>Don't tell me you're still a virgin, Anon
>being a virgin
>2016
>>26064495
No I lost it all.
>>26064495
I wish I was. Sex was heavily overrated and now I don't have any wizard powers!
>>26064495
*unzips dick*
not for long spike.... not for long.
>>26064505
Cheah, you tell em' redditbro!
>>26064495
Of course I am. How the fuck do you think I would have cast a portal to Equestria if I wasn't a wizard?
>>26064821
>if i disagree I'm from reddit
Children and their memes.
>>26064838
>IF i DISAGREE THEN THEY ARE CHILDREN AND MAYMAYS
Didn't you bite youre tongue?
>>26064833
HA! What a real knee slapper!
>>26064534
30 year old virgin here,it's not worth it. No powers at all.
>>26064495
Like you're one to talk, Mr. "My crush loves every male in Ponyville but me".
>>26064888
31 here. M-maybe we don't get powers until 32.
>>26064495
I want to lick Spike feets.
>>26064889
>>26064903
Anon I...
>>26064495
Spike, inserting gems up your ass doesn't count as losing your virginity