!TWO HOURS!
LIGHTNING ROUND draw prompt!
>Draw a sketch of a pony, or any other creature, while leaving any construction lines in.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136859551613/
Friendship is Magic #38 is due out tomorrow (Jan. 13) - digital copy could be up in 22 hours!
Has Starlight Glimmer had any time for holidays since she began her initial crusade against cutie marks? There's a lot of blanks despite knowing what was so traumatic to her in her youth - what happened past that? She got her own mark at some point - how did she feel about it? Was she still living a normal filly's life for any time after that point? What of her family?
Regardless of the answers, Ponyville will be willing to treat her fairly and introduce her to fun she may have been missing.
>>26074017
Previous thread.
Goodnight, MLPG.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
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Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
>>26081018
Fuck yeah it is
captcha is being a bit difficult right now, I wish it would stop. Maybe it's just me.
>>26081080
>Maybe it's just me.
Nah, it's fucked.
There is a table. On that table is a plate of steak. The man stabs his fork into the steak. The pony squeals. The pony is in a cage. The pony is sobbing.
The pony signed a waiver and paid a large number of bits in order to be in the cage, while the man ate the steak on the plate on the table.
We've all felt it.
>>26080913
I've got a PHP script that scrapes a board on the sub for any OPs containing specially formatted timestamps and parses out the thread subject, the timestamps, and a link to the thread.
Next up is formatting that into a calendar.
>>26081053
>What of her family?
Did she even have one? With her magic abilities she should have ended up in the school for gifted unicorns if she had anyone taking care of her.
Or maybe she ran away from home shortly after Sunburst leftwhat kind of asshole friend leaves without saying goodbye anyway?
>>26081164
What are you planning to do with that?
>>26081179
With that script on the sub, we can make a board for calendar events and people can post stuff to it easily.
Then we could track streams, games, and other stuff to keep us busy during the hiatus./ht/ - Hamburger Time
>>26081162
I want that majestic swan-horse to wrap her neck around me.
>>26081164
>PHP
gross
>>26081200
Hey, I'm only using it because that's what's available on the sub.
PHP a shit
>>26081162
I bet she has a huge-ass pool in the castle and she just floats in it like a swan in her free time
she probably does it to meditate or something
>>26081196
That actually sounds pretty great
>>26081162
yessss
>kept position number 1 in one of the social events in the gameloft pone app throughout the whole event
>didn't get my pone
>>26081216
It wasn't my idea, but yeah I agree. Creating an event will be as easy as starting a thread, and the calendar entry will show the thread subject and link back to it so you can even discuss things related to it too.But I think I'm spent from struggling with DOMDocument, PCRE, and PHP. If someone who's got some decent HTML/CSS design chops could slap together a quick empty calendar page I could pump the data in there. But otherwise I'm done for tonight.
>>26081074
my dick every time
>>26081212
>huge-ass pool
She's a Princess, I bet she has something fancier. Like some underground grotto that is illuminated by glowing crystals, with a small waterfall in one corner
Goodnight dorks.
>>26081297
creepy
>>26081297
.. I will accept my fate.
>>26081297
top meme
>>26081297
I choose to interpret this as snakelestia
>>26081297
don't care, had cuddles
i can't stop thinking about colt and stallion penises, how they'd feel and taste and smell, their adorable grunts and moans as i happily pleasure them, the warm salty taste of their delicious cum as i'm rewarded by a throbbing flare spurting in my mouth as i try desperately and fail to keep it all in my mouth, getting my face and hair and chest and hands so messy and wet, leaving one satisfied and relaxed as i move on to the next raging erection
is this normal
>>26081391
Aryu Mi?
>>26081391
No I don't think anyone has ever liked horsecocks before
>>26081297
and then she leans over and smooches the trapped anon right on his struggling snootle
I want to watch nature documentaries with Dash and Fluttershy
>>26081391erotic greentext time?
>>26081167
the worst
>>26081436
>horse mating scene
how would they react
>>26081436
>Fluttershy wants to watch march of the penguins
>Dash wants to watch the nature and wilds of Africa
Who do you pick first to watch documentary?
>>26081459
I watch a documentary on Leopard seals with both of them.
>>26081459
i flip the script on them and make 'em watch the bleak-ass herzog penguin docu
fluttershy all sobbing while this pitiless german guy narrates the mad penguin waddling out to certain death in the interior of antarctica
>>26081297
whispering "have you made any friends today?" into anon's ear
anon, helpless, begins to sweat
>>26081436
>Segment on hibernation comes on
>Dash blows up the TV
Theriogenology. 1989 Feb;31(2):341-6.
Stallion ejaculation induced by manual stimulation of the penis.
Crump J Jr1, Crump J.
Author information
Abstract
This paper reports the use of a procedure for collection of semen from stallions by manual stimulation of the penis while the stallion is standing. Our use of this method with 18 stallions of various ages and types of semen collection experience indicates that this method may be an efficient alternative to traditional semen collection techniques using an artificial vagina and stimulus mare or dummy mount mare. Our observations, together with those of others who have tried the manual technique, suggest that both animals and handlers can be readily trained to use this method. Limited data suggests that semen samples obtained by manual stimulation are similar to those obtained using an artificial vagina.
LEWD REQUESTS
>>26081623
Fluttershy getting fingerbanged
>>26081623lewdprincesseverydayattire
You do it for her
And then you'd do it again
You do it for her, that is to say
You waifu this horse
>>26081623
Gloomhorse spelunking.
>>26081623
Staring at Fluttershy
>>26081636
This is a true statement.
>>26081623
Horsefuck Shimmer
>>26081573
I laughed.
>>26081623
Big Mac pumping buckets of horse spunk into Braeburn's mouth.
>>26081623
Anon accidentally putting his hand over a store ponies' hoof when he goes to pay.
>>26081698
that's adorable
do this one
Filly asks for more of that Xanax candy you gave her.
>>26081625
Pony is dripping with precuddle again
>>26081736
>>26081726
First one was free.
She got cash or some other way of paying?
OH NO!
>>26081751
i already exploded once today
i'm getting close to exploding again
>>26081754
oh! she has this neat candy ring she got yesterday at lunch, a few bottlecaps, and a juicebox.
She's willing to trade everything but the juicebox. It's her favorite flavor.
>>26081758
oh
y e s
>>26081736
is she ok
>>26081736
Hooray! Now that Fluttershy's dead, we can replace her spot in the main 6 with a more worthwhile pone.
>>26081777
I'm afraid she's been exploded
>>26081758
is it contagious?
Quick, run Sunset Shimmer on her and see what happens
>>26081698
>>26081723
This is gonna need a mosaic censor.
>>26081770
My shit don't run on charity, I want the bottlecaps AND the straw to the juicebox.
So I've been gone for over a month because of a fucked up PC. Good to see you fuckers don't change. Though really, if nothing's changed since 2011 I don't see why anything would in the span of 30 days. I miss new episodes.
>>26081789
now explode twilight, kill the winged beast
>>26081823hyperfertilewinona
>>26081789
please, put the pony back together again
i'm sitting here crying, covered in fluttershy goo, trying to slap the pieces back together again but i've just got a pink and pineapple-flesh-colored pile.
>>26081861
God Anon just water her daily and she'll grow back eventually.
>>26081823
I come here once in a blue moon when we're hiatus and still
Nothing
Changes
It's nice to always have some pretty ople with good taste.
>>26081666
http://imgur.com/rNYiOdK
say no more
>>26081959
>getting addicted to the musk
U N F
https://derpibooru.org/1064704
>>26081956
Luna is best princess, on every level.
>>26081964
http://imgur.com/D2xipq5
>>26081973
2X UNF
>>26081959
RULES OF NATURE
can it be time for sunny bunny?
>>26081959
>>26081973
2 LEWD
>>26081959
>>26081973
She made the right choice, I guess.
>>26081987
She's shit
>>26081987
It's time for Sunny's hummy cunny to get some punny cummies
>>26081973
>no flare
>>26082013
>I don't know what he's saying, but ok.
>>26081973
more equestria girls pls
where would you take her on a date
>>26082044
cafeteria
>>26082044
>>26082044
AJ's ranch
>>26082019
http://imgur.com/EC7RVS1
my b
>>26082056
Good idea.
>>26082062
Now this I can unf to.
A+
>>26082056
>>26082073
[various degrees of horse]
>>26082044
Nowhere!
Because she isn't real!
>>26082084
why is that art so weird-looking
>>26082084
>Fosgitt
>>26082073
i want to see sunset tied to the belly of a horse just being fucked as it walks around
>>26082096
No mames
>>26082118
because she died for our sins, now get back to ponying
>>26082118
>>26082118
whatever happened to that fire ruby
>>26082124
Sir yes sirthreelewdwords
>>26082132
big dick stallions!
>>26082132
Forced Mare Transformation
>>26082084
That artstyle might be good for some sort of Disney comic but holy shit, that artist's horses are the worst.
>>26082145
Do not sexualize junior
HEY NOBBY WHAT ABOUT THOSE HUGE GIRAFFE BUTTS
>only 180 days to go
>>26082197
Where's angoor
>>26082185
they are something, aren't theytoo tired to draw any more tonight, sorry
>>26082204
That'll do, nobbs
That'll do
Sleep tight nobbster
I WANT TO SLEEP WITH A PONY TONIGHT
pony culture is a very ass-obsessed culture
just like ours
Call Princess Celestia mother and then flirt, Y/N?
>>26082204
butts
pony says the butt-enlargement pills she got from the ponynet aren't working
>>26082230
good to know that the complacency illusion I paid that unicorn for is working perfectly
tell pony to keep up her regimen
maybe up the dose if she's feeling it
>>26082223
I've been trying to beat goat genocide simulator in fishwife must die mode but fish too hard
>>26082215
Too bad!
You get a pone-girl instead.
>>26082258
>not a pone boy
>tfw no massive stallionbro to cuddle you to sleep
what would it be like to sleepover at a pony's house
which pony's house would you like to spend the night at
>>26082293
I WOULD'VE LIKED TO SPEND THE NIGHT AT TWILIGHT'S COMFY TREEBRARY
Colt kisses
>>26082293
No question.
>>26082306
Colts are not supposed to kiss colts.
>>26082322
Colt does not care. He is going to kiss colt.
>>26082322
Can fillies kiss fillies?
>>26082329
Fine, just as long s they do not hold hooves in public.
>>26082330
Yes, because that is totally not homosexual.
>>26082335
The colts are holding hooves in public
>>26082349
Apples.
>>26082353
they have passed the colt kissing cult initiation ritual
they will be contacted shortly
>>26082349
>>26082386
id like to see the milkshake chef in the corner wondering who the fuck those kids are singing to.
>>26082353
Have them put down.
>>26082386
I still don't get why this guy put Fluttershy there instead of Rarity
>>26082409
Probably because they think she's cuter.
>>26082408
Colt went down on colt.
>>26082416
*Monocle*
Filly on colt on mare on stallion on dog on a motorcycle action.
>>26082437
What a pistol?
>>26082360
APPLEJACK I CAN SEE YOUR CRAAACK!
>>26082483
>>26082493
Pony just got bred, like, super hard.
>>26082494
POOP comes from there!
>>26082511
>>26082386
Whenever I see this gif I start hearing "We Will Rock You" in sync to Applejack's hooves.
Did you remember to rumble youreye contact that doesn't cause pregnancy, my child?
>>26082519
>>26082519
Some ponies are so fertile that even looking at pictures of them gets them pregnant.
YOU CAN'T HAVE ALL THOSE BABIES, FLUTTERSHY
>>26082549
You can't stop her trying.Or me.
>>26082562
Hugthe filly.
>>26082580
Or else what?
>>26082580
I'm going to hug this filly
Call an ambulance
>>26082584
trust me man, just hug the filly
it'll work out best for everyone that way
>>26082605
This sounds like a threat.
>browse MLPG
>remember I haven't done my dishes yet
>doing the dishes
>hey, that Pinkie stare hasn't been posted today yet, I'll post it myself when I come back
>>26082562
Oh how you read my mind, mulpug.
>>26082580lickthe filly
>>26082629
Part of the ship
Part of the crew
>>26082643
I bet that filly is a total slut.
She has fucked every colt on the playground.
Ezcept maybe that gay duo.
>all these new fillies introduced in the same season the CMCs get their buttmarks
Why do I get the feeling that they're going to replace them?
>>26082665
>not wanting to have this cutie as a main character
>>26082680
I don't want a shitty gimmick filly as a main character though.
>>26082665
I want to see episodes centerwd around colt train, colt ross, peach filly, and filly mcstrong.
It would be the cutest thing in the universe.
>>26082649
NAKAMA
>You said we were going to Disney World!
>>26082735
And you said you were going to study for your test.
>>26082735
I was taking FILLY.
Not your shitty bipedal ass.
evens:eqg requests
odds:pony requests
>>26082768
Draw eqg as ponies.
>>26082768
>eqg
>>26082768ultrabusty dazzlings
>>26082770
actually this
>>26082701
Take out Colt Train and put Rumble in and we're golden
>>26082768
How about AJ in this outfit playing with Winona?
>>26082779
Colt Train's presence is nonnegotiable
We could just add Rumble without removing anypony.
I meant like eqg only characters
like villains or something
you know what just give me dazzling requestsLEWD dazzling requests
>>26082770
>>26082791
Pony or bust.
Lewd filly dazzlings.
>>26082768
Reverse version of this?
With a giant pony holding a tiny eqg girl in her hooves.
>>26082791
Twilight dying a horrible death
>>26082665
I still wanna see this episode. Hell, I'll take just a regular group of stallions hanging out.
>>26082791
big bust dazzling
big butt dazzling
big hair dazzling
>>26082791
>actually wanting to draw EqG
where's the nobby that I cherished and loved
>>26082803
Tess's drawings broke me
and I'm drawin people right now anyways
I still haven't seen them and don't have any plans to
>>26082791
I need me some eager to love Sonata. And I mean eager.
>>26082768
Sci Twily making out with dog spike.
>>26082768
Horsefuck Shimmer 2: Horsefuck Harder
>>26082816
not tender, loving horsesnuggles
>>26082816
There really never is enough shimmerfucking.
Is interspecies cuddling legal without a permit?
>>26082826
Only in Missouri and Oregon.
>>26082826
of course
what kind of horrible, fascist government would seek to regulate love?
>>26082835
What about booping or hoof holding?
oh shit
>>26082816
Sunset Shimmer anally fisting a horse?
>>26082852
>vlc
>>26082869
I threw up in my mouth a bit
this is from ted 2, btw
>>26082849
Illegal everywhere.
>>26082886
I want that Maneiac
>>26082894
i want that humdrum
you know what this means, right
technically, equestria girls/ponies have been in an actual hollywood movie
>new leaked S6 information
>the Mayor slays Princess Celestia and takes her place as Ruler of Equestria for life
it's so weird seeing pinkie pie in a movie
>>26082925
Good
>>26082810
The ref I was using felt like it was judging me the whole time
>>26082943
http://imgur.com/Ps7J5QX
oh, forgot link
>>26082943
>>26082946
Glad I stuck around for it. Top notch work. Don't mind her glare, anyway. She actually loves it.
>>26082946
I had forgotten how tame human pussy is
>>26082886
Nice.
>vlc
>>26082934
>it's so weird seeing pinkie pie in a movie
Pinkie Pie should be in every movie.
>>26082968
>Pinkie Pie should be in every movie.
she is
she's just out of frame most of the time
>>26082946
>>26082943
I actually like the reference accompanying the pic, it makes it funnier. Should've kept it in.
>>26082993
I just saved both images next to each other. It amuses me.
Am I a Hasdrone if I think Equestria Girls was a good idea?
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that married mares can use heat as an excuse when they cheat on their husbands, even if they weren't actually IN heat, and the judge will excuse her from any of the punishments associated with breaking their trust in such a disgusting way.
I must ask then, why do mares take offense when stallions say "she must be in heat" when a mare is acting like a whore?
Is it not a double standard to use something you supposedly can't control to explain doing something terrible, while getting offended that others try to use that same reason to explain why you're doing something terrible?
>>26083009
No, you'd just have a pretty shit opinion and taste
Fluffy tails
Filly wants you to kiss her.
Smooch the stallions.
Filly is saving herself for her husband on her wedding night.
>Today is National Marzipan Day
>>26083052
With Marzipan's radish we gonna win the compotishun.
>>26083023
man i would fuck the shit out of that fluffy deerass
i can't stop thinking about all the equestria girls rubbing their feet on my face
why am i so horny tonight, i already jacked off twice
>>26083068
I can't stop dreaming abouteveryone hating me.
>>26082946
I'm making a rig of paisley for fun
>>26083095
It's kinda a challenge since her snout sticks out really far, so figuring otu how to do face turns with one symbol is gonna be interesting.
>>26083111
Is Ted 2 a Hasbro movie in disguise? I only watched the first one for Mila Kunis and it was painful
>don't forget your keys, Anon!
What if Maude Pie is a mare with a lot of natural beauty?
>>26083127
it has very little to do with hasbro, other than the hasbro president and the bad guy from the first are trying to kidnap ted and find out what makes him sentient so they can make more of him
surprisingly, this is actually one of the minor plots
the major plot is a boring series of court cases where they actually try to decide whether he is legally a person
such a zany comedy amirite
I drew a satr
Rainbow Blaze played hoofball in high school. He would have gone pro if he didn't hurt his knee senior year.
>>26083177
Those 2010 vectors always trigger me
>>26083177
I like thing
>>26083177
>pinky out
Keks where had. You've done good, son.
>>26083188
>Keks where had
Bitch deserves it
Pony is cold, tired, hungry, itchy, stuffed up, and needs to go to the bathroom.
>>26083222
>pinky
who is that?
What if flu season in Equestria?
>>26083268
>ywn care for adorable sniffly ponies
>>26083177
Now we're getting somewhere!
CALM DOWN, BONER
>>26083312
boognish pls
>>26083177
>[what is love] playing in the background
>>26083298
Her neck is far too thin though.
it's ded
time to change the batteries?
>>26083355
Let it run for a little bit longer before you do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IDaM1UXCWM
I wonder what g5 will be like.
I hope there isn't as much time between g4 and 5 as there was between 3 and 4 at least.
>>26083059
you fucking know it
>>26083371
>the songs
Jesus fuck
>>26083371
>dat version of the "Cupcakes" song
snrrk
Tfw no deerbutt drawings
>>26083405
it's a damn shame.
>>26083405
what about 3-D deer butt?
>>26083429
not even nearly round neough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iVy5s2DB4o
>>26083371
Filly wishes to learn more about the toymaker that created her.
>>26083439
Pff
Is his other new stuff any good?
>>26083460
well the pony stuff is fun. The problem is that he released 1 pony video every 40.
the singular guide to love and seduction is okay, but the lets plays are awful.
>>26083458
But filly doesn't have a toy.
>>26083468
You can thank youtubes CPM requirements for that. Also his animator/aritst guy quit so he has to do it all himself.
>>26083477
makes sense, since youtube is owned by google.
I hope you guys don't watch youtube videos ON youtube and use duckduckgo instead.
>>26083371
The songs are genuinely scary.
>when I was a little filly and the sun was going DOOOOWWWWWWN
>>26083460
Mentally Advanced Series is fun, the animation is getting better over time and the free reigns he has now that he doesn't have to use clips from the show help, although they are a bit shorter so that he can put them out every month.
Gym of the Romantic Journey is also good, animated by a different guy, voiced by multiple people. Releases monthly as well iirc.
I dunno if Peel Off will return or if that's retired, Let's Plays are, well, let's plays, new RDP is in the works but won't be done in a loooong time.
>>26083458
It's gonna break filly's heart to find out she was mass-produced in a factory by child labor instead of lovingly handcrafted. Just lie to her.
This one is pretty damn funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAUYhUvhs2o
>>26083483
>the animation is getting better over time and the free reigns he has now that he doesn't have to use clips from the show help
he really got better at animating really fast.
>>26083482
My favorite part is >don't you know you're all my very best FREEeeeEeeEENS
>>26083499
True. Comparing -5 or -6, or whichever was the one where he started using Flash instead of drawing everything by himself, to the latest negative 13 and 14 you can see some great improvements. I guess that's the advantage of using Flash, once you make a certain asset you can then reuse it all the time and spend the time making more assets, getting better over time. I think.
>>26083514
Don't bother with flash, go straight to toonboom
>>26083371
Now I'm watching videos of toys with dying batteries and my stomach hurts from laughing too hard
Fuck you anon
>>26083522
You're welcome!
>>26083522
Can you just but low-voltage batteries that don't provide enough power to stuff?
I don't know if there'd be any kind of market for that.
>>26083443
A pathetic creature of meat. Panting, sweat sunning as you bone my corridors thoroughly.
>>26083518
THE SCRUNCHIEST PRINCESS
>>26083540
I meant buy, not but.
>>26083541
>as you bone my corridors thoroughly.
was that a freudian slip
>>26083557
No.
>>26083557
eugh
>>26083566
good
we need more robopone loving
>>26083540
I'm not sure if you can buy batteries with such low voltages, actually
a stick on a wheel? I don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDgAKPnT7U8
>>26083579
I guess you could just buy cheap store-brand and run them down in something else.
>>26083518
Why would one make smug/scrunch toys on purpose, you can't play with those like you do with the others
>>26083587
Warning: extremely lewd
>>26083489
>That is slightly less sexy than Pinkie hoped
Are there any pony toys that don't look herpdederp from the front angle?
Is that even possible to do?
>>26083612
OH
OOOOH
>>26083615
The Funko vinyls look pretty good from the front
you guys remember S1 headcanons
they were pretty good
>>26083557
I want a little minipone to pick up and tickle like a kittenEspecially if she were fat like that
>>26083518
Pricness Colsta
>>26083646
>prickness futalettia
AJ got fired from her winter job at Hayburger for getting a little pushy with the apple pies.
WhichS4/5 fillyis the cutest?
>>26083666
>>26083666
Frazzle Rock.
Yes I count her as a filly.Please make her real, Satan.
>>26083666
Filly mcstrong
>>26083666
Tell me mlpg, which pone has the best hips.
>>26083672
she is indeed a cutie
I want to cuddle her lotsand do adult stuff with her when I babysit her
>>26083688
Celestia. If M6, probably Twilight
>>26083672
She has really grown on me, even though she hardly did anything.
I'd like a CMC episode with her, where they try to find out what her cutie mark is supposed to mean.
>>26083688
>>26083688
>pone
>>26083696
>where they try to find out what her cutie mark is supposed to mean.
pls no
Does anyone have that pic of the demon horse nobby drew a while back? She was in a tub.
>>26083691
What adult stuff?
>>26083702
>>26083707Income taxes.
>>26083707
Likedoing taxes
>>26083688
>>26083707paying my mortgage
>>26083688
Anyone but Fluttershy, she has a cute small flank
>>26083718
I'm sorry anon, we have nothing to cure bad taste. Have you tried a .40 aspirin?
>>26083712
>tfw no income
blogpost
>>26083727
Epic.
pony crawled under your desk and is rocking back and forth. She refuses to leave.
>>26083742
oh hello
we still have shitposters?
>>26083709
Thanks a ton man.
>>26083746
>we still have shitposters?
We just recently got a few new ones.
Or maybe old ones changed their topic.
>>26083722
But she's such a fertile pone.
She must have wide birthing hips.
>>26083767
Fluttershy is for babies.
Lots of babies.
>>26083777
I like the way you think.
I need that pic of Dash getting her tuft rubbed by someone and she's blushing and scrunching
The one that xieril posted yesterday
>>26083767
>fluttershy is so fertile she started to get pregnant from all her animals
Ever wondered where Chimeras and manticores came from?
You don't want to know the kind of stuff fluttershy does.
pony is afraid of growing up and that makes her feel horrible.
>>26083785
Jesus, that ass is perfect.
We need more ponies that are not ponies or humans.
>>26083813
you have horrible taste and wouldn't know a good ass if it sat on your face
>>26083813
That's your opinion.
>>26083835
>make the butt bigger!
>BIGGER!
>>26083824
Damn, I thought I was right for once.
What's spaerk doing these days anyway
I miss the dude
god I hate this
>>26083844
What do you mean?
He's still doing stuff
>>26083838
>"How big do you want it?"
I have literally never been able to answer that question.
Not that I don't have limits. I do. I just don't know what's perfect until I see it.
Pony reminds you that you don't have any right to insult her beliefs whatsoever, because of your kind's obsession with some zombie human half breed alchemist with a cross fetish who lived around two thousand years ago.
>>26083870
What's the appeal of a big ass? I mean big tits I understand, but after a certain point the ass just loses meaning.
>>26083844
I'm still here, just not contributing much apart from the prompts at the moment, so I am Anon most of the time.
>>26083883
I was speaking generally.
Also I've heard the exact same thing said about tits by ass-lovers. Ain't no explaining fetishes unless you have it.Breast fan, myself.
>>26083631
>you guys remember S1 headcanons
Nigga I remember pre-Cutie Mark Chronicles headcanons.
>>26083883
>What's the appeal of a big ass?
ex-fucking-cuse me
>>26083883
>I mean big tits I understand
Oh. I understand.
>>26083883
What's the appeal of a big tits? I mean a big ass I understand, but after a certain point the tits just loses meaning.
>>26083917
what's the appeal of a big tuft? I mean a big wing I understand, but after a certain point the tuft just loses meaning.
>>26083914
>>26083917
I guess you could say "That was the joke."
>>26083930
is it normal that I am getting aroused at the sight of her tuft
what have you done to me
>>26083848
Is that the Chinese Daapi or a custom one?
>>26083949
It's the chinese one
>>26083953
>tfw you will have to abandon your apartment soon and move in with your parents again for a month or two
Only thing stopping me from getting some.
Nevermind, I found it.
Why are pony tufts so great? It's just soft fuzz, why is it so arousing and exciting?
~Ne ne! This is a 4chan cummie <3 that means you make somebody really squishy! uwu (≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squishie ishie and don't break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩
>>26084006
How dare you sully this general like that
>>26084010
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
butts
Butts are cool.
>>26084040
Did you mean "croups" ?
>>26084006
Pony is rolling around in the dirt again.
>>26084093
I bet it would be lot of fun to hang around the ponies - on the one hand they are sapient, can talk to you and everything, on the other hand they do horsey things.
>>26084093
Isn't that their way of "washing" themselves?
>>26084093
Pony is just happy, let her enjoy herself.
>hurrr electronic music is inauthentic and fake
Razzle Dazzle > I am just a pony > Equestria my home
>>26084149
Are we really going to fucking do this Anon? Are we really going to fucking JOKE right NOW? Do you know who the fuck just died? David fucking bowie. He was crafting masterpieces when you weren't even a thought yet. He was traveling to distant lands and fucking exotic women before your parents even met. For every great thing you've done, Davids done a thousand more. He'll be illuminating peoples ears with his magic for centuries to come, you'll be dead at best. You need to watch your fucking tongue and realize who you're talking about. A square inch of his nutsack is worth more than your entire family you fucking fool. You'll be dust underneath the earth while David's changing peoples life from his grave, you filthy fuck. Most of the genres of music you listen to probably wouldn't even exist without david bowie. We probably wouldn't exist without david bowie. You or me, pal. Ever heard of the butterfly effect? Who's to know if the human race would even exist without him? Who's to know what kind of place this world would've been without bowies light illuminating the path for us? Get your fucking head straight bro. Listen to the berlin trilogy and then try and question a thing I just said. You can't.
>>26084093
Nah, Pony was just gettin down to some Black Flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=630zO4SXsAo
>>26084149
Razzle Dazzle was really dull regardless of genre
It sounded nice, but that's all there was to it. Nice production, weak music
>>26084149
>I'm just a pony
>not first
>>26084169
What the hell is "weak music" even supposed to mean?
>>26084174
No.
>>26084211
it means it's shit and you have shit taste
>>26084211
Yes
>>26083023
DDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEERRr
>>26083220
Did you forget where you are?
It's STILL funny!
>>26084269
They look like they're on their way to a rainbow party.
>>26084269
>>26084289
I want to party with Rainbow
https://archive.is/lUFHa
>>26084297
Yes.
>>26084299
Do I want to click that link?
>>26084333
It's an article about how GG killed David Bowey.
Twilight turns you into a deer wat do
>>26084356
As if a mere mortal like Weaver could kill Bowie
>>26084297
>her progressively more unconfortable look in her eyes
Top unf.
>>26084369
>wat do
>>26084446
>it's so cute
>do you need to order custom mini condoms for it?
>>26084489
Fluttershy has ridiculous standards.
>>26084502
Most girls do.
They expect every guy to be like 9".
Then they complain when they get it.
>>26084543Twilight being sad during WWU hit too close to home.
>>26084556
Ground control, we have top cunt approaching at a fast rate, proximity breach imminent.
>>26084556
I liked that oufit very much
>>26084527
I don't think you've been with a girl, you're just making up what you think being with one would be like.
>>26084614
I don't think you've been with a girl, either.
We're at a stalemate.
>>26084609
It was my 2nd favorite one after Twilight's
>>26084637
Come on, you know it's about girth not length. You made some bad choices if you really ended up with women like that.
>>26084657
>ended up with a girl that bled and screamed when I got half way in
>chose to
k.
doturds :3
You guys got any tips to improve my negging game, brah?
>>26084683
I don't even know what that is.
I'm getting close to finishing a survey on /mlp/'s ranking of the episodes/movies up to S5.
How close, or far away, are they compared to what you think mlpg?
>>26073862
>>26084692
Ofcourse you don't, I should've asked about something involving cock.
>>26084709
>Breezies that low
>JUST FOR SIDEKICKS THAT LOW
>What About Discord that low
>Pinkie Pride that high
Egh
>>26084692
A "seduction" technique used by socially retarded dweebs
>>26084732
Even if her friends were stupid in it I still think Pinkie Pride was great for Pinkie. I liked the songs too, so that helps.
>>26084732
>All those decent/good episodes somehow below Equestria Games
People have no taste.
Whatsoever.
>>26084733
My best techniques are a good scritch behind the ears, and a nice firm pat on the rump.
>>26084755
>no bellyrubs
>>26084709
My top 3 would looked different and maybe I'd switch a few episodes around, but the general trend looks about right.
At first I felt like some of the low ones do not deserve such a bad ranking, but then I realized that FiM is an overall pretty strong show with barely any really bad episodes, so mediocre episodes show up at the bottom rather than in the middle field.
>>26084758
That comes later.
>>26084692
I think you're replying to the same person who's been shitposting the thread with pastas and unconsequential single-sentence phrases 2bh
>>26084709
Are you asking us as "MLPG" collectively for curiosity or do you want us to go and compile the survey one by one?
>>26084709
I'm surprised the S5 finale is below the S2 one
>>26084792
I know opinions between here and /mlp/ are different, though seeing the surge of S1 and S2 love this time around is making me question that, so I was curious what kind of reaction would come up if I linked it here. If some Anons want to do it that would be great, but I mostly wanted to see some onions.
>>26084709
Sounds about right. I don't like Lesson Zero as much, while a handful of the episodes at the bottom (Breezies, Sidekicks, some others) should be much higher.
I don't understand why they chose to include EQG in that list though. They're movies, what the fuck is the point in trying to compare them to episodes.
>>26084809
So am I now that I'm seeing it. It's been S5 up top nearly the whole survey till now from what I can remember.
>>26084821
>I don't understand why they chose to include EQG in that list though. They're movies, what the fuck is the point in trying to compare them to episodes.
I wanted to see what episodes Anons liked less than EqG, and I know Rainbow Rocks was looked at as okay so it would be above some episodes too.
>>26084709
>Lesson Zero and Party of One are now lower
>WWU and Luna eclipsed are higher
Good. I like how over time the two early episodes whose merit was mainly to show that main characters had a "dark side" too so you could say TOTALLY FOR LITTLE GIRLS AMIRITE are now being seen as cool, but not stellar, while the two episodes displaying ponies being adorable, silly ponies are getting the appreciation they deserve.
Honestly I think we've reached the point where we have too many episodes to properly have polls like these
They should be divided in seasons
>>26084709
I'll need to use the sorting tool once I am home, but I already know that Cutie Remark, Sonic Rainboom and WWU will be higher for me.
The Breezies one has a great moral but I really can't say I cared for the little shits with the annoying voices and the episode in general
Pls explain me what's good about them
>>26084841
It is doable when you use pages that just make you decide between A and B and then use those results to sort it.
>>26084864
It was the first episode about Fluttershy's element being challenged and not ''She's shy, and then she has to be less shy'', for one
>>26084884
More like "her assertiveness doesn't consist in snapping into the other half of a passive aggressive bitch personality"
>>26084916
That's what I was implying, yes
>>26084953
Have there been any pones on the show with those horselike markings on their face?
That isnt troubleshoes
>>26084953
I love him and I want to see him make out with Sunburst
>>26084961
Please
>>26084966
Oh nuts I'd forgotten about him SO FAST
so no mares huh
>>26084961
Glimmer's oneitis.
>>26084977
HIS MOM
>>26084983
Wrong, unfortunately
>>26084983
POST PICS OF HIS MOM
>>26084992
NOT AT NIGHT I'M NOT
>>26084961
>on their face
Applejack
>>26084992
Those parents are actually really cute, I wonder if we'll ever see them again
Speaking of which, this is the second time a finale namedrops a character. S4 mentioned Skorpan, but we haven't seen him yet (SHUT THE FUCK UP)
evens: keep working on thing
odds: horse around
>>26085061
HAVE FUN
>>26085065
I will
>>26085061
What a huge dork
>>26084992
What a shit looking colt
>>26085254
ban the wings!
>>26085190
Rainbow Dash, what secrets do you have to tell
Why so ded?
>>26085400
It's the middle of the afternoon on a Tuesday.
Can someone do an edit of the full? I want it to be filly anon instead.
>finally get around to watching Over the Garden Wall
Well
damn
>>26085400
>not being ded
>>26085423
try the filly anon thread too
>>26085399
something something dead factory workers
>>26085438Transformation
>>26085400
I just got back from horse class so we can be slightly less ded now
>>26085431
thanks 4 blog update ;)
>>26085400
ded requires the least amount of energy and we are rather lazy
>>26085438
>>26085453
>dash is flying so colts can look up her skirt
Lewdest.
>>26085468
blame Rarity, she's the one who told her that short skirts are the coolest
>>26085503
Can she cast apple missile?
>>26085503
if you're so magical then how come you're still such a little pony?
>>26085510
Isn't that basically a cantrip?
>>26085399
>Have you tried going fast?
>I bet going fast would help.
>>26085522
I'm not familiar with the mechanics of applemages
>>26085531
I'm never calling Dash tech support again
>>26085537
maybe you could try changing classes
>>26085575
I'm fine with playing a sun cleric
>>26085541
1-800-awe-some is on my speed dial.
Rainbow has changed my life.
>>26085632
like how?
It does appear that we could use some more colorful horses
>>26085671
>>26085671
HERE YOU GO
>>26085779
Those are always cute
Though I like the Medley/Drizzle paring more
>>26085632whisper whisper yo anon go hit on that mare over there
>>26085783
How creepy
Fucking ponies
>>26085828
why does Dash want to watch me bang another pony so badly
>>26085916She's too scared to ask you to bang herAlso to gauge your interest in ponies
>>26085843
Sunset plz
>>26085916
that is both lewd and incredibly silly
>>26085916
>>26085937
Too good of a wing pony, she doesn't even realize she's perfect.
>>26085953
I miss Lemmy more, honestly.
>>26085970
>>26085988
But it's transformation.
You like transformation, right?
STACK THE PONIES
>>26085999
https://derpiboo.ru/1065317
transformation
>>26086019
yes thank
>>26086019
>pony is a sega genesis
>>26086019
>Jin's plushies
>letting it touch any other plushie
Gross.
>>26085970
Those mini figures are pretty cute though.
I guarantee that at least one of those plushies has been cummed on before
>>26086098unf
>>26085970
>Dat AJ blink
what
>>26086098
You see that plushie with the socks?
>>26086145
why does pinkie love breasts
>>26086033
>Ponies will never turn you into a magical teenage girl
Why is life so cruel?
>>26086175
she doesn't, it's a meme
>>26086175
They're like flesh balloons
>>26086166
That can't be the same one, the snout is off
>>26086144
She must have lost a bet to Rarity.
>>26086144
AJ slutting it up as usual.
Applejack after long hard day of work
Applejack after a long hot bath.
I want to mindbreak AJ and turn her into a pretty girl.
>>26086223
but she already is a pretty girl?
Applejack after a long hard turd.
Applejack after a long hot jack-off session
What do you think Applejack smells like?
>>26086253
>you will never charge your JO crystal with Applejack
>>26086254
Pears
>>26086245
Applejack is a hard-working farm girl who has no time for fashion.
Applejack carryingyouto term
>>26086252unf
>>26086266
That doesn't make her not pretty
>>26086268
Her head is so tiny
>>26086254
orages
>>26086266
Sure.
>>26086261
Considering how much love based magic there is in Equestria, they probably do have JO crystals/amulets.
>>26086306
Post
Applejewel
>>26086329
decline
>>26086306
love=/=lust
>>26086279
I like the way you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNNHf2OGxs
>>26086252
I want to introduce Applejack to buttplugs.
It's like shitting out a long hard turd, but constantly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9AFNXPIHBg
>>26086327
Her name is Applejack.
>>26086446
>>26086446
>>26086446
Can't beat the woods!