>ANON! I have AIDS, and the only way I can cure it is by sleeping with a virgin! Will you help me???
Let's get Charlie Sheen and a horse and find out
In theory yes.
But that doesn't mean that her horse body would take care of the virus either.
Animals have viruses in them that don't affect them, yet they never develop antibodies or shit.
>Sunset frantically grabs your shoulders.
>You know that AIDS can't be transmitted through touch... but you really don't feel comfortable with her touching you now.
>"But Anon! My AIDS just won't leave me alone, they say they'll go away if I sleep with a virgin."
>"Ever since Rainbow Dash brought me to that fitness and health center and got suckered into signing up for the premium service, the professional aids there, Gary and Larry keep hounding me. Day and Night they make sure I get up, eat healthy, do a warm-up run, morning run, a cool down run, yoga, its driving me nuts!"
"Oh...OH! Okay, I get it."
>Are we really doing a South Park reference?
"But wait... why do you need to sleep with a virgin?"
>"We made a bet they would stop if I did it." she says crossing her arms.
>Eh... why not. It's not like she actually has AIDS.
>Turns out she had HIV.