>"Anon what are you doing with your life? Everyday I

Is this the real life?

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>>26072821
Sorry Twi, I can't stop shitposting

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>>26072821

>>26072821
You look fat, Twiggy

Cuz in that way on my life it's only me

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>>26072827
i know that feel

>>26072821
I plan to become immortal. Being bored with routine lasting mere years would not bode well.

Only who remains matters.
You will suicide due to boredom, I will not.
You do not matter. You are a speck of dust in the Grand book of the universe.

I Am Eternal.

>>26072846
>Could you at least shower? You stink.

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>>26072821
Your assertions are entirely subjective, bookhorse.

>>26072821
I'm a workaholic twi.
I enjoy going to work or doing work no matter how tedious.

>>26072824
Yes

>>26072821
Who in the fuck are you to tell me that shit, little miss "I would never fucking leave my book horde if Princess Sunbutt didn't my fat ass into Ponyville," you insufferable cunt?
I hate you so fucking much. First thing I'll do when I end up in Equestria is start making arrangements to fucking kill you.

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>>26073350
I wish i hated her this much, just for the glorious hatefaps

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>>26072821
Fuck you, maybe I like my self imposed misery. Jesus, Twilight, the world doesn't fucking revolve around you.

>>26072821
Every time I decide what I want to do, the actions necessary to carry it out end up so frustrating that I no longer want to do it.

>>26072821
It's called a job, Sparkie. You know, kind of like how you're a librarian, Pinkie's a pastry chef, Dash is a weatherpony, AJ does her farm thing.

It's a song we all dance to.

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>>26072821
>repeat the same actions and slowly rotting away.
But Twilight

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

>>26072821
I am just waiting for my time to go.
Isn't that what everybody else does anyways?

>>26072821
This IS my life. It is safe and predictable.

>>26072821
Because through many years of the drudgery that is my life, I have become a jaded cynic who has retreated almost fully into nihilism. I am not alone in this; humanity as a whole is retreating further into nihilism. And if our society seems more nihilistic than that of previous eras, perhaps this is simply a sign of our maturity as a sentient species. As our collective consciousness expands beyond a crucial point, we are at last ready to accept life's fundamental truth: that life's only purpose is life itself.

I don't feel like I've wasted it.

I never contributed anything to the world, and I doubt anyone will miss me the day I die, but I made the choices I did because it's what I wanted to do. I had fun. That seems like enough.