BITCH YOU JUST BROKE MY NEW SCREEN!
Get exited and happy that I have a new hacker friend.
Get depressed five minutes later when I find out it's a botnet.
being 89 years old is not against the rules
>you break the screen.
>also, your screen is now beyond useless
>you realize just how long it's been since you've seen the sun
>you look around your room in the basement
>then again at your screen
>you go outside
>you forget /mlp/
>you forget about ponies.
>you become immensely successful and wealthy, now that you are free of distractions
>you even get laid in the process
And that's how Anon found out how to
get off the ride
go fuck yourself, i pay