What would you guys do for work if you were a pony in Equestria? I would like to work for Ms Jubilee and use my stallion hoofsies to pick and sort those cherries.
Possibly unemployed due to the deep depression of being turned into the big stallion instead of the little mare
Personal bodyguard for Princess Celestia. After the Tirek and Everfree incidents, it's evident she needs one.
I am a gift shop salesman, so that probably.
You know, I used to be an adventurer like you,
but then I proposed to my wife.
I'd open a bar, great way to make connections and there's always money to be made in alcohol
Every conventional job bores me to tears, so I'd make up my own, like a Professional Princess of the Night Best Friend.
The job involves putting up with her bullshit, keeping her from reverting into full nightmare mode again, and helping her fix how broken she is emotionally.
And then while Luna is on guard duty, use my free time to cuddle with better princess Celestia
It should work well, considering I have a friend already who sort of fits the bill, except he doesn't have magic, or wings, and he isn't a pony princess.
>helping her fix how broken she is emotionally
>use my free time to cuddle with better princess Celestia
There is no possible way that this plan can go awry. None whatsoever.
Nah it's chill. I thought this all out.
Obviously, Luna will be curious to what her best friend and best sister would be dreaming about while she's awake, so she'll eventually take a break from dream-control to peak at mine.
This is where my lust for princess poontang comes into play - Luna will come to realize that I have deep feelings for both her and her sister, and will feel comforted by the fact that my desires, although erotic and lewd, are genuine.
Afterall, what kind of best friend would hate the best friend's beloved sister?
Yeah. That'll work. Not like Luna has ever had problems with being jealous of her sister...
You can't hide the truth in a dream, anon. She's gonna Lorena Bobbitt your ass the first time you go to sleep. Bet on that.
I would be on the cutting edge of Equestrian technology - steam engineering, power generation, and distribution.
Being a writer, Id probably stick to that.
If i still had freetime, i dunno, build some mucle and try out for Lunas personal guard.
Private detective. Mr. Cake can pay me to spy on Mrs. Cake and I can charge for expenses!
This one is great too, IMO.
Rainbow Dash seems to have an uncanny affinity for getting into situations like these.
>not inventing the musket and letting nature take its course
A piece of wood, a metal tube, some saltpeter and phosphorous, and something to make a spark. Throw in a projectile and you got yourself a gun.
I feel your pain Anon. I too want to be a pretty little mare.
I didn't see his chute fully deploy, and that looked like a sizable crater, so I'm gonna assume he at the very least broke something.
What I'd really like is some details, though. My morbid curiosity is off the charts right now.
Never mind trying to work it with hooves. Unless you're one of those cheating faggot unicorns.
Speaking of working machinery, you don't suppose the have concrete? I kinda feel like I want to introduce concrete to Equestria.
So they have arcade machines and movies but neither TV nor radio?
>not being loyal to moon princess waifu
>going to her sister to cuddle when she's on guard duty
I'd work with Vinyl Scratch, set up her equipment for her.
have fun with that
>Starting second semester of sophomore year in mechanical engineering
>Military enthusiast, both historic and fictional
I'd pose as an advisor and give sunbutt a few pointers in ballistics.
I'd probably just keep installing siding, windows, doors, and roofing. Ponies appear to live in homes somewhat similar to our own. I'd have to figure out how to roof with hay, and I don't see much vinyl siding on the show though, so I might need to adjust a little.
Anyone else still find it disturbing that Mr. Cake is in the same situation as a white guy finding out his wife fucked a black man behind his back?
AND the Mexican gardener?
Also maybe that Muslim guy that works at subway. His sperm didn't take, though.
pony stand up comedy, pinkie set the bar pretty low so I feel like I could probably do okay
"So I walked into a bar... and got one heck of a bruise on my forehead!"
"My friend had a cough yesterday. Let's just say... She was a little hoarse!"
"Whaddaya call a Gryphon with no beak? Whatever his name is!"
"Remember last week when Princess Twilight fought that Tirek guy? I heard there was a lot of Discord involved!"
"How many Pegasi does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of 'em! They'll turn it into a competition to see who screws it in the fastest! Bam, new sport!"
>"And another thing! This crystal castle of Princess Twiligh-, have ya SEEN this thing? I mean, WHO issued that thing a zoning permit?!"
>love and like analog stuff
>could be the Tesla or Edison of this world, and get your name in the history books, and probably end up famous, wealthy, or both.
holy shit, where the fuck do I sign?
>only catch is I'd have to bring along all of my textbooks and notes.
Alternatively, just continue doing my current job, coffee. end up working at Mr. and Mrs. Cake's place selling this fancy new bitter drink as a compliment to their sweets.
you never seen ponies with bureaucratic cutie marks. one can assume that Equestria's bureaucrats are blank flanks. Being a human, you are a perpetual blankflank, You can be good at all sorts of things, but if not on your ass it doesn't count. I don't think they have tattoos in ponyland, since they are all covered in fur, so you can't fake it. So my answer is bureaucrat
Probably a personal assistant. Maybe a whore. Possibly a nature guide or something.