Ok Anons, lets say you're in America and win the $900,000,000

>>26055318
I would buy a house in the middle of nowhere and buy a thousands of horses and fuck them all.

I would buy a life sized plushie of all the main six, and six matching horse pussies from bad dragon.

Probably just hire a bunch of midgets and put them in pone costumes.

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>>26055318
Hahahahaha! I'd buy a rocket and fund a permanent station on the moon just for myself, then die a happy man on my Lunas namesake.

I would buy a ranch and have many 3DPD mares.

I wouldn't sexual any of them and I'd make sure they had all the land they needed to roam.

I'd go on but my dreams of 900 mil start to wane around there when it comes to ponies.

>>26055364
Anon, you can also get ponuts now.

What a time to be alive.

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I'd veto the list on a good plushmakers queue and get multiple life sized plushes in different poses and also maybe a nice house with Google fiber.

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>>26055395
Oh my god my life is almost complete

>>26055395
Sauce.

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>>26055318
The amount of pone i would purchase would depend on you faggots on the count that i'd be a total bro and share the wealth with the only friends that i have.

>>26055398
>Google fiber

Anon let's not get too crazy here.

>>26055406
http://bad-dragon.com/products/rowan

>>26055318
Get out of the country and flee to Europe or Canada so no one mugs me. Then I buy Hasbro and change MLP's category from an animated children's show to porn

>>26055318
It's hard to even imagine having that much.

I mean, if you take the cash, that's $558 million immediately.

Assume that half is taken for taxes, leaving $279 million.

Assume you are 20 and live to be 80. 60 years. That's $4.65 million a year.

That means you could spend $12,739.73 dollars a day.

You could spend $8.84 dollars a minute every minute for 60 years and still have money. That's fucking crazy!

As far as pone goes, I would probably get some of those really nice several-thousand-dollar plushies to cuddle.

I'm pretty sure I would spend every night for several months at a strip club after that. And try to find one willing to cosplay as a pone.

>>26055318
https://youtu.be/IvE84AGMWpE

>>26055417
Holy shit, you're a genius

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>>26055318
It's almost time Anons. Best of luck to the lot of you all that played.

>mfw I feel it happening

>>26055318
Absolutely none of it, unless you count internet bills and maybe a Surprise plush if I'm feeling impulsive.
I would instead get a fairly small home and live a set bachelor's life, so I can focus on more important things, like how to become a /fit/ operator and fending off grubby relatives that want to leech off my good fortune I did nothing to earn.
>>26055466
RIP that thread, now I'm going to amend my choice to include "patron funland drawfriend doesn't run out of muns for necessities"

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House, 10 mini plushies, 10 regular plushies, 10 life size plushies, sex toys, the best personal computer money can buy with 100 computer monitors all linked around the house, guns, ammo, a real pony probably, and the rest o the money to buy reese's peanuts butter cups to fill up my food supply, which I will eat until it kills me.

>>26055417
>not using the money to buy guns and fend off muggers

>>26055398
>Google fiber.
Why?
1gig speeds?

Down here in Midwest Texas that is no longer something exclusive to the google botnet.
Just hold out a little longer anon, and put on your 3D glasses bitch because it's coming right at you

>>26055466
Nah m8, I've already got the winners. I got this.

If I ever did win I'd probably buy all you horsefuckers something to share the wealth

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>>26055417
The first thing I'd buy is some kind of personal protection, but as an average Joe, I don't know how safe I'd feel. Lottery winners have been killed by their own family.

Alternatively, I'd like to tell no one aside from my parents. I know if they won the first thing they'd do is make sure all my sibling's and my college bills were paid off, so I feel like I do owe them something. I know some lotteries REQUIRE you to go on the news and shit like that, but I'd like no one to know.

I'd finish out college without worrying about tuition or loans, then once I'm out I'm not sure what I'd do. I wouldn't have to do anything, but I don't think I could do nothing constructive for 60 years.

>>26055466
Was gonna buy a ticket, saw at 9:50 the cutoff was 9:45. Oh well, here's to no one winning tonight so I can play next week (Unless a horsefucker wins. I'd be cool with that).

>>26055505
I'd definetly buy at least a few guns. Myself moreso for historical value, M1A1 Thompsons, Bren guns, M1903s, ect.

And on top of everything else, I'd always be sure /mlp/ stays up on this site. Don't care what I'd have to do (unless it was giving all 900mil).

>>26055505
>thinking guns can protect you from dozens of people after your money

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>>26055505
> guns

>>26055318
I'm in college and I would not buy any pony stuff until I have my own place. I would not drop out of college.
I would probably immediately impulse spend on not too expensive stuff that I've always wanted but never had the funds for, such as a not necessarily brand new car and high quality clothes. I would then probably buy upgrades for my x220, and spend some on my parents for whatever they need or might have wanted for a while. Thinking of other things would take some time. Of course student debt, but then comes later. Having felt good about most likely not even putting a dent into winnings, I save the rest for any reasonable future use.

Of course this is without any prior research, perhaps I am going about this completely wrong.

>>26055318
How much is $900,000,000? My non-american brain can't comprehend how much money this is.

>>26055631
Basically it's a lot of fucking money.

>>26055631
Enough to give Obama a two day long vacation

>>26055631
>>26055425

>>26055648
That doesn't sound like a lot

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>>26055631
Basically, even after taxes, A FUCKING LOT.
But I'm REAL nervoucited for this.

>>26055631
Here's a magical machine:

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=money+convertor

>>26055318
I would buy 1k dollars plushies for all anons in /mlp/

>>26055586
You clearly don't have enough gun if a few dozen people is a problem.

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>>26055666
Satan get outta here.

>>26055741
Muggers know who you are. You don't know who the muggers are. Even if you had an rpg you can't stop people shooting from behind you

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>>26055589
You are motherfucking rich, you can be as barbaric as you want. Imagine the media reaction to the rich guy who bought horses and guns, killed off a bunch of people while riding a horse, and used his money to buy the court and get off without consequence. You would be like Donald Trump.

>>26055666
You have clearly never been on a vacation with Obama.
Shit, I'd even take a vacation with the fucking dog.
Motherfucker gets a plane all for himself.

>>26055739
After takes, that's somewhere around the amount to boy 500000 1k plushies.

Damn Anon. I'm sure thousands of people would turn to making plushies just to capitalize on your business.

You would be a job creator.

>>26055466
Thanks anon good luck to you too

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>>26055759
MERCENARIES
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>>26055318
To be quite honest, none. I like pone as much as the next anon here, but I've got more important things to spend that money on than pony stuff.

>>26055768
Yeah,but more and more people would come from all around the interwebz eventually, so I would run out of cash.
I am already rich and don't need anything so I give away my extra cash to helping people out in vidya or in random places, preferably anonymously and without them knowing.
I just want to be the light in the darkness that they need, like I wish I had back when I was living in the streets and ghetto.

>>26055318
do weird shit with my money
get media attention
run for president
make bestiality legal

>>26055759

>Implying they won't get caught in the backblast
This is why I don't respect your opinion.

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Hire the best of the internet to make some high quality full length head canon porn.

>>26055759
>not spamming backspace and bunnyhopping everywhere
casual

>>26055861
This.

>>26055861
>Not hiring a good studio instead

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>>26055318
Oh fuck...

Either give it to Hasbro to make Nyx canon or get someone maybe Duo Cartoonist (guy who did Children of the Night) to fully animate Past Sins
He's done her before pic related

>>26055631
3 jets.

>>26055318
A few hundred on Plushies/gifts for my nieces. A few hundred on gifts for my nephew/pther family. I'd decide what to do with the rest after I go on a long vacation to Vegas.

>>26055889
>Give it to Hasbro to make nyx canon
I can't believe that you are this stupid.
You can probably buy FiM from Hasbro, why the fuck would you give them the money just to make it canon?

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Almost time lads, best of luck to you all

>>26055906
The chance of winning is so ridiculous you have more chances of being killed in the trip to the fucking lotto stand than to actually win the jackpot.

>>26055902
I'm not good with money, do you expect me to know how much that IP goes for? Some IPs go for billions and such, 9 hundred million may nut cut it.

>>26055889
So sad you're trying so hard and actually consistently doing a decent job and yet you have little recognition. I like you more than barneyfag tbqh

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>>26055794
>hire people from /mlp/ to be security for your horse mansion, even let them fuck some of your horses that are spray-painted to look like characters from the show.
>A bunch of obsese neckbeards with state of the art military hardware, all wearing horse masks, riding horses painted as their waifus as they shoot random people around your house

This would be part of what I would do with the money now. I would even make a movie years later about the battle at horsefucker hill and have it be a blockbuster.

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>>26055917
A man can dream

>>26055924
I'm up at 4 am doing nothing but shitpost her all day and I'm about to go to sleep.

Don't say I'm not dedicated to my job.

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>>26055318
I would buy every single plushie of my waifu I could find online
then I would commission a custom life-size plushie from the best artist I could find
then I would put them all in my room
at night I would sleep with them
repeat until end of life

I would also create a thread on /mlp/ and buy plushies for 100 random anons cause I love you bastards

32 16 19 57 34 Powerball num is 13

Any of you fuckers win?

>>26055933
We know you are.
You and your one other autist friend that sometimes comes out to help you.

>>26055933
I believe in you. Someday you'll be more hated than barneyfag, good night

>>26055318
I'd commission extraordinarily fetishistic porn from every pone artist I could contact, and order a huge assortment of bad dragon sex toys.
Then I'd masturbate for days, using 100 dollar bills to clean my dick just because I fucking could.

>>26055926
>Blockbuster
What's that?
tfw

>>26055954
Or until Nyx becomes canon

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Buy the rights off Hasbro, hire DHX, and give my waifu her own show

>>26055318
$0

I would buy mlp and turn it into a porn show that caters to all my fetishes

>>26055318
Budget my living expenses to about $3000 a month to live comfortably in a condo and pretend I'm not filthy rich.
Then buy a shit ton of illegal surveillance on everyone I know and a personal helicopter so anytime someone talks shit about me I can be there within mere minutes and say "I heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out."

People would start to think I was some lower to middle class god, when in reality I just had a fuckton of cash that I used for the sole purpose of fucking with people.

>>26055950
Close but no cigar.

I can't even find my ticket but my numbers were
16 19 24 35 42 (8)

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>>26056021
>only buying one set of numbers

Then again I only matched one number on all of my bets so fuck me, right?

>>26056021
Does that get you anything? $20?

>>26055417
>Walking around with nine hundred million dollars in your pockets
>Thinks no one in Canada or Europe would mug him
Absolute madman!

thank god idiots like >>26056036 exist to help pay for our country's shitty infrastructure

>>26056058
20 bucks a month or so ain't shit to me, friendo. I only play when the jackpots are big.

How do we know the lottery isn't a scam? For all we know the winners are associated with the lottery and return the money or were simply pretending to have the money without having received the money in the first place
I'm just salty I bought a shitload of these and earned nothing, but still

>>26056094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S6z250fE34

>>26055902
I seriously doubt you could, companies like that usually cost billions.

>>26055967
NOT HAPPENING

>>26056058
retard

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>>26056109
Triggered.

>>26056019
That's pretty lame anon.

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>>26055318
>buy my own house out in the country and get out of my shitty apartment
>buy a mare to fuck in private
>buy my dream car, a Australian 1973 Ford Falcon
>have unlimited supply of gasoline
>give manageable cuts of money to family, friends, etc.
>commission literally every artist to draw whatever I want
>commission literally every plushmaker to make my waifu, lewd or non-lewd
>put the rest in savings account to draw out whenever needed

>die happy

but sadly the odds of winning is almost 1 in 300 million, so I'm not expecting much

>>26056123
>Hasbro in the border of going broke
>Costing a lot
okey

>>26056166
>>Hasbro in the border of going broke
Aren't they drowning in brony bucks by now? And EqG was a relative success

>>26056164
>die happy
Don't lie to yourself anon.
A man can be happy at any moment, otherwise you will be miserably for the rest of your days, even if you had all the cash in the whole world.

>>26056180
>drowning in brony bucks
Except Hasbro doesn't make toys for broknees. Some retards do buy the plastic garbage for little girls though.

>>26056166
They currently have a net worth of about 4 billion dollars, they ain't cheap.

>>26056198
Shit, never mind, I was using outdated information

It's actually more around $9.6 billion

>>26056230
But you are just buying FiM, not the whole company.
Well shit.

>>26055950
Nah I got like one number I think. Im sure there is one lucky fucker out there who's life changed forever.

>>26056265
The FiM ip seems to be under tight lock so I can't really figure out how much it's worth, it's possible you could afford it with that cash but you need to take into account that you'd still need to own DHX or some other animation company to actually get new episodes made.

>>26056318
If you have the IP, you can always get investors.

>>26056346
True enough I suppose, just keep your true intentions for the IP secret.

>>26056346
Agreed

>Not just dangling the chance to cash in on those autism bux in front of Dreamworks, Pixar and Disney.
It would be an excellent fight to the death

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>>26055318
I'd pay tons of commissions of actual good artist for all /mlp/ to enjoy.

You know, the opposite of Jamal

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>>26056166
>One of the biggest toy makers in the business
>Going broke

>>26056392
Except boy and girls no longer want shitty plastic toys. It is all about the cellphones, tablets and androids now, anon.
The ages of the kids that buy toys are usually 7 or less now.
Usually most kids prefer a cellphone to loot porn in and chat with pedophiles than a fucking toy.

>>26056407
Have you seen the sells figures for their toys? Hasbro and every other toy company understand that all kids want is pricey digital garbage. So they dress up their cheap piece of shit with all sorts of blinking lights and sounds.
They are like Apple, dress it nice on the outside, chinease production on the inside.

>>26056407
>The ages of the kids that buy toys are usually 7 or less
Your parents must have given you one hell of a chore wage.
I had to beg mommy to buy me everything until I started washing dishes during a Summer vacation

>>26056392
This
The only company that even touches them is mattel, everyone else is basically a non-entity.

>>26056407
They still make well enough to keep them above the bankruptcy point

>>26056466
Actually, the middle class kids are the only ones that get to buy this garbage.
With the exception of poorfags that overload their credit cards, I guess.
>>26056476
Fine then.
I am just mad at Hasbro for being so shitty with their policies.

>>26056490
>I am just mad at Hasbro for being so shitty with their policies
To be fair those shitty policies are probably one of the reasons they're doing so well economically, damn them all you want but industry is industry.

>>26056513
I thought they were doing pretty bad before Faust took over.

>>26056293
And if not, I think it goes up to 1.3 billion next week.

I could barely wrap my head around 900 million, but 1.3 billion? Holy shit.

With $1,000,000,000 you could (disregarding taxes):

Get a stack of $1 67.9 miles high.

A round trip to the moon (going off a price of $750,000,000).

2 Airbus A380 ($810,000,000)

A.C. Milan ($945,000,000)

19 1963 Ferrari GTOs (988,000,000)

Antilia Mumbai (That super expensive skyscraper house in Mumbai) ($1,000,000,000)

The Chicago Cubs ($1,000,000,000)(Ha)

5 F-35C Lightning II Fighter Jets ($1,000,000,000)

The Solomon Islands (The country's GDP hovers around 1bil)

The Toronto Maple Leafs ($1,000,000,000)

LA Lakers ($1,000,000,000) (This one honestly surprised me)

Hulu ($1,000,000,000)

Solo Cup Co. ($1,000,000,000)

All the Bitcoins ($1,000,000,000)

5 Playboy Mansions ($1,000,000,000)

222,000 Palomino Horses ($1,000,000,000)

28 Million Pounds Of Pre-Cooked Italian Meatballs ($1,000,000,000)

13.3 Billion Pounds of Sand ($1,000,000,000)

339,000 Baby Male Zebras ($1,000,000,000)

71 Billion Plastic Sporks ($1,000,000,000)

385,000 Bounce Houses ($1,000,000,000)

64 Million Unicorn Horse Head Masks ($1,000,000,000)

And my personal favorite:

179 Million Pounds of Green Apple Jelly Beans

Countries with GDP less then $1,000,000,000 (According to the CIA World Factbook, so it's for big guys):

Gambia
Grenada
Samoa
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Sint Maarten
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Northern Mariana Islands
Comoros
Saint Martin
Dominica
Tonga
American Samoa
São Tomé and Príncipe
Micronesia
Palau
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
Cook Islands
Marshall Islands
Anguilla
Falkland Islands
Kiribati
Tuvalu
Niue

You'd also be 10 times richer then Kanye West. You'd SHIT on Kanye.

Modestly above Paul McCartnety who's at $660,000,000.

Bill Gates is still about 80 times richer then you, but honestly, that's ok compared to where you are now.

Trump is stumped at how some pony fucker like you is at 1/4th of his wealth.

>>26055318
Buy land, horses, the vinyl Funkos, Monopoly, and the new doll things. And that's about all that's left of my pony want list since I've obtained everything else already. With the rest maybe I'd make a gaming computer build for each of the M6 like the Rara battlestation. Beyond that, I'd buy two 9 foot Steinway grand pianos. One for legitimate use, and the other would be MLP custom with like cutiemarks on the keys and a decal on the cover.

>>26055866
>backspace
What kind of deformity do you have to use those kind of keybinds?

>>26056638
Now if you excuse me I'm gonna feel like a high roller as I go spend 15 bucks at a place nearby for some calzones.

>>26055318
I would commission a life sized plushie of my waifu. That's about it.
The rest would be me living in an average house never working a day in my life.>>26055353

>>26058514
Smart man.

>>26055318
Great question. But what's the point of living once you've gotten everything you could ever wish for? I think that life would eventually begin to suck once you get past the initial, "wowza I'm rich!" phase.

okay, maybe the pony fuckery would remain entertaining forever, but still

>>26055318
I would put up three million as a cash prize to the first person or team to make a pony game that rivals current AAA studio titles.

I'd spend the rest on hookers and blow.

>>26058663
Once you have all of the money to have any material thing you want, your life is opened up wide to the possibilities of whatever you want to dedicate yourself to.

You could master an art. Enjoy some bizarre hobbies. Set new goals for yourself.
And you could afford to indulge in these things and take them as seriously as you wanted to.

Wonder how much the rights to make an mlp game would cost.

I'd hire DHX to animate pony porn

>>26056094
The money made by the lotto is enough for them to not give a shit about you taking what amounts to 1/4 of the prize pool itself after everything is said and done.

It's not as if you're getting the good deal when it comes to collecting your share of the winnings.

The biggest thing when it comes to the lotto is that you're more or less just getting a fat stack of cash. Sure it's not literally that and you're not going to be able to spend it all right then and there but for all intents and purposes if you've got $200 million you've got that much to spend compared to someone else who is "richer" than you but has their wealth tied up into things that aren't money.

>>26055516
>Midwest Texas
What ISP? I live near there and I still have att third world internet (Down speeds of ~760 KBPS)

>>26055318
lmao no one got it
now its going up to over a billion

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>>26055364
And not one of them would ever look you in the eye and tell you that they love you or that youmake them happy.
Your nights would be so heart crushingly lonely and you would slowly start to realize that even with all the money in the world all you'll ever have is some polyester and silicone. No amount of power on this earth can make them real.

>>26059075
>No amount of power on this earth can make them real.

If I ever get that money. Fucking watch me.

I think all but like 2 people in the history of the lotto have ended up bankrupt or worse. I think theres a documentary on it.

>>26059099
Probably because they blow most of it like retards and then when they finally realize the money is running out and they should start saving uncle Sam comes and but fucks them with taxes.

>>26059116
Yes thats a lot if it. Theres also been family on family murders.

>>26056019
>Budget my living expenses to about $3000 a month
>budget
>3k freedom muns

>>26059048
Suddenlink offers 1G
Fuck that noise though. If you are in TX and can get Grande get that instead.
Live with 400 down 20 up.

I can guarantee Grande doesn't give a fuck if you pirate and upload shit all day erryday
even if you don't it's nice to know you COULD download a movie without getting your shit turned off and won't throttle your connection.
AT&T is a fucking joke in my area too.
I've worked for both Grande and Suddenlink.
The only thing they have over anybody now now is the 1G speed, but having installed Suddenlink for a while and especially when they were introducing it, good luck breaking 700 mb/s on a speedtest even when all your signal levels are perfect and your hardware can do it. That was a few months back and I don't install it anymore right now but that shit left a bad taste in my mouth

A solid 400 mb/s with no worries over anything, no bandwidth cap lol Suddenlink and AT&T and the reality Grande is likely to offer 1G soon if you care that much is the best solution.

>>26055318
so, what are the chances of these money to get into hands of someone who will use them to at least attempt to make greater money out of them?

Officials have said no one won the pwerball tonight.

Powerball's hitting 1.3bil fellas.

>>26059151
History says very poor chance.

>>26055318
I’d spend the next 513 years talking to BlackGryph0n and Michelle Creber on Skype :^)

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>>26059167
how much after taxes?

>>26059935
It fucks you over by tossing your ass into the 80% tax bracket of richfags even though you dont really have the incone to sustain such heavy taxing.

>>26055318
I'd move out of my parents house...

>>26055318

I'd consider buying custom plastic models of the mane6 and a few other important characters like the princesses.

$10 000 on porn commissions.

A $2000 fursuit, plus the cost of a prostitute.

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>>26060044
male or female?

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>>26060154
Yes

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>>26059099
that's because most of the human race is fucking retarded
when you think about it, the average /mlp/ poster is probably about in the top 10% of the world population when it comes to intelligence

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>>26060362
you give us for to much credit, stupidity is contagious don't you know?