"Flash's plane crashed, there were no survivors! My fiance is dead and now I'm all alone!"
Just buy the little faggot another one so he will stop overreacting.
he was a big guy
Was dying before your wedding part of his plan?
was making a witty pun all part of your master plan?
Now, now, Twilight, we don't know for sure whether there were no survivors. It's quite possible some of them could have survived and are now facing the difficult decision of cannibalizing the corpses of those who died in the crash.
You really should look at the positive side of things more.