Nightly Brush Thread

No.
I don't want to.

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>>26068317
Too late for that Colgate.
It was always too late.
Sometimes I wish I was born without teeth.

>>26068317
Not yet, but I'm trying to take care of the ones I have left so I'll probably force myself to get up and brush before I go to sleep.

Brushed, flossed, and gargled mouth wash. Scheduling a cleaning with my dentist this week too. Do I get a gold star?

>>26069133
You get to have sex with Colgate.
Her fetish is pearly white teeth and brushing.

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Crest is best. Fight me faggots

>>26069242
No need to fight you.
Colgate was revealed to give people cancer recently.

>>26069263
Interestingly, just like this thread.

>>26068317
Is it okay if I just brushed in the morning Colgate?

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>>26069281
You are very unfunny anon.

>you bring her home with you after a date
>expect to fuck each other's brains out
>she instead forces you to brush your teeth as she sits in the bathtub pleasuring herself

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>>26069337
Indeed.

>>26069263
Everything fucking gives you cancer.

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>>26068317
I've been up 18 hours, can I skip tonight? Also I didn't have any soda.

>>26069146
Kinky.

>>26068317
Can you please tell my why I have these recurrent pains in various parts of my teeth and gums that rise up when exposed to cold temperatures? WebMD says I have cancer.

>>26070638
Go to a motherfucking doctor.
If you can't afford one, then get a loan or something.

>>26069337
The perfect night tbqh

cmon dude, this is the next one up for you to 'save'.

C'mon dude, you're slippin', this thread might 404 if you don't bump it.

Bump for blue sexy

>>26073814
It's nightly. May as well make a new one tonight.