>"Terribly sorry old chap, I'm afraid I don't speak Ape. You best return to your master before a guard takes notices you wandering about unattended."
AHHH HELL NAW, JUST CAUSE IM BLACK SENPAI
*turn 360 degrees and knuckle-walk away*
Fuck you, you fucking cunt licking piece of shit. Fuck this place and fuck your eyebrows. Fuck your children and fuck the guards, I hope you fucking fall in some random ass hole and die. You piece of shit
>"No nigga you don't understand this dude shot like rockets out of his ass. OUT OF HIS ASS."
Holy shit I'm saving that.
Hail fancypants, son of trendytrousers, I am anon, son of anonymous, knight under the night herself, she wishes to see you under my escort in hopeing you would grace her counsel concering a recent dream you held.
>"You're the boss, dudemigo." You say walking back to your 'master'
>"Baby, you almost done?"
>'I just want to try on a few things from Celestia's Secret~'
>"Take your time."
>Fancy is still standing there gawking
Well done, sir. Not many people get that right first go. He's got no master, though- he's probably smarter than most ponies in Equestria.