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Remember: There's tons of them
Last thread >>26044224
1st for stubby bat
Threadly reminder.
I wonder if JADs having another late new thread
>>26057857
Feeling a bit burnt after the last few threads. Taking a short break, mulling over new potential airship cyoa.
>>26058014
airship cyoa? never heard of it.
>>26058014
Maybe it'll last longer than the other cyoa with airships.
>>26058014
Will it also be perfect?
>>26058089
I'll read anything by Innkeeper. If he brought back that anime mecha quest, I'd follow it in a heartbeat.
>>26058037
Cause it's in the preliminary development stages. Brainstorming ideas and mechanics. General premise revolves around having an airship and going on adventures with your crew. Lots parameters to be settled - level of violence, silliness/seriousness, time period, setting, scope of adventure, etc. and so forth.
>>26058067
Wouldn't know how long that one lasted.
>>26058106
so his written other cyoas?
>>26058117
Yeah. And they died because no one wanted to play them.
>>26058123
crazy I can't believe that after playing jad
>>26058116
PonyKai ran one thread of an airship quest.
It was his last before he left for the diaper threads actually.
It was pretty promising, had a cute steam powered robot waifu that was a popular gif reaction here for a while.
>>26058134
To be fair, it did come off as extremely weeaboo-sounding (OP picture didn't help dispell that notion), and it was before JAD so I was just some newcomer faggot.
Mistakes were made, lessons were learned.
Hopefully airship cyoa will be less cardboard-y
>>26058158
Well i'm also a fan so I guess i'm along for the ride
>>26058158
Will you use a new name for it?
Airship captain, or something?
>>26058187
Make it "Perfect" and everyone will know
cuddlewar
Town Quest
Mino-quest
Delve Quest
Break-Quest
Paint
Spellthief
Bullshit Quest
Down on your Luck
Glim-Glam
Norman
Warlock
Questing is dead.
>>26058219
What's all this?
>>26058187
Probably. Maybe. Dunno.
Anyways, perhaps I can toss a few questions out to get a feel for ideas.
What kind of level of violence would you folks prefer? Full-blown seriousness with death and maiming from cannon shots and wood splinters or something more cartoon-y where ponies get knocked about but just have stars circling their heads?
>>26058229
Quests that popped up over the christmas break and died.
>>26058158
Whatever you decide to run, I'll watch out for it! I'm really excited for whatever your airship quest is, but I'll still keep loving Just Another Day. If anything, I'm just disappointed there's no new thread tonight, but do you what you need to do to keep from burning out so you can continue to produce top quality content.
>>26058238
Hmm i say in between, more cartoony with a chance of harm and death can happen or is a thing around but not to common.
>>26058250
>top quality
top kek
>>26058250
<3 jad
>>26058250
Don't suck his dick too hard anon, it might go numb.
>>26058290
You got to get every drop of quality so nothing is wasted
>>26058238
JAD is a good example, most things were not to serious but that can change depending on the situation and what was happening.
>>26058238
I think that will set the tone, so it really depends on the story you want to tell.
Do you want the semi-light heartedness of an Errol Finn adventure? Then death should be be melodramatic and rare. Only happening when the story demands it.
Mutilation is right out.
But if you want a more gritty war setting than full violence works
>>26058362
Well the story's not set in stone, so it can go either way. I could go with some long-spanning war epic or it could be light-hearted adventures. Maybe something that starts light and gets heavy as the crew gets embroiled in something much bigger than themselves.
In general, I want it to be relatively straight-forward because I'm hoping to use this cyoa as...shall we say, palette cleanser for myself.
>>26058394
When do you think you will make it?
Cyberpunk augmentedpony CYOA when?
>>26058394
Is JAD dead then?
>>26058414
Bath is running one, anon.
Reminder about mothponies
>>26058428
It's over, anon
>>26058403
Dunno. I'd like to at least get something up before the end of the month but it feels like there's a lot I need to get penned out first. Gotta figure out the kinds of airships out there, have some basic mechanical system for the combat, and I want the players to have the ability to upgrade their airship (like, a tech tree of upgrades or something)
>>26058428
No, just sleeping. He needs a nap.
>>26058509
Did someone say system?
>>26058516
No! Bad pony!
>>26058509
You really should check out Kai's old airship quest. Might give you some inspiration.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23626929/
>>26058509
You can just make up your own, have different types that can mix and match
Control: stat effects to manipulate aspects of environment or enemy ships
Boarding: melee combat and take control but jumping on
Carrier: Send little things at them
Long range: Keep as far away as possible
Short range: vulnerable but heavy hitters
Mid range:
Self explanatory
Also mix and match to taking their ship to steal goods or just blowing it out of the sky with weapons and not to mention speed/size.
>>26058509
If you have some sort of roll combat don't use post numbers, it never works well.
Oh yeah after that stupid Combat thing in the last thread, it's time for an actual quest.
>>26058602
>>26058575
The plan is that ship classification is more grounded in realism rather than video-game terms. So a fleet would have your heavily armored battleships and cruisers, perhaps even a carrier, supported by a defense force of smaller and faster moving destroyers and frigates.
There will definitely be ships with grappling hook launchers. I need it.
>>26058638
How much longer does PB have to live?
>>26058656
Until 67 years and four months after the return of Princess Luna. Give or take a decade, Possibly 3.
>>26058730
No.
no.
PB is for spritzing, not for happy.
>>26058654
So will we be in the military, privateers or pirates?
>>26058775
Another very good question that I need to settle. What would you anons prefer?
current parent pairs in progress
Blitz x Tara
Pen x Gis
Steel x Rocky
anyone else?
>>26058790Easy x Fruity
>>26058787
Military would be the most boring because with privateers (ship mercs) or pirates we can own our own stuff and our forces are ours.
>>26058787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZrh6eooyrg
>>26058768
Aw, look at Shelly play with a random guard.
>>26058787
Depends if we can find one piece or not
>>26058790
Chalk DustxPatches is needed.
>>26058790
Hell, why not HarvestxNerd?
>>26058730
Oh hey, that's cool.
Thank you.
>>26058790
Shade and Muffin
gotta fug that giant butt tho famila
>>26058790
Shade x Muffin pls
>>26058790
got room for rem x speed?
>>26058790
Pot X everyone
>>26058934
>Bat trying to fugg absolutely massive erf pony ass
This is a must
>>26058934
we need a pic of Shade getting fucking BURIED in that ass
>10 days into the new year
>completely forgot my promise to QM
wewWhy did we fight about JoJo last thread?
>>26058246
Warlock had an ending though.
>>26059090
A shit ending, sure :^)
>>26059200
Yes, that's what we call a bad ending.
>>26059228
Ok, let me rephrase that
The players were brain-dead retards
>>26059228
Bad... end? I don't understand anon, you'll have to explain it to me. I thought all quests end with abandonment or happy ends!
>>26059246
No, uncle lucky wasn't there, sadly
>>26058828
Thats a good song, I've been listening to it none stop since you posted it. BTW you should get a good opening pic from no. 35 because that attracts a lot more people.
>>26058238
>What kind of level of violence would you folks prefer?
Shonen-tier violence.
Characters can get bloodied and knocked unconscious, but they rarely die and there is little to no gore.
>>26059865
unless its for feel or dramatics
>>26058238
I want something in between. Blood and stuff like broken limbs or open wounds is fine, but keep full-on gore(ever heard of degloving?) for the really serious moments.
>>26058219
I know senpai, I know, but between work, sudden emergencies (cat taken to vet and I had to take care of her after the operation) and getting sick, I just didn't have a chance to actually run for more than a single update. Sorry.
>>26058219
Delve and break were especially bad since they had been teased here so much.
>>26058219
Rock of Love
Across the Way
On Spectral Wings
>>26057795
don't fuck up 2: don't fuck quest when?
>>26059865
>>26059885
>>26059899
That seems to be the general consensus I'm getting, and was sorta where I was leaning.
Never been the type for writing out gory details.
In other questions, I saw the 'You get to name' cyoa was quite successful using a long-winded character creation process.
JAD was a bit of a creation-on-the-fly, but airships will likely require it being front-ended creation. Would you folks be interested in something similar to 'You get to Name' with basically a series of options for components of their background?
>>26060300
>I saw the 'You get to name' cyoa was quite successful using a long-winded character creation process.
Hah.
>>26060300
I will say this.
I wanted to read 'long name' after it got hyped here, but the chargen part made me unable to.
It's fun to participate in chargen, but reading it after the fact is boring beyond belief. You will get precious few readers that didn't participate in Chargen if you make it too long, and you will lose players along the way. Down that path lies a slow death
>>26060324
>>26060300
I didn't get lost reading it after the fact. I closed the thread during it because what should have been an hour or two process, even considering how he set it up, took two days and 16 active hours of running. Modular character design is fine if you don't take forever.
>>26058219
>break quest dude takes forever to actually start
>makes one thread where jack shit happens
>is never seen again
>>26060323
Successful in that it created a character that the anons appeared to really like and felt a connection with.
>>26060324
To be fair, you can likely skipping its chargen and go straight to the final summary if you're reading after the fact. Character generation typically is a rather dry affair unless you're working it into the narrative.
>>26060340
A lot of things in CYOA seem to be 'don't take too long.' I certainly don't plan on taking two and a half days to do that. Mine would probably be far more truncated - at the moment I've got 'who/what are you,' 'early life,' 'airship experience,' and 'your first mate.' And I'm hard-pressed to really think of anything substantial beyond that.
On the bright side, since all signs point to anons preferring privateer-route, I don't really have to worry as much about ship selection since a privateer isn't going to be flying about in a massive zeppelin. At least not right off the bat...
>>26058790
Pot x Willow
>>26060341
Literally horse 2.0
This thread sure is dead. CYOAs are dead confirmed.
>>26060781
CYOA is dead and the oh so precious sekrit club killed it
Kekekekeke
Pretty face uguuI want Gar to cum inside Nightlight
>>26058847
Seconding this
Things you probably shouldn't say to praise your favorite CYOA?
>>26060888
You actually didn't cram every single idea you had into it!
don't fuck quest soon?
>>26060916
Never
A lot of loyalty for a hired pencil.
http://www.darbypop.com/darby-pops-offs/darby-pops-off-why-artists-should-not-sell-fan-art-by-joel-rivers/
>>26060982
Remember, once you go porn you are never able to return to being a proper, simple artist. 'specially with porn requests.
>>26060982
He equivocates 'law' with 'good'. His entire basis is flawed.
>>26058787
>would you rather be hurr durr do as you're told military or MOTHERFUCKING SKY PIRATES?
>>26061082
>Not hunting down the scum of the sky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA
>>26061082
So pony Crimson Skies?
>>26061095
>not doing just that on our own terms for more pay
We'd be helping the royal air fleet by being the most horrible, tricky cunts in the sky. Sabotage, ambush, poisoned wells and payed off crew. Whatever it takes to win.
>>26061167
>poisoned wells
We're going to give so many ponies tummy aches.
>>26061184Assassin's Creed taught me it lowers their initial health.
>>26061167
Sounds shit. I want to be a noble guy. Give the defeat [color]beard a rapier kind of thing.
>>26061184
So the setting needs to be what's already described, but our character needs to only talk as if he's in cutequestria.
>>26061213
>answering to some fool straight out of school whose dad bought his rank
rip
>>26061226
Inexperienced noble officers have the oddest habit of taking the wrong step in the wrong place when aboard a ship. The crew is always simply at a loss as to why the pegusus noble didn't think to fly.
>>26061234
>want to be noble
>I'll just murder him
You'd make a fine pirate my boy!
>>26061226
>Not facing trial for saving a fleet of soldiers from the obvious ambush despite the orders of your higher ups. Not being an Admiral as the Equestria officers just can't get rid of you because of your reputation and the hawock it would bring into the ranks.
>>26061262
*havocFor some reason I fucked up and didn't fix it.
>>26061258
Actually I was making a joke on how it wasn't incredibly uncommon for inexperienced officers to get killed by their groups before they killed their groups with stupidity in the olden days.
>>26061275
True, though unfortunately it was far more common that they got everyone killed and then went home to sip lemonade.
>>26061262
Sounds like it would take forever and be kinda boring. I want action, not trials.
There is also a happy medium between pirate and military: privateer. An official pirate for the crown. You're an officially sanctioned pirate, we won't try and catch you as long as you only steal from the ships of foreign nations, and if you get caught we never heard of you.
>>26061301
>Adding poison to wells
>Action
>>26061326
That's what's being talked about.
>>26061334
That's pre-action you fool, and a hell of a lot better than sitting in a cell.
>>26061342
Is it? The conversation just looked like Military versus full-on pirate to me. At any rate I vote privateer. You get to act like a pirate, but you have the option of doing good if you want and you're less likely to end up in jail.
>>26058775
Privateers
>>26061379
The conversation mentions aiding the military early on.
How is privateer not the obviously best choice?
>A privateer (sometimes called corsair or buccaneer) was a private person or ship authorized by a government by letters of marque to attack foreign vessels during wartime. Privateering was a way of mobilizing armed ships and sailors without having vessels be commissioned into regular service as warships. The crew of a privateer might be treated as prisoners of war by the enemy country if captured.
>Historically, the distinction between a privateer and a pirate has been subjective, often depending on the source as to which label was correct in a particular circumstance.[1] The actual work of a pirate and a privateer is generally the same (raiding and plundering ships); it is, therefore, the authorization and perceived legality of the actions that form the distinction. At various times, governments indiscriminately granted authorization for privateering to a variety of ships, so much so that would-be pirates could easily operate under a veil of legitimacy.
Privateer, pirate, who cares.
I just want someone on the ship to be called Jolly Roger.
>>26061533
I want twin gunners called Skull and Crossbone.
>>26061547
I want them to both be short mares that aren't related but act like they are.
>>26061558
Ah yes, besties who met when their ships attacked each other.
How good is your nautical knowledge? Or will the quest be more like "and then they did some sailing things and the ship turned, because there was probably some wind"?
>>26061604
Well it's airships so nautical knowledge wouldn't be that helpful.
>>26061604
I'd assume most people know the basics, and considering we're in the realm of fiction here it would be fine to fudge it. Port, starboard, fore and aft are fine. I do wonder what term nautically themed airships would use for up and down though.
>>26061621
Oh, I just came home and didn't see it was about airships. I thought regular ships. Well nevermind then. I would have liked regular ships better.
>>26061604
Airships work differently, mate. As well as the possibility of magical assistance.
>>26061631
I guess "up" and "down" would work, aeronautically. But it would add a whole new dimension to luff and lee.
>>26061639
>anthro
>>26061670
>anthro
>>26061670
>>26061682
it's semi-anthro'ish.
>>26061670
That title belongs to the captain.
So, what do we imagine propels an airship? I was honestly just picturing a zeppelin with propellers on the back, but it could just as easily be a magically enchanted frigate or something. Hell, we could just fly around in a fucking building that we ripped out of the ground and enchanted to fly, and I'd still be fine with it.
>>26061859
Zeppelins are cool in concept but are quite bad in execution. Shot cannons at the big air balloon and that's it, boom.
>>26061877
Magitek is the way to go
>>26061859
I've enjoyed Guns of Icarus airships ever since the game came out. They use propellers.
>>26061928
Those things look awesome as fuck and I will throw my full support behind them. Fuck sails. Propellers are the way to go.
>>26061859
>>26061877
I'd like to think that it's supported by a cloud stored internally in the upper section, and propelled by a combination of wind sails and magic/steampunk powered propellers/wings.
The cloud would be far harder to damage than the bags of a zeppelin, removing the fragility problem.
>>26061942
That's actually a rather ingenious solution to Zeppelin fragility. I love it.
>>26061939
The coolest looking ones are the in game wrecks that allude to ancient massive ships in the past. That's probably a bit out of the scope of this quest idea though.
>>26061982
Awesome looking. Let's have those, but with clouds supporting them like >>26061942 suggested. That way they are both more resilient to cannon fire and more ponyish.
>>26062013
Can't pegasus ponies break clouds with their hooves?
>>26061859
>Hell, we could just fly around in a fucking building that we ripped out of the ground and enchanted to fly, and I'd still be fine with it.
>>26062032
They wouldn't have to be exposed clouds.
>>26062046
>crimson permanent assurance
I have never before wanted anything as much as I now want this, anon.
>>26062032
You're beginning to see how combat might go. The clouds in airships would likely be build to be hardy, like the buildings in Cloudsdale, but if you could punch a hole and get some crew on there they could start scooping it out.
Being a non-pegasus skysailor sounds like a stupid idea.
>>26062068
Shoot out their engines and whatever big guns they have on board are rendered null. Then just pound the 'balloon' until the container breaks and the dense clouds starts leaking out.
>>26062095
Sounds like a good tactic, assuming you can hit them while they're zipping around. Cloud-based airship combat is sounding awesome.
>>26062095
Why would their guns be rendered null?
Also that's a very valid reason for airships to have deployable sails as backup propulsion.
>>26062116
Big mounted guns can't do shit if you can't point them at the enemy. Which you can't without turning engines.
>>26062091
About as stupid as a sailor that can't swim.There were a lot.
>>26062091
Obviously the MC is a breezy.
>>26062125
That's not how all guns work. Plenty of planes and even ships had non-stationary guns that could be aimed without turning the whole ship.
>>26062116
I'd kind of like to get away from sails for once.
>All this airship quest hype and then it totally fucking sucks
>>26062125
You're assuming they can't rotate them. I can't imagine there would be any side of the ship without at least some guns, though directly in front and behind were always weak points on naval ships.
>>26062137
I said back ups anon. It would be stupid if you were stranded because your engines stopped.
>>26062149
JAD is perfect, it can go no wrong!
Cool things about cloud balloons is that you can repair them anywhere as long as there are clouds around.
>>26062153
Ahh, my mistake. I didn't notice backup. Valid point, as long as they aren't as fast or maneuverable as the propellers I'll be fine with them.
>>26062185
Even more reason for cloudships. Do the clouds have to be on top? We could just as easily coat the underside of our ship with clouds.
>>26062214
It's a strategy.
>>26062214
>Do the clouds have to be on top
I'd prefer they be on top because:
1-that classic airship look
2-makes us more vulnerable to attacks from the ground
>>26062235
I chose a shitty pic.
sekrit clubhttps://picarto.tv/HappyHorseAdventures
>still no big mare quest
>>26062235
>>26062262
These also look awesome.
>>26062241
We can always go higher to avoid ground attacks, and by being below the clouds are a smaller target. I suppose the "classic look" is a valid complaint, though.
>>26062263
No.
>>26062304
>No.
But you seem to be enjoying our airship quest idea, don't you want more?
>>26062301
Maybe one day
>>26062338
Yes, I'm enjoying it, and I do want it to continue.
I want it to continue here.
In the CYOA general discussion thread.
>not sosquishy villain adventures again soon
Another question: Why would you have airships with huge guns in the first place?
>>26062472
>>26062464
das it mane
>>26062470
To shoot other airships.
>>26062470
To protect caravan and transporting goods from pirates.
>>26062464
Oh yesss
>>26062528
Nothing can protect Caravan, lurker will get him eventually.
>>26062516
>>26062470
This and shooting missiles in the evil base's exhaust port
Only having big guns would be pointless. A pegasus can probably fly faster than an airship, so boarding parties would be an even bigger threat than other airships.
Are there even other sky cities apart from Cloudsdale?
>>26062338
>that's a nice discussion you're having
>bring it in here instead
ebin
>>26062528
What caravans? What are they transporting?
>>26062622
What do you normally transport in a caravan?
>>26062622
Charismatic colts and barrels of rare whispens
>>26062622
I don't know, when the fuck is it set? Future? Past? FlimFlam universe?
>>26062622
I assume that not only pirates and the military have airships. Caravans probably haul trade goods as well. Lumber, grain, precious metals, and liquid rainbow for making equestrian cholula.
>>26062633
I don't know, but what would you need to transport high up in the air, when you can build almost everything from clouds and have quasi-mobile cities, so if you'd say "what about food?" - why not move the city somewhere closer to fertile ground?
>>26062724
>why would you transport things between ground based settlements and sky settlements that must remain in a certain area by air?
>>26062724
Not every city is made of clouds, m8. What happens when Canterlot wants Appleloosan goods? We going to haul that shit through the Everfree? You either invent the train or the airship, and in this universe we went with airship.
>>26062639
>FlimFlam universe
I want this now.
>>26062464
All of the cakeALL OF IT
>>26062464
Are you PZ?
>>26062813
Tomorrow if my flight back home doesn't get cancelled.
pls no more cyoas
there are already enough
>>26063004
You don't have to follow all of them, anon.
>all this hype about airships
I didn't know /cyoag/ loved steampunk so much.
>>26063014
people love inkeeper, that is all.
>>26063012
heresy
>>26063004
Never enough
The MC of a CYOA meets their respective QM.
What happens?
>>26063014
It's teased a lot but never happens. Or it gets started and then immediately abandoned.
>>26063028
If he writes a better protag maybe.
The adventures of Captain Generally Agreeable I do not want.
>>26063028
Shit, man. Inkeeper js going to run this? Now I have mixed feelings.
>>26063054
fire-breathing flying mammoths
>>26063054
Inept kills them.
>>26063054
>rape
>>26063054
Active threads
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Hey guys, rate my rare Nightlight
>>26063108
You forgot Coltshan's latest whatever the fuck it is.
>>26062358
>>26063118
Coltshan's never been a part of the active threads list.
>>26063118
'forgot'
>>26063118
>forgot
>>26063111
Butt's too small, hair's wrong, no ear tufts, no bat wings, and it's the wrong waifu.
2/10 belongs in the trash.
>>26063126
And with good reason, but I wanted everyone to know where to go to see it if they wanted.
Coltshan quests are kind of like car wrecks. You might have a morbid fascination with taking a peak, even if you know you should just pass it by.
The MC is a moth pony named Mothis and coltshan voted in his own character creation, then forgot to put his name back on.
>>26063142
> wrong waifu.
u wot?
>>26063150
Nightlight a shit.
>>26063145
>a moth named Mothis
ugh
>>26063111
>Batfags will praise this
>>26063145
God damnit Anon! I didn't want to read this one, but you're making me want to go in there and offer help out of pity again!
>>26063111
that's pretty nice kekekeke
>>26063161
Oh, and what do you consider a good waifu then anon?
>>26063189
He just gave us a puzzle where we have to say aloud the names of "the elements that govern the world" in order to open a door. What could he mean?!
>>26063170
No, it's a pretty shit edit.
Also, not bat-wings.
>>26063145
>The MC is a moth pony named Mothis
usually you can get away with that kind of crap
its like a bat named Bati
or a Unicorn named Cornelius
or a Pegasus named Pegassi
sometimes it works
Mothis though? I mean I get the whole 'Moth + Mathis' but I mean Motthias would have worked better.
>>26063202
Ast is better, but the best waifu is
>pic related
>>26063145
>>26063220
>>26063228
This sounds awful. Everyone get in there and help and/or ruin that quest.
>>26063229
>Not Floral
Floral is a top tier waifu
>>26063279
Your waifu is a slut anon.
>>26063353
She just likes to play
>>26063412
S L U T
L
U
T
>GCucks
>>26063566
The true battered housewives.
pls no bully
>>26063648
>Murder
>>26063659
>>26063566
merely pretending
>>26063694
>Not posting superior version.
>>26063566
>GCucks
Trottingham: hot date edition continues:
>>26063904
>ficfic has to get so drunk he can't draw before he'll talk to his players
http://pastebin.com/9EtVw3U2
Stupid little green I typed up.
>>26064333
>>26064333
Linkeh joins the rare club of text QMs that actually deliver on lewd.
>>26064333
Oh I know exactly what this is.
A quick stupid something I made.I really need to work on manes.
>>26064548
Who are these pones?
>>26064611
CC and Seafoam from NE.
They're small.
>>26064611
that one and that other one
>>26064643
tiny poner is good poner
>>26064548
I need small pony quest.
>>26064548
Nips really needs to show us the Northern Excursion cast's cuti-marks.
>>26064643
Ah, didn't recognize them.I got excited when I realized the files said Seafoam was the same size as CC, but Nips said it was a mistake.
>>26064654I kind of wanted to do this once or twice, but I keep worrying I can't deliver something good.
>>26064654
there was a test small pone quest done 2 days ago or so
>>26064694JUST, anon, and you will have at least one faithful player.
>>26064694
>>26064698
>>26064654
maybe that one guy that had a test run is going to make one
The art was absolutely atrocious and so was the writing but meh
>>26064548
>Seafoam is unfazed
Gotta love her
>>26064746It's 1liner, what do you expect? :^)
>>26064746
Yeah, I'd rather have anyone else do it besides Wolvan.
I think the issue with tiny pony quests is that we just haven't gone tiny enough.
I demand a bacterium sized pony quest, where we are small enough to be injected into another pony's bloodstreem.
>>26064784
Immune system pone fighting diseases when?
>>26064784
I still like the tiny vet pony personally destroying fleas on dogs and cats with a flamethrower
>>26064793
That's not the worst concept I've ever heard of
Toy Story MLP quest. Yes/No?
>>26064761
M&M thread is up
>>26064818
Yeah, who doesn't like Ozzy and Drix?
>>26064759
>>26064757
Why is hating on Wolvan still a meme?
>>26064835
because he's absolute shit, not even sekrit club is fun anymore since he joined
>>26064784
>>26064793
I would play the shit out of this.
"Pony! Princess Twilight has developed some kind of brain aneurism or something, so we are going to miniaturize you and send you in to fix it! You will be equipped only with a gallon jug of interferon and a tube of Neosporin! Do you accept your quest?"
>>26064822
>You are the toy raindow dash
>And you must escape the cum jar
>>26064850
>Going to secret clubs ever
wew
>>26064761
Skittles wire was down
>>26064871
"No"
The quest is over.
>>26064893
>Twilight dies
>A new princess is required
>Ascension to Alicornhood quest begins
>>26064818
>>26064912
You mean baticorn
>>26064835
Cause he's shit and I'm not going to pretend he's not shit to make him feel good.
>>26064945
Why do you need to shove your bat autism every fucking where?
> Longname posted the Etherbreeze character sheet
> People initially think she's way crazy OP
> Then people realize what the numbers actually mean
> Then someone posted the rules for untrained checks.
>>26064966
>tfw people don't know what the rules are in various tabletops and need to be shown.
>>26064957
Is there a problem?
>>26064723
>>26064759You sure about that?
>>26065010SIMPLY PERFORM AN ACTIONTry not to kill the MC in the first thread.
>>26065010
I'd be okay with little pone experiencing the horrors of being little quest by Inept.
>>26065010
DON'T KILL THAT PONER
>>26065010
Inept. INEPT PLEASE
Do not hurt tiny poners
>>26065010
>dropped bit
Quickly. How would a FlimFlam verse look like?
>>26065010
Inept. No.
>>26065010
>Omaewa squish-deiru
>>26065010
You're running 2 quests already desu tho
>>26065057
Cheap and tacky.
>>26065057
>no trees
>no trees implies no appuls
>no appuls implies no AJ
It wouldn't change much.
>>26065097
>Any Bathwater questI know, I know, Entrapment
>>26065010
Oh boy.
>>26065031
>>26065039
>>26065051
Don't worry, the therapy sessions have been helping.
>>26065057
>>26065097
I thought you meant the MAS/RDP universe
>>26065117
Yiss.
>>26065117
>she didn't kill the poner
>>26065117
w-we don't have sugar water
>>26065117
>don't have tasty sugar water
>get eviscerated for failure to deliver
>>26065117
Impressive. Could I get the name of your therapist?
>>26065117
Start complaining how every game in the 4cc is rigged for /mlp/. If this works we'll be so salty that the ant will never eat us.
>>26065155
>>26065155
It's over.
It was fun while it lasted, boys.
>>26065155
Anon we're a poner.
Our smarts mean we know where the sugar and water is.
>>26065117
lead it to sugar and then water.
>>26065155
It was in your inventory already. Tiny poner is good at gathering resources!
>>26065172
Anon Y. Muss.
4 Chan Street, Suit /mlp/
He berates you until you stop doing stupid shit, and it's all free of charge!It's very sad that this is the best therapy method I've had.
Anyway, Threshold's up: >>26041486
If there's actual demand for a tiny poner tiny-game, I'll revisit the idea. I can dig something quick and cute. Huge srs quests are as big of a slog for me as they are for you guys.
>>26065278
Delay threshold and give us more tiny poner.
>>26065278
>hyped as fuck
>for nothing
>>26065304
hey fug you
>>26065304
This
>>26065304
Why not both
>>25996685
Urban's up
>>26065306Channel your hype into a quest of your own!
Did I seriously miss bashing 1liner. Fuck
>>26065460But my quest is not related to tiny ponies.
>>26060916
If it came in the format of buttquest 2, would you still play?
If Inept can do it, why can't you, Anon?
>>26065484
A rogue unicorn spell shrinks the MC. Tiny poners ensue. Problem solved.
>>26065517
because I'm not inept
>>26065484You mean not yetr-right?
>>26065539
>I'm not inept
Well, if you are not inept at running quests then you really have no excuse.
Do it, fucker.
>>26065553
I'm lazy
>>26065517
Because I have a million quest ideas and if I don't finish one, the memes will crush me where I stand
>>26065553
but it might be Wolvan
>>26065513
yes, yes i would. as long as it has a cute nerdy bookworm earth pony abnormally deep into her first estrus i would certainly play it!
>>26065539
Shouldn't that be a positive?
>>26065547Please, don't make this more difficult than it already is.
>>26065304
>>26065306
>>26065342
>>26065381
Okay okay I'll make something up in the next day or two.
But be forewarned: This will be my third simultaneous game. Which means I may need to makea schedule. :^)
>>26065580
>>26065631
:^)
>>26065630
>>26065630
By why not both I meant why not put more tiny pone in Threshold
As in more Squishy, or a new anomaly so tiny that you have to shrink to interact with it
I mean I'm not comfortable with any QM juggling with more than 2 quests.
>>26065630
>>26065678
DId you just call Dr. Doom a random citizen?
>>26065670Just caught up on the latest thread, disregard the Squishy part
>>26065710
Yes. What are you gonna do, stab me?
>>26065670
Well, that was an idea I had regarding the whole 'multiple playable characters' thing I mentioned here a few weeks ago. But nobody was really interested in doing that, so we went with Dandu fighting MISSINGNO. instead.Future QM's, take note: Threshold is a perfect example of a good idea with a bad execution. If you don't have an endgame thought up ahead of time, and your players don't come up with one early on, get to work on that shit ASAP, or you'll wind up stuck in limbo for weeks or months. That means you'll get tired of dragging the game out, and players will get bored of the lack of progression and leave. Keep things moving, and keep them interesting, or you're going to have a bad time.
>>26065735
fite me irl, bruh!
>>26065760
When and where, faggot?
>>26065790
Just pay me teh flight to america and i'll come fucking fuckitty fuck you up!
>>26065831
Oh, so you aren't on the other side of the ocean? Prepare to get rekt, son.
>>26065847
I'll join as well, nothing like bashing out other people's teeth
>>26065847
>>26065864
Sure, let's get a real brawl goign on, Lopez!
>>26065847
>>26065864
Did someone say there's a ruckus going on?
Blimey, best get me club and fightin' hat.
>>26065900
>Club
enjoy 10 years in prison for the illegal weapon lad
>>26065915
>Britcuck
>>26065915
>>26065930
think of the chillun
Can't we all just get along?
>>26065955
Where the fuck is the fun in that
>>26065955
Fuck off.
>>26065955
A hearty brawl between men is usually followed by a night of drinking and laughing together to ease the pain
Connecting punches into your fellow horsefucker's face is the best way to bond
>>26065955
Do you maybe want a tulip in your face as a sign of friendship?
Fight club is best sekrit club
>>26065991
I'd drink with you fuckers after some bleeding noses and black eyes
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>>26065981
Long Name has taken a turn for the edgier
>>26066071
I need this picture, but without all these sentences. For reasons.
>>26066142
Edgy? Just because we smashed a mirror?
>>26065117
>sugar water
give the ant some sweet pone nectar
>>26066178
I think he meant the evil twin who apparently has such a hate boner that trying to kill them is funny.
A Coltshan quest getting ready to break 100!?
Has he finally improved to being a QM with playable quests!?
>>26066248
fair enough
Also,
>presumably evil twin
ftfy
>>26066287
Every coltshan thread has broken 100.
>>26066290
>following someone around so you can goad them
She's either evil or not real.
>>26066287
who is coltshan?
>>26066320
the not real was what I meant presumably
>>26066320
Or reverse Gary Oak.
>>26065278
>Threshold's up
>1 hour and 30 minutes ago
>no updates
bully
bully
bully
>>26066693
Necro Quest is starting again!
reverse bully
Bullyproof post.
Ayy
Lomero
puddi
billy
>>26066913
bully
>>26066913
>>26066913
Bully harder.
>>26066876
billy joel
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>>26066913
treads version when
>>26066969
billy talent
>>26067001
Billy Idol
>>26067039
I dig your tasteFav song?
>>26067047
In the midnight hour I cry "the one everyone knows".
BULLY TREADS!
BULLY TREADS!
SUCK MY DICK!
BULLY TREADS!
>>26066993
Hey bath, come over and bully Treads with your water hose!