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>I-I'm gonna do it Anon!
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>I-I'm gonna do it Anon!
>You can't stop me!
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>>26057503
Look, we all know you enchanted your flesh to be bulletproof just in case you ever accidentally shot yourself. Stop being an attention horse and go talk to a psychologist.
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>>26057503
TWILIGHT YOU BITCH! THAT BULLET IS FOR ME! I spent all year figuring out how to build that goddamn thing and you are going to burn the only bullet I have!

Do you have any idea how impossible it is to find -lead- here?! It's like everything is goddamn childproofed!
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>>26057503
You also can't stop me from expanding my "Ponies Suicide By Gun" Folder either.
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>>26057503
I'm waiting, trombone sperglight.
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Only Satan can fix this
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>>26057535
>everything is goddamn childproofed
>kitchenware included
>ponies only have those plastic knifes that are usually used to cut lettuce
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>>26057503
Is this a new form of shitposting I'm not aware of?
Someone please explain.
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>>26057538
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she's gonna eat the gun?!
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>>26057503
Don't kill yourself!

We'll do it for you...

You've got a friend!
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>>26057538
dump it
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>>26057547
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>>26057636
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN DEED
A FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES WHEN THEIR LIFE ENDS
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>>26057503
Shouldn't have taught me that shield spell, Twi~
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>lolonly.38
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>>26057692
>Force of Nature (Close Enough)
>Will only blow her all the way to canterlot and will still survive
Get out of here you honey-Suckle Cowboy.
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>>26057535
SHE'S DEAD TWILIGHT!!! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR.
>"I-I know you feel that way Anon, that's why I have to do this"
>Twilight gives you one last smile as she surrounds the trigger with her magic
>"I... will always love you... Anon."
>"Please be happy, if for nobody else, than for me. I'm lucky to have been able to solve such a difficult problem for my... my friend"
>The trigger is squeezed and a single shot rings through the treebrary.

>'LOL I TROL U'
>Anon pulls out the second bullet he had hidden in his coat pocket and walks over to retrieve the freshly abandoned weapon
...Twilight. I'm sorry for...
>Pushing the second bullet into the chamber he closes his eyes and tears up as he cocks back the hammer and readies the trigger
Never getting to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>A flash
>And then nothing

I don't even know. I'll go back to never writing.
You faggots said it was easy.
I shouldn't have listened.
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O W
W
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>>26057503
ill tell you what i told rarity,
SUICIDE IS MY THING! STOPIT!!
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>>26057824
shut the fuck up rarity
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>>26057899
CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIN
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>>26057658
I hope you're happy.
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>>26057503
oh cool! can i put my head behind yours?
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>>26057943
not really no
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That is all for now.
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I don't have to, Ms.Nofingers
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Why are there so many pictures of ponies pointing guns at themselves
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>>26058031
It's what ponies crave.
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>>26057769
Better than most of the shit on this board. Ya dun good, faggot.
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>>26058031
Because I have a folder specifically for that Anon. I also have a folder specifically for image thumbnails too. There actually isn't a large selection of ponies pointing guns at themselves though. "Decent" ones anyway.

Don't mind me, I'm just a madman.
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>>26058074
Most more anon
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>You don't know what is to wake up knowing there is nothing worth living for
WELCOME TO MY LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk
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>>26057769
>rainbow dash was flying by twilight's place when she heard a loud boom
>she thought it was just another one of twilight's fucking spell tests
>then she heard a second boom
>she flew into twilight's castle to see if she was ok and she found two dead bodies lying on the castle floor
what the Buck happened in here?
>as she was flying around trying to figure out what had happened dash noticed that anon had a bulge in his pants
>dash knew that anon had a thing for twilight and was kind of sad for him
>anon had never even had any ponepussy
well I suppose I could honor his memory Just once.
dash winced a little thinking about what she was about to do
>dash removed anon's pants and boxers
where did he even get boxers with pinkie on them?
>dash grasped anon's dick in her hooves
>she started to stroke his member before sinking onto him
>dash started pumping anon's dick
>as dash was doing this she started to get turned on
How this fuck is this making me horney?
>dash kept pumping anon as she started to increase her rhythm as she started to feel his dick throb in her, she knew that he was about to come, but no matter how hard she tried she couldn't pull off of him, its was like lots of anons were holding her down as the inevitable happened, ANON CAME IN RAINBOW DASH.

I guess I'll have his baby.
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>>26057503
>Anon waves his hand in the great Jedi tradition
"You don't want to blow your brains out."
>"I don't want to blow my brains out."
"You want to sell me deathsticks."
>"I want to sell you deathsticks."
"You want to get me as high as a kite."
>"I want to get you as high as a kite."
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>>26058054
Thanks for the confidence boost.
Maybe one day I will listen to you and my English Reading/Writing teacher that always liked to tell me I rote reel good like they don't say that to every student and try again sometime.

Probably not.
Fiction is not easy for me, probably the autism.
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>>26057503
Can I at least fuck the corpse- oh who am I kidding, I'll do it anyway.
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>>26058607
A party you'll never forget.
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>>26058607
that was the wrong gun pinkie! you were supposed to use the confetti gun!
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>>26057503
So you farted in public, Twilight, sheesh. I know it's embarrasing that everypony saw and smelled it, but that's no reason to kill yourself
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>>26057503
>The first time she shot herself you were absolutely terrified
>The second time you were sick all over the floor
>By the fifth and sixth time you simply started putting towels on the floor and left the house
>Becoming a Princess had its perks, neither of you had realized what immortality really meant until the day she lost the will to keep living
>She's mostly back to her old self again, she only gets this way maybe once or twice a year
>Maybe it will work this time she thinks. A different caliber of bullet, a different trajectory through the brain
>Then she wakes up on the floor and cries herself hoarse
>It's disturbing how desensitized you've become to the whole thing
>You whisper sweet comforts and mop up the mess, hoping she'll get over it quickly so you can go back to normal
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>>26058778
Holy shit...
please elaborate
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How the hell are you going to pull the trigger with hooves?
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>>26058778
I approve heartily of your skill, sir, but this topic...
Whew...
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>>26058778
wouldn't her head be full of holes tho?
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>>26057521
Based Otis
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>>26057503
Pls du it
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>>26058778
Call me an edgy faggot but that was good.
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>>26058277
Not the ending I was expecting but I like it
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>>26057503
I always had this fantasy of actually meeting a suicidal person, giving him a rapier and make a duel with a proposal of the like: 'You want to die so badly ? Fine ! Here, let's play a bit. A dance of might some might say, either way you die right ?' 'I win, you'll die, I lose, you'll kill yourself anyways !'

As the duel goes on, given he is actually fighting back, it rekindle his fighting spirit and somehow make him/her cling to life desperately.

Route 1, sadistic: As the new fire in his/her soul roar, he/she wants to stop but I don't, I take pleasure into knowing I'll crush his might with my skill and experience.

Route 2, bittersweet: As the new fire in his/her soul roar, he/she wants to stop and I accept, a new found mutual respect grow between us.

Route 3, resignation: He/She isn't willing to fight at all, I stab trough the heart as an act of mercy.

Route 4, disgust: He/She isn't willing to fight at all, I am disgusted with the lack of might and leave.

Could be fun to write off someday.
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>>26057503
You're right I can't but I know who can
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>>26057503
shut the fuck up and pull the trigger you fucking faggot ass pony fucker
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>>26059517
To clarify I was expecting anon to be alive but with this being his plan all along

Still a great story
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>>26058778
>immortality
Stopped reading right there.
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>>26057503
>>You can't stop me!
Well them why bother me about it? I'm a busy man.
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>>26057503
JUST DO IT
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>>26057749
>springy, poofy hair
nigga she's just goofin'
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>>26061418
did you just make me watch someone die?

dude that's not cool, come on
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>>26061470
I'm sure he's fine.
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>>26058778
>mfw humans live so long it's basically immortality for ponies
>Twilight survives all her friends
>all ponies age visibly for Anon
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>>26057636
I would operate with Flutter/k/
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>>26058778
Please, sir... I want some... more.

>>26058912
The implication is that her body is regenerative to the point of functional nigh-invincibility; not such a good thing for one who loses the will to live.

>>26061324
Methinks someone's jimmies are still rustled over a crown, a title, and a pair of lilac wings; there are still people like you here in 2016?
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>>26061418
Where/what/who was this.

I need to know more.
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>>26061418
With this height, she could go on an existential questioning like the whale in galaxy hitchhiker.
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>>26063569
Methinks someone has trouble differentiating between princessdom and immortality. Twilight's "immortality" has become so cliched and overdramatized in the most artificially sentimental and edgy ways that it makes me want to puke
> Oh noes, my friends are gone. My immortality killed them all. Curse it. Boo hoo.
And be reminded that this is fanon. It's nowhere in the show indicated that Twilight is "immortal"; in fact, the word of god says otherwise. Nor is it a fact that Celestia and Luna are bound to physical bodies that can't be killed or destroyed. They're just really fucking old while still looking young.
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>>26058482
Underrated post
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>>26061418
did he die?
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>>26065274
No he turned off fall damage
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>>26057503
sure sure
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>>26057503
I've already done it, I unloaded the gun and threw the bullets away a long time ago you silly filly.
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>>26057503
I'm sorry.

I wanted to make you happy.
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>>26064528
I will admit, word of God is canon until proven jossed; but even if alicorns can be killed given enough force or time, they've certainly got superequine levels of health, durability and resilience, both physical and mental. It wouldn't exactly be hard for the writing staff to convince everyone that alicorns are actually as immortal and nigh-invulnerable as the green written would have you believe; they just don't want to delve into the feels of how much of a curse it is to continuously outlive loved ones, at least to their target audience.

Princess Celestia has slipped further and further into the background as the show's gone on, when she should still be as prominent and powerful as Equestria's citizens seem to think she is; at this point, what other reason really makes so much sense?
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