obsession with some zombie human half breed alchemist with a cross fetish who lived around two thousand years ago.
I'm still here, just not contributing much apart from the prompts at the moment, so I am Anon most of the time.
>What's the appeal of a big ass?
>I mean big tits I understand
Oh. I understand.
what's the appeal of a big tuft? I mean a big wing I understand, but after a certain point the tuft just loses meaning.
I guess you could say "That was the joke."
Nevermind, I found it.
Why are pony tufts so great? It's just soft fuzz, why is it so arousing and exciting?
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
I bet it would be lot of fun to hang around the ponies - on the one hand they are sapient, can talk to you and everything, on the other hand they do horsey things.
Pony is just happy, let her enjoy herself.
>hurrr electronic music is inauthentic and fake
Razzle Dazzle > I am just a pony > Equestria my home
Are we really going to fucking do this Anon? Are we really going to fucking JOKE right NOW? Do you know who the fuck just died? David fucking bowie. He was crafting masterpieces when you weren't even a thought yet. He was traveling to distant lands and fucking exotic women before your parents even met. For every great thing you've done, Davids done a thousand more. He'll be illuminating peoples ears with his magic for centuries to come, you'll be dead at best. You need to watch your fucking tongue and realize who you're talking about. A square inch of his nutsack is worth more than your entire family you fucking fool. You'll be dust underneath the earth while David's changing peoples life from his grave, you filthy fuck. Most of the genres of music you listen to probably wouldn't even exist without david bowie. We probably wouldn't exist without david bowie. You or me, pal. Ever heard of the butterfly effect? Who's to know if the human race would even exist without him? Who's to know what kind of place this world would've been without bowies light illuminating the path for us? Get your fucking head straight bro. Listen to the berlin trilogy and then try and question a thing I just said. You can't.
What the hell is "weak music" even supposed to mean?