Ok Anons, lets say you're in America and win the $900,000,000 jackpot tonight, what ammount of that would go to pone, and what expensive pony stuff would you buy?
Hahahahaha! I'd buy a rocket and fund a permanent station on the moon just for myself, then die a happy man on my Lunas namesake.
I would buy a ranch and have many 3DPD mares.
I wouldn't sexual any of them and I'd make sure they had all the land they needed to roam.
I'd go on but my dreams of 900 mil start to wane around there when it comes to ponies.
I'd veto the list on a good plushmakers queue and get multiple life sized plushes in different poses and also maybe a nice house with Google fiber.
The amount of pone i would purchase would depend on you faggots on the count that i'd be a total bro and share the wealth with the only friends that i have.
It's hard to even imagine having that much.
I mean, if you take the cash, that's $558 million immediately.
Assume that half is taken for taxes, leaving $279 million.
Assume you are 20 and live to be 80. 60 years. That's $4.65 million a year.
That means you could spend $12,739.73 dollars a day.
You could spend $8.84 dollars a minute every minute for 60 years and still have money. That's fucking crazy!
As far as pone goes, I would probably get some of those really nice several-thousand-dollar plushies to cuddle.
I'm pretty sure I would spend every night for several months at a strip club after that. And try to find one willing to cosplay as a pone.
It's almost time Anons. Best of luck to the lot of you all that played.
>mfw I feel it happening
Absolutely none of it, unless you count internet bills
and maybe a Surprise plush if I'm feeling impulsive.
I would instead get a fairly small home and live a set bachelor's life, so I can focus on more important things, like how to become a /fit/ operator and fending off grubby relatives that want to leech off my good fortune I did nothing to earn.
RIP that thread, now I'm going to amend my choice to include "patron funland drawfriend doesn't run out of muns for necessities"
House, 10 mini plushies, 10 regular plushies, 10 life size plushies, sex toys, the best personal computer money can buy with 100 computer monitors all linked around the house, guns, ammo, a real pony probably, and the rest o the money to buy reese's peanuts butter cups to fill up my food supply, which I will eat until it kills me.
>not using the money to buy guns and fend off muggers
Down here in Midwest Texas that is no longer something exclusive to the google botnet.
Just hold out a little longer anon,
and put on your 3D glasses bitch because it's coming right at you
The first thing I'd buy is some kind of personal protection, but as an average Joe, I don't know how safe I'd feel. Lottery winners have been killed by their own family.
Alternatively, I'd like to tell no one aside from my parents. I know if they won the first thing they'd do is make sure all my sibling's and my college bills were paid off, so I feel like I do owe them something. I know some lotteries REQUIRE you to go on the news and shit like that, but I'd like no one to know.
I'd finish out college without worrying about tuition or loans, then once I'm out I'm not sure what I'd do. I wouldn't have to do anything, but I don't think I could do nothing constructive for 60 years.
Was gonna buy a ticket, saw at 9:50 the cutoff was 9:45. Oh well, here's to no one winning tonight so I can play next week (Unless a horsefucker wins. I'd be cool with that).
I'd definetly buy at least a few guns. Myself moreso for historical value, M1A1 Thompsons, Bren guns, M1903s, ect.
And on top of everything else, I'd always be sure /mlp/ stays up on this site. Don't care what I'd have to do (unless it was giving all 900mil).
I'm in college and I would not buy any pony stuff until I have my own place. I would not drop out of college.
I would probably immediately impulse spend on not too expensive stuff that I've always wanted but never had the funds for, such as a not necessarily brand new car and high quality clothes. I would then probably buy upgrades for my x220, and spend some on my parents for whatever they need or might have wanted for a while. Thinking of other things would take some time. Of course student debt, but then comes later. Having felt good about most likely not even putting a dent into winnings, I save the rest for any reasonable future use.
Of course this is without any prior research, perhaps I am going about this completely wrong.
Basically, even after taxes, A FUCKING LOT.
But I'm REAL nervoucited for this.
You are motherfucking rich, you can be as barbaric as you want. Imagine the media reaction to the rich guy who bought horses and guns, killed off a bunch of people while riding a horse, and used his money to buy the court and get off without consequence. You would be like Donald Trump.
After takes, that's somewhere around the amount to boy 500000 1k plushies.
Damn Anon. I'm sure thousands of people would turn to making plushies just to capitalize on your business.
You would be a job creator.
Yeah,but more and more people would come from all around the interwebz eventually, so I would run out of cash.
I am already rich and don't need anything so I give away my extra cash to helping people out in vidya or in random places, preferably anonymously and without them knowing.
I just want to be the light in the darkness that they need, like I wish I had back when I was living in the streets and ghetto.
Hire the best of the internet to make some high quality full length head canon porn.
Either give it to Hasbro to make Nyx canon or get someone maybe Duo Cartoonist (guy who did Children of the Night) to fully animate Past Sins
He's done her before pic related
>Give it to Hasbro to make nyx canon
I can't believe that you are this stupid.
You can probably buy FiM from Hasbro, why the fuck would you give them the money just to make it canon?
>hire people from /mlp/ to be security for your horse mansion, even let them fuck some of your horses that are spray-painted to look like characters from the show.
>A bunch of obsese neckbeards with state of the art military hardware, all wearing horse masks, riding horses painted as their waifus as they shoot random people around your house
This would be part of what I would do with the money now. I would even make a movie years later about the battle at horsefucker hill and have it be a blockbuster.
I would buy every single plushie of my waifu I could find online
then I would commission a custom life-size plushie from the best artist I could find
then I would put them all in my room
at night I would sleep with them
repeat until end of life
I would also create a thread on /mlp/ and buy plushies for 100 random anons cause I love you bastards
I'd commission extraordinarily fetishistic porn from every pone artist I could contact, and order a huge assortment of bad dragon sex toys.
Then I'd masturbate for days, using 100 dollar bills to clean my dick just because I fucking could.
Buy the rights off Hasbro, hire DHX, and give my waifu her own show
Budget my living expenses to about $3000 a month to live comfortably in a condo and pretend I'm not filthy rich.
Then buy a shit ton of illegal surveillance on everyone I know and a personal helicopter so anytime someone talks shit about me I can be there within mere minutes and say "I heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out."
People would start to think I was some lower to middle class god, when in reality I just had a fuckton of cash that I used for the sole purpose of fucking with people.
>only buying one set of numbers
Then again I only matched one number on all of my bets so fuck me, right?
How do we know the lottery isn't a scam? For all we know the winners are associated with the lottery and return the money or were simply pretending to have the money without having received the money in the first place
I'm just salty I bought a shitload of these and earned nothing, but still
>buy my own house out in the country and get out of my shitty apartment
>buy a mare to fuck in private
>buy my dream car, a Australian 1973 Ford Falcon
>have unlimited supply of gasoline
>give manageable cuts of money to family, friends, etc.
>commission literally every artist to draw whatever I want
>commission literally every plushmaker to make my waifu, lewd or non-lewd
>put the rest in savings account to draw out whenever needed
but sadly the odds of winning is almost 1 in 300 million, so I'm not expecting much
Don't lie to yourself anon.
A man can be happy at any moment, otherwise you will be miserably for the rest of your days, even if you had all the cash in the whole world.
The FiM ip seems to be under tight lock so I can't really figure out how much it's worth, it's possible you could afford it with that cash but you need to take into account that you'd still need to own DHX or some other animation company to actually get new episodes made.
I'd pay tons of commissions of actual good artist for all /mlp/ to enjoy.
You know, the opposite of Jamal
>One of the biggest toy makers in the business
Except boy and girls no longer want shitty plastic toys. It is all about the cellphones, tablets and androids now, anon.
The ages of the kids that buy toys are usually 7 or less now.
Usually most kids prefer a cellphone to loot porn in and chat with pedophiles than a fucking toy.
Have you seen the sells figures for their toys? Hasbro and every other toy company understand that all kids want is pricey digital garbage. So they dress up their cheap piece of shit with all sorts of blinking lights and sounds.
They are like Apple, dress it nice on the outside, chinease production on the inside.
>The ages of the kids that buy toys are usually 7 or less
Your parents must have given you one hell of a chore wage.
I had to beg mommy to buy me everything until I started washing dishes during a Summer vacation
Actually, the middle class kids are the only ones that get to buy this garbage.
With the exception of poorfags that overload their credit cards, I guess.
I am just mad at Hasbro for being so shitty with their policies.
>I am just mad at Hasbro for being so shitty with their policies
To be fair those shitty policies are probably one of the reasons they're doing so well economically, damn them all you want but industry is industry.
And if not, I think it goes up to 1.3 billion next week.
I could barely wrap my head around 900 million, but 1.3 billion? Holy shit.
With $1,000,000,000 you could (disregarding taxes):
Get a stack of $1 67.9 miles high.
A round trip to the moon (going off a price of $750,000,000).
2 Airbus A380 ($810,000,000)
A.C. Milan ($945,000,000)
19 1963 Ferrari GTOs (988,000,000)
Antilia Mumbai (That super expensive skyscraper house in Mumbai) ($1,000,000,000)
The Chicago Cubs ($1,000,000,000)(Ha)
5 F-35C Lightning II Fighter Jets ($1,000,000,000)
The Solomon Islands (The country's GDP hovers around 1bil)
The Toronto Maple Leafs ($1,000,000,000)
LA Lakers ($1,000,000,000) (This one honestly surprised me)
Solo Cup Co. ($1,000,000,000)
All the Bitcoins ($1,000,000,000)
5 Playboy Mansions ($1,000,000,000)
222,000 Palomino Horses ($1,000,000,000)
28 Million Pounds Of Pre-Cooked Italian Meatballs ($1,000,000,000)
13.3 Billion Pounds of Sand ($1,000,000,000)
339,000 Baby Male Zebras ($1,000,000,000)
71 Billion Plastic Sporks ($1,000,000,000)
385,000 Bounce Houses ($1,000,000,000)
64 Million Unicorn Horse Head Masks ($1,000,000,000)
And my personal favorite:
179 Million Pounds of Green Apple Jelly Beans
Countries with GDP less then $1,000,000,000 (According to the CIA World Factbook, so it's for big guys):
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Northern Mariana Islands
São Tomé and Príncipe
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
You'd also be 10 times richer then Kanye West. You'd SHIT on Kanye.
Modestly above Paul McCartnety who's at $660,000,000.
Bill Gates is still about 80 times richer then you, but honestly, that's ok compared to where you are now.
Trump is stumped at how some pony fucker like you is at 1/4th of his wealth.
Buy land, horses, the vinyl Funkos, Monopoly, and the new doll things. And that's about all that's left of my pony want list since I've obtained everything else already. With the rest maybe I'd make a gaming computer build for each of the M6 like the Rara battlestation. Beyond that, I'd buy two 9 foot Steinway grand pianos. One for legitimate use, and the other would be MLP custom with like cutiemarks on the keys and a decal on the cover.
What kind of deformity do you have to use those kind of keybinds?
Great question. But what's the point of living once you've gotten everything you could ever wish for? I think that life would eventually begin to suck once you get past the initial, "wowza I'm rich!" phase.
okay, maybe the pony fuckery would remain entertaining forever, but still
Once you have all of the money to have any material thing you want, your life is opened up wide to the possibilities of whatever you want to dedicate yourself to.
You could master an art. Enjoy some bizarre hobbies. Set new goals for yourself.
And you could afford to indulge in these things and take them as seriously as you wanted to.
The money made by the lotto is enough for them to not give a shit about you taking what amounts to 1/4 of the prize pool itself after everything is said and done.
It's not as if you're getting the good deal when it comes to collecting your share of the winnings.
The biggest thing when it comes to the lotto is that you're more or less just getting a fat stack of cash. Sure it's not literally that and you're not going to be able to spend it all right then and there but for all intents and purposes if you've got $200 million you've got that much to spend compared to someone else who is "richer" than you but has their wealth tied up into things that aren't money.
And not one of them would ever look you in the eye and tell you that they love you or that youmake them happy.
Your nights would be so heart crushingly lonely and you would slowly start to realize that even with all the money in the world all you'll ever have is some polyester and silicone. No amount of power on this earth can make them real.
Probably because they blow most of it like retards and then when they finally realize the money is running out and they should start saving uncle Sam comes and but fucks them with taxes.
Suddenlink offers 1G
Fuck that noise though. If you are in TX and can get Grande get that instead.
Live with 400 down 20 up.
I can guarantee Grande doesn't give a fuck if you pirate and upload shit all day erryday
even if you don't it's nice to know you COULD download a movie without getting your shit turned offand won't throttle your connection.
AT&T is a fucking joke in my area too.
I've worked for both Grande and Suddenlink.
The only thing they have over anybody now now is the 1G speed, but having installed Suddenlink for a while and especially when they were introducing it, good luck breaking 700 mb/s on a speedtest even when all your signal levels are perfect and your hardware can do it. That was a few months back and I don't install it anymore right now but that shit left a bad taste in my mouth
A solid 400 mb/s with no worries over anything, no bandwidth cap
lol Suddenlink and AT&Tand the reality Grande is likely to offer 1G soon if you care that much is the best solution.
I'd consider buying custom plastic models of the mane6 and a few other important characters like the princesses.
$10 000 on porn commissions.
A $2000 fursuit, plus the cost of a prostitute.
that's because most of the human race is fucking retarded
when you think about it, the average /mlp/ poster is probably about in the top 10% of the world population when it comes to intelligence
you give us for to much credit, stupidity is contagious don't you know?