>"Anonymous! We are ready to go to the Metallica

>>26076125
Why? The band is shit and they hate their fans. How about I just scream in your face and piss on you for a bit? It'd be cheaper and you get the same effect.

OK OP let me explain your mistakes:

Number 1: Moonbutt would no way listen to inconsistent, watered down kerrang grade middle of the road metal like Metalica.

Number 2: Moonbutt would not dress like someone's dad that used to listen to Motley Crue and dusted off his old ill fitting clothes to go with you a festival.

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>>26076125
>"Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme what which I desire!"

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>>26076125
Or lets go to a Motorhead one... Oh wait there's no Lemmy. Or David Bow... oh wait he's gone too.

Well Metallica I guess is okay. They'll be fine.

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>>26076183
Uncle Jorgel

>>26076125
Can we go to see a good band instead?

>>26076225
Thank you, I've wanted that for a long time.
Jogel is now happy.

>>26076257
Your welcome anon ;)

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>>26076156

>Metallica

I hate to be that guy but Metallica is really generic. Like, not bad, not good, just super generic. It's like white bread in music form.

>>26076228
what would you do if she would then want to go to an Imagine Dragons concert?

>>26076125
don't you mean alcoholica

>>26076125
Well that's a shame because we're going to see Sunn O)))

Maybe it's 80's Metallica, from before they sucked? I'd ride Luna's lightning, if you know what I mean.

>>26076326
I don't know a single song of theirs except "Radioactive" which I actually don't mind too much after I've had a few drinks, so I guess I'd give them a fair chance. Having said that, I've been known to sing along to Kei$ha when I'm sufficiently intoxicated too.

Do Judas Priest still do live shows? If so, I'd like to suggest going to one of them instead.

>everybody ITT shitting on one of my favorite bands
Pls stop guise. It's not my fault I love Metallica in a nostalgic way.

>>26076125
>wanting to see the people responsible for the Napster debacle
No wonder nobody likes you.

>urrr metallica sux
>hurr dadrock!!1
Fucking /mu/tant children.

>>26076675
>inb4 a million angry replies

>>26076654
Dude, have you ever seen them live, their a bunch of boreing shills that ignore the audience, play their set as fast as possible then fuck off.

Their not worth your money to see, go see steel panther, twisted sister or skindred who actually enjoy their time with a live audience.

>>26076695
Alright, that's a point. I've never seen them live but I know what you mean. I've seen Twisted Sister and Jesus Christ, these guys are amazing. They just know how to play for an audience. But I see what you mean.

>>26076654
I'll admit, some of their stuff has been pretty good, but just not recently. I can't really enjoy them anymore for some reason, and I find I'm drifting away from metal in general as I get older.

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My favorite Twisted Sister song is I wanna rock, Anonymous.

>>26076748
Take off that Maud mask, Carlos. You're not fooling anyone.

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>not wanting to see Sabaton instead
>not wanting to drink beer and chill with one of the most based metal bands out there
Old metallic is pretty good but no one can beat Bróden

>>26076795
Does anybody have that webm of this Sabaton concert when someone throws a Rainbow Dash plushie on the stage?

>>26076795
It's not like multiple bands are going to be touring at the same time and place. There's no reason it has to be instead.

>>26076181
I can totally see moonbutt doing #2.

>>26076125
I said Amon Amarth this week moonwaifu

I said Santana, not Metallica. Clean the moonrocks out of your earholes.

>>26076961
actually now i re-read it....

>>26076125
Fuck that. Im going to see Burzum instead.

>>26077060
xtra crispy

>>26076961
#2 is my fetish and I'm not proud

>>26076125
Why not the Motorhe-
How about the David Bo-
Fuck

>>26077204
I never cared for David but When lemmles died i cried a wi bit

>>26077204
Just when I replay Brütal Legend, fucking Lemmie dies.

>>26076181
/mu/ metalfags are the worst metalfags.

>>26076181
You're talking about a pony that's been trapped in the moon for a thousand years and only got out in the past 2 years in show canon. Out of touch is basically Luna's main character Trait after "i'm really depressed about my past"

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>>26076320
>Metallica is White Bread
no no no, you're thinking of Pic Related

>>26076125
> Metalica
>Not xGUMBYX

https://youtu.be/D_x2EEWue28

>>26077247
>"General Lionwhyte? Why didn't you say so, I fuckin hate that guy."

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>>26077860
Yay, someone played it too! Even though that game was indie, for me it was an AAA title.

>>26077387
>tfw she dropped her archaic dialect
I think Luna Eclipsed moonbutt was her high point. After that, she just sunk down into being an edgelord.

>>26076181
In your headcannon, not in mine.

In mine Luna is a total, diehard Nickelback fangirl.

Metallica sucks

>>26078045
Go away, Mustaine.

>>26078045
You suck

>>26078057
Fuck you
Toy Story two was ok.

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>>26078017

>>26078045
I've seen Metallica 4 times, First time was just after Justice's release. The last time (Just after St. Anger) I decided I wasn't going to see them again.

I've since converted to more of a Power Metal fan.

>>26078076
You made my reply a jpg. My life is complete.

>>26078104
Heh, you're welcome. I know that feel.

WHAT DONT KILL YA MAKE YA MORE STRONG
I can see the comic's portrayal of Luna more into Mettalica than the show's.

>>26076125
Lol, that's adorable

>>26077914
even as a die hard fan I kind of gotta admit it stung knowing that the only episodes she's had has had that same characterisation